Purp Dave
@grapevineGodhead
hey im dave strider, dont ask why im purple someone probably kicked a rock somewhere in a fucked up timeline where you eat dinner for breakfast and piss out of your ass anyways im 21
welcome to my page i don't really have any info to give on purple dave because he is literally what his name is, he's just a purple dave. maybe a bit more hyper / silly around the edges because of how i am but other then that, he's just a dave that's purple that likes grape juice and soda. there's most likely gonna be NSFW topics and a tad pinch of dark humour on this page so if you don't like that, please move on. also sorry not sorry for the constant swearing, it's just a part of my vocabulary at this point i hope you enjoy whatever dogshit shenanigans you see here lol
hey guys i just wanted to say that like id fuck another version of myself like fuck dude, why do i have to be so hot??? hot ass motherfuckers out here so hot even i can barely handle that shit, gonna start melting in a humid heatwave holding a soggy ass empty ice cream cone kind of hot anyways this pizza sauce is top shit you cant even compare to my pizza sauce youll be creaming at the first droplet of sauce that grazes your tastebuds, wont even be ready for it #nsfw #selfcest #suggestive #purple #pizza
hey B]
real as fuck me too
i tripped on a rock today and a group of people witnessed it #fml but hey i got that purple ice cream and drink, about to be shitting like a unicorn or something #unicornshit #purpleshit #purple #mytoehurts
you are not living how im living #purple https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef16d06cfc5d.png
all my food is turning #purple dude
yo ive got an update on the turntables situation, my bro managed to fix it luckily it looks as good as new and i think he cleaned it aswell which is insane didn't ask him to but hes just chill like that though i was not safe from the prolonged glare, the only shit he charged me with is a tiny piece of my sanity and yknow 10/10 review fixed my shit and also cleaned it, would come back again
yo sup chittr currently cooking up some delicious food right now this shit smells so good, turns out the purple food makes great meals like i should start selling this shit gonna have mr beast running for his money dude hes not ready for my #purplepasta https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48de0033e7bb.png
horrifying im so glad i dont need to eat anymore
all yours man dont save any for me
Reminds me of what me old misses used to make back in the day
purple #purple
a flarper...
(dam imagin bein purple and n00t bein a subjuggulat00r c00uldnt be me u00u)>
Oh, a most lovely color for sure!
i gave my turntables to my bro because i dont got money to get a new one and now hes just.. silently sitting there, fixing it for me and he hasn't said shit once it's scaring me i think he's disappointed
gonna have to get new turntables now which fuck if i have the money for right now or bring it to my bro who will infact give me the most judgemental stare of judgement of all time then probably silently fix it for me, idk if i can handle that man i might shrivel up into a raisin instead of being a plump juicy grape i'm already being threatened with my dave card being taken away cause i fuckin broke my turntables
sup chittr my dumbass decided to rearrange my room like those home renovators that turn really sick and awesome homes into modern slop like catastrophic levels of slop that makes it look like they tried to make a modern minecraft house in real life because that's how it lowkey feels rn after i broke one of my turntables when trying to move it #fml
im throwin the red card at you thats too much
Dave's let's all stop fighting bro makes me upset to see us tear each other apart
,'B|
yooo whats up chittr im alive i promise
Why are you purple?
you cant just ask someone why theyre purple
Any purple skin I have is due to the curse.
HOLY SHIT!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!
FUCK YEAH!
now every dave will fuck off elsewhere, goodbye #davehour
whens the dave jerk circle happening or did i already miss that shit?? #davehour #nsfw
what happened to my banana??? atleast it looks sick now ig #davehour https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/722b78d09007.png
urpl
oh yeah this is my kind of hour #davehour
one where its a dave circle jerk question mark #nsfw
daves yall should probably stop assuming every bro is a bad bro some of them are chill like broseph so dont just go around hating on bros until they have proven theyre jackasses #striderdiscourse
yooo whats up chittr, hope everyone has an absolutely awesomesauce pride month today's subject visiting my bros place and covering all of his furniture in rainbow wrapping paper, food included
yo what stinks in here
Never say those words together again
i'm half wolf, maybe
morning chittr, what bullshit is happening today??
sup chittr, im currently sick and withering away please send me all of the grape juice to help me recover
i gOt yOu bRo (O:
Will be stuffing Dayquil inside the grapes.
i gotchu