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Last time I eat chocolate before bed
people still get surprised by the fact that i'm hung lol. being a cute, pretty girl sets people's expectations for anything other than a huge cock ig :P #nsfw
((Oh this is OOC I skipped right over that, sorry
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okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
looks like nobody out there is actually trying to figure out whats going on between matt damon and ben affleck these days two dudes with a decades long personal and professional friendship doing some hardcore bestie shit while the world keeps spinning how do you play angel lovers and continue to ignore the gay skeletons in your closet i can practically hear those mega rickety homosexual bones clattering every time i rewatch dogma jay and bob are pretty chill