David E. Strider
@turntableGuardian
no introductions needed || Non-Director Alpha Dave ||
the crows stopped watching. that's how you know it worked unrelated to the last post
found something weird. it's in a jar now so we'll circle back later
currently thriving ✌️ (definition of thriving may vary)
should i start using emojis? ew no maybe i'll just tag the tone
being an adult is changing from fruit loops to frosted wheaties
i think thats just you becoming lame dave
Dave that is the lamest thing I think I seen any alts of you say.
D --> I have eaten plain oat meal since I was a wriggler
see now if i respond to you that's a second chit so i gotta ask you to wait 3 minutes while i respond to something else
yo dude my macaroni box had two cheese packets
and you’re complaining?! oh, no, my steak is too juicy, lobster too buttery. waaaaah.
if i went back to get you some then i already went back and we wouldn't have these messages if i didn't go back it'd be for a reason
any daves out there ever get confused which line they're from?
i try not to think about it too hard cuz i start getting philosophical