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@barackObama Mr. President, Situation Room, please. We'll be discussing those job applications now.
Everything in my shed is coming along nicely. :)
Having some sort of a mechanical eye is akin to the oddest possible feeling one could have, every micromovement, every slight twitch, every miniscule turn is akin to that of a oh so miniscule electrical signal being sent out as the eye adjusts to the direction it has been commanded to show me. There's semblance of an odd, consistently electrical static feeling that always remains where my right eyeball was, some sort of.. phantom absence of something that was once gone now replaced with a mechanical alternative that is connected to my thinkpan.
This caught me off-guard and made me chuckle uncharacteristically.
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i'm done with most of the scheduled breeding i had for today!! i'm gonna need a minute to come down before i get back to it tho. hope you understand :P ......... ............... okay i'm ready again now!! who's next? :D #nsfw
THAT IS GREAT. I AM THE GREY GuY WITH SuNGLASSES WHO IS ALWAYS TELLING YOu THAT YOuR POST IS PROBLEMATIC. WITHOuT SPECIFYING WHICH ONE. THAT YOu ARE LITERALLY PARTICIPATING IN AN ACTIVE GENOCIDE. WITHOuT OFFERING DETAILS. AND WHO REALLY WANTS YOu TO STOP BEING A FuCKING SAD SACK OF SHIT ALL THE TIME. BuT ACTIVELY CONTRIBuTES. IN INCREMENTAL MICRODOSES. HERE AND THERE.
me i guess
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Last time I eat chocolate before bed
people still get surprised by the fact that i'm hung lol. being a cute, pretty girl sets people's expectations for anything other than a huge cock ig :P #nsfw
((Oh this is OOC I skipped right over that, sorry
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okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
looks like nobody out there is actually trying to figure out whats going on between matt damon and ben affleck these days two dudes with a decades long personal and professional friendship doing some hardcore bestie shit while the world keeps spinning how do you play angel lovers and continue to ignore the gay skeletons in your closet i can practically hear those mega rickety homosexual bones clattering every time i rewatch dogma jay and bob are pretty chill