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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
@trivializingGangster
made SBAHJ the comic currently ongoing happy 1997 (post-scratch dave)
my awesome photo
im gonna go cut up some shit fight some people keep myself busy -- trivializingGangster [TG] set his mood to RANCOROUS! --
drinking my sorrows away until i cant see my own two hands #substance
if this is a manic episode what season am i on amirite
I'm currently on season 10.
ahaha im on season 23 and its alright they jumped the shark a season ago id think
Nah man, if you have any more seasons it's just gonna get worse and worse, like family guy or the Simpson.
wow dirk i think ill take that to heart and just blow my head straight fucking off like im a rockstar you know youre really god damn helpful god
Of course, anytime.
i am the scum of the earth but thats cool cause scum has cum in it
yesterday sure was a lot i dont even remember fuckin half of it
@therapistofThedeep guess what
hi
HI.
hello kat
HELLO DAVE.
doodles of myself and my husband https://i.postimg.cc/t1nc2yxx/untitled1137-20260808210525.png
SEE HOW AWESOME IT IS.
see how awesome you are
being a woman would fix me alas destiny
if.you.want.to.be.a.woman,.you.can.be.a.woman i.truly.doubt.destiny.cares.what.you.identify.as
I didn't say you're allowed. I said do it anyway. Fuck whoever is stopping you. Kill them if you must. Fight for yourself. Stand up. Your kid can be raised by a woman instead.
yeah small problem with that ive seen him he gets influenced to be a real macho man im supposed to make that happen everything i do is done for me the small free will i have i do this because i deserve it im just a footnote in the story
Have you considered trying? Going "well I've seen the future so I guess I have to be miserable forever" is why you are miserable. Try. You don't have to be a macho man to influence him to be one anyway. Perhaps I don't know enough about human familial units, but there are thousands of ways that nurture takes form. Two people raised the exact same in the exact same way will turn out differently. Two people raised completely differently may end up so similar they could be twins. Why do you have to suffer for that?
you try and fight something beyond yourself that isnt physical
You do not know what I have gone through or what comes for me. But there are things that I will not give up despite it all. Even if "fate" crashes down upon me like a tsunami I will regret the things I gave up on so much more than the things I tried and failed. I have loved and lost over, and over, and over. I will continue to lose the people I care for. Will I stop loving? No. Never. Because love is what saves me. And I refuse to let losing kill me when there is more love to find. I hope that you find the same desire to save yourself, ms Strider. I hope that you find the strength to claw tooth and nail for the life you deserve. And, more than that, I hope that you are proven wrong and that you reach up out of the lake and pull yourself onto the shore that you believed was impossible to reach. I hope the view is beautiful.
mr strider
mr strider and dont wear it out throw your gibberish hopeful bullshit to someone who can use it i know where ill be in a few decades a sword in my chest and a heart broken to shreds
I am sorry that you are not ready to hear it. A few decades is plenty of time to find yourself happier.
all fine all dandy
#cw-selfharm watching the blood pool down my thigh and the cool scars on my neck in the mirror is really fun haha ha god why cant i be normal like the other guys why cant i fucking be a guy at all saturdays
talk about dickriding ha shes like my fuckin mom at this rate #vagueposting #thoughfrankly #ifyouknowyouknow
#cw-selfharm its ridiculous but sometimes i like to stab my thigh make cuts in it ive been doing it as far as i can remember i say its from fights and i guess thats not ...wrong i just sort of fight myself anyway. how is everyone else
torture machine for david joy toys for the jade lol
i should be dead now not on like september 24th 2028
IN MY PERSHOALNOL OPINION, DYIN IS NOT VVERY HEALTHY.
god im acting like an angsty teen but i just feel blood pooling down my throat i dont know what the hell my deal is this movies gonna flop ill be forgotten
really isnt but im not a healthy person am i
I DON'T KNOWW, ARE YOU A HEALTHY PERSON?
im not hahahah
WWHALE THAT'S NOT GOOD.
whats with the fish puns kar
I JUST THINK THEY'RE NEAT.
ooook then
(:B
i have to wonder what god i cursed to be so insufferable to others to be so disgustingly pitiable unable to fit anywhere bleeding my soul out as the bystanders scowl in disgust #pain
:(
ah god rose hi pretend you didnt see this im fine
I'm here for you.
all you need to know is that im reminded why hollywood might not be cut out for me or me for it or fucking whatever youre welcome to come over and watch me drown in a puddle of my own vomit and booze
blood
woke up dead again
metaphorically im on the brink of death though for real fucking studio
Damm, you need help?
you really think you can take the load off of your old man id be honored but itd be nepotism and im not about to hand you a job without having you mow my lawn first haha just kidding i live in LA we dont have lawns
Hahaha yeah, but really bro, if you need a helping hand just ask, alright.
id be honored to work aside my probably alternate timeline offspring sure you good with business though
Eh, I'd say I'm pretty alright with business, I'm good with numbers and shit, just don't force me to interact with a lot of people.
youll have to interact with some lawyers every so often but youll pass fine enough in a suit and tie like mine
I don't mind dealing with the occasional lawyer/legal problem, just don't make it a everyday thing and I'll handle it like a pro.
deal
Sweet, thanks man.
hi!!! im jade im just kind of hanging out... trying to reach out my friend dave said there were a lot of people here!!!! so im looking for people... im very open about my sexuality so there's probably gonna be a lot of #nsfw posts... but this seems like that kind of website anyway im pretty basic as far as things go my session was normal my friends ... ok arent really so normal hehehe :D all in all... im excited to be here!!!!
hEY, cOME ON NOW, i AM SUPER HOT AND COOL NOW, aND AM BASICALLY, tHE RELATIONSHIP GURU WHEN IT COMES, tO HELP1NG MY FR1ENDS LATELY, i AM DO1NG, sUPER AWESOME, i WOULD SAY,
im believing half of that... you are cute though!!! id pet you on your cute head platonically.
wELL, i WILL TAKE THE PATS, dESPITE THEM SEEMINGLY BE1NG, tHE SUGAR TO MAKE, tHE POISON GO DOWN SWEETER,,,
i wouldnt poison you!!!! :(
wELL, wHY NOT? i THINK, i AM PRETTY PO1SONABLE AND, a LOT OF PEOPLE, wOULD PUT IN THAT AMOUNT OF EFFORT, tO GET ME, i WOULD LIKE TO THINK,
*sends you a virtual hug so you stop thinking these really bad thoughts.*
heheheheehehe...
> you seem like a pretty different jade from how i turned out, which seems really interesting! then again i doubt i represent the average in any way, but either way i'm excited to get to know you!!!
well its certainly a pleasure to meet you!! i cant imagine im too different.. but i like blending into the crowd!! underestimation gives you the chance to become pretty estimated!!!
hello!!!! #hello
♥︎ ♦ [13 OBSCURE SONGS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF] ♠ ♣ I don't understand the appeal of lyricposting.
Th-o-o-g d-o-o-n't caare
its nice to let your feelings out through song lyrics maybe you post in the hopes that someone recognizes it that you arent cosmically alone as it gets wandering whatever planet hoping you get to see tomorrow
♥︎ ♦ [18 DUD CHITTR ACC-O-O-UNTS THAT WILL G-O-O- UNUSED IN THE NEXT WEEK] ♠ ♣ Y-o-o-u just c-o-o-me in fr-o-o-m stupid t-o-o-wn?
♥︎ ♦ [14 INEFFECTUAL METHODS OF FEELING LESS ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE; THE LAST ONE MIGHT SURPRISE YOU] ♠ ♣ So what I'm hearing is it's drivel.
♥︎ ♦ [14 TRYHARD INSULTS TO BLOW YOUR MIND] ♠ ♣ I said okay. You're this bothered by it?
yeah but thats how it is in this bitch of a life