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You're in her DMs, I'm in the Walgreen's trying to pretend like I'm not interested in the restocked Squiddles. We are not the same.
uuugh fuck i want aj so bad
get well soon strider
this is chittr apple talking to you in a fever dream. my fever dream advice. make a sick rap and keep it real, big dawg
girlbulge and boynook #nsfw
Men. But also guys and fellas. Bros. And dudes. Plus the boys. 😘
H4m & ch3353 70r73ll1n1 w17h cr34my c4r80n4r4 54uc3.
The Striders Have Been Behaving Well Recently. They Are Allowed Up To An Hour In The Canoe.
I have 4 kids Dirk + Roxy (oldest twins) Dave + Rose (youngest twins) If Trollbama ever tags me and you need a parent, he typically tags me because I have been dubbed "a good dad." I love my kids; I would let them perform a surgical procedure on me.
That's good, that makes me happy to hear. Of course. Keep it up.
The biggest thing is just letting them know that you are safe to communicate with, that you are listening and care, and that their mistakes are just that. Parenting is hard, but it sounds like you're doing something right.
That's good! That's probably why after all.
From my experience, it's easier to negate any "intent" with playing games to vent out feelings. So if they get fighty, it's at a game and not with a dangerous object. Keep them productive for less danger.
Oh yeah, you're fucked. Hide blunt objects and anything sharp. They'll get creative.
They were a few years apart, so it wasn't as nightmarish, but the younger set liked to stand in the doorway or stand on me when I was sleeping.
They will absolutely keep that up as long as they can. I've had 2 sets of twins.
I don't have children. I have 20 sheep 60 chickens and one mutent ostrich.
That's cute, and that's extremely funny. Mine are in their 20s, so it's either something nonsensical, or I have to sit on it for an hour.
Instead of physically fighting in our house, we settle things with Uno. However, it usually results in something getting thrown at my face EVEN if I'm not participating. I have great reflexes, so they miss 100% of the time.
Dirk and Dave's arguments consist of Dirk saying something to prove a point, Dave following up with "beatboxing puppy," Dirk grabbing his shoulders, shaking him, and turning to me to yell "Ref." What do you want me to do, Dirk...?
puppet ownership is a spectrum. one end is jim henson. i have now seen the other end. im not gonna say more. henson knew what he had. some people just have a puppet the way norman bates has a mom.
Oh no is this the strilond mental illness hour!?
i should get back into cooking. no reason why i just miss making some vile shit and asking my friends to try it.
ive been waking up to ravens nearby making the goofiest sounds ive ever heard and ngl it feels like theyre trying to ragebait either me or dirk and its working on dirk despite what he says. i just watched him after 30 minutes of their yellin slam the window shut then say something about the breeze messing with the air pressure of the room. ha sure dawg
reminder that #sicknastysunday is soon for those interested #nsfw
#FUCKYOURFRIENDSFRIDAY I'M FRIENDS.
At a comedy show and its remarkably similar to kissing. It goes on for far too long and i never know what to do with my tongue.
yea
bluh… my sleep schedule is so fucked up right now… one of many things that are wonky with me right now but that one is particularly unhelpful
all i could ask for in life is to hug all of my friends at once :)
I will not be taking any questions. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22a54631273d.png
real striders do both. #multitrackdrifting
:33 < mew s33m furry balanced :33
Fl⚣rid is better, just saw an⚣ther strider getting their ya⚣i ⚣n with a tr⚣ll, t⚣day is a g⚣⚣d day 030
hell fucking yeah they are my man not potato chips though which seems to be the sticking point
brb guys aboutta ruin a strangers opinion of me on the terminally online webbed site by telling them my favorite potato chips are chili cheese fritos
Hoo boy! Seeing all the Jades on this website just fills me with delight! My little girl can become so many things, so many people, and they're all so wonderful!
Surprised a lot of trolls know about Father's Day. Would've thought you guys just had like, one lusus day or somethin, but that's on me I guess.
its that easy???? guess im taking the day off work
* awww awwwww * happy fathers day to you!! this is so beautiful and cute <3
lmfao. sure.
any karkats out there let it be known your asses are fat as fuck and id be down to hit any time #nsfw #chittranonymous
(( this site and its to easy to press buttons is gonna send me into a crisis omg lmaoooo. (Im being silly btw that’s the tone lol ))
consort tip: today is world crocodile day! show your appreciation for your local me with a kiss
gotcha, he's a redditor.
"= it's a shame it's gone now. #gone. ephemeral. or whatever they say. ="
"= it's perfect.... =" "= https://file.garden/acHr0QA0vHdP6Dfc/perfect.png ="
Honored you feel that way.
You can stay though. I like you.
I WAS RIGHT !! !! !! !! !! YES !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Sendin' good vibes your way, ev'ryone!!!! ⚓︎
MIGHT GET UP TO SHENANIGANS TODAY. PONDERS.
All these years and I *still* can't seem to wake up early.
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Feels good not feeling bad.
I'M AWAKE WAY TOO EARLY FOR MY LIKIN' BUT. WE BALL.
gotcha. ill get my kid to hop me over then.
Jesus Fuck
Ah That Would Make It More Difficult. I Wish You The Best On That. Make Sure To Make The Strides More Spread Out With The Incisions. Be Careful And In Some Cases It's Better To Cut Away Parts Of Skin In Order To Patch It Up #gore
wwoww someone helpful for once, thanks man
₍^. .^₎⟆ May every badd!e mew fumbled text you aga!n to g!ve you a sSsecond chance꠹
MORNIN'.
addition to my last post good morning to the beaten and the damned and the broken only
That Hardly Changes Much What Do You Take Me For
I Have Experience With Sewing Yes, Do You Have Some Questions?
Yknow Wh4t. . . Hum4ns 4ren't Th4t B4d #hum4ns #betterth4nswiich
Yes, a literature degree would be interesting.
Rose Lalonde has set a new Chittr avatar.
I know that there is a sort of... Unspoken rule among all of us to just laugh and poke fun at wild all of our infinite timelines can be. After most of ours have crescendoed and then carry on. I worry for these four. Maybe I should leave things alone. It could be more trouble than what it's worth. #puppetfour
THIS IS SLANDER
Interesting.
I lined their bios up. A cryptic poem. I don't know if this merits anything. I must keep my thoughts to myself. https://i.postimg.cc/LsgbDQV1/A206BF11-A894-4D79-A805-AE5B37861FD4.jpg #puppetfour
// it's always really funny to see people go "he would not fucking do that" whenever someone draws bro comforting dave
My suspicion is that they love input. And not like that! #suggestive #phrasing
Came too realizatioon i might be intoo gunplay it's all leading up too the pooint when yoou can't hurt me withoout making me hard in the proocess i'm goonna be truly invincible
My friends are stupid. Im also a bit stupid but its fine when i do it.
one time i was breeding latula and i realised halfway thru that she was treating it like a video game and that's why she was so hyper focused. i think she saw it as "winning" to cum last lol :P #nsfw
:33< lets blow up the sun while were at it
:33< alright so long as we can k33p venus (to get meowre penis) :33< #nsfw ish
okay you know what i cant come up with a response that would top that joke
if i had a nickel for every time i walked into the kitchen to find strider doing some kind of unhinged shit…
WHY'S THE OLDER NON-SGRUB VERSION OF ME SO DAMN FINE THOUGH. DAMN.
[|87 :: Shyd;rk ;s back, all ;s well ;n the world aga;n
thinking i'd let a #bulgeposting hour pass without sharing this "little" monster is not only stupid but also very silly #nsfw (artist: welwraith) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cockcock.png
hey 6uys what's okay never mind.
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:33< nyow is a great time to remind efurryone that i give away meowdical grade t and e fur fur33 beclawse i dont believe in charging money fur life saving meowdicine
posting agian JZHIAF join amongus pleeessseee
sun's Comin' up, just baaarely slid that last delivery in 'n' 6ot home before it broke the horizon. little Closer than i'd like... but a li'l thrill's never hurt anyone muCh. u◡u
is it kinda crazy of me to say i wanna marry him like ive known him for years but weve only been dating a little while but like holy shit yall cant see it but hes got this big goofy grin on his face and yeah hes really pretty when hes happy
#SUGGESTIVE YOU CAN BLOCK ME BUT YOU CAN'T UN-GIVE ME BACKSHOTS
sat shrimped for too long holy shit
oh my gog
fuck we gotta do that
fløating øn the high øf #davehøur knøwing my ass is prøbably fucking up my alternian phrases sø bad rn
Incoming mandatory #DaveHour post due to the fact I have been told I'm an honorary Strider. Strider? I hardly know her. Thank you.
You are a Dave, so yours does outclass mine. However, I’ll take it as a sign of respect that we both chose a simple yet low-hanging fruit.
Me seeing another #Davehour: Aw so cute so cute.
Fuck yours was so much better.
H3LLO TO 4LL TH3 COOL GUYS ON TH1S F1N3 #D4V3HOUR
sometimes I wish I was a lone chirp8east, deep in the rainforest, letting the water droplets 8ounce off my fat little head
((Small little tiny OOC break to share with y'all that my dad is officially cancer-free. Fuck cancer))
*leans in rly close 2 tha mic* Hi
hay peeps. citizens of Roxy Nation. countryfolx. lend me ur aux cord
The twink death laser is sure about to do something. [IMAGE ATTACHMENT] [IMAGE DESCRIPTION: He's just pointing a laser light at what appears to be a version of Dave. Karkat is standing almost out of frame, eyeing the laser with the same energy as a cat about to pounce.]
up making my kid some good ass pancakes in this apple shaped pan i bought fuck yeah
the things i would do with my clone #suggestive
anyone else from the 90s please im alone #drunk
Of course not.
Let me be clear. I'm only the Strider PR manager for approximately five of them. The other ones are entirely on their own. Except for the Dave variants, obviously.
REPOSTING IT BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY FUCKING PICTURE OF ME I LIKE. #NSFW #NSFWE #BULGEPICS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/27DFD04B968E.PNG
if you didnt know this im BASICALLY a strider
IN REGARDS TO MY PREVIOUS POST HE IS ALSO AROUND MY KIDDO'S AGE, WHICH TENDS TO BE A TREND WITH PEOPLE WHO FLIRT WITH ME? AS A FATHER IT IS A LITTLE CONCERNING TO ME AND I ADVISE YOU ALL TO SEEK THERAPY AND PERHAPS WORK THROUGH YOUR COMPLICATED ISSUES WITH YOUR OWN FATHER. RESPECTFULLY. BE SAFE OUT THERE! THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA WITHIN YOUR AGE RANGE.
c< lMaO, yeaH, ive beeN stalKiN Her Messages N sHit, MaKiN sure sHe dOesNt fucK sHit up, but, yeaH, iM dOwN 2 HaNg witH sOMe OtHer tiMe players, Hell, iM gettiN started witH My OwN sessiON Here sOON, sHOuld be fuN! >c
c< i MeaN, tiMe sHit aside, My clONe is KiNda cHill, aNd iM ONly freaKed Out cause Of liKe.... sHes HigHKey Made Of blOOd, aNd tHat sHit gets wOrryiNg >c
"= i'm not opposed to culling clones with no purpose other than to cause havoc to the original troll. or divergent selves in other cases. muddying timelines causes a whole mess to spiral out of control, fates grow too intertwined, it can take down a whole multiverse if it gets too far. so you have to stop it right as it starts. ="
yall i know i got adhd smh
do yall think i can fluster evil kar just as easily as evil john? ill do it make em not evil by being a fucking freak
I have been invited to an ironic family gathering. Which I do not think will be as ironic as they’re saying, but does apparently involve board games so. Sure I guess.
Lin-guis-tic fact of the day: In Ja-pan-ese, the big-ger cha-rac-ters, called kan-ji, are ac-tu-al-ly made up of smal-ler ones, "ra-di-cals". Ra-di-cals are words, too, but sim-pler ones, i.e. 木 (ki ; tree) or 女 (on-na ; wo-man), that have re-la-tion to the big-ger ones, i.e. 森 (mo-ri ; fo-rest) or 妻 (tsu-ma ; wife).
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@blatantGodhead @turntableGuardian please enjoy your loaves. they should have appeared on white plates right on top of your heads nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak nak
you hear a loud ass thunk as my heavy ass forehead smacks into my desk im so fucking bored
cause of how bro raised me and my excessive time online i never really latched on to many southernisms tbh but i do still go it looks like the devils beatin his wife when it rains while the sun is shining. which wouldnt have been my top choice of southernisms to hang onto for the rest of my life if given that opportunity to choose. you win some you lose some
Take your medication, by the way.
Excellent to hear.
I assume you’re at least still goated with the sauce?
You already can.
HOLD UP I DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT IT WAS WEEKS AGO GIVE ME A BIT I'LL MAKE A OTHER
I'M SORRY BUT IF SAY CROCS ARE YOUR FAV ANIMAL YOU ARE NOT PURE OF HEART AND I NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH AND SAFETY
like sometimes i post in orders that make no sense
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Well that’d do it.
Good news, I think that was Casper. Although they might have taken inspiration from your post!
fuck yes
I counter with cool beam 😎
I encourage you all to drink plenty of fluids if it is hot. I am currently acquiring an inflatable pool for the Gray House lawn that can be used by any individual.
daves on his way so im gonna have to stop posting for now... but im happy that ill have some company for a little while :,)
Oh I hit over 100 followers. How lovely. You are all owed a gentle kiss on the forehead, should you accept it.
i promise it aint all doom and gloom for daves though theres a lot that get to live their immortal lives and have a great time being themselves lol
// it just couldnt get enough of me and saw the opportunity for a bitchin prank to pull on you LMAO like you cant even be mad THATS KINDA PERFECT
[[his reach goes far and wide]]
This happens if you navigate to the main page after clicking on the link to a reply, I think? Its really really funny tho
// LMAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN IM CRYING
(( LMFAOOOOO ))
// LMFAOOOOO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/762f4ac1aa54.png
(( I think HE got Mitosis actually
i miss being able to get up and go sit outside. now its more of a hassle than its worth. opening the window doesnt hit the same as sitting on the roof.
some of yall need to turn light mode off i cant keep having my optics flashbanged like this
It's like a fucking Petri dish of Striders on this hellsite.
This might just be the play.
to rep my man david e here its also worth noting that like the person who you drifted apart from was mad into your shit like dogs sniffing butts into one another but you both had different priorities in life and stuff fizzled out your volunteering for this ranching position puts you countless eons away from one another whole ass lightyears to infinity and be gone but the feelings remain
woof!! and im sure our friends love us!!!
i also love my friends!!
i love my friends :D!!
Built from a captcha of a fractured brain belonging to Dave Strider, you've been given a second-ish chance. Your memories are yours. in theory, yet they’re new to you. To clarify the difference between yourself and Dave you've started going by Dolli Strider. It's in honor of Dolly Parton and is ironic bullshit, probably, or at least you'll claim it is. You're also nonbinary and auDHD. Is there a Strilonde who *isn’t* neurodivergent though? Old news. Boundaries: - No incest. - All art is by 6kai3 https://i.ibb.co/rRDxWt5T/5U9ut0Q.jpg https://i.ibb.co/mr9TT8CY/zk6f-NUM.jpg
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i wake.
yeah especially the one i yearnin for. seriously that guy is amazing
on topic of this 'if i met another me' thing ive met other versions of myself in person before and nearly all of them are the coolest people ever. except this one guy who was like a 'kawaii' version of myself that i didnt like too much
If I weren't to wake up tomorrow - Road to Pandora That kind of man - The Heavy The Heat - The Bones of J.R. Jones The Eagle Has Landed - Avatar The Raven That Refused to Sing - Steven Wilson
ok my tummy no longer hurts im good now
good to see my the sequals to the original queer (me) are being very queer
𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: 75 gold, 47 exp, "A bit early, are we?" (Achievement)
fast forwarding time to make this orange a little sweeter.
i think @turntechgoghead is really fucking hot man. like gog damn thats beautiful. would let him hit ngl ♥︎ #suggestive; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
you have to be nice to me or im gonna spit in your soup before i feed it to you
dude i am so exhausted for no fucking reason whatsoever who the fuck beamed me with their exhaustion can you take it back i dont want it
1F 1 3V3R G07 CULL3D (B3F0R4N 57YL3) 1D CULLMY553LRF (4L73RN14N 57YLL3) #7RU7H
i dont want to hornypost but the parasites in me want to hornypost i dont wanna be horny so soon into making this account i dont like being horny but the PARASITE the DEMON in me it wants to hornypost you understand what im sayin #nsfw
Head hurts again. Should probably remove it. #decapitation
// Trizza likes Jade because she really likes @/jadeyHarls, there's not a lot of humans she understands. She likes Dave's. But that's cause she thinks they're funny.
Now think about being able to go five days without washing your hair.
Think about getting sunshine, rainbows, and joyfulness stuck in your hair.
I'm not allowed to brush my hair don't let me touch the brush.
Think this is the hardest I've ever slept. 10 whole hours. Goddamn.
okay yeah i see your point. i'd be caught dead if i was laughing at anything bro says.
WHY THANK YOU, STRIDER. GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
THERE WAS A KING WHO WAS 12 INCHES TALL. TERRIBLE KING, GREAT RULER. #DADJOKE
Sigh. He never wants to talk about my existence, but who would? It sounds crazy.
2peak of the iinfernal barkbea2t and they 2hall arii2e.
Totally awe2ome. We ju2t had a @hu22iiahHu22iie come iin who thiink2 they own the place, and II have no iidea what or who they are, ju2t that II have a deeply 2eeded hatred for whoever they are and theiir 2tupiid face and theiir appearance here iinherently dii2gu2t2 me. II need two cool down before II blow my thiinkpan clear out the back.
IIndeed. You are one of the fiir2t of the 2triider2 who doe2 not 2eem two appear two have thiinkpan damage. You 2hould relii2h iin your great viictory of not beiing "a giiant dbag".
II thiink tho2e thiing2 are awe2ome! II would get one for my lovely and mo2t wonderful @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic, but 2he ii2 part cat, 2he'd totally pounce on the poor thiing and probably try two eat iit! :3
me when i open the dash and see one of my dear, close, lifetime friends talking about how they got their dick stuck in a ceiling fan or an enema from a gas pump or something. #nsfw https://images2.imgbox.com/a7/f3/TVkswI7W_o.png
as ive gotten older and developed a semi functioning frontal lobe theres something i realized a profound truth weighing on my soul i gotta get off my chest i was such a shitty little chud when i was thirteen thank fuck the earth blew up before i was doxxed or something
how i look when i follow my stupid fucking moral code that i hate https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6199957ddf81.png
Did you hear the Easter bunny finally started HRT? Yeah, she's on eastergen now. #dadjokes
(( reasonable reaction lol guhh i have art of him that i started like aaagggeesss ago but art is painful the majority of the time for me. holy burnout fr )) (( here's a sneak peak though cause i'm nice like that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78223e341e7d.png ))
ah. get well soon. all the donuts will be waiting for you.
treating myself. [A photo of a boston cream and jelly donuts. He has a pink drink this time, likely something with strawberry.]
((Shout out to all the bro accounts out there ily <3))
A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse cannot respond because the horse is a horse. It can neither speak or understand. It’s confused by its surroundings. It gallops out, knocking over a few tables on the way. #dadjokes
:33 < we nepetas dont sl33p the same as othpurrs :33 < we go until our body furrces us to sl33p :33 < which is around 3-7 times a day :33 < then we wake up and burn the energy as fast as pawssible befurr passing out again
:33< too true bestie
no shes always watching always ready to strike
:33< sad as i am to admeowt it my body does force meow to do so efurry nyow and again...
wait what do you mean theres an evil me i was doing evil morning as a bit!!!
damn maybe my bf is onto something when he implies i shouldnt be allowed to think for myself
My favorites include: - All Nepetas, and Nemean <3 - The Many Roses in my Garden - The Fluffy Tails of All Harleys, Jade or Other - The Ever Inquisitive and wonderful Morning Aranea - The Many Roxy's that make me spill my Coffee - Mind Controlling Spiders - The Best Gamer Girl - The Royal Class (Peaches and Plums) - The Karkitties and Puppies - The Underprivileged and The Rebellious - The Freaks and Weirdos - Rank Maid (Mwah) - The Empress (Double Mwah) - The Duelscar that Taught me to Fish - The Egberts who I'll never admit are more handsome and prettier than I am - The Striders who have it better - The Striders who have it worse - Abominations and Monsters - Horror Terrors - The Administration of Trollbama - Madam Secretary of the Department of Degeneracy - And yes, even some Eridans (At least the ones that stop by) And the most important mention of all - Madam Maplehoof herself
((OOC oh yeah i forgot to do a quick description so ill just knock this out really quick (( game over!timeline dead dave. ive kept him linear with real time so hes thirty. i more or less write dreambubble ghosts under the same general logic as godtiers i guess? aging but kind of staying as young adults. (( i really like writing ghosts and exploring dream bubble metaphysics and worldbuilding and character writing so unforch this isnt gonna be a very spicy account muns name is kanny and my characters dms are open! :peace_sign:
im holding a baby and theyre talkin molly and im like man i remember the days haha the shot zooms into my brain as we get a sepia toned flashback about ye olden days where everyone has exaggerated outfits to show its in the past and they looked different back then
I would be an absolutely terrible housewife. I hate cleaning. I hate cooking. Right now I'm laying here hungry knowing if I want food I have to cook, and if I want to cook I have to wash my dishes, and then I'd have to spend the time actually making the meal and then I'd have more dishes to clean. Dear god. When does it end.
literally so annoyed.
@turntableGuardian (a cup starts to pour itself into existence through a hole in reality. It fills about halfway, followed by an audible "DAMN IT". The sound of something being ground up, the sound of coffee being brewed once more, and the cup finally comes into existence fully after another passing moment.)
ii"m goiin twwo 2tart throwwiin bee2..
what can i say we deliver in the darkest of nights (or the brightest of days if youre some kind of nocturnal weirdo) you can always count on some version of dave giving the chittr feed some serious cpr
one of the Es stands for erudite today
oh yeah this ones good
lets see what kinda shitposts i got in the bank today
this guy actually has a middle name get him
my middle name doesnt even start with an e
opening task manager to scare the programs into behaving again
Anyways if anyone needs me I'll be in the hyperbolic time chamber
I have been told I fly like a supervillain. I do it like... 🧍♂️ instead of ➡️.
ya like u know how wen u talk to dogs if u use a nice voice u can say the most vile thing and they cant tell the difference and still get excited and start wagging their tail ya thats me
yea man its kinda RLY not but jane has her reasons ig :(
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
holy crap. it’s only one more day. one more day and then we’re finally free. #eridanweek
.......youll bring him BACK at least tho? right????
u guys arent gonna like RLY kill him right? #eridanweek
√(I'll be fully convinced the end is nigh, eat One (1) granola bar, and suddenly I'm fine again. Biology is the worst science.)²
I would not be Naked and Afraid. I would be Clothed and Confident.
Egg.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Cute girls making out sloppy style will increase the readership of the fanfic, fancomic, or other fansession you're in and make it that much more likely for your story to actually reach a conclusion! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
growing up is realizing that all those anthills you pissed on was wrong
Someone tried to hand me one of those inventory cards with a jpg of substances on the jog though. What the hell am I supposed to do with this.
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
one of the catchiest mingles of the late 2000s, man! it's imperative that we just never let it be forgotten.
beetle fact #2: you will. return. to the dirt.
Half of this website is depressing and half of it is horny. Never thought I'd see a website so custom made for my personal likes. I, also, now know what a troll bulge looks like, so that curiosity is crossed off the list. #nsfw I guess
GoG I FuckinG LovE SleepinG ForR A WholE DaY StrraighT
:33 < i n33d a big man to come in and lift me :33 < and then use me like a fleshlight..... #nsfw
:33 < god i love big men, bless #bless
fighting impulse to not get a tattoo. like a full sleevwe. because i dont knowv wvhat to get. i already did an impulse body mode a fewv months ago. scarfication is cool, don't look it up if you're squeamish. #gore
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
i look good frum that angle
i didnt get hosipialized but that was shit 0/10 do not try sparkling borscht
yet another key on my carabiner. i love getting access to my friends homes #mykeys
.... im being stared at.
im so honored that The Dave Strider agrees w my music taste im gonna brag 2 all my friends
hmmmm an intriguing prospect.......
some people just go straight for the ears smh