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the stairs be HATIN dawg --- dave strider is cool --- yadda yadda yadda wtf do i put here

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the stairs https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj3.jpg

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SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: REALITY BREAK (002) https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-SERIES-002.png

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// for the record the post i just made was for the sake of a comic

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has anyone else felt like they just... gained perception of stuff you shouldnt have?

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something has changed i can feel it https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/artifactResult_thisIsntRight.png

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contrary to popular belief, edwin wasnt the one who made the mimic it was geromy, he went on a drunken rampage one night and built that bastard

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But was it still difficult. To put the pieces together. ??????

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not really for edwin however something went so wrong

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has anyone checked on that stock image of a brick wall i sure hope nobody's unzipped it and did an epic skateboarding trick through it

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april fool there is no sbahj comic today

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4UGH MY F1X

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yall are gonna LOVE the april fools day comic im making itll be out later

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eridan week sbahj comic ideas thread - 1: no you idiot slick's escaping off to the side

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what the fuck

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- 2: something about the bouncy castle idk

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- 3: defo need to make a #bouncingonit comic

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- 4: whatever the fuck's happening with the drones

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https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjChirch.jpg how the fuck do i recreate the descent into ms paint madness in "sbahhj go to church" i forgot

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i am taking commissions now (as requested by a specific troll) pay me 5 bucks and i will put you in a comic https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjFeferi%20DONE.jpg

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Beautiful, Mr. Jeff.

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dont worry mr obama you get a 100% discount

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That is great to hear. In that case, I look forward to seeing myself!

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NEW COMIC Sweet BRO and hella JEFF - CHITTR https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/SBAHJ%20-%20CHITTR.png

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site fucking dying

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Oh so it's Not Just Me?

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notifs take FOREVER to load dawg

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They sure do I'm just relieved that it is not a My Computer Problem, y'know?

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crush the virgin with rocks

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Me when I'm a caveman making olive oil:

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I want a certain highbl() () d killed right n() w..

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 RECHITT.

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l_et m_e gu_ess his |\|am_e starts with a|\| S a|\|d h_e sh0uld d_el_et_e his acc0u|\|t

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANNA SEE IN THE WORLD.

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Her name starts with an H and she is a female.

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i made pizza rolls

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share w the class jefferson

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readin this while bitin into a crispy pizza roll myself damn its almost like i really birthed ya from my womb huh

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https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/pizaroll.jfif

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https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/111111.jpg epic embed fail

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clicking on this tried to make my phone dowload. a whole ass file that wanted 2 open on reddit

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pizza roll power

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sbahj themed gooncave #nsfw

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// To whoever's making this site, can you make it so quirks dont fuck with links?

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sweet cock and hella balls #nsfw

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secret comic drop dont tell anyone https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj_creepypasta.jpeg

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