David E. Strider
@turntableGuardian
no introductions needed work in publishing someone once told me I needed to be a dad to be a DILF and I took that seriously || Non-Director Alpha Dave ||
its the twins first fireworks show and they're handling it pretty well [Attached is an image of two 4 year olds, both blond, a girl with short low pigtails and a boy with a short surfer hair cut. It's taken looking at the back of their heads so their identities are safe but they're both in matching dungarees. The boy seems to be on the shoulders of a version of Jade, the girl on the shoulders of a version of John, both taller than Dave by the angle of the photo, and the twins are staring at some pretty snazzy and wild looking fireworks in the background.]
i think.. the fever is finally broken
// This is really ironic and hilarious but Dave has been deliriously sick because so have I.. and while that has been happening I've had a hyperfocus on Lil Cal - specifically as a human So naturally while I've been sick I've spent the last 2 days drawing him here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69b6652197f5.png
update: i just woke up which means i am getting even fucking sicker looks like i'm taking the rest of the week off work so i can sleep through it
get well soon strider
thanks random stranger i had to do a double take bc your pfp confused me in this weird delirious sickness state
this is chittr apple talking to you in a fever dream. my fever dream advice. make a sick rap and keep it real, big dawg
ha okay that cactus in the throat has turned into knitting needles in my ears i think i need to go to a doctor
okay never mind the apple slices felt like a cactus on the way down worst part i can't even get a hug from the twins or i'll get them sick too
yknow i still feel like i swallowed glass but rose gave me appy slices so i think i'm good
i feel like i just coughed up a slug #gross
fuck nearly passed out making breakfast yeah looks like the twins are getting a few days with auntie jade
i feel like there's a baloon in my brain and sinuses it's inflatin and gonna burst out through my nose leaving me without a face #gore i think
sometimes i really wanna block the puppet tag but then i remember i'm trying to prove my psychiatrist wrong
its the twins first fireworks show and they're handling it pretty well [Attached is an image of two 4 year olds, both blond, a girl with short low pigtails and a boy with a short surfer hair cut. It's taken looking at the back of their heads so their identities are safe but they're both in matching dungarees. The boy seems to be on the shoulders of a version of Jade, the girl on the shoulders of a version of John, both taller than Dave by the angle of the photo, and the twins are staring at some pretty snazzy and wild looking fireworks in the background.]
you ever stay awake for 32 hours straight and start missing him again? ha yeah me neither
yea
i wouldnt mind being crushed by him something something #suggestive #nsfw
mm.. dunno how to feel about this one
exact opposite of me, man.
lmfao. just gotta love the little bitch boy getting excited he's altruistic.
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i was looking more at the compassion actually but being your opposite makes me happy
not exact, check my results. still don't know what it means.
these things were never made to be accurate not like its the hexaco test or whatever
s'that what it means?
fuck man egbert took the kids out yesterday- i totally forgot what today was they got me my favourite brownies too it's enough to make a grown man cry
* awww awwwww * happy fathers day to you!! this is so beautiful and cute <3
i know i used to say those lil guys were annoying and i know they tried to eat me at some point but they're really not all that bad got a new appreciation for the lil fucks
You can stay though. I like you.
for no reason whatsoever does anyone know how to sew preferably with very fragile materials
about 6 inches in length but its in an awkward place that bends so instead of only being an inch wide it's like.. multiple
gotcha. ill get my kid to hop me over then.
unfortunately my material is still attached to my body that will come in handy for later though
Ah That Would Make It More Difficult. I Wish You The Best On That. Make Sure To Make The Strides More Spread Out With The Incisions. Be Careful And In Some Cases It's Better To Cut Away Parts Of Skin In Order To Patch It Up #gore