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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
@trivializingGangster
made SBAHJ the comic currently ongoing happy 1997 (post-scratch dave)
ooc: ok hi this is my pinned heres some vital stuff im 18 (19 soon yay) so yeah im fine with nsfw but i wont do rp of it i will say awooga hummina hummina this is an alpha dave and the year is 1997 currently because i couldnt be fucked to play a 50 year dave when im nowhere near 50 he has #substance issues and is isolated despite working on sbahj 24/7 yeah ic: welcome to my page im sure youre wondering how cool i am the answer is very
will be taking a short break to focus on @theGayvestrider because im realizing wow its a lot more fun over there
who want me #notnsfw #justseeingwhowantstobemyfriend
...the hell outta where? my dave still lives with me unfortunately. lmfao. he could probably answer you better than i could man.
oh god
yo i felt like my presence was needed anyways yeah i still live with him and we work together its pretty chill honestly i cant complain much still hurts when he kicks my ass in spars but thats on me for not getting better yknow not gonna fault him for being good at what he does
how are you just okay with that living with him still strifing its scary man
nah man its really not that bad once you learn how to patch yourself up the sting of the slashes hurts way less he could maybe stand to stock the kitchen a bit more and he constantly tells me to get a job but i rake in enough from the shit i post on his website but i shouldnt complain just something you get used to i guess part of growing up and getting strong cuz if you arent then something really bad could happen and the shame of that is worse than anything so uh yeah he lets me play on the ps2 sometimes really fuckin dope haha
you do what on his website
holy shit that was fast uhh dont worry about it you seem like you have a few screws loose when it comes to this so i think its best that we move on man the heat sure is bad today isnt it??
hey what do you do on plushrump
nothing man dont worry about it this feels more like an interrogation and i didnt bring my lawyer
... please tell me youre not doing what i think youre doing.
it keeps happening https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e7bec475856.jpg
which would be pretty fucking sick honestly.
you make me a little sad really.
you just say really saddening shit. saddening as in i cant believe you genuinely sat down and typed that out. i feel pity for you really.
this guy feels pitty wah wah so shitty thinks hes hot but hes not im on fire not liar this guy is the opposite of desire bum on his ass thinkin hes not crass cause his shit dont stink but his armpits do
wow. no words.
no words got burned now he cant return to who he was before now a whore living on the streets sleeping on the shore
please get a new hobby.
BY JOVE WHILE HES READING OUT SOME BULLSHIT ON THE STREET ITS a BOUNY.......................................................................................... bouny
i am gross and perverted im obsessed and deranged i have existed for years but very little has changed #lyricsposting
okay testing to see if this actually works but i feel like i need to clarify that this is what i actually look like ignore the fact that this picture is like 8 years old now its still pretty accurate https://64.media.tumblr.com/c31b89ef0863cfe15ccdddfb56ef1549/tumblr_pdkx5lu9y11va0n60o1_1280.jpg
You ma'am are cute and you know it. Also I am gonna raid your closet later
ya look stunnin', friend! ^◡^
aw thank you! that means a lot coming from you knowing how fantastic ive seen you look :)
Cutecutecute
D --> I didn't want this to get buried D --> You're so pretty
IF I DO NOT COME BACK I HAVE BEEN SERIAL KILLED BY GAMZEE MAKARA
if i dont come back please tell everyone to watch sbahj
Fuck yes the sbahj films RULE.
Youre welcome! Its jake!
Thank you jacob! Wait no. Sorry. I was attempting to see the appeal and found it lacking. I think ill stick with jake!
nah he's chill
@aspiringPessimist i just cut up on old shirt i don't wear anymore, i hope this counts! i guess it's not so bad. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c6fd5e1f2f9.png
* hubba hubba! looking good, mister!
I Am Clawing At The Walls Of My Enclosure. #verypositive #wow
(=^･⩊･^=) < HOT OLD MAN ON MY F33D....
im looking very respectfully haha i wouldnt look weird or anything no sirree im just looking as anyone else would ha ha hahaha ha are you busy
who put the drag in the drag queen dont knock it till youve tried it sugar and spice and everything nice wasnt made for only girls gi joe in pantyhose is making room for the one and only king for a day princess by dawn
watched my coworker get beheaded for not hitting the productivity quota
That's like Harmless Coompany
↗️AVERAGE PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️what, are we going to shockpost about the employee eviscerator now.↘️
you're really telling me your ass got a coworker beheaded in front of you, and you didn't fucking record that shit? #gore
i didnt do it bro you think im killing people when all my chitts are about how much of a chud i am
nah man. i said you witnessed it, and didn't record it. learn to comprehend my shit, brohomio.
learn to write dipthhit or do i have to do a breakdown of your original methsage
Just pretend that the droone is Oold Bird man
do it, bitch. love to see you realize you're the fucking moron here.
((Intro post for Curree Erzhix begins... now!)) Your name is CURREE ERZHIX. You are a Pansexual Cisgender Male of 11 Sweeps. You are Polyamorous and Polyquad. Your sign is Argo, Sign of the Zenith, and you would be a Rogue of Space. You live in a rustic cabin-like hive on the south side of Outglut, a subgrub of the major city of Thrashthrust. Your lusus, CHARIAS, is a hoofbeast you call 'dad' when you're feeling kind towards him - which isn't often given his penchant for not being around. Because of this consistent and repeated absence, you've had to do a lot of surviving on your own, and when he does come by, it is often to be a menace in some way. He sucks. 'Chariasshole' would be your nickname for him, but last time you called him that he kicked your door in. Your hive isn't too crazy, though the earlier-mentioned rustic cabin look definitely makes it stand out. It is decently utilitarian, having what you need to survive and shelter, but with little in the way of personal effects. You've your KITCHEN, your RESPITEBLOCK, your ABLUTIONCHAMBER - which has a combination bath and shower - and your MAIN LIVING AREA which consists almost solely of a ratty old rug, a soft couch, and a surprisingly decent television that you definitely did not buy. Your main activity is your job as a courier. A mailmain, a delivery boy, whatever folks will to call it. It is a job you take with the utmost seriousness, and a job that has led to you directly culling more than a few folks who thought your delivery route to be an easy mark. Fortunately, your spectacular skill with your use of REVOLVERKIND has left the mail unharmed and those bandits dead. The job suits you just fine, you've always been a type for the great outdoors, and both your mannerisms and sense of style both reflect those of the OLD ALTERNIAN WESTERN MOVIES. You are, with the exception of a trusty steed, a true cowboy. Though you enjoy the great outdoors and your job takes you all over, it wasn't until recently (as of writing) that you began to properly socialise and make friends with others. While this has led to serious ups and downs in your emotional state, you do your best to maintain a CONSTANT POSITIVE OUTLOOK. Those you are close to can count on you as a loyal ally, but major changes can seriously spook you, and the idea of being part of something greater is both exciting and mortifying to you. For whatever reason, the usual powers associated with Rustbloods - communing with the dead - do not seem to have developed in you. Whether this is a mutation, a failure from your lusus, or something else entirely, may never be known for sure. Curree's current main reference: https://file.garden/aeJcY5pyajBfOnwA/curreeerzhix.png Slightly important !!!NSFW!!! details: https://chittr.ing/profile/packageHandler/49029fde-38dc-4b86-8b92-0fd84a8de6a6
i still cant fuckin believe the soviets just crumbled like that its honestly terrifying
these r secretly like wizerds familiars 2 me
Omg... do you have an all white one? I wanna see what happens if I showed Meowie Curie it. Would she like it or would she fight it
im stepping up im gonna be the resident dad of "chittr"
been taking you future people for granted because i just said fuck it we ball in a call and someone said what does that mean and i had to lie and say i came up with it off the dome
Just wait until you say some alternian lingo on accident and someone looks at you like you're out of your mind.
i once said "human liquor" when talking about alcohol still cringing thinking about it
as opposed to alien liquor and well i barely know her
hawk tuah the mic ruler
you want that spit? she'll bring it to ya
make or break the mouth droola news who needs it got tongue in the worst places yuh
woke up fell out of bed dragged a comb against my head
there's scars on my chest i'm bruised and i'm bloody hope she knows the pain that ive been through
woke up early sober for once