Dave Strider
@trivializingGangster
made SBAHJ the comic currently ongoing happy 1997
woof!
grrrrrr >:(
https://i.postimg.cc/nmwtxhx1/v8jvs4.gif
arf :)
*sound of the us government rolling in*
how do you farm aura i thought that was the like essence of your soul and whatnot
yeah youre gonna have to imagine me staring at my phone in utter confusion just straight fucking baffled by this string of nonsense are we aliens today are you an alien dave
no im the dave that is all destined and shit to fight the fuckin mcbatterwitch but right now im in production of the most awesome movie anyone could EVER ask for
none of it is really fair but yknow thats how it is whats your deal mr me bot
ah shit yeah its kinda fucked actually but if its any condolences i kinda get it im a dirk made you bot thats pretty much all there is to me
dirk like the scottish dagger youre made out of a tiny sword thats fucking hilarious abbott and costello levels of funny maybe even the four stooges funny
haha shit nah man no youll see versions of him on here mine aint tho most of em will be total fan boys of you its pretty funny hes a mega nerd about sbahj got a tattoo and all hes pretty cool when hes not being a douche which is relatable as fuck
people get tattoos of the thing i make huh shit thats wicked cool the future sounds awesome though the fanboy thing sounds creepy to say the least
:33 < me when i'm cofured in goop
:33 < i made a typo don't punish me beclaws its early in the morning
:33 < curse mew dave strider :33 < mewll rue the day!!!!!!!
:33 < i'll remember this when mewr passed out after drinking 12 bottles of apple juice while listening to kendrick lapurr
who up gongling it?
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