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-------------------------- hella jeff

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@hellaJeff

the stairs be HATIN dawg --- dave strider is cool --- yadda yadda yadda wtf do i put here ran by @fishGaming

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೯⁺ dave strider 🍎 ˊˎ-
1 week ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
transgender
love yourself
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@yaoiMerchant[YM]

should i make more sweet bro and hella jeff comics and post them here would you guys perhaps want my artistic genius on chittr or what im feeling inspired something mad crazy and i gotta know if the masses are ready for straight cinema in panel form

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 week ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

as the OG SBAHJposter i give you permission

Kult: +5
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Kiba [牙]
1 week ago
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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
@etherealJudgment[EJ]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⡄⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣄⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⣠⣦⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡂⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢀⣾⣿⣷⣀⣾⣿⡯⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⠻⣿⣿⠟⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠈⠉⠛⠋⠙⠞⢿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣼⣿⣿⣯⣾⡷⠀ ⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇⠻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⣼⡿⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡿⠏⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I don't see other dead bitches and that makes me so disappointed rn #dashwatching ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢁⣿⣿⣆⢀⡄⣾⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⣠⣀⡀⣰⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣶⣦⡀⢀⣀⣀⠀⣠⣴⣄⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣧⠃⠙⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠉⢀⣾⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠻⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⢿⠋⢿⣿⠓⢿⣿⠇⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠋⠿⠀⠈⠁⠀⠘⠟⠀⠘⢫⣇⢨⡛⠁⠈⠾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

#dashwatching
Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 week ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

am i technically dead if im a concept

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Evil Kris.
2 weeks ago
@morbidPersonage[MP]

I liked... Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. Did they keep making that... In universes that still exist?

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 weeks ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

sorry dude i've been suffering hella burnout in that regard one day i'll come back to it

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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LORD CALIBORN
1 month ago
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Our Holy Mirth
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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

#cw-flashing
Kult: +32
Kull: +11
Total: 43
Ratio: 2.91
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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 month ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

the big man... HASS RETURNED

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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 month ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

https://youtu.be/k16eMOHo5LQ?si=KCoGyhGmcBUk_FwX deudly fireams...

youtu.beyoutu.be
Kult: +20
Kull: +22
Total: 42
Ratio: 0.91
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DAMARA MEGIDO『蓮華不屈』
1 month ago
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Forever, in spring.
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bisexual
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@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

ジェフさんはガチで最高のゲイ描写だよ！

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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 month ago
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are you next? are you next? are you next? are you next?

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DAMARA MEGIDO『蓮華不屈』
1 month ago
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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
bisexual
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@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

うん。アタシを殺せよ。そんなことはムラムラさせるでしょ。

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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 month ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

i mean ok but its 2am where i am and SOME FUCKOING DOUCHE is too busy drawig goth girls instead

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Eggs
1 month ago
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@mrBenedict[MB]

what even happens if a john egbert logs on and sees a june. like what must be going through that kids head.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 month ago
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idk

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Kris.
1 month ago
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

In my dream, I am the star. Its me. And THEN...?

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 month ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

and THEN the big man comes... for a little one on one

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Kris.
1 month ago
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Bro have you seen my socks around anywhere

Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80
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-------------------------- hella jeff
1 month ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

AGAIN with the socks, wat even is it with you and SOCKS, man

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Jiaxia Sylink
2 months ago
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Chalkbox's Favor
You have earned the Chalkbox's acknowledgement.
@singularityManifest[SM]

Hello will one of my m★ny frtiends who is c★p★ble of chic★nery ple★se teleport me ★ cheeseburger?

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

[A cheeseburger manifests into your area, in a cloud of jpeg artifacts]

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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This is Junior.
2 months ago
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Part of the Chittr team
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This user has difficulty speaking.
nonbinary
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aromantic
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
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_______ /\ o o o\ /o \ o o o\_______ < >------> o /| \ o/ o /_____/o| \/______/ |oo| | o |o/ |_______|/ Are you feeling lucky? Reply to this chitt for a random badge! Junior will react to you once the badge has been deployed...

#badgeevent#badgeroulette#randombadgesgo
Kult: +65
Kull: +5
Total: 70
Ratio: 13.00
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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

BADGE...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

from the makers of SORD... and PISTLO... comes UGN..........

Kult: +32
Kull: +10
Total: 42
Ratio: 3.20
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Barak Trollbama
2 months ago
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
PEACE Elected Official
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
Tips Dripping
Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.
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This user officially supports Yuri.
@barackObama[BO]

oh my gog my favorite account

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

you get an UGN...... for free mr president

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
(OOC) 2 months ago
special little chuddy
This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.
Dave Hour
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@trivializingGangster[TG]

i gotta wonder if anyone ever sees my posts and goes oh my goodness. its the dave guy. oh man im so happy to see her posts. probably not though

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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-------------------------- hella jeff
(OOC) 2 months ago
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// my sweet bro and hella oomf

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
2 months ago
special little chuddy
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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@trivializingGangster[TG]

whos excited for me to be at #rosespoolsidedrivein here is me in my attire for it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/939da523c135.png

#rosespoolsidedrivein
Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75
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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

dube this image is too HIGH QUALITEIGH it hurts my eyes

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
2 months ago
special little chuddy
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@trivializingGangster[TG]

im sorry my son

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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

hold on i got this

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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/deep%20fried%20strider.png much better

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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde
2 months ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Eight (8) hours remain until #RosesPoolsideDriveIn. Come hang out and watch a horror movie with us! We will be watching Sinister.

#rosespoolsidedrivein
Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00
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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
2 months ago
special little chuddy
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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Family Politics
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bisexual
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@trivializingGangster[TG]

allegedly i will be there #beready

#beready
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

i am too transcended to join you father but i hope the movie is fun (tm)

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
2 months ago
special little chuddy
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bisexual
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@trivializingGangster[TG]

who up

Kult: +50
Kull: +45
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.11
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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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sweet bro and hella jeff

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
2 months ago
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@trivializingGangster[TG]

hi son

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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

hi dad

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
2 months ago
special little chuddy
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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@trivializingGangster[TG]

hows life

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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

bro went to the ghost KFC and ate some haunted chicken

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
2 months ago
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go my davelings.
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@trivializingGangster[TG]

again?

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-------------------------- hella jeff
2 months ago
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@hellaJeff[HJ]

no last time it was a pizza place, and he deliberately ordered a ghost pizza

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)
2 months ago
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well did he try not ordering it this time

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-------------------------- hella jeff
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he forgot it was the haunted kfc