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David E. Strider

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@turntableGuardian

What happened to me..?

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 3030Kull Score: 312450 followers58 following
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she's judging me

oh im fucked this is a nightmare

Kult: +2
Total: 2

okay im giving away my dignity on this one i am actually begging i really dont want this to be a thing someone tell me there are anthro birds out there that dont have cloacas

Kult: +87
Kull: +80
Total: 167
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@culledDevoir[CD]

Oh.

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go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

its ok dude as long as you dont need to have sex itll be pretty sick f you did end up wotj one. only having one hole to worry about.

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

having fun

shut

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @techhDogg[TD]

i dunno man i had to pull a lot of harley favors to get a dick i kinda dont wanna lose it

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

no

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

fair enough , take a pic while it lasts

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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bisexual
love yourself
@hollowGlycol[HG]

_ If it makes you feel any better, you will still Have your... parts. Simply Hidden away until use. MucH like a bulGe.

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bisexual
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@hollowGlycol[HG]

_ At least, in tHeory.

but that defeats the purpose of a fuck it im taking the win where i can get it

Kult: +2
Total: 2

guys please i need this info like yesterday

Kult: +155
Kull: +150
Total: 305
Ratio: 1.03

not

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

is

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not

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

we can do this all day

im in denial man im gonna end up coming back to it when i wake up

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

i'm giggling and wagging my tail at this

shut up

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

can't make me

fuck

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

exactly

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Total: 5

thank you to the feathery asshole (pun intended) that made me need to ask this but i need some harley expertise here anthros. furries, if you will do the bird ones have cloacas?

Kult: +2
Total: 2

i have once again fucked up

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i need a harley's input on this

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

we both know the harleys got the dog stuff dude you're getting the bird stuff

harleys know anthro shit though i'm not full bird and i'm not sprite they're all i got to go on

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

dave use your brain i'm only half bird and i got the shit wtf do you think happens when you're full bird

youre a sprite that doesnt count a feathery fursona could have a dick you dont know

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

go consult your harley and get back to me i need to know i'm right

like fuck am i asking my own harley about this

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

oh my god you're so shy dude

its not shyness its self preservation

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

bla bla bla

what if i like just actually turned into a crow like just a crow no sprite shit just a little bird hopping along my own little murder of evil doing besties i think that would be great i think my life would improve significantly

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
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h0m0sexual
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@tourniquetGalvanized[TG]

black crow by devi mcallion?

fuck the barometric pressure drop

Kult: +77
Kull: +75
Total: 152
Ratio: 1.03

eh? eh. pretty succinct summary

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Damn I feel that man.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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@tourniquetGalvanized[TG]

it's* holy fuck ahahah

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

What?

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@tourniquetGalvanized[TG]

"but come on its such a golden opportunity" you used the wrong its

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Oh yeah I know, but dude that was like 3 whole days ago, why bother correcting me now?

it's chittr dude no one cares about grammar

Kull: +5
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@tourniquetGalvanized[TG]

i was just scrolling this dudes profile and it really jumped out at me i guess. just funny

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Ok.

Kull: +5
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@tourniquetGalvanized[TG]

k

Kull: +5
Total: 5

i would love it if my stomach would tell me why it's cramping like i just ran a marathon on an empty stomach that would be.. great.

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

well you see the food i did have has now left my stomach and the cramping is preventing me from filling it again

you're telling me

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𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
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@apocalypticAltruism[AA]

(c0nsensually) h00king up with pe0ple in st0pped time is fun ! #nsfw

Kult: +45
Kull: +30
Total: 75
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Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ ᑈONᑈEPTULLY I GET WHY SUMONE WULᐖ ENJOY ᐖIS OR AT LEAST WUT I IMAGINING LIEK FOR ᐖA SAME REASON ᐖA SLEEP TYPE #ᐖUBᑈON KINKZ EZIST BUT GRL IT IZ SO FUNY 2 ME IMAGINING LIEK ᐖA PERSN U WIF JUS STANᐖING ᐖERE AN ᐖEY BLINK AN ITS OVER LAWLLL LIEK I GET IT I GET IT ᐖA PSYᑈHOLOGIKAL ELEMENT IT JUS RLY FUNNY 2 FINK ABOUT WIFOUT ᐖAT ᐛ

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𝒏𝒐𝒕?
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@apocalypticAltruism[AA]

exactly! 0f c0urse, that's why i clarified c0nsensually! getting permissi0n is imp0rtant and it's fun in c0ncept and executi0n if y0ur partner is 0kay with it!

Kult: +5
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Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Puppymoded
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Chittrclan
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@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ OH NO YA I GOT U ON ᐖAT PART GRL I JUS MAᐖE MYSELF LAFF IMAGINING HOW ᐖA TIME GETS ESPERIENᑈEᐖ IN ᐖA OTHER PERSPEᑈTIVE ᐛ

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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𝒏𝒐𝒕?
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@apocalypticAltruism[AA]

i've been 0n b0th ends ! it's an experience !

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Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
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@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ ᐖAMN GOOᐖ FOR U ᑈHIᑈA GET ᐖAT OR WHATEVA ᐛ

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𝒏𝒐𝒕?
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@apocalypticAltruism[AA]

i will c0ntinue getting it !

Kult: +5
Total: 5

okay some of these were bullshit especially number 6 some of the answers didn't fit the question at all

Kult: +5
Total: 5

jesus i'm so fucking tired

Kult: +2
Total: 2

she's judging me

Kult: +62
Kull: +22
Total: 84
Ratio: 2.82
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Pitch Hearted
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Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@tempestousTheophany[TT]

She watches.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i have never been happier that crows can't speak

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Chittr Gold™
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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Sweet By Another Name
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Pitch Hearted
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Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Why? What has she witnessed that requires her silence? We can teach them to speak through other means. Shall we ask?

Kull: +2
Total: 2

nonono no no there's no need for that

oh. oh man today was a great #krillion day i am so good at this

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
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Sara Selected
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Proud of you. What was your answer on 6?

republic of congo look at all the answers for number 5 is sending me for a loop though some of these are way too well known to get this many points, and some are way too unknown to get so few

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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
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Sara Selected
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I went for the Wachowskis, I was surprised it got down to purple.

yeah that's what i'm talking about- they should have been like rare at best though i guess maybe its because people don't know how to spell their names so avoid it? idk i went lee daniels

Kult: +5
Total: 5

horrendous.. at least this game keeps me humble

Kult: +7
Total: 7

shitty taco bell solves all my problems

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

truth

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
davedimes
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special little chuddy
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brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Indie Artist Life!
Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@transferredGodhood[TG]

whats your order

2 mini quesadillas, crunchwrap supreme, 3 beefy cravings burritos, and the biggest size of nacho cheese sauce available

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
davedimes
Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
special little chuddy
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brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Indie Artist Life!
Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@transferredGodhood[TG]

solid, solid

Kult: +5
Total: 5

staring at the grass and i can see each blade individually jesus fuck why does overstimulation suddenly give me magnifying glasses for eyes

Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

That's the power of overstimulation bro, mine makes me be able to hear everything in a 10 mile radius.

i get that but instead of hearing everything, everything i can already hear just sounds like it's directly in my ears instead of 20 feet away

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Jesus, sounds like a new type of torture nexus.

now imagine combining that with the vision thing, and being able to feel the individual crumbs of dirt on the ground like you just ate a granola bar in bed

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Fuck, 11th circle of hell unlocked.

i have left this mortal coil and am simply trying not to explode

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's a miracle you haven't yet, kudos to you bro.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

wow i suck at this

Kult: +12
Kull: +5
Total: 17
Ratio: 2.40

means 22% of the players below you are dumbasses #awinisawin

Kult: +5
Total: 5

why do i always leave conversations with other striders feeling hungry?? its happened like 5 times now that's not a coincidence

Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00
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Dash Certified
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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Strider curse.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

lmao

not you too

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@timaeusTurning[TT]

Lmao.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Unverified
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
@pinocchiosVices[PV]

ITS PART OF THE FUNNY DEAL DAWG...

except maybe you

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Unverified
A user of ambiguous repute.
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
@pinocchiosVices[PV]

I KNOW RIGHT??? THIS YOU DUDE!!!

i hate when someone makes an actually funny chitt but it's someone where if i liked the chit it'd be taken weirdly and also i don't like them very much so i gotta just glare at my screen for a few seconds and scroll

Kult: +24
Total: 24

first shot. not bad really came in clutch on that last one

Kult: +5
Total: 5