@daveStrider Dear brother, or should I say Bossy Pants. Your enquiries into the success of brand labeling and Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are not for naught, for I have asked my crystal ball and she has dutifully answered. Sweet Orbie here tells me that, indeed, your comic endeavors will be a success. However, as not to cause a paradox, I will not be telling you how or when. Despite what you may think, I actually do have your best successes at heart. I will however let you in on a little secret: the joke “get a load of THIS hornses ass…..” will be a major hit. As for Motocross or Santa Cruz… hm. Might I suggest a cold email to Tony Hawk? *If the reader should wish to request your fortune, refer to my original listing.*
fucking sweet i knew id land me a killer gig with my comics now i just gotta lock in even harder