@grapevineGodhead — #nsfw
hey guys i just wanted to say that like id fuck another version of myself like fuck dude, why do i have to be so hot??? hot ass motherfuckers out here so hot even i can barely handle that shit, gonna start melting in a humid heatwave holding a soggy ass empty ice cream cone kind of hot anyways this pizza sauce is top shit you cant even compare to my pizza sauce youll be creaming at the first droplet of sauce that grazes your tastebuds, wont even be ready for it #nsfw #selfcest #suggestive #purple #pizza
whens the dave jerk circle happening or did i already miss that shit?? #davehour #nsfw
before i knock the fuck out, i just need people to know that i would kiss another version of myself and honestly im kind of down bad, im just that sexy yknow as in all the versions of me, every me as a whole is hotter then a piece of metal baked in the aussie sun #selfcest #nsfw hoping its early enough that not a lot of people see this tbh, goodnight
holy shit #selfcest hours? i think it's obvious i would fuck myself cause we are the hottest fuckers out here, then maybe sit in silence with said self #nsfw anyways selfcest threesome, orgy even
sup chittr, sorry i havent been active but i have uhhh something special i guess to make up for it don't judge my clumsiness and struggle, im only used to taking pictures #nsfw [Attached to the post is a video.] [It starts with the camera shaking before finally being placed down and adjusted, in view was Dave from the shoulders down with his crotch being the focal point. He wasn't wearing his usual purple shirt but instead a normal black T-shirt that read 'i <3 dilfs' on the front because of course he is- -From the waist down, he wasn't wearing much aside from his purple boxers which showed the...Read more
i think the grape juice got to me, my dick is purple like barney the fucking dinosaur #nsfw
someones dick shoved deep down my throat or being in someone elses i think would cure me right now #nsfw
lowkey gonna lose some coolness points for this and i know its not exactly horny posting hours but i feel better about it because there's only around 64 people online right now anyways i really need someones mouth around my cock right now holy shit, im so stressed out its not even cool dawg #nsfw
my type is myself because only me can keep me satisfied, damn right #nsfw #selfcest
jarvis, show me everyones dick and balls #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4943a5d0468e.png
If anyones been wondering, here's a picture of my cock #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9be372b32513.png
lowkey just had a thought, it would be so nice if were on my turntables and an alpha dave was behind me, guiding me through making my next beat only for his hands to start to drift else where and tells me to continue #nsfw #selfcest #hornyposting
check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons penthouse, roof top, birds i feedin no deceiving, nothing up my sleeve, no teasin i need you to get up up on the dance floor, give that man what he askin for cause i feel like bustin loose and i feel like touching you #nsfw #lyricsposting
listening to hot in here isn't helping right now but lowkey this shit is so alpha dave, shout out to the uncs out there #nsfw ish
the urge to keep #hornyposting but i'm holding myself back right now for everyone elses sanity #nsfw
am i cooked for wanting a version of myself to bend me over right now #nsfw #drunkposting #selfcest #selflove #masturbation if so, forget i posted this and pretend i'm still cool asf thank you
well i think only one person showed up to the party, i spilt alcohol everywhere and i'm not even wasted just tipsy fml this cheap ass alcohol man feeling like a middle aged business man who got back from a hard day of work with no wife or kids nursing on cheap alcohol in the shower, clothes on no party no people no good alcohol and no dick to suck #nsfw
i swear to god, at this point i will suck mad dick or bulge for anyone who steps through my door to get wasted with me at my party it will be like pornhub up in this bitch, i will get on my knees and everything just for one fucker to show up #desperate #stillcoolthough #nsfw
fuck it, i'm giving people my address to come over for a sick ass party i have booze and all the snacks in the world for everyone to snack on and get wasted in the process, i promise there's actual real food and not grape flavored shit just please don't break my shit and haters are not invited, also please do not fuck in my room thanks #party #nsfw #alcohol
im ungodly sleep deprived and ready to tuck myself under 100 blankets which in reality is one blanket without a cover on it, but lowkey i see the majority of other daves talkin about how they would kiss themselves to be honest, count me in coach we are the hottest fuckers out here, nothing like some self love to cure a man #nsfw #advancedmasturbation #selfcest or whatever