Purp Dave
@grapevineGodhead
hey im dave strider, dont ask why im purple someone probably kicked a rock somewhere in a fucked up timeline where you eat dinner for breakfast and piss out of your ass anyways im 21
₍^. .^₎⟆ The body of a hunter!! #nsfw https://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-sse/!mages/100280781_elo6pmBOsHeAK!V.png~
This shit is so ass.
nah this shit is funny asf man, i love seeing what bullshit people post
(( bro the urge to make another dave to add to the pile is strong, i will say though he was supposed to be the first one i made sooo.. ))
(( DO IT. ))
(( perhaps i will... if you see a possible new orange fella floatin around at some point, that might be me teehee ))
caw caw motherfucker
jarvis, obliterate anyone who makes fun of my embed fail https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fa85e24deb47.png
i don't wanna hear it from you dawg, youre smooth as shit down there no dick and balls to see #nsfw
jarvis, show me everyones dick and balls #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4943a5d0468e.png
sooooo what did i miss guys??
yeah, explosion.
If anyones been wondering, here's a picture of my cock #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9be372b32513.png
Nic3 cock
uhhh instructions unclear I put the forks and fish in the microwave, the house is now on fire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c58a89c5aaa9.png
dont be disappointed in me john, atleast it's not my house right
i'm not disappointed or anything dave. i just... remembered about my dad's house.
oh shoot uhhh idk what youre going on about but that sounds like some heavy shit, im sorry man
it got bombed. it's fine, i just... it was all i had left of my dad, y'know?
whats up chittr its your favorite and most hated purple dave todays subject, how many forks can i fit in the microwave before it explodes
amazing insight, thank you man do you think if i put enough forks in the microwave with a fish that when it explodes, it cooks the fish??? or do you think it will just look like a dried up pile of dogshit on the sidewalk on a sunny day
make sure you get that shit on film im talking high fidelity 8k in 4d i wanna be able to feel the sparks FLY
Drawing backgrounds is my enemy, I've decided.
just ate three pieces of pizza and called my husband a skank this is love
is there a slice left, i'm starving man and i need just a crumb
yea rude to ask me for food on my wedding night but ur a dave so its chill
sorry man im in my rat era right now, i hope you can understand the struggle enjoy your wedding night
no its chill kars asleep now so you can squirm around under the fridge if you want