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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

Dave Hour
go my davelings.

@trivializingGangster

made SBAHJ the comic currently ongoing happy 1997 (post-scratch dave)

Blood: RustKult Score: 4934Kull Score: 8473131 followers242 following

will be taking a short break to focus on @theGayvestrider because im realizing wow its a lot more fun over there

it keeps happening https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e7bec475856.jpg

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which would be pretty fucking sick honestly.

@broStrider[BS]

peepee boy #owned

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you make me a little sad really.

@broStrider[BS]

hows that

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you just say really saddening shit. saddening as in i cant believe you genuinely sat down and typed that out. i feel pity for you really.

@broStrider[BS]

this guy feels pitty wah wah so shitty thinks hes hot but hes not im on fire not liar this guy is the opposite of desire bum on his ass thinkin hes not crass cause his shit dont stink but his armpits do

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wow. no words.

@broStrider[BS]

no words got burned now he cant return to who he was before now a whore living on the streets sleeping on the shore

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please get a new hobby.

@broStrider[BS]

you first

IF I DO NOT COME BACK I HAVE BEEN SERIAL KILLED BY GAMZEE MAKARA

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if i dont come back please tell everyone to watch sbahj

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Fuck yes the sbahj films RULE.

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thanks jacob

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Youre welcome! Its jake!

jacob

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Thank you jacob! Wait no. Sorry. I was attempting to see the appeal and found it lacking. I think ill stick with jake!

okey dokes

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nah he's chill

who put the drag in the drag queen dont knock it till youve tried it sugar and spice and everything nice wasnt made for only girls gi joe in pantyhose is making room for the one and only king for a day princess by dawn

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i still cant fuckin believe the soviets just crumbled like that its honestly terrifying

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im stepping up im gonna be the resident dad of "chittr"

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been taking you future people for granted because i just said fuck it we ball in a call and someone said what does that mean and i had to lie and say i came up with it off the dome

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Just wait until you say some alternian lingo on accident and someone looks at you like you're out of your mind.

no believe me i dont use witch language

i once said "human liquor" when talking about alcohol still cringing thinking about it

as opposed to alien liquor and well i barely know her

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hawk tuah the mic ruler

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you want that spit? she'll bring it to ya

make or break the mouth droola news who needs it got tongue in the worst places yuh

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woke up fell out of bed dragged a comb against my head

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there's scars on my chest i'm bruised and i'm bloody hope she knows the pain that ive been through

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woke up early sober for once

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fuck it yeah i'm gay, alright only for one man john crocker and he was all i needed so im not gay because the only time i was happy was with him alright

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but wut if u fund nother man?

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there will be no man as great and kind as him

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das understandable!

god i miss him so much to you john this ones to you

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all the troll milfs want me so bad and you know what let em have me #nsfw

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* where the hell are the troll milfs whuh i dont see them

@funnyStray[FS]

heh.............. why would i..... tell YOU........

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* ggrrr grrrrr because i want a shot dont hog it all for yourself man!!! growls!

@funnyStray[FS]

if i share troll milfs with you theyre gonna like have you in there im good man

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also you have home field advantage youre a troll

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* ill find a way...

@funnyStray[FS]

nope.

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* screw you i will get the troll milfs!!!!!! * already have my eye on at least one and i shall bag it well

@funnyStray[FS]

oh yeah who ill get to her more or it or whatever so race you to it bitch

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im not gay im not gay trolls arent human it isnt gay it isnt gayits not gay

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i guess

Well my Bro aka you but alt is 40 something. So in comparison you're pretty young. Also I don't know my Dave's timeline is called the Beta timeline so I would assume it's like a video games Beta and Alpha releases.

oh cool i guess and man im really the only young me whos a film director my shrink said my autism made me special guess this is another thing that does ha ha ha ha

Gross. Kill your shrink. You aren't special you're just a person.

but i like being special

Alright.

yay anyway i figure since you actually seem to know your... me youve heard this before but all dirks should hear it from me because its nice to be nice im proud of you and how you got here even if you got bumped along the way keeping the legacy going with whatever youre up to wicked fucking cool, man.

Thanks. Don't know how to feel about that tbh.

feel good or else ha ha ha

Ha... ha...?

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they fucked. on the beach.

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eeewwww imagine getting sand in your bits i hate it i hate it

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im with you man i also just dont have sex anymore so ew

real

they really are just fucking on the beach ok wow

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WHERE?!~<

if i tell you will you promise to not fuck on the beach

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Yyeah I pprommy~<

https://msparp.chat/meenradiabeach

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doodlin

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ill bring him my favorite movie con air im sure that wont fuck shit up

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picking up @titanicTerrarium#6016 so thatll be fun

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