♦ pitied by @maritimeMerriment

I agree but alas, these scallyvwags be stubborn.

\ yeah n0. last t1me 1 went t0 a carn1val w1th that b1tch, sh1t d1d N0T g0 well /

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th3 w31ght 12 l1k3 th3 w0r2t part I m1223d lay1ng 0n my 2t0mach

This hotel room has a single bottle of wine. It taunts me. Not because I'm trying to be stay sober or anything so upstanding, but because I'm trying to figure out exactly how to portion it. I don't know if I'll get another one. Do I uncork it and start drinking? It's just big enough to be a bit much to drink all of it in one sitting. But if I'm going to drink, I'll want a few. But there's not enough in this bottle for two of my usual party nights, and I don't want to just leave one glass or less in the bottle. This bottle is the perfect size to paralyze me with choice, thus ensuring I don't drink it at all. Clever.
