Dave E. Strider
@transferredGodhood
sup.
why couldnt the pasta get into his house gnocchis
last night i was washing the car with my son he said "dad why dont you just use a sponge"
i know were technically the same person but do you need a new dad?
i want her BUT #vagueposting
dude @softlockedTherapist isthe best fuckin cuddler #definitelysfw #nothinelsehappened
Saying nothing else happened makes it sound more suspicious.
what the FUCK is this timeline right now #dashwatching
even with daves i dont hold until ive known you at least six hours here imagine me patting you on the head reassuringly there there my dude stay calm and use the filter options
this is me if you even care >+o
beer first cereal second #substances
why do i always wake up with one sock on and one sock off
THERES ALSO LIL BRO BUT HE SUCKS!!! HES IN CORNER OF SHAME FOR MORE 5 DAYS!!! LIL BRO SENT A INK BOMB TO BEC!!! >:(
peep it completely decked out in daveswag for the masses to bear witness
check out the swag go lil dude
how do i get that little thing that says go my davelings also all the little things that are dave related i feel like im missin out here im a dave too, dude
its like im hearing the voice of a mechanical god do i pay my tithe in the form of bitcoin
is there like more dave related swag i will use my davecoin to acquire all of it
man this place aint as fun as they sold it to me bein
dashin across the timeline https://media1.tenor.com/m/MP7TNviGO8YAAAAC/homestuck-dave-strider.gif
so whats the big deal around here is this just great value twitter
cmon dude. dont be like that tell me what im up against here what horrors await me
cmon you know the rules of time cops you cant spoil stuff or else youll end up your own dad
i can work with that yeah nothing ive not been subject to (see above for tumblr reference) this is just a modern version
Sometimes it's calm, sometimes it's chaos. Don't take anything too seriously. Also it's troll Twitter basically so expect violence and weird fucking shit.
sup
deep fried dough and fruit for breakfast stuff you need to get built food of champions
You've said worse things, or at least my version of you has. It would take a lot to make me fully disregard you fortunately or not.
siri iwssd wearijg gloves and hated ur chit don't mean to cl that im good thanks, you ??