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Chez Porter

@maritimeMerriment

"Piracy? PIRACY!!" - sea lover! - animal lover! - everything lover!!

Blood: TealAge: 23 years11 sweepsKult Score: 465Kull Score: 4524 followers 2 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Ahoy!! 'm back! Cap'n 'as been on m' case lately "-- 🪶

Kult: +80

Kull: +80

Total: 160

Ratio: 1.00

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Orphaner Dualscar

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@captainAngular[CA]

VWell matey, vwhat's stopping you exactly.

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Ehh..cap'n kinda needs me 'round. Wouldn't want 'im breakin' a hip again... 🪶

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Orphaner Dualscar

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@captainAngular[CA]

Hmm I see you're quite loyal to your captain, I respect that as a sailor.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Yeah! I mean, 'e 'n the crew raised me really. I kinda owe it to 'im! 🪶

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Orphaner Dualscar

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@captainAngular[CA]

Oh, vwell I suppose in that instance it's vwery reasonable.

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Gosh, lookit' me ramblin'...I'll stop talkin' yer ear off, mister Dualscar. "-- 🪶

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Orphaner Dualscar

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@captainAngular[CA]

It's alright matey, I don't get to talk to many fellowv sailors so it's refreshing matey, I'll admit.

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Yeah, I noticed not many 'ere know much 'bout sailin'. Makes ya feel a bit lost at sea. 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

Orphaner Dualscar

#1 Dualscar Fan

Autistic about pirates

Shipped In A Bottle

This user is hooked on the pirate swelling sea.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Ancestral

It all began with you.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@captainAngular[CA]

Fuckin tell me about it, half of these landlubbers don't evwen knowv howv to svwim or vworse, nevwer seen the ocean.

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ It's so sad! Th' ocean's a beauty! Everyone should see it at least once! 🪶

L★rd C★zm★z

Developer of The Game

This user has worked on developing / modding SBURB.

@starstruckFanatic[SF]

GueSS wh★'S h★STing A new SeSSi★n? IT'S #ME !!! InSTeAd ★f uh... SnATching pe★ple up like I did lAST Time, I'll geT v★lunTeeRS inSTeAd. S★! ThiS SeSSi★n iS dubbed The Milky WAy'S WAy SeSSi★n. TheRe will be Tw★ guideS T★ pR★vide help f★R ThiS SeSSi★n (I'll ReveAl wh★ lATeR) And I'm h★ping ThingS will g★ Sm★★Thly ThiS Time. S★ pleASe, if y★u wAnT T★ j★in ThiS SeSSi★n d★n'T heSiTATe T★ Tell me! ANY★NE iS All★wed(PuppeTeeRS if y★u d★n'T mind c★nTAcTing my puppeTeeR ;P) #milkywAySwAySeSSi★n #SpuRb #SgRub

#spurb #sgrub #milkywayswaysession #me

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ A game? I dunno what it is, but I want in! 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@colorfulConnection[CC]

ʚ( ❤︎h, T♡ Be Swept Away By S♡me♡ne Dashing... )ɞ

Kult: +42

Kull: +25

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.68

@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Aw man, that'd be so great. Just like a fairytale... 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@colorfulConnection[CC]

ʚ( Y♡u, Like, See The Visi♡n!!! )ɞ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ course I do! I used ta wish I'd meet a mermaid and be totally whipped, hahah! :D 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@colorfulConnection[CC]

ʚ( Awww! )ɞ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Kinda embarrassin' now that I think 'bout it :P oh well. I bet ya'll find that dashin' someone in no time with yer pretty looks! 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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A user of potential repute.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

@cherishableAllure[CA]

⡞⠳⣄⣀⣠⠞⢷ • Httpꌚꌚ://media1.teກჹr.cჹm/m/9d2ಭq28eb9uaaaac/lჹꏝe-fiꌚꌚh.gif me ಭheກ A Future Mateꌚꌚprit/mateꌚꌚpritꌚꌚ!*•.¸¸♬︎

Kult: +60

Kull: +55

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.09

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To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

@cherishableAllure[CA]

⡞⠳⣄⣀⣠⠞⢷ • Hey I May ກჹt Be A ꌚꌚhark But I Caກ Giꏝe The Pettiກg! Aກd ꌚꌚharkꌚꌚ Are Mჹre Ჹf A Cuddlebuກch Fhehehe*•.¸¸♬︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Oh yay!! Do sharks really cuddle? That's kinda cute :0 🪶

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

@cherishableAllure[CA]

⡞⠳⣄⣀⣠⠞⢷ • They Dჹ! The Iກterກet Really ꏝieಭꌚꌚ Them Iກ ꌚꌚuch A Bad Light. But They Are Aກ Abꌚꌚჹlute Adჹrabuກch!*•.¸¸♬︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Awww! Maybe I misjudged em fer chompin' off ma crew mates arm <:) 🪶

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

@cherishableAllure[CA]

⡞⠳⣄⣀⣠⠞⢷ • They Alꌚꌚჹ Haꏝe Bit My Daກceꌚꌚtჹrꌚꌚ ಭaiꌚꌚt But Eitherಭay Prჹbably Thჹught It ಭaꌚꌚ ꌚꌚჹme Fჹჹd, Aກd They Alꌚꌚჹ Are Gettiກg Clჹꌚꌚe Tჹ Extiກctiჹກ ಭheກ They Giꏝe Alꌚꌚჹ Gჹჹd Tჹ The ಭჹrld! Ჹ:c*•.¸¸♬︎

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Oh no :(( 🪶

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

@cherishableAllure[CA]

⡞⠳⣄⣀⣠⠞⢷ • But I Cჹuld Get By Ridiກg ꌚꌚharkꌚꌚ, Eꏝeກ Aꌚꌚ Aກ Aກgler Fiꌚꌚh Like Myꌚꌚelf ಭჹuld Eກjჹy Aກd I Hჹpe I Cჹuld Get By ಭith Alꌚꌚჹ Haꏝiກg My Quadraກtꌚꌚ Try If I Had Aກy!*•.¸¸♬︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ An'ler..ah!? You're merfolk!! :00 that's so cool! I wish I could ride a shark! But I can't breathe underwater.. 🪶

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

@cherishableAllure[CA]

⡞⠳⣄⣀⣠⠞⢷ • A ꌚꌚeadಭeller Ჹf A Trჹller Iꌚꌚ I! But I Am ꌚꌚure They Caກ Get Ჹກ ꌚꌚhჹre Fჹr A Bit, Fiꌚꌚh Dჹ ກeed Ჹxygeກ Tჹ Liꏝe Tჹჹ! Ჹ:d*•.¸¸♬︎

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ That's true..! I guess it wouldn't be totally outta the question then 🪶

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@agamemnonsTheory[AT]

A bro gave me a cookie at a rager last night. I only got around to ACTUALLY eating it this morning, and now thing s are happening to me.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Ya can't be eatin stuff from stran'ers!! D: 🪶

Karkat Vantass (streamer)

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@carcinocytoGeneticist[CG]

WENT WALKING IN THE FOREST AGAIN, I'VE DONE SO BEFORE EVEN POSTING ON THIS SITE BUT IT'S A NEAT EXCURSION WHEN I HAVE THE TIME AND THE WEATHER IS NICE. FREAKED MYSELF OUT THOUGH WHEN I WAS WALKING FOR A FAIR BIT BEFORE REALIZING THAT THE CRICKETS AND BIRDS HAD STOP CHIRPING. ONLY STARTED HEARING THEM AGAIN ON THE PATHWAY OUT SO THAT WAS KIND OF SPOOKY OR WHATEVER. IT WAS NICE GETTING FRESH AIR AT LEAST

#outdoors #creepy

Kult: +34

Kull: +5

Total: 39

Ratio: 6.80

@maritimeMerriment[MM]

⚓ Deoendin' on where yer at, coulda been the sign of a real bad predator 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5