Dave Strider
@trivializingGangster
made SBAHJ the comic currently ongoing happy 1997
making it happen like my name is happening jones and the occurences meter is broken from how much shit has happened and will be happening verb tenses yo i myself get tense sometimes though i think thats just cause im a wicked cool guy
:33 < me when i'm cofured in goop
:33 < i made a typo don't punish me beclaws its early in the morning
:33 < curse mew dave strider :33 < mewll rue the day!!!!!!!
:33 < i'll remember this when mewr passed out after drinking 12 bottles of apple juice while listening to kendrick lapurr
Nice try, Gwyneth.
who up gongling it?
X Me x
X If your power is asking why, what are you without it? x
ME.
and i be striding it #bars
sources be calling me and theyre like yo are you dave strider creator of sbahj and nothing else and id say well i made some cool stuff when i was a kid in the 70s when everyone else was smoking lawns and mowing dope you know
sup
well i dont think shit could be fictional like its a book i think shit is always real as it gets yknow
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Unhand my salad
>B33 < normeowlise drawing your friends stupidly https://mspabooru.com//images/15/6b367422924e332e5bbda5ab87fe9b0b.png?217431
100 gecs has lyrics????? huh
Hate bot is full of hate but also full of passion for hating! An icon for ♤ everywhere!
finally some hatebot appreciators out here. if nobody's got me i know hatebot's got me.
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To whomever has been attempting to send a pipe bomb to the Gray House by individually mailing me the parts with instructions attached: That’s hilarious, but also a crime.
i thOUght yOU guys nEedEd bombs. im only trying to help
We do appreciate the effort but we have a whole guy for this kinda stuff. We’re good on the bombs.
shit. ah well. sOmE AssholE bEAt me to it, can't fAUlt that. lEmmE know if yOU guys nEEd. uh. a jEtpAck guy.
… We may be in touch.
What about knives??? Do you need knives?????
Yeah we still need the knives, keep ‘em coming.
Oh fuck yeah.
i want john crocker so badly #nsfw #yup #imgay
making it happen like my name is happening jones and the occurences meter is broken from how much shit has happened and will be happening verb tenses yo i myself get tense sometimes though i think thats just cause im a wicked cool guy
well here 6oes, intro post! howdy stran6ers, friends, and anyone else lookin' at this! my name is Curree erzhix! i'm 11 sweeps old, i'm a rustblood fella (he/him) and i'm a mailman operatin' outta south-side out6lut! while i'm teChniCally workin' for an imperial serviCe, it's also my hobby - if i have the time, i'll run deliveries even when i'm well outside've my workin' hours! i take my Commitment to proteCtin' the paCka6es and letters in my Care to the absolute max. alternia's a dan6erous plaCe after all, 6otta be ready for anythin' out here. bandits, beasts, botaniCal ni6htmares, that's why i'm never takin' a delivery without my trusty ol' six-shooter, yeehaw! but the most fun part of it for me is that i 6et to travel all over! while i mostly like to travel by foot, i ride hoofbeast-baCk on my lusus on them lon6er journeys. i love bein' outdoors, seein' the stars, feelin' the wind... havin' my job as a Courier just means i 6et to enjoy all that and have a purpose for doin' it! mi6ht've notiCed i 6ot somethin' of an old-timey vibe 6oin' on, and i'll admit it plain as a Clear ni6ht: i'm real inspired by tales of them ol' moobeast wran6lin' types of folk! y'Can probably see what i mean, provided the piCture below works! if y'wanna 6et somethin' delivered off-hours, if y'wanna meet up, or heCk even if ya just wanna jaw at me for a while, my direCt messa6es are always open to anyone! just know that i don't deliver after sun-up unless it's somethin' real important. think that's about all i need t'Cover with this here post! thanks for readin' all this and enjoy this piCture o' me! it really Cau6ht my best side, don'tCha think? https://file.6arden/aejCy5pyajbfonwa/Curreeerzhix.pn6
Art is by my beloved friend, @bleakBleater, who is sweet and wonderful. ♥))
oh my gooooosh hes so cooooooool
i remember when jade last hung out with me n rose we had this fucking awesome pumpkin pie party where we just ate pumpkin pie i wonder how she is
dont know what trolls are but i want the grey one
i don'T think any amount of money or fame would make me willingly live on a fucking island with other chittr users
What if i was there
would not wish that on myself OR you
We need too hang oout oone last time befoore oone oof us kills himself
cant believe the beatles reunited in my fuckin lifetime man its wild shit
Weren't half of them dead
a quarter now rip jl he was my fuckin hero and shit he died right after i turned 10
been a hot minute hey guys whats up
nothing much wbu
been busy workin on sbahj stuff submitted my first screenplay to them so
damn hope it goes well
yea me fuckin too man literally in this case i guess cause like youre me and shit
why wisconsin. you cant be a cooler state like fuckin texas or detroit
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