

Purp Dave
@grapevineGodhead
hey im dave strider, dont ask why im purple someone probably kicked a rock somewhere in a fucked up timeline where you eat dinner for breakfast and piss out of your ass anyways im 21

#red

#orange

sorry about me or youre welcome depending
i was fucking around with a condom, swinging it around and shit til it got flung on to the ceiling, was funny as fuck at first shits and giggles level of funny but all im doing now is shitting bricks cause its stuck up there, im not fucking tall enough and this is my bros apartment im so cooked #suggestive

o| DoEs eVeRy dAvE PoSt aBoUt iNcEsT, wHy iS It aLwAyS A DaVe #iNcEsT #mEnTiOn-nOt-aCtIvE |o
yo sup chittr currently cooking up some delicious food right now this shit smells so good, turns out the purple food makes great meals like i should start selling this shit gonna have mr beast running for his money dude hes not ready for my #purplepasta https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48de0033e7bb.png
sup chittr my dumbass decided to rearrange my room like those home renovators that turn really sick and awesome homes into modern slop like catastrophic levels of slop that makes it look like they tried to make a modern minecraft house in real life because that's how it lowkey feels rn after i broke one of my turntables when trying to move it #fml









