This hotel room has a single bottle of wine. It taunts me. Not because I'm trying to be stay sober or anything so upstanding, but because I'm trying to figure out exactly how to portion it. I don't know if I'll get another one. Do I uncork it and start drinking? It's just big enough to be a bit much to drink all of it in one sitting. But if I'm going to drink, I'll want a few. But there's not enough in this bottle for two of my usual party nights, and I don't want to just leave one glass or less in the bottle. This bottle is the perfect size to paralyze me with choice, thus ensuring I don't drink it at all. Clever.
This Is Exactly How I Sound When I Portion Out My Weed To Make Sure It Lasts Until The Next Time I Meet My Dealer. I Did Use To Grow My Own But Alcohol Is A Bit Different I Suppose. #substance
mom the trip is all expenses paid
Yes, but I don't want to ask for more.
S0metimes its g00d t0 refrain y0urself
ok