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i be up in karkats ear askin will my dick get plurbed if yøu suck me lmaø #nsfw
mfmfmmfphmfffppfhh he @'d me guys....fudanshi's charge your yaoi 8eam @onewingedFudanshi
kill him #notproudofdirk
yall hear smth cøuld've swørd søme dumbass was trying tø cløwn the timeline here #davehøur
davecord in my pinned and all that also if you want the #davehour badge you can ask @chromaticAvianoid or junior for it and theyll get to it when they have the time the discord and badge are both for everyone
honorary dave for dave hour #davehour
im not a dave but could i get the dave badge for the funnies
dave just vaguepostin about bein butt booty naked
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
wait you Can just ask people to send you bul6e in your messa6es 'n' they'll do it??
the convos we have in mc lmao anyway i dare u to put that fuckin stupid ass banner on ur profile of jason goin butt booty naked #dare #minecraft #lmao #suggestive @imperialistHalcyonite
i wonder if people like my hair up or down better >X3 anyway heres a self13! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14f5fed22c9e.png
i do not ‘yaoi’, i do not ‘yuri’, i do not ‘hetslop’ i need CHEMISTRY, i need BASIS, i need a REASON. and if there is none then i simply do not care.
your breath smells like your dads semen i bet you cant even get three weemen i open your mouth stick out your tongue slick some spit with it choke up the mic lay down the law talk some shit n split ill drop your ass harder than the fucking economy give you a full up scale of a strider lobotomy blow out your mind rip out your spine xylophone solo scratchy the cat itchy the frat twice a row mofo got more bars than a cemetery wrapped fence my dick locked up in prison call that a penal offense rhymes so hot got you locked in the car busybody eyes on you cocked parking lot star dont trip the ac is on thirsty ass got water and the favorite music thats me bitch wagwan daughter
wait shit we can spit bars fuck okay hold on uh uh uh uh lil beat on the beat not my fault if you get offended im new here so be nice dead dave dont like dont eat #lyric-posting #epic-raps #this-will-be-good #i-promie
fattest fucking dabbing up in all of paradox space
Behold The flesh And the power it holds
Th@nk$ I Re@77y Needed Thi$
Post that pats you on the back reassuringly
aW )o: I ThOuGhT We wErE HaViNg fUn bRo, WhO YoU GoNnA TaLk tO MaN? FiGuRe lIkE WhAt oUt? CoUlD SeNd yOu a vIdEo oF My bUlGe iF ThAt'd hElP (o: HoNk
dAmN MoThErFuCkEr aIn't rEsPoNd tO AnY Of tHe oThEr sHiT I SaId. HoNk hOnK. (O: yEaH I'Ll dM YoU.
aW )o: If yOu dOn't gOt a bUlGe iT'D Be eVeN EaSiEr tHo. MiNe gEtS In tHe fUcKiNg wAy a lOt, AlWaYs mAkEs a fUcKiNg mEsS Of tHe pLaCe. wEeEeLl i mEaN If yOu wErE LoOsInG YeR PaN AbOuT Me bEiNg sO TaLl, DoUbT YoU CoUlD TaKe mY BuLgE MaN. iT'S GoTtA Be tHe sIzE Of yOuR FuCkInG PuMp cAgE BrOtHeR. dUnNo hOw sTrEtChY HuMaNs aRe, NeVeR BeEn wItH OnE.
it would be SOOOOO cool to get this in badge form but ONLY for me beclaws im the best halloween purrson ever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b067227dd6.jpeg
B33 < legend status dude
dude holy fuck im almost jealous thats literally the best fucking badge ive ever seen
dude thats the most kickass badge on this entire site congrats
fuck youre so real for that
the best thing that's happened to you ever? wow, that's really sweet... i think i could say the same back to you. :) if you start feeling anxious or like you're going to have a panic attack again, just talk to me, ok? there's dms on here, so you can always contact me there too. the pet thing is really, REALLY weird though. maybe it's just an alien thing? i don't know, but you definitely don't deserve to be treated like that. it's not right.
yeah fuck him up go my scara8
i got tired of being unable to see dark text on the dark background i just change between both themes a lot
dont mediate the chitt you know what you did dude and on #yuriday of all days and about my sister too if i see you in these streets your lusus cant save you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c83ea17f196b.png
holy unskippable thumbnail just now "in the name of the moon, pass that shi" #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d6a9812c222.png
yeah, i think that's about all you can do at this point, if not talking to him directly... i really would come get you if i could, but i don't have any super powers or anything to get to outer space or wherever you are. at least we can talk to each other on here, though. i'm here if you need me, even if i'm not physically close to you right now. and i promise we'll get this figured out soon. when you get home, we can have a bro hug and watch a movie together. i'll even let you pick the movie. :) <3
where is troll yami yugi to banish that guy into the shadow realm atem save us atem #vagueposting #notsovauge #yuriday
> 0h. ew. bl0ck1ng
yeah, i remember that. he seems pretty ruthless while playing games, so... maybe this tracks for another version of him? do you have any idea how we might be able to convince him to take you back?
yeah, i definitely don't like the sound of that. this guy just sounds weird, even if he is some other version of the hal we know. i miss you a lot, though. i was wondering where you've been, trying to find you here, but i guess it makes sense that i couldn't find you since you're in outer space or whatever... do you think if we tell him we miss each other a lot he'll take you home?
keep you like a pet??? what the hell? that's just messed up! i don't know what a troll or a hive is, but you're not staying there forever! you're coming home whether this guy likes it or not. i'll make sure of it.
hey, are you my dave? there's like, a sea of daves on this site for some reason, but your handle is pretty similar to mine, so... also, are you ok?
sick whos party are you at
you would be invited rick roll dave
lmao do it
gotta be more of us i remember there was at least fourteen daves at some point
do i make a davecord (dave discord) to schedule #davehour ♡: yes ♤: no shut the fuck up davebot
we need more daves for #davehour flooding the timeline where is everyone
Dave beam.
thrwing barrs ikr
nevr gonna give u uppp
honestly i don't know whether to be proud or concerned
christ what have i done invasive species introduced to chittr landscape
are people still doing my smash or pass thing it's been like twelve hours
ugh... headache.
4WW SHUCKS! GONN4 M4K3 M3 BLUSH! H4H4, YOU'R3 4 PR3TTY GOOD 4RT1ST YOURS3LF. >:]
TH4NKS! >:]
OH MY GOD, 1 C4N R3POST TH1S. HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/3250D8413C7F.PNG
fuckin rechitt brother
hang on takin a quick snack break
🐾what’s the best way to carve wood? whittle by whittle! hehe,
hahaha no matesprit
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this is so fucking hot
The only NSFW post I'll like.
c< NOt Half bad >c
(^･ω･^) < THAT IS ONE IMPRESSIVE HOLE, I WISH MY HOLES WERE THAT BIG!!!
oh my god its so perfectly round
I DONT GET WHAT IT IS WITH YOU AND STRIDERS...
:33 < commeowssion requested by @walkstabwalk :33 < of @barackobama and @unhackabledottildeuath :33 < get ratio'd https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07d395ae1872.png
Haven't actually watched My Little Pony but drawin fluttershy in saw traps is one of the things keepin me goin. #gore
I went mo+st o+f an entire night-day cycle witho+ut o+pening Chittr, and it was, as o+ne might expect, very go+o+d fo+r my mental wellbeing. That isn't to+ say I'm go+ing to+ be o+n it even slightly less because o+f that. It's just an o+bservatio+n.
A staple of Earth America. Kinda cultish gas station chain. They have the nicest fucking bathrooms though, like private rooms for the stalls and they're kept super clean. There's also like a BBQ station with them cooking meats and stuff right there. It's wild
I CAN BE WHEREVER I WANT. THERE IS NO "SUPPOSED TO".
YOU CANNOT TELL ME. WHERE I SHOULD. AND SHOULD NOT BE. BITCH.
fuck yeah.
sending you a speedy recovery but now you gotta do dont stop me now by queen.
I will never be typing the following sentence again. Okay, Trollbama.
Diamonds Droog.
It feels like it would be in poor taste to make my usual post so soon after. Whatever that was.
#birbposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18070696bac1.png
Very proud of you, Mr. Strider!
Freedom, at least. I admire your dedication, @daveStrider. Everyone else, I am proud to announce he has finished his song. Feel free to scroll through his profile to enjoy it. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/FREEDOM.PNG
We survived the great Rick Roll of '26. #WeSurvived
probably the funniest thing ive done in a while
Extra points to yourself if you didn't block any of them.
no probs dude
This is the least damaging thing to happen to this website, for the record. And the song isn't that bad.
B33 < anyways what should i grab fur lunch befur i hit the grocery store
never
B33 < *ac smacks the record player*
B33 < gonna
lowkey i hate asking dave to play slayyyter but i want him to play slayyyter rn
literally me
*AWOLnation drop*
[Listening to the acoustic version of "Take On Me" makes me cry every time. It's so s|ow and beautifu|. I |ike it more than the theatrica| version.]
anyways I made garlic bread and it deadass had me like this post #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/vmWmbYxZ/IMG-2225.jpg
I think that young man is getting close to the end of his song. #dashwatching
Ah, a good round of world! Wordle 1,778 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
yo whats up chittr, currently ordering some pizza if anyone wants a slice only one though otherwise ill cut you up and use you as a pizza topping hannibal lecter style
B33 < @daveStrider you got this king bring it home
@daveStrider Dear brother, or should I say Bossy Pants. Your enquiries into the success of brand labeling and Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are not for naught, for I have asked my crystal ball and she has dutifully answered. Sweet Orbie here tells me that, indeed, your comic endeavors will be a success. However, as not to cause a paradox, I will not be telling you how or when. Despite what you may think, I actually do have your best successes at heart. I will however let you in on a little secret: the joke “get a load of THIS hornses ass…..” will be a major hit. As for Motocross or Santa Cruz… hm. Might I suggest a cold email to Tony Hawk? *If the reader should wish to request your fortune, refer to my original listing.*
😮😮😮 🐇👻 🪄‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🦎🤗🤗🥳🥳
ill be in #memospace if anyone needs me.. too chaotic rn
I 2w3ar I can lift 2o much mor3 wh3n h32 watching
my evil amulet #myevilamulet
:33 < i think we should dip lord english in a pit of lava i think that would work
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/220TXHB/1777739612028.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=jFPZTLyypt3&2i=y73-p3QnWQv0nKkc #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting
Oh, what a lovely trend! I started doing some flower pressing recently--I'm hoping to make some bookmarks out of them! #whimsyposting
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Starve (Together)
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I take a small hiatus from here, and I see very little has changed. Good work in staying consistent, I suppose.
:) https://i.pinimg.com/originals/46/b3/8e/46b38e6f0688385c4ede83665967bc8e.gif #seaangels #iconofmyfaith #dolorosa
:33< some of mew have nefur b33n pet and it shows
(\ /) that's a good number. i'll keep that in mind.
THESE TIMES ARE TRYING BUT IM A COOL GUYING HAHA B)
(\ /) never hurts to have a plasmid on hand. or a couple.
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/GGPlasmidImage.webp
Please, Trogdor, cease with the fire-spitting. You're burning everything and there'll be nothing left.
I do stand corrected. Congratulations on your deed poll, should we celebrate? I will arrange a cake from our dear friend’s father for good measure.
kidnapping this guy'nt for the fun of it.
yeah lol.
thank you so much everyone for the warm reception to my new profile picture!!!
waking up from my slumber to see dave going at it again! wouldnt have it any other way i guess
lmao i'll let him know.
love your work keep it up.
the people hate the fun and whimsy my man be puttin out on the table.
let him cook hes almost done.
Are you still doing this.
c< OH, real quicK, 4 liKe, clarity aNd sHit, i didNt actually gO 2 sleep, i eNded up HelpiN a frieNd griNd 4 acHieveMeNts >c
Wvell fuck you too. #vwagueposting
separating from the hive mind
Goddamn the goat is still going.
did you ever manage to unblank it
some people can be so unfun >X3
SORT OUT YOUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. YOU’LL BE NEEDING IT.
OH. MY. FUCKING HOLY MOTHER GRUB. YOU SERIOUSLY ARE PULLING A RICK ROLL? IN 2026?
I’M TRYING NOT TO, BUT YOU’RE INFILTRATING MY CHITTR TIMELINE.
The dedication to a single word at a time is impressive.
tHiNkInG AbOuT ChIcKeN WiNgS
KITTY, SKITTLES, KAT, GOD ALL OF YOU DAVES COME UP WITH SOME SERIOUSLY ASININE NICKNAMES FOR ME. K A R K A T. CAN YOU SPELL *THAT*?
YES, THERE WE GO. CATALYTIC CONVERTER VANTAS. HAS A RING TO IT.
successful ragebait
FUCK YOU, I WROTE THAT INCREDIBLY WELL AND YOU SHOULD BE BLESSED JUST TO HAVE READ IT.
I’M SO HAPPY THAT I SAVED YOU THE TROUBLE BY SUBJECTING MYSELF TO IT INSTEAD.
BLINKING TWICE. NO IT’S NOT A MUSICAL, THEY’RE MUSICIANS YOU DUMB SHIT. LET ME JUST SAY, I THINK THE MOVIE SUCKS. IT WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME, IF YOU COULDN’T TELL BY WHAT I SAID. I’M GOING TO NEED TO WATCH SOMETHING ACTUALLY *GOOD* LATER TO CLEANSE MY PALETTE.
I CAN LITERALLY SEE YOU LIVE CHITTING SINGLE WORD CHITS, YOU DIRTY LIAR.
… NO. BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS AND YOU STILL ENRAGE ME.
YOU PROMISE WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH THEM, YOU’LL ACTUALLY READ IT? I ACTUALLY PROOFREAD, THIS TIME.
AS A CERTAIN BUCKTOOTHED IDIOT WOULD SAY, “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID”.
FINE. IT SEEMS THAT WE’RE BOTH DONE TESTING EACH OTHER’S PATIENCE, SO HERE’S THE REST OF IT ALL IN ONE GO FOR YOU. >> CUT TO THIS GIRL CARRYING A VACUUM CLEANER AROUND THE HIGH STREET LIKE A FUCKING LOON IN HOPES THE GUY WILL FIX IT. WHICH HE DOESN’T. INSTEAD THEY POP INTO A MUSIC STORE, WHERE SHE PLAYS HIM A LITTLE DIDDY ON THE PIANO AND HE GETS ALL INSPIRED AND MUSHY GUSHY AND STARTS PLAYING WITH HER. “I DONT KNOW YOU BUT I WANT YOU ALL THE MORE FOR IT”… WOW. HMM. THEY’RE ON THE BUS AND HE STARTS SINGING ABOUT THIS SHITASS WOMAN THAT CHEATED ON HIM AND THEN LEFT HIM HIGH AND DRY FOR FUCKING CHISWICK (OF ALL PLACES, GROSS), WHICH IS WHY HE’S “A SUCKER OF A GUY” ON HIS OWN OUT THERE. IT’S HER TURN TO GO MUSHY GUSHY. THEN HE FUCKS IT UP BY ASKING HER TO STAY THE NIGHT. AT LEAST, WE THINK SO UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES ON THE STREET TO HER FACE. REDEMPTION ARC FOR GUITAR GUY. THEY GO BACK TO HER PLACE NOW, WHICH… STRANGE DECISION ON HER PART CONSIDERING YOU WERE JUST ALL MAD AT HIM FOR ASKING YOU TO STAY THE NIGHT BUT OKAY, GO OFF. TURNS OUT SHE’S GOT A WRIGGLER? AND A BIG FAMILY. THIS PART IS SO FUCKING AWKWARD, FUCKING HELL. WHATEVER. THE WORDS THEY EXCHANGE ON THE STOOP ARE MORE IMPORTANT. THEY’RE TRANSACTIONAL. SHE DENIES HIS COMPANY. WHY? SHE’S ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE AND ACTING ALL FUNNY AFTER THE WHOLE EXCHANGE, TRYING TO FIND BATTERIES FOR HER MUSIC DEVICE AND SINGING THE LYRICS ON THE WALK HOME, “I CANT TELL DREAMS FROM TRUTH” AND “I CAN HARDLY REMEMBER YOUR FACE ANYMORE”. I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KNOWN FROM THAT POINT ON THAT IT WAS A SINKING SHIP, BUT ONCE AGAIN MY PUSHER DECEIVES ME, GRINDING MY PSYCHE INTO A BLOODY RAW PULP. THE PATHETIC LAMENTATION OVER HIS EX GIRLFRIEND DRIVES THE NEXT SONG. ALONG WITH A COMPILATION OF HIS OWN MEMORIES. AN OBJECTIVE TEAR JERKER, I WILL GIVE IT THAT. HE DECIDES HE'S GONNA GO GET HIS STUPID GIRLFRIEND WHO CHEATED ON HIM BACK, FOR SOME REASON? WHAT AN IDIOT. BUT HE WANTS TO RECORD HER SINGING BEFORE HE GOES. WE ARE IGNORING THE SOLICITOR SINGING A BAD SONG TO THEM. THEY MEET THESE BUSKERS ON THE STREET, AND THEY ALL END UP AT THIS PARTY FULL OF EXUBERENT, ECCENTRIC ASSHOLES WHO LOVE TO SING AND OUT-DOUCHE EACH OTHER. SOME OF IT IS CRAP, SOME OF IT IS ACTUALLY OKAY. OVERALL, ANOTHER FATEFUL BONDING EXPERIENCE BETWEEN GIRL AND GUY SO THEY CAN FALL EVEN DEEPER FOR EACH OTHER. AND THEN, SHE DROPS THE FUCKING *M-BOMB*. MARRIED. FUCK! AND SHE STILL HAS THE SHAME-GLOBES TO ASK HIM HOW TO TEACH HER HOW TO DRIVE A MOTORBIKE. WHAT A JOKE. THUS BEGINS ANOTHER MUSIC VIDEO WITH A GUY WHO POSSESSES SOME SERIOUS WOOLBEAST CHOPS, AND THEY START RECORDING THIS SONG THE GUY DESPERATELY WANTS TO DO WITH THEIR STUDIO MANAGER WHO IS THE BIGGEST MOST INSUFFERABLE MEGA-DOUCHE ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. “AND I’LL BE AT YOUR DOOR WHEN THERE'S NOTHING WORTH RUNNING FOR. WHEN YOUR MIND IS MADE UP, THERE'S NO POINT TRYING TO CHANGE IT/STOP IT”. COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!!! HE IS PRACTICALLY BEGGING BOTH THIS WOMAN AND HIMSELF TO ACCEPT FATE. OPEN YOUR GANDER BULBS AND LOOK! “YOU MUST HAVE FALLEN FROM THE SKY, YOU NEED SOMEWHERE TO FALL APART”. IT IS LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU. IT IS A KIDDY POOL, TEPID AND INVITING, FILLED WITH BUBBLES AND LITTLE FUCKING RUBBER DUCKS, AND THEYRE ALL STARING UP AT YOU, GOING “PLEASE, HAVE A SWIM”. SHE SHOWS HIM HER SECRET SONG. “AND I'M LETTING MYSELF DOWN BY SATISFYING YOU.” AND NOW SHE’S CRYING. SHE SAYS HE SHOWED HER VAPID SPONGELESS HUSBAND AND HE DIDN’T LIKE IT. SHE RECOMMENDS THEY RUN AWAY, NEVER TO BE FOUND AGAIN. AND IT SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO TAKE THE LEAP. A FANG-ACHING BEACH COMPILATION, THROWING A FRISBEE LIKE A DOUCHE. HE INVITES HER OVER. WHAT A LOVELY VIGNETTE INTO THE LIVES OF TWO HUMANS WHO SEEMED TO JUST BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. THE STARS ALIGNED, THEY MADE A CONNECTION. OR WAS IT HAPPENSTANCE? SHE NEVER FUCKING SHOWS UP! HE LOOKS ALL OVER FOR HER AND ITS LIKE SHE NEVER EVEN EXISTED. THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE. BUT THIS MOVIE TAKES ALL OF THAT FATE, ALL OF THAT SWEET, SWEET ALIGNMENT THE UNIVERSE HAS SO GRACIOUSLY PLACED ON THEIR PLATTERS, AND SUCKS IT INTO THE GAPING MAW OF A BLACK HOLE, CRUMPLING IT INTO THE ULTIMATE SINGULARITY. IT WAS SO GODDAMN CLEAR THAT THE TRUE PEOPLE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE WITH WERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER AND YET THEY BOTH JUST FUCKING LEFT TO GO BACK TO THE RESPECTIVE DUMPY DIAPERS THEY CALL MATESPRITS? THAT RIDICULOUS BEACH ROMP WAS A FUCKING SET-UP. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER. THEY WERE MEANT TO TRAIPSE DOWN THIS PATH HOLDING HANDS AND SHITTING OUT BUTTERFLIES, BUT HE LEAVES FOR LONDON AND SHE DROPS OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH TO GO BUY HERSELF A FUCKING PIANO OR WHATEVER AND THEIR PATHS NEVER. CROSS. AGAIN. BUT AT LEAST THEY HAVE THEIR STUPID RECORDINGS ON A CD, RIGHT? I WOULD RATHER LET MYSELF BLEED OUT ON THE UNPOLISHED HARDWOOD OF THIS CABIN FLOOR THAN WATCH THIS TRASH GARBAGE EVER AGAIN. THE DIRECTOR AND SCRIPTWRITERS CLEARLY HAVE NEVER ENLIGHTENED THEMSELVES WITH MY BLOG, OR ELSE THEY WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO PROCURE SOMETHING THIS UNINTELLIGENT. A BARKBEAST COULD HAVE SHAT OUT A BETTER CONCEPT OF LOVE THAN THIS. HAPPY NOW?
.siht rof llef i eveileb ton nac I .ssa ruoy godpU
I JUST *CAN*, ACTUALLY. BUT HERE’S THE FIRST LINE, SINCE I AM SO GRACIOUS. THIS MOVIE SUCKS COMPLETE ASS AND HAS NO UNDERSTANDING OF HOW THE UNIVERSE ACTUALLY WORKS. AND SO, DEAR DEAR READERS, ALLOW ME TO SCHOOL YOU ON WHY. SO, THE SYNOPSIS: IT OPENS ON A GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET AT NIGHT, WAKING HIS NEIGHBORS WITH SOME SCREAM-SING-WAILING, AND A WOMAN APPROACHES HIM ASKING WHETHER HIS SONGS ARE HIS OWN. WE FIND OUT HE’S SOME REPAIR GUY FOR VACUUM CLEANERS. WOW, THIS GUY IS *COOL*. WANT MORE? MORE BEGGING. WOMP FUCKING WOMP.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. FIRST YOU’RE DESPERATE, THEN YOU’RE IMPATIENT? BEGGARS CAN’T BE CHOOSERS, STRIDER.
FINE. I’LL HUMOR YOU. YOU WANT IT LINE FOR LINE PUBLICLY SO EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR INCOMPETENCE AS YOU TRY AND DECIPHER MY PERFECTLY CUT AND DRY ANALYSIS?
B33 < you
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:33 < i rate this post 2/10 kitty points!! https://i.imgur.com/ovlkykx.jpeg
concept bitin the back of her neck like a sea jaguar and accidentally maybe not so accidentally applyin bone crunchin pressure if you get good enough you got yourself a head on a stick #nsfww #nsfwwe
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Lmaooo.
going thw distance + for speed. will he pull it off. we're baiting our breath and our horses r held close like the last hug b4 the flight back home. experts say "we're proud of him wre so fucking proud of him" while crying a lot
my bad i hvnt been able to get him in 4 an interview. im hopin he'll be at the celebration when u get to "we're" n i can pull him in for his take on the astly controvercy
https://open.spotify.com/track/2wIC3jqtTK78zQMdj1DRLu?si=a3bb09c289c1466f
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wait no i meant that what the dave is doing is funny
nah don't this is hilarious
Starting the day off with a bagel with cream cheese and a cup of coffee. Miss Frieda is quite happy with her tuna and shrimp mix wet food. #girlbreakfast Reminder to all that the Midnight City Gala is approaching!
Why people wanna know what I had for breakfast so bad? Come back with a warrant! JK (JUST KIDDING) Damn fine cup of coffee and toast!! My roommate is like if Dale Cooper was a blonde! Funny!
I believe in a way you just were! @lightofDemocracy has information about it on her profile.
Diamonds Droog.
(Loving the flipped order just to fuck with us all)<
The site is insistent on the trend, so here. I am posting a hole. https://i.ibb.co/chvgtBsV/hole.png #nsfw
The slow trickle post by post of "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the funniest shit I've seen in a while on here. Thank you Dave.
i am way too nervous to show hole. #nsfw.
w3 should 4ll 4s 4 coll3ct1v3 just show hol3. 1m fr. #or4m1 #nsfw
Just the name. It's important that people understand my brand. I'm just trying to tell you how I'm feeling. Got to make you understand, see.
Diamonds Droog.
((Did I make an Ult Dirk as an excuse to fourth wall break? Perchance.))
This is what you hear people say when they look at you.
It's not going to happen. I just listed what happens on my profile up there. You know the rules. And so do I.
Incredible stuff to witness. Truly, this is the pinnacle of dashwatching.
davesome hell yeah
anyone wanna fuck me in like some typa threesome shit #nsfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII
Don't do this.
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