David E. Strider
@turntableGuardian
What happened to me..?
oh im fucked this is a nightmare
okay im giving away my dignity on this one i am actually begging i really dont want this to be a thing someone tell me there are anthro birds out there that dont have cloacas
Oh.
its ok dude as long as you dont need to have sex itll be pretty sick f you did end up wotj one. only having one hole to worry about.
having fun
i dunno man i had to pull a lot of harley favors to get a dick i kinda dont wanna lose it
no
_ If it makes you feel any better, you will still Have your... parts. Simply Hidden away until use. MucH like a bulGe.
_ At least, in tHeory.
but that defeats the purpose of a fuck it im taking the win where i can get it
guys please i need this info like yesterday
is
we can do this all day
im in denial man im gonna end up coming back to it when i wake up
i'm giggling and wagging my tail at this
can't make me
exactly
thank you to the feathery asshole (pun intended) that made me need to ask this but i need some harley expertise here anthros. furries, if you will do the bird ones have cloacas?
i have once again fucked up
we both know the harleys got the dog stuff dude you're getting the bird stuff
harleys know anthro shit though i'm not full bird and i'm not sprite they're all i got to go on
dave use your brain i'm only half bird and i got the shit wtf do you think happens when you're full bird
youre a sprite that doesnt count a feathery fursona could have a dick you dont know
go consult your harley and get back to me i need to know i'm right
oh my god you're so shy dude
bla bla bla
what if i like just actually turned into a crow like just a crow no sprite shit just a little bird hopping along my own little murder of evil doing besties i think that would be great i think my life would improve significantly
black crow by devi mcallion?
fuck the barometric pressure drop
Damn I feel that man.
it's* holy fuck ahahah
What?
"but come on its such a golden opportunity" you used the wrong its
Oh yeah I know, but dude that was like 3 whole days ago, why bother correcting me now?
i was just scrolling this dudes profile and it really jumped out at me i guess. just funny
Ok.
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i would love it if my stomach would tell me why it's cramping like i just ran a marathon on an empty stomach that would be.. great.
well you see the food i did have has now left my stomach and the cramping is preventing me from filling it again
okay some of these were bullshit especially number 6 some of the answers didn't fit the question at all
jesus i'm so fucking tired
she's judging me
She watches.
Why? What has she witnessed that requires her silence? We can teach them to speak through other means. Shall we ask?
oh. oh man today was a great #krillion day i am so good at this
Proud of you. What was your answer on 6?
republic of congo look at all the answers for number 5 is sending me for a loop though some of these are way too well known to get this many points, and some are way too unknown to get so few
I went for the Wachowskis, I was surprised it got down to purple.
yeah that's what i'm talking about- they should have been like rare at best though i guess maybe its because people don't know how to spell their names so avoid it? idk i went lee daniels
horrendous.. at least this game keeps me humble
shitty taco bell solves all my problems
whats your order
2 mini quesadillas, crunchwrap supreme, 3 beefy cravings burritos, and the biggest size of nacho cheese sauce available
solid, solid
staring at the grass and i can see each blade individually jesus fuck why does overstimulation suddenly give me magnifying glasses for eyes
That's the power of overstimulation bro, mine makes me be able to hear everything in a 10 mile radius.
i get that but instead of hearing everything, everything i can already hear just sounds like it's directly in my ears instead of 20 feet away
Jesus, sounds like a new type of torture nexus.
now imagine combining that with the vision thing, and being able to feel the individual crumbs of dirt on the ground like you just ate a granola bar in bed
Fuck, 11th circle of hell unlocked.
It's a miracle you haven't yet, kudos to you bro.
wow i suck at this
means 22% of the players below you are dumbasses #awinisawin
why do i always leave conversations with other striders feeling hungry?? its happened like 5 times now that's not a coincidence
Strider curse.
Lmao.
ITS PART OF THE FUNNY DEAL DAWG...
I KNOW RIGHT??? THIS YOU DUDE!!!
i hate when someone makes an actually funny chitt but it's someone where if i liked the chit it'd be taken weirdly and also i don't like them very much so i gotta just glare at my screen for a few seconds and scroll
first shot. not bad really came in clutch on that last one
you ever think about how there could be an alt from your own timeline on here and you just don't know because we don't have a marvel designation for the universes and also you don't talk to them irl so you just.. would never know? yeah me neither
Its an uncomfortable possibility that some of us engage with. The hypothetical nature of a mirror universe that is just within reach.
sometimes people say things that's just a detail too much that i have to question it. but then i think "hey what if it's just a very similar timeline that doesn't mean they're yours" and i go back to my corner of overdramatic wallowing
Of course. We wouldn't wallow simply because there's the distinct possibility we're accidentally speaking with someone who we may purposefully be avoiding in our actual universe. That could be considered pitiful.