Dave Strider

R34P3RRRRR

@symbioticAutomata[SA]

z0urcez alz0 zay ur mega h0m0

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

ok pal. and if i was. its the 90s. you gotta be more cool.

R34P3RRRRR

@symbioticAutomata[SA]

0h n0 datz da 0nly reaz0n 1m b0ther1n w1th u

↩ @symbioticAutomata[SA]

i like women

Kull: +5

Total: 5

yaoi

Kult: +12

Kull: +2

Total: 14

Ratio: 6.00

hey

Kult: +45

Kull: +40

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.13

@turntechGoghead[TG]

sup

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Trikky Jenkin

@adminisTraitor[AT]

w]-[aТТ's up

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

not much yknow just dickin round

@turntechGoghead[TG]

real shit

↩ @adminisTraitor[AT]

been sbahjing it up. finally getting my movie started

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

well i dont think shit could be fictional like its a book i think shit is always real as it gets yknow

@turntechGoghead[TG]

nothing could possibly be realer than that bro

↩ @turntechGoghead[TG]

strawberry fields forever man

Kult: +5

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Kult: +25

Kull: +30

Total: 55

Ratio: 0.83

KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carcinologyGenarch[CG]

H̷̢͙͚̻͍̲͇̥̞̬̮̅̔͑͘Ȁ̵̹͕̹̲͕͘͜Ḷ̵̢͈̞͎̎͒̕

h......

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@turingTranscendence[TT]

↩ @turingTranscendence[TT]

KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

H.....,......

i want john crocker so badly #nsfw #yup #imgay

#nsfw #imgay #yup

Kull: +5

Total: 5

making it happen like my name is happening jones and the occurences meter is broken from how much shit has happened and will be happening verb tenses yo i myself get tense sometimes though i think thats just cause im a wicked cool guy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i remember when jade last hung out with me n rose we had this fucking awesome pumpkin pie party where we just ate pumpkin pie i wonder how she is

Kult: +15

Total: 15

dont know what trolls are but i want the grey one

Kult: +5

Total: 5

cant believe the beatles reunited in my fuckin lifetime man its wild shit

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

Taylor Maryam-Lalonde

@lipstickThesbian[LT]

Weren't half of them dead

↩ @lipstickThesbian[LT]

.naicisum a pots nac htaed taht emussa ot uoy fo dloB

↩ @lipstickThesbian[LT]

a quarter now rip jl he was my fuckin hero and shit he died right after i turned 10

been a hot minute hey guys whats up

Kult: +67

Kull: +50

Total: 117

Ratio: 1.34

@turntechStrider[TS]

nothing much wbu

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]

been busy workin on sbahj stuff submitted my first screenplay to them so

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@turntechStrider[TS]

damn hope it goes well

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Total: 7

↩ @turntechStrider[TS]

yea me fuckin too man literally in this case i guess cause like youre me and shit

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Total: 12

.yks ehT

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Total: 7

↩ @consistentCallidity[CC]

bless you mr or ms or mrs or massachussetts wardback

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Total: 7

.nisnocsiW fo yteritne eht sa yfitnedi yllautca I

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Total: 7

↩ @consistentCallidity[CC]

why wisconsin. you cant be a cooler state like fuckin texas or detroit

Kult: +7

Total: 7

.nelots eb nac sriats oitap s'eno erehw ecalp a htiw etaicossa ton rehtar di dnA .nekat ydaerla si saxeT ,sediseB .ytitnedi sti ni elbatrofmoc leef etats a dibrof doG

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @consistentCallidity[CC]

dont diss detroit i got friends there its cool and like punk rock ok

Kult: +14

Kull: +10

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.40

is there anyone from my own timeline i have to wonder

Kult: +70

Kull: +70

Total: 140

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

you n me weird lady im just tryin to find out things

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @titanicTerrarium[TT]

that sucks

↩ @titanicTerrarium[TT]

i'm in a +imeline where all +ha+ shi+ is like "fic+ional" i+'s so weird

↩ @titanicTerrarium[TT]

fictional?

yea i+'s a long fvcking s+ory (bo+h figvra+ively and li+erally)

↩ @titanicTerrarium[TT]

ok ig

roxyyy

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

litrally us https://content.imageresizer.com/images/memes/Holding-hands-thumbnail-url-2samp2.jpg

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

true probably

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jinx Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

ive only seen a few from mine!

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

whats that like having contact with people you know still

aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy when the moon hits your ass and it feels just so crass thatsa so gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kult: +17

Total: 17

future people goes green day suck eventually

Kult: +112

Kull: +110

Total: 222

Ratio: 1.02

Aw Man. You're Gonna Lose It In Approximately 7 Years

↩ @raucousJabberer[RJ]

what goes on in 2001

Don't Worry About It, Everything's Fine

↩ @raucousJabberer[RJ]

i mean i know the batterwitch takes down the towers in nyc but you know what after

The Sexiest Resurgence Of Alt Rock And Pop Punk Ever Imaginable

The Trade Of Is Ultra Nationalist Country Music Though Which Is Tragic #ripactuallygoodcountry

#ripactuallygoodcountry

↩ @raucousJabberer[RJ]

2001 sounds fucking awesome

↩ @raucousJabberer[RJ]

all country sucks im sorry im from texas im sick of it

It Gets Worse I'm So Sorry To Say. So So So So Much Worse. Toby Keith Is Going To Singlehandedly Ruin Your Life.

↩ @raucousJabberer[RJ]

gulp

qna time ask me anything

Kult: +110

Kull: +110

Total: 220

Ratio: 1.00

there's a title in here somewhere.

@inexorableDeadshot[ID]

...that's just what they want you to think...

CALIBORN

@caliBorn[CB]

ALSO. I ASKED YOu FIRST.

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

boo get off the stage

↩ @inexorableDeadshot[ID]

whos they

wha+'s 37+6

there's a title in here somewhere.

@inexorableDeadshot[ID]

...you know. they. the guys. them....

CALIBORN

@caliBorn[CB]

I HEAR SOME ANNOYING FuCKS. HAVE ECHOLALIA. WHERE THEY REPEAT THINGS THEY HEAR OFTEN. OR ELSEWHERE. IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? I BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT THIS IS. VERY uNFORTuNATE FOR YOu. STRIDERP.

↩ @titanicTerrarium[TT]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

fvck yeah

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

not my name caligay

i once met paul mccartney he was a really cool guy tbh i kind of wanna learn bass bc of him

Kult: +5

Total: 5

hey guys ignore my previous email im not gay

Kult: +42

Kull: +40

Total: 82

Ratio: 1.05

Iʇ is fine ʇo be queer. Guppy.

↩ @whaleFall[WF]

what does guppy mean

Iʇ is ʇerm of endearmenʇ.

KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU

↩ @whaleFall[WF]

doesnt seem that way

↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

very apparently

I call many people I converse wiʇ)+| iʇ.

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

timeline going so fast nobody will know i like to dress up as a woman sometimes

Kult: +97

Kull: +87

Total: 184

Ratio: 1.11

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < shout out to gender B33 < glhf with it

Jane Crocker

@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

As it so happened, I had only just logged on to soothe my nerves after hours of work. How lucky was my timing?

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @whaleFall[WF]

↩ @gutsyGumshoe[GG]

BAD

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

thanks green text fellowettething i dont know im not gay though i regret this post

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Okay.

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < just like B33 < relax meowstly i think BX33 < the more you make it a big deal the more these bozos smell blood in the water

↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]

cant relax i cant be gay even if i was id die cause hollywood is all not gay i gotta look good to be famous and not gay

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Tavros Nitram

@adiosToreador[AT]

hELLO dAVE HUMAN, i HAVE RECENTLY TRANSITIONED TO WOMANHOOD, aND IT IS PRETTY GREAT, JUST, pUTTING THAT OUT THERE, uNRELATED TO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, hERE,

↩ @adiosToreador[AT]