Chez Porter

2 days ago

⚓ Sea is so nice t'night :) watchin' the sunset makes it all the better 🪶

Kult: +2

Total: 2

⚓ Ahoy!! 'm back! Cap'n 'as been on m' case lately "-- 🪶

Kult: +85

Kull: +85

Total: 170

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ Ehh..cap'n kinda needs me 'round. Wouldn't want 'im breakin' a hip again... 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

Hmm I see you're quite loyal to your captain, I respect that as a sailor.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ Yeah! I mean, 'e 'n the crew raised me really. I kinda owe it to 'im! 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

Oh, vwell I suppose in that instance it's vwery reasonable.

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ Gosh, lookit' me ramblin'...I'll stop talkin' yer ear off, mister Dualscar. "-- 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

It's alright matey, I don't get to talk to many fellowv sailors so it's refreshing matey, I'll admit.

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ Yeah, I noticed not many 'ere know much 'bout sailin'. Makes ya feel a bit lost at sea. 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

Fuckin tell me about it, half of these landlubbers don't evwen knowv howv to svwim or vworse, nevwer seen the ocean.

↩ @captainAngular[CA]

⚓ It's so sad! Th' ocean's a beauty! Everyone should see it at least once! 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

I agree but alas, these scallyvwags be stubborn.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

⚓ GOOOOD MORNIIIIN'!! 🪶

⚓ Ya know I nevr had time fer a relationship :(( but now I might! Sorta 🪶

⚓ I miss em so muchh :( 🪶

⚓ Ii don' think I shoulda drank all that 🪶

#alcohol #substance

⚓ I don' really feel like goin' inside yet. Waves sound a lot better than his ramblin' 🪶

⚓ Y'know, 'm havin' fun 'n all, but that bottle did say somethin' about the world endin'. Hopefully that part was a joke <:) 🪶

⚓ I mean, 've 'eard a lot worse from m' crew 'n all, but...golly... 🪶

#suggestive

⚓ Ev'ryone keeps talkin' all raunchy. 's this how it gets when night hits..? 🪶

⚓ I 'unno about men. Even though I am one. I 'unno...some of em are scary, ya know? 🪶

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

I r3lat3 t0 th12, 831ng a man 2uck2

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @neuroticOptimist[NO]

Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde

⚓ It kinda does :( 🪶

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @neuroticOptimist[NO]

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

You don't have to be.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

t00 lat3 I alr3ady ch0pp3d 0ff my t1t2 #80dy-h0rr0r (I th1nk 1dk h0w t0 tag y3t)

#body-horror

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @neuroticOptimist[NO]

⚓ Aww..that's like...one of the best parts :( 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

l1k3 1t 0n 0th3r p30pl3 n0t f0r m3 th0ugh

↩ @neuroticOptimist[NO]

⚓ Yeah, fair. I think if I had them I'd freak 🪶

↩ @maritimeMerriment[MM]

th3 w31ght 12 l1k3 th3 w0r2t part I m1223d lay1ng 0n my 2t0mach

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Karama Golthi=5: Yuri Committer

⚓ Man...women are so pretty 🪶

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yOure sO real 4 tHat, wOMeN are aMaziNg >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

⚓ Right? They're all so cool 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Th12 12 an 1nnat3 fact 0f l1f3 3v3ry0n3 2h0uld qu1ckly c0m3 t0 und3r2tand f0r th3 83n3f1t 0f l3g1t 3v3ry0n3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

⚓ Imagine hatin' me and I'm jus' cookin' salmon :P 🪶

Kult: +2

Total: 2

⚓ Wonder if I can still make those lil seashell bracelets... 🪶

⚓ Yer tellin' me that there's been merfolk this whole time an' I'm only learnin' about em now!? 🪶

Kult: +7

Total: 7

⚓ Fish dinner, fish dinner~ 🪶

Kult: +5

Total: 5

⚓ I should get a good shot o' me ta use...man, I'll really miss the bird though. 🪶

Kult: +2

Total: 2

⚓ Cap'n used ta be real cool. He's still kinda cool now, but...not so much. Guess loss does that t' an old man. 🪶

⚓ I 'unno what this "fight night" is...sounds like somethin' a member of my crew would get inta 🪶