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Sweet, thanks man.
youre like my human-brother from another human-mother.
YIPPEE! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
love ya lil man
Mm. Well, things have certainly happened, but nothing fun, I fear. Maybe go and get something to eat. Or watch the birds. Or some other such thing.
Didn't actually get to try any soldogs. Bummer.
ok :)
Error! #recordbadge #usermade + #userunique! #juniorbadgedyouwithsomethingelse
o/
// my sweet bro and hella oomf
((I ALWAYS POINT AT MY SCREEN AND GO 'THATS OOMF!!!' LMAO. (:B))
Yes, right there. In the past. With you.
So that's where my copy of American Idiot went.
Ah, the blessed cheese puff.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @trivializinggangster it Wasnt A Memory Moreso A Series Of Events Repeating Over And Over In My Head she Told Me For The First Time That Shed Been Seeing Things talking To Someone Who Wasnt There i Thought She Was Cuckoo i Mean I Only Met Her A While Back how The Fuck Was I Supposed To Know My Sister Would Be Psycho except Yknow She Wasnt Really Psycho anyway I Just Let Her Talk and She Started Mentioning Things About us our Future who We Were Destined To Become And What We Were Fighting i Didnt Want In On Any Of It if It Was True Or Not i Just Wanted To Fuck Around Dj-ing And Swordfighting And Making Sbahj i Remember When She Grabbed My Arm And I Saw It All she Would Go First, Slashed Diced And Cut Through Like She Was Just Food i Wouldnt Have Been Able To Stop It i Futily Go For The Batterwitch's Head Right Afterward And Before I Know It Im Swordless dick Practically In My Hand and I Just Look Down my Sword Is Broken and Im Dead dead As It Gets i Didnt Talk To Her Much After That Honestly only A Few Months Back Did I Really Talk To Her Again i Still Dream About It you Cant Fight It it Feels Like Its So Much Closer Than It Is well Then. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
HUGE
i've tried everything and this shit is not going away
i lost contact with a few naks from old naksburg. i hope they didnt lose their fingers
on request of a friend i guess i am reposting this! golly.
Always Cute When Someone Reacts With All 4, Hehehehe –xoxo
A lot of talk about this on the dash today again. #nsfw #incest
Something very devious.
Felt cute, might start chanting an incantation to summon the Harbinger of Doom later.
What did the emo cashier say when I handed them an expired coupon?
wwhats the crime your honorable tyranny enjoyin a meal a succulent east alternian meal
i sea you. #fishpun #eerie
sure, vwhy not. #vwelp
((Happy birthday!!
vwhat.
John "St Louis" Bhguul Sinister
Bughuul, the Eater of Children.
Half an hour left until #RosesPoolsideDriveIn! Coordinates to be posted at T-minus 10.
Hello Dave.
shamelessly repostin this 1 for the night crew ;3 #nsfw ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0cf6513c567.png
Im n0t even int0 petplay #nsfw
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Love, let my nightmares Turn into dreams Love, let the angels into my sleep Love, let the spirit Fly out of me Love, let my love inside go free Love, let my anger Turn into peace Love, let the doves cry out in the streets Love, let the poison bleed out of me Love, let my love inside go free #Lyricsposting
A wittwe…concewning!!!
tragic.
Vouching for him as a witness. He's a homing missile for anything winding up in the toilet.
A PUPPET LOOSELY STRUNG IS STILL A PUPPET ON MY STRINGS.
okay testing to see if this actually works but i feel like i need to clarify that this is what i actually look like ignore the fact that this picture is like 8 years old now its still pretty accurate https://64.media.tumblr.com/c31b89ef0863cfe15ccdddfb56ef1549/tumblr_pdkx5lu9y11va0n60o1_1280.jpg
I don't need to fight your battles. I'm simply asking for a tongue piercing here.
@aspiringPessimist i just cut up on old shirt i don't wear anymore, i hope this counts! i guess it's not so bad. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c6fd5e1f2f9.png
hey everybody, john crocker here! before you ask: yes, it's THAT crocker. no, i'm not sponsored. i legally cannot give my opinion on betty crocker brand products without a lawyer present. with that out of the way, uh... gosh! i've never used social networking before. i don't really know what's supposed to go here. let's see uh... i played judge stone on nbc's night court (go check it out!!) and now i do stand up. i'll announce shows on here when they come! i'm almost 40 (yikes!), single, and ready to mingle. (haha wow, that was lame. note to self: remember to write literally anything else here.) bear with me while i try to figure this website stuff out. wish me luck!
i just went 2 whole hours without getting someone pregnant. i deserve a trophy tbh #nsfw
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UYEAH MAYBE.
No. God you really are young. It's the timeline you're in. It's called the alpha timeline making you an alpha Dave.
4LR1GHT, 1 GOTT4 HOP OFF FOR NOW BUT 1 HOP3 Y4'LL M1SS3D M3. >:P
the lexi has gotten sleepy. i hope everyone has a good night now! :B #sleepy #comfy
okay okay okay !!
geeking out right now that im talking to "a" dave. outside of that, feeding this big ol dummy ogre.
hey chittr! any time travelers out there willing to time transport my buddy @trivializingGangster a few years into the past so we can hang? i don't know what the conversion rate is between earth dollars and troll dollars, but i'll compensate you somehow!
Introductions are in need! Lexi is a 30-year-old Homestuck fan who lived in present-day Seattle before being thrown into playing SBURB to help out another group of Trolls. She almost instantly got reality checked once entering due to how hard the game actually is for people that aren't from SBURB-tied universes. Lexi is a big fan of the characters in Homestuck, specifically Jade and Karkat. IF YOU WISH NOT TO BE SUBJECTED AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF META NONSENSE, you probably shouldn't interact with Lexi. I am pretty much playing the character of a Homestuck fan. Third picture drawn by Skidex on twitter #nsfw https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi.png https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Jade.png https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiEQ5/Other/Lexi%20Excited%20by%20Skid.png
...svre +hing.
THIS TREND IS CERTAINLY. MOTHERFUCKING FASCINATING.
thinking i'd let a #bulgeposting hour pass without sharing this "little" monster is not only stupid but also very silly #nsfw (artist: welwraith) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cockcock.png
OKAY +HIS IS NO+ FVCKING RIGJ+ I WASN+ SVPPOSED +O END VP HERE AND WAI+ HOLD ON HOLD ON WHA+ FVCKING YEAR IS I+ BECAVSE +HSI DOESN+ LOOK RIGH+
since we're posting dick on the timeline...i can't *not* show off. c'mon, i GOTTA! #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f59b42b457.jpg
a-are we posting our CoCks now?.,,.,, o-okay i guess.,,. uh i-i still only have this one piCture but e-enjoy.,,,. hhahahaaaa.,,., #nsfw https://file.garDen/aDg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_6968.jpeg
Time to run a bath that I can heat up myself and simmer in.
INDEED WE WILL.
YES!!!!!
if my reaction doesnt make any sense for the post its cause im not reading all that
GOREGLE IS THE SELF HATRED BECAUSE I'M A HEART PLAYER
does anyone else ever dread opening a message?
i've been wondering. as a heterosexual man, is it inappropriate to wish someone a happy pride month?
You're welcome.
｢konnichiwa, minasan! ( ^-^)ノ megane-san's kirihorn tingles... so... boku...is... kyaaa!!!! (*ゝω･*) ima firin mah lazer! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ shōjiki, megane-san has a choto hyge list of haremdachis (；・ω・) and unbeamued kirainahito Σ(；｀∀´) to change! (；´_ゝ`) byuttt.... boku has to post his yari nokoshi first! kyuah! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ hilly-chan @achromaticCrusade comes nexto!! megane-san doesn't weally wike piero-chans... even moefairies like clownpiece-chan don't give megane-san the feels! (´ﾟωﾟ｀) syo.... when megane-chan did dis round of #waifuification...(`へ´*)ノ he got rid of it!!! gyah!! yamero, clown-chans! (≧口≦)ノ nyehh, no honknose or boopyshoe! (｀ε´ ) megane-san made hilly-chan a kyutiebeast! keke~ a kyutieful sujigyjrl (ФωФ) uwah uwah! uwah wah! (*´∇｀)ﾉ hilly-chan's choto furekkusu is making my kokoro go doki doki doki!!!! kyuuuu!! ( ・u・)ノΞ●~* aahhn~ ( ゜ρ゜ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shōjiki means truthfully! (^_^)/ megane-san is telling da trufe! (⌒0⌒) choto means very. haremdachis means harem friends! q(^-^q) the opposite of kirainahito, which means HATERS. ( ｀□´) gyuhhh... megane-san hates his haterz. (´_ゝ`) yari nokoshi means backlog. very big backlog... (；ω；｀*) megane-san gets requestos too... (；Д；) aahhh... eto... ( ´Д｀) moefairies are bastions of nyehpic moe moments, which is when a kyutiecutie is xtra kawaii! ( ・ω・) clownpiece-chan is from megane-san's favorite bulleto hell, touhou! (*/∀＼*) so sugoi! yamero means STAWP IT! (*｀ｴ´) cuddit out! (＃￣З￣) sujigyjrl means musclegirl, doing lots of furekkusu- flexing. (。･`з･)ﾉ and what's a biggu muscle?? your pusher, or your kokoro!! d=(^o^)=b when it goes doki doki, das how kyu know you're in wuv! (*^_^*)]
Daily Tarot Card. Three of Pentacles. Achieve your goals for today through healthy collaboration and teamwork. If you are at the start of a new venture or project, keep in mind that you are not the sole contributor in this endeavour, task delegation is a skill to hone. Focus your efforts to reap your rewards. #DailyTarotCard
WELL NO THAT’S WHY YOU PUT OUT A VAGUE POST. I WAS JUST TRYING TO MESS WITH YOU.
baabababa habababa...
oh yeah totally forgot to wish the vanta's a happy shared hatching day or whatever its called. especially happy hatching day you little freak. keep existing for dave and june's sake. @knightGeneticist be there at the party in like 2. jake is taking his time.
i wish i could join yall for this epic moment but i gotta help host crabcakes party and be his excuse to get sappy
i feel like a newborn baby coming online hello chittr what's up
Awwww!
He's very cute!
I've seen the Purple Moniker, the Davelings, and the One Dirk of Many badges. Do the rest of the "Originals" (citation needed) also have a blanket badge for them? #Pensive #Feverish #Delirious
MY LUSUS!
i don't really like those games lol the creator is weird.
He's so cute.
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... Love you.
sometimes all youu nneed is a lie downn..
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
slightly early but s0 is my self-appointed break s0 i can make a supply run instead. #nsfw #fatassfriday ((Pink8Seed!))
They're trying to comfort me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e90e30798db.png #nsfw
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL UNION AGAINST THE DARAYA JONJET MONOPOLY OF WATER OVER ALTERNIA, THE PLANNED OBSOLESENSE PERPETRATED TOWARDS THOSE WHO DONT AGREE WITH HER AGENDA.
ILL LINK THE POST HERE WE'LL SHOW UP WITH SIGNS SAYING "WE WANT WATER!"
HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/APATHETICAPOSTACY/4F70E668-4FEA-4D1D-83B6-CF2CE2B880C2
DO YOU WANNA GO FIRST WITH YOUR REPLY IN THERE FOR THE BIT?
CAN I GET A WATER.
Does anybody else use the length of a YouTube video as a unit of measurement? For example. I set my computer to play an hour-long video (contents undisclosed) while I slept and presumed I'd sweat my fever out. I don't know if it was serendipity or if I'm simply insane, but I "woke up" again just as the video was ended, indeed feeling just slightly better and not like a perverted porcelain popsicle (internally). Addendum: My fever dream was /something else/. I dreamt I had a penis. And I went through all the stages you can imagine, my dear reader. I was very well endowed, but not comically or pornographically so. Just slightly above average. Cut. Thick and veiny. Yes, these are all my preferences, I figured my subconscious would need something to base itself off of. I helicoptered that thang. Swung it back and forth until it slapped my hips and made small thuds. I edged myself countless times- In the realm of Morpheus, of course, time is but a construct, while in reality I was convulsing in chills for an hour. I finally gave myself the release I deserved and... Is that really it? Three or four seconds of head-to-toe tickles, a spray of goo and... That's it? Discuss. Tagged #nsfw in case you don't want to read about phallic phever phdreams at 3 in the morning. Also, tl;dr: The vicepresident has a fever dream about being a cock-toting boy.
THOSE SURE WERE WORDS YOU JUST WROTE AND POSTED. IM NOT KAWAII. IM NOT A BABY MAN. NO. JUST FUCKING NO. UNLESS YOUR MY DAVE, GAMZEE, OR JUNE THEN DONT CALL ME EITHER OF THOSE THINGS.
youre the dave of guy
man im rewatching sbahj tonight.. fucking love that movie. actually grabbing the reels for it right now.
sometimes i check yalls profile to follow yall cause youre fucking funny and bang already following peak knows peak
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ ... It's Fine I Guess ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
if only a tall masculine buff man were to pound my twink ass out... #nsfw
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Yeesh. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
was jacking off and rubbing my nipples and now that shits sore and rubbing up on my shirt this is bidens america #nsfw
no.. goodbye..
go awway..
i knew there was a lot goin on there, but fuck :( i dont think i understood just how bad it really was this poor gurl.. #vagueposting
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I-- Okay. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
When I'm stressed, I play Dave's first mixtape ever, and it calms my nerves. He hates that I do, but I cherish it.
I love you.
i hate when y/)u try t/) talk t/) s/)me/)ne and they have the pers/)nality /)f a blank g/)regle d/)c file
yeah so everyone can get their last hits in
NYC may b the greatest city in the world but lowkey i think my natural habitat is like socal..... san diego is my #parasocial hometown
I MET HER ON THE EVE OF MY WRIGGLERDAY
like this post if you're evil
HELLA GEM
I always figured I'd have more eloquent things to say to you, or any version of you, and that I wouldn't be bumbling over my own feet but it's easier to imagine conversations than to have them. For what its worth, your version of me, whether you meet him or not, will think the world of you.
Oh. You know about that. Yeah.
Shit, you're right. My bad.
Fantastic.
What do you do for a living?
nak tuah
people have forgotten about the local jade
My favorite thing is that I end up in things that require effort by Proxy of Trollbama. I'm just #hisman: "Yes, that's Trollbama's man, Bro Strider."
((Small little tiny OOC break to share with y'all that my dad is officially cancer-free. Fuck cancer))
think is the first traditi0nal #widewednesday i've done in a c0uple weeks. #nsfw ((ohsoleon))
fuck yeah
Trollbama. *Dad, because my biological son is a Dave. So dad in a specific alt way.
Aaaaaaaah okay makes sense.
I'm not a Dirk Alt, but I play the role of who Dirk is... to most Daves? Aka Bro Strider.
I'll be honest with you, I don't know.
You do too, Dave. 😎
consort tip: during the course of your sburb adventure you may encounter alternate timeline versions of yourself. dont try to figure out who the doomed one is. it might be you! just go with the flow and everything will work out probably
Thanks, man.
He really did love all that.
Ok.
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@barackObama Mr. President, Situation Room, please. We'll be discussing those job applications now.
Everything in my shed is coming along nicely. :)
Having some sort of a mechanical eye is akin to the oddest possible feeling one could have, every micromovement, every slight twitch, every miniscule turn is akin to that of a oh so miniscule electrical signal being sent out as the eye adjusts to the direction it has been commanded to show me. There's semblance of an odd, consistently electrical static feeling that always remains where my right eyeball was, some sort of.. phantom absence of something that was once gone now replaced with a mechanical alternative that is connected to my thinkpan.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Splash sssplassh sSSSplaSsh #nsSsfw httpsSs://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!magesS/119162711_bmjSj6LXNp2Yxal.png꠹
i'm done with most of the scheduled breeding i had for today!! i'm gonna need a minute to come down before i get back to it tho. hope you understand :P ......... ............... okay i'm ready again now!! who's next? :D #nsfw
THAT IS GREAT. I AM THE GREY GuY WITH SuNGLASSES WHO IS ALWAYS TELLING YOu THAT YOuR POST IS PROBLEMATIC. WITHOuT SPECIFYING WHICH ONE. THAT YOu ARE LITERALLY PARTICIPATING IN AN ACTIVE GENOCIDE. WITHOuT OFFERING DETAILS. AND WHO REALLY WANTS YOu TO STOP BEING A FuCKING SAD SACK OF SHIT ALL THE TIME. BuT ACTIVELY CONTRIBuTES. IN INCREMENTAL MICRODOSES. HERE AND THERE.
me i guess
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Last time I eat chocolate before bed
people still get surprised by the fact that i'm hung lol. being a cute, pretty girl sets people's expectations for anything other than a huge cock ig :P #nsfw
((Oh this is OOC I skipped right over that, sorry
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
looks like nobody out there is actually trying to figure out whats going on between matt damon and ben affleck these days two dudes with a decades long personal and professional friendship doing some hardcore bestie shit while the world keeps spinning how do you play angel lovers and continue to ignore the gay skeletons in your closet i can practically hear those mega rickety homosexual bones clattering every time i rewatch dogma jay and bob are pretty chill