
Dave E. Strider
@transferredGodhood
sup.

what did the traffic light say to the other? dont look im changing

are spoons just uncircumcised forks

a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted a man who runs in front of a car gets tired

if they talk behind your back fart

two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks

does a guy who live in the south of poland consider himself the south pole

what happens when a frogs car breaks down? it gets toad

i went on a date with potassium last night it went k

what do chefs say when theyre surprised oh em ghee

euripides. now get off this topic

that post really made a splash

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ay girl is your atomic number 11 cause youre sodium fine

you cant spell advertisement without semen between the tits #suggestive

need a massage that does this to me https://media1.tenor.com/m/4ZTROgfCRCcAAAAC/crocodile-crocodile-hydraulic-press.gif

whats an alternative name for the periodic table? the atoms family

why did the noble gas cry? because all his friends argon

what kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? TuNa

yeah glizzy

what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved


















