Purp Dave
@grapevineGodhead
hey im dave strider, dont ask why im purple someone probably kicked a rock somewhere in a fucked up timeline where you eat dinner for breakfast and piss out of your ass anyways im 21
quick somebody say something funny
flip flop
you are not living how im living #purple https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ef16d06cfc5d.png
o| DoEs eVeRy dAvE PoSt aBoUt iNcEsT, wHy iS It aLwAyS A DaVe #iNcEsT #mEnTiOn-nOt-aCtIvE |o
i do not fuck with incest man
yo sup chittr currently cooking up some delicious food right now this shit smells so good, turns out the purple food makes great meals like i should start selling this shit gonna have mr beast running for his money dude hes not ready for my #purplepasta https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48de0033e7bb.png
horrifying im so glad i dont need to eat anymore
sup chittr my dumbass decided to rearrange my room like those home renovators that turn really sick and awesome homes into modern slop like catastrophic levels of slop that makes it look like they tried to make a modern minecraft house in real life because that's how it lowkey feels rn after i broke one of my turntables when trying to move it #fml
i oh my god
i am currently sitting in a corner rethinking my life decisions dude idk what to do anymore
yooo whats up chittr im alive i promise
Why are you purple?
HOLY SHIT!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!
basically what were gonna do is dance
i might slip and fall dude then start screaming that a pimp is infact down and in distress
oh yeah this is my kind of hour #davehour
one where its a dave circle jerk question mark #nsfw
despite the caliber of nonsense ⌗lalondehour is currently being subjected to, i am briefly interrupting this broadcast to defend my partner's dignity and advance the agenda: striders are the adi shankar of chittr posting! we cannot allow this truth to be forgotten!!! put every strider on this site in a month-long contest against grok where the objective is posting something genuinely original, and i swear to fuck grok would hit god tier by the end of it.
not cool dude
yes i kill rich assholes yes i am a rich asshole myself but would you rather someone less fortunate do it and go to jail for it do you want someone young to throw their life away to kill a rich or homophobic or transphobic asshole or would you rather have someone who is also rich throw their life away for that youre immature if youd rather the young person do it.
my brain hurts reading this man the strider energy is too strong with this one
Happy Pride Month everyone, Strider Studios is happily the first non-monogamous, queer-lean owned Studio in Hollywood. All identities are valid and welcome. Shoutout out to all my future stars and starlets. We love you.
how do you manage to be so cool man, i can't top this shit i'm so cooked
Gotta give yourself time to grow into the coolness, I think you’re more cool than you give yourself credit, but like any actor you just need your room to grow and spread your wings
is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea #nsfw
i dont know how to react to this but speak your truth twin
hmmmm yikes.
did something happen??
i looked at the feed lol.
theres always crazy shit in the feed man, some of it's funny or just concerning