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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
@trivializingGangster
made SBAHJ the comic currently ongoing happy 1997 (post-scratch dave)
im gonna go cut up some shit fight some people keep myself busy -- trivializingGangster [TG] set his mood to RANCOROUS! --
drinking my sorrows away until i cant see my own two hands #substance
if this is a manic episode what season am i on amirite
ahaha im on season 23 and its alright they jumped the shark a season ago id think
Nah man, if you have any more seasons it's just gonna get worse and worse, like family guy or the Simpson.
wow dirk i think ill take that to heart and just blow my head straight fucking off like im a rockstar you know youre really god damn helpful god
i am the scum of the earth but thats cool cause scum has cum in it
yesterday sure was a lot i dont even remember fuckin half of it
@therapistofThedeep guess what
hi
being a woman would fix me alas destiny
if.you.want.to.be.a.woman,.you.can.be.a.woman i.truly.doubt.destiny.cares.what.you.identify.as
yeah small problem with that ive seen him he gets influenced to be a real macho man im supposed to make that happen everything i do is done for me the small free will i have i do this because i deserve it im just a footnote in the story
mr strider and dont wear it out throw your gibberish hopeful bullshit to someone who can use it i know where ill be in a few decades a sword in my chest and a heart broken to shreds
all fine all dandy
#cw-selfharm watching the blood pool down my thigh and the cool scars on my neck in the mirror is really fun haha ha god why cant i be normal like the other guys why cant i fucking be a guy at all saturdays
talk about dickriding ha shes like my fuckin mom at this rate #vagueposting #thoughfrankly #ifyouknowyouknow
#cw-selfharm its ridiculous but sometimes i like to stab my thigh make cuts in it ive been doing it as far as i can remember i say its from fights and i guess thats not ...wrong i just sort of fight myself anyway. how is everyone else
torture machine for david joy toys for the jade lol
i should be dead now not on like september 24th 2028
god im acting like an angsty teen but i just feel blood pooling down my throat i dont know what the hell my deal is this movies gonna flop ill be forgotten
i have to wonder what god i cursed to be so insufferable to others to be so disgustingly pitiable unable to fit anywhere bleeding my soul out as the bystanders scowl in disgust #pain
all you need to know is that im reminded why hollywood might not be cut out for me or me for it or fucking whatever youre welcome to come over and watch me drown in a puddle of my own vomit and booze
blood
woke up dead again
you really think you can take the load off of your old man id be honored but itd be nepotism and im not about to hand you a job without having you mow my lawn first haha just kidding i live in LA we dont have lawns
Hahaha yeah, but really bro, if you need a helping hand just ask, alright.
id be honored to work aside my probably alternate timeline offspring sure you good with business though
Eh, I'd say I'm pretty alright with business, I'm good with numbers and shit, just don't force me to interact with a lot of people.
youll have to interact with some lawyers every so often but youll pass fine enough in a suit and tie like mine
I don't mind dealing with the occasional lawyer/legal problem, just don't make it a everyday thing and I'll handle it like a pro.
yeaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
drunk as shiiitetettt who want me
hi
im honored so honored that im like the king of being honored they say to me dave youre soooo honorable
my aim is true #bullshitposting
Shit man, do you come from a universe where game grumps or YouTube doesn't exist?
oh future things wicked future kid talking bout future things i believe you say fork found within realm of the kitchen