
Dave E. Strider
@transferredGodhood
sup.

why couldnt the pasta get into his house gnocchis

last night i was washing the car with my son he said "dad why dont you just use a sponge"

i want her BUT #vagueposting

dude @softlockedTherapist isthe best fuckin cuddler #definitelysfw #nothinelsehappened

what the FUCK is this timeline right now #dashwatching

this is me if you even care >+o

beer first cereal second #substances

why do i always wake up with one sock on and one sock off

peep it completely decked out in daveswag for the masses to bear witness

check out the swag go lil dude

how do i get that little thing that says go my davelings also all the little things that are dave related i feel like im missin out here im a dave too, dude

man this place aint as fun as they sold it to me bein

dashin across the timeline https://media1.tenor.com/m/MP7TNviGO8YAAAAC/homestuck-dave-strider.gif

so whats the big deal around here is this just great value twitter

sup












