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I would not be Naked and Afraid. I would be Clothed and Confident.
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! Cute girls making out sloppy style will increase the readership of the fanfic, fancomic, or other fansession you're in and make it that much more likely for your story to actually reach a conclusion! #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
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growing up is realizing that all those anthills you pissed on was wrong
Someone tried to hand me one of those inventory cards with a jpg of substances on the jog though. What the hell am I supposed to do with this.
decide my fit should i wear my red gucci suit or my red armani suit or my red louis vutton suit or my red prada suit or this cock ring or my red balenciaga suit or #nsfw
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
one of the catchiest mingles of the late 2000s, man! it's imperative that we just never let it be forgotten.
beetle fact #2: you will. return. to the dirt.
Half of this website is depressing and half of it is horny. Never thought I'd see a website so custom made for my personal likes. I, also, now know what a troll bulge looks like, so that curiosity is crossed off the list. #nsfw I guess
GoG I FuckinG LovE SleepinG ForR A WholE DaY StrraighT
:33 < i n33d a big man to come in and lift me :33 < and then use me like a fleshlight..... #nsfw
fighting impulse to not get a tattoo. like a full sleevwe. because i dont knowv wvhat to get. i already did an impulse body mode a fewv months ago. scarfication is cool, don't look it up if you're squeamish. #gore
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
i look good frum that angle
i didnt get hosipialized but that was shit 0/10 do not try sparkling borscht
yet another key on my carabiner. i love getting access to my friends homes #mykeys
Kissing dick and puss and sucking face #NSFW #yeahthatsright
.... im being stared at.
im so honored that The Dave Strider agrees w my music taste im gonna brag 2 all my friends
yall posting titties and dick on the timeline??? #nsfw
hmmmm an intriguing prospect.......
some people just go straight for the ears smh
rosie cut my bangs all fucked up so its side bangs time iggg