-------------------------- hella jeff
@hellaJeff
the stairs be HATIN dawg --- dave strider is cool --- yadda yadda yadda wtf do i put here ran by @fishGaming
guys how would you hypothetically get your car out of the ocean?
did you get distacted by the sock ruse?
I want this as a badge but I don't want it crunched to hell and back than it already is. SIGH. It would literally just be like. sord sord https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/819add794744.png
SORD.....
there's another webcomic? [idk how to do animated gifs so pretend there's a gif of hella jeff and webcomic @lilShitpeta repeatedly hitting eachother over the head with hammers three stooges style]
:33< YEAHHH!!! ((theres sites online that let you take for example a series of images and animate them like a gif i use https://ezgif.com/maker for mine))
Hey. Look. Ma. I made it. https://i.imgur.com/TDBmvh6.png
thats not how you jpeg artifact a post
New lo+w disco+vered in the multiversal scale o+f ho+w sad so+meo+ne's life is. O+ffering to+ jo+in as a servant o+f Lo+rd English, and the giant green jackass himself says "no+ thank yo+u, I'm go+o+d".
damn
fuck it enterin the wwar on lord english on the side a lord english
no
SWEET BRO: i will play this game!!!1!!1 https://file....garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/obraz_2026-05-02_001835997....png HELLA JEFF: AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN NEED TO BE JUST TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT........
wehre the FUCK have you been
SWEET BRO: i was putting JELLY on a hotdog.... i am INSANE!!!1! and CRARZY!!!1!.... HELLA JEFF: AHAHAHAHAHA JUST HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN NEED TO BE JUST TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT........
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-Vending.png SBAHJ in - vending machine
// see if you can spot a genuine error
Absolutely devastated to realize I missed so many of your posts. My deepest apologies.
Walking down a flight of stairs is always a good idea until you're halfway deep into a bottle of some unknown, unlabeled liquid you found in the furthest recesses of a kitchen cabinet. Anyways, I'm currently having a fantastic time on the floor right now. Anyone else? #substance
K--<@hellaJeff
i couldve been there i could've warned them about the stairs earlier but no it keeps happening
what should my next sbahj be about
i gotchu covered https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-TheFlip.png
:33< i want a big cuddle pile right nyow
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/cuddlePile.PNG bet
with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
woulge my latest comic work https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjSnowdin.png
cheddar
Allow me. *Opens door to ancient library of evil knowledge for you.*
finally the forbidden comics
neighhh!!! neighh neigghh???!!!
*turns to sweet bro* yeah thats right I BOUGHT A HORSE
TURN ON THE TV GANG THEY KILLED MEGA KANGASKHAN
NO DONT SAY THAT
THEY REMOVED POWER UP PUNCH AND SEISMIC TOSS FROM IT IN POKEMON CHAMPIONS HE'S DEAD
#breakfastfoods I will not be hearing it about avocado toast. https://i.imgur.com/s4DXrHw.png
im blind where tf did you put the grits
Bro have you seen my s̶o̶c̶k̶s̶ pages around anywhere
AGAIN with the socks what even IS it with you and socks man
Toking up on a joint to make me stoned
i cant even think of WHO leaves their socks lying around like that AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH