Dave Strider
@trivializingGangster
made SBAHJ the comic currently ongoing happy 1997
who dont want me
I'm legitimately thinking about taking up wine-making as a hobby. I think I'll try something simple first, like a mead.
cheapskate on the hill
you guys like green day
It won't kill you to keep an open mind, or at the very least 8e accepting of hypothetical futures that may or may not 8e relevant to you.
I'm sorry, 8ut I won't tell you that. I'm not an oracle, after all. It's not good for one to know when they'll die. For what it's worth, it's not soon. You can 8reathe a 8it easier knowing that.
I hope so. Who knows? May8e I'm wrong. There are always fluctuations 8etween various timelines, and even small acts can lead to major changes that I wouldn't have otherwise predicted. 8utterfly effect, I'm sure you're familiar with it. Whatever anyone else may say to you or inform you of, nothing is set in stone. May8e Green Day won't even release more music.
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with horns im actually 6’9 haha nice
(thats what i meant dude i d00nt use punctuati00n as part 00f my quirk i was bein sarcastic)>
why do half of the other versions of me have a weird scratched record shirt that looks dumb as fuck
my problem is that it looks uncool my bomb to the dot com record necklace looks infinitely cooler
a fucking necklace what are you even thinking you might as well be prancing around yelling ay look at me look at me everybody the record t shirt is tasteful and dignified as fuck
im thinkin “wow im dave strider i get pussy i fuck bitches AND i got a bomb ass recklace” thats what i call it “im so cool” i think to myself cooly and shit
youre gonna lose that thing down a storm drain and pennywise is gonna fucking get you for it mark my words
you dont even care about tim curry dressed in clown makeup prancing around evilly like a fucking jovial jackass
you would admit that in front of god and everyone now clowns are absolutely on their way to your house bro
i like dr pepper
5’9” im 26 male and in beverly hills looking for a bad time just the absolute worst
im talkin like chevy chase trying to crack jokes bad and the drinks are warm and the urinals are broken
whats 6 x 3 the answer is me
seinfeld is funny
This is the horniest fucking website I have ever laid my eyes upon.
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<3-Well-yeah.-Most-of-us-do-have-horns,-it's-troll-social-media.
I've been on Discord since I was 10 and Twitter since I was like, 12. I have seen everything possible. This place takes the cake.
((Oh this is OOC I skipped right over that, sorry
im just hangin out in my mcmansion #rich
who want me #nsfw #billclinton #billclintonpleasetouchme #iwantyou
when youre in rome you gotta be romanian. hey guys its me the coolest dave strider. who wants to party with me and make some nasty stuff happen. and by nasty i mean coke mentos and also cocaine
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why is everyone & their baby mama postin about some omegaverse test. sounds like a disease. sir you have omegaverse and the guys like noooo this fuckin cant be ahhhhhhh
ive seen grandma english in a whole new kind of way good fucking golly man #nsfw
Pinned. Hello. I'm Dirk. I'm the bastard behind the show. I'm 18 years old and will probably make suggestive and other kinds of mature jokes/whatnot. Anyone below my age be wary. This is an Alpha Dave from the 90's, so shit might be wack as fuckin' hell. You never know. I'm plushrumpdot.com on the 'cord, and I do what I want. Peace.