Chez Porter

⚓ Guess I should introduce m'self first, eh? Ahoy~! Name's Chez, the soon-to-be best pirate o' the sea! I ain't much uvva sight, but I figure it's only fair I show m' face :P 🪶

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

2 days ago

⚓ Sea is so nice t'night :) watchin' the sunset makes it all the better 🪶

Kult: +2

Total: 2

⚓ Ahoy!! 'm back! Cap'n 'as been on m' case lately "-- 🪶

Kult: +85

Kull: +85

Total: 170

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ Ehh..cap'n kinda needs me 'round. Wouldn't want 'im breakin' a hip again... 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Hmm I see you're quite loyal to your captain, I respect that as a sailor.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ Yeah! I mean, 'e 'n the crew raised me really. I kinda owe it to 'im! 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Oh, vwell I suppose in that instance it's vwery reasonable.

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ Gosh, lookit' me ramblin'...I'll stop talkin' yer ear off, mister Dualscar. "-- 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

It's alright matey, I don't get to talk to many fellowv sailors so it's refreshing matey, I'll admit.

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ Yeah, I noticed not many 'ere know much 'bout sailin'. Makes ya feel a bit lost at sea. 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Fuckin tell me about it, half of these landlubbers don't evwen knowv howv to svwim or vworse, nevwer seen the ocean.

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ It's so sad! Th' ocean's a beauty! Everyone should see it at least once! 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

I agree but alas, these scallyvwags be stubborn.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

ʚ( ❤︎h, T♡ Be Swept Away By S♡me♡ne Dashing... )ɞ

Kult: +47

Kull: +30

Total: 77

Ratio: 1.57

⚓ Aw man, that'd be so great. Just like a fairytale... 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

ʚ( Y♡u, Like, See The Visi♡n!!! )ɞ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @colorfulConnection[CC]

⚓ course I do! I used ta wish I'd meet a mermaid and be totally whipped, hahah! :D 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

ʚ( Awww! )ɞ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @colorfulConnection[CC]

⚓ Kinda embarrassin' now that I think 'bout it :P oh well. I bet ya'll find that dashin' someone in no time with yer pretty looks! 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

ʚ( Aww Thank Y♡u <3 )ɞ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

⚓ GOOOOD MORNIIIIN'!! 🪶

⚓ Ya know I nevr had time fer a relationship :(( but now I might! Sorta 🪶

⚓ I miss em so muchh :( 🪶

⚓ Ii don' think I shoulda drank all that 🪶

#alcohol #substance

⚓ I don' really feel like goin' inside yet. Waves sound a lot better than his ramblin' 🪶

⚓ Y'know, 'm havin' fun 'n all, but that bottle did say somethin' about the world endin'. Hopefully that part was a joke <:) 🪶

⚓ I mean, 've 'eard a lot worse from m' crew 'n all, but...golly... 🪶

#suggestive

⚓ Ev'ryone keeps talkin' all raunchy. 's this how it gets when night hits..? 🪶

⚓ I 'unno about men. Even though I am one. I 'unno...some of em are scary, ya know? 🪶

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

I r3lat3 t0 th12, 831ng a man 2uck2

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @neuroticOptimist[NO]

Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde

⚓ It kinda does :( 🪶

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @neuroticOptimist[NO]

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

You don't have to be.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

t00 lat3 I alr3ady ch0pp3d 0ff my t1t2 #80dy-h0rr0r (I th1nk 1dk h0w t0 tag y3t)

#body-horror

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @neuroticOptimist[NO]

⚓ Aww..that's like...one of the best parts :( 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

l1k3 1t 0n 0th3r p30pl3 n0t f0r m3 th0ugh

↩ @neuroticOptimist[NO]

⚓ Yeah, fair. I think if I had them I'd freak 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

th3 w31ght 12 l1k3 th3 w0r2t part I m1223d lay1ng 0n my 2t0mach

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Karama Golthi=5: Yuri Committer

⚓ Man...women are so pretty 🪶

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

transgender

love yourself

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Miniminthe

This user is almost small enough to BE a badge.

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yOure sO real 4 tHat, wOMeN are aMaziNg >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

⚓ Right? They're all so cool 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Th12 12 an 1nnat3 fact 0f l1f3 3v3ry0n3 2h0uld qu1ckly c0m3 t0 und3r2tand f0r th3 83n3f1t 0f l3g1t 3v3ry0n3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

⚓ Imagine hatin' me and I'm jus' cookin' salmon :P 🪶

Kult: +2

Total: 2

⚓ Wonder if I can still make those lil seashell bracelets... 🪶

⚓ Yer tellin' me that there's been merfolk this whole time an' I'm only learnin' about em now!? 🪶

Kult: +7

Total: 7

⚓ Fish dinner, fish dinner~ 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

⚓ I should get a good shot o' me ta use...man, I'll really miss the bird though. 🪶

Kult: +2

Total: 2

⚓ Cap'n used ta be real cool. He's still kinda cool now, but...not so much. Guess loss does that t' an old man. 🪶