Purp Dave
@grapevineGodhead
hey im dave strider, dont ask why im purple someone probably kicked a rock somewhere in a fucked up timeline where you eat dinner for breakfast and piss out of your ass anyways im 21
fuck im so hungry now, what poor meal choices should i make today
bitches will hate you for the most inconsequential things like so what if i ate the subway sandwich in two bites you just dont appreciate the finer things in life like me
okay but what was on the sandwich
ham turkey salami pickles onion spinach mustard mayo with the herb and cheese bread!
you lost me at the pickles onion and spinach but i think that says somethings about me, oh also you should've added melted cheese to that
I like it cold with NO CHEESE! Cheese is really good and all but i wanna eat the cheese on the side :)
and lost me completely with the cold, specifically cause of the cold meat in it unless its like ham or some shit
purple for an amazin' reason
before i knock the fuck out, i just need people to know that i would kiss another version of myself and honestly im kind of down bad, im just that sexy yknow as in all the versions of me, every me as a whole is hotter then a piece of metal baked in the aussie sun #selfcest #nsfw hoping its early enough that not a lot of people see this tbh, goodnight
uhhh idk man, you gotta ask the dave i get with i guess and that is if i even find another dave who would be down for that shit
one of these for a dave hour badge lol https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb962b239a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c8bd6bc11d9.webp
imagining what it would be like to feel a version of myself. inside of myself. what would that be like. how would it feel #nsfw #selfcest
(( *Resists the urge to make more Dirks.*
your baby is worthless if it isnt a dj
at ikea, what yall want?
sure.
yo what are the other daves doing
I don't know and no one can stop them
I wish I knew.
My block button can <3
im in this guy'nts dms and they think im nuts lol.
shhh they cant know what makes me fun and interesting.
sup chittr, sorry i havent been active but i have uhhh something special i guess to make up for it don't judge my clumsiness and struggle, im only used to taking pictures #nsfw [Attached to the post is a video.] [It starts with the camera shaking before finally being placed down and adjusted, in view was Dave from the shoulders down with his crotch being the focal point. He wasn't wearing his usual purple shirt but instead a normal black T-shirt that read 'i <3 dilfs' on the front because of course he is- -From the waist down, he wasn't wearing much aside from his purple boxers which showed the very prominent hard outline of his cock which left little to the imagination. there was damp spot at the tip already having been worked up. Soon a hand reaches down and wraps around the clothed outline, slowly pumping as more precum seeps through- small faint huffs could be heard as his hand picks up in speed before hesitantly slowing down and releasing his grip for a moment to shuffle down his boxers to grab his length from inside and pull it out. The tip was flushed an angry red and glistened with precum, at the base was feathered with pale blonde hair that had a pinkish hue- -Not long after, his hand starts pumping again but this time with a much desperate pace, his thumb gliding over the tip with each stroke as wet noises pick up through the mic, along with needy muffled whines and huffs. accidentally the camera falls down which a faint panicked "shit" is picked up, the phone is picked up once more with his other hand and propped up but this time his face is in view as he leans back again, his hand still stroking his throbbing length- -he looked like any other dave but with those infamous purple shades and that same pale blonde hair with the pinkish hue that was ruffled up. His face was flushed as he was biting his lip while his was hand working over time and his legs trembled. Dave's head eventually falls back with his whines and groans heightening in volume, just as he's about to reach his peak, the camera shakes and falls again. Ending the video.]
^^...senips s'elpoep modnar gnikat
could you take my spine and clean it, thanks
wow i have fans, fuck yeah.
uhhhhh... make sure the venue youre supposed to go to doesnt double book you on purpose with the guy who was literally raised by )(er fishiness lest the two of you get to beatin the fuck outta each other at 12am with paparazzi chasing after you assuming you guys are pitch.
dannggg, tbh i don't think i'm gonna get that popular nor rich enough to have that kind of issue but thank you dawg