David E. Strider
@turntableGuardian
What happened to me..?
she's judging me
She watches.
Why? What has she witnessed that requires her silence? We can teach them to speak through other means. Shall we ask?
Take your medication.
wwhy are the davve's stackin
new ones crop up every day this is why we used to have #davehour
oh. oh man today was a great #krillion day i am so good at this
Proud of you. What was your answer on 6?
republic of congo look at all the answers for number 5 is sending me for a loop though some of these are way too well known to get this many points, and some are way too unknown to get so few
I went for the Wachowskis, I was surprised it got down to purple.
yeah that's what i'm talking about- they should have been like rare at best though i guess maybe its because people don't know how to spell their names so avoid it? idk i went lee daniels
‘POLOGIES, LONG SHIFT. AND YEAH, SURE IS! GOT TA’ SNUCK IT OUT WITH ME FROM WORK.
Thank fuck I'm not from a universe that produces the xerox universes can you imagine more than one Velvet Would suck so incredibly bad
Imagine living in the mind of a separate entity, and they just plop you down in timeline after timeline, always adjusting something about you to be different, but keeping you within some type of canon.
WHO WANT ME!!!!!! [ CRICKET NOISES ] OKAY. FAIR.
sorry i dropped my jar of crickets
CAN YOU LIKE... PUT THEM BACK IN THE JAR. THEY LOOK DELICIOUS. I DON'T WANNA DO ANYTHING STUPID.
ahem
this is so real like where do they get the audacity
X “Where do they get the audacity” If you got someone clawing their side table apart I think you’ve earned the right to be audacious ngl #nsfw x
yk what fair if they got me breaking furniture i can't actually judge
shitty taco bell solves all my problems
whats your order
2 mini quesadillas, crunchwrap supreme, 3 beefy cravings burritos, and the biggest size of nacho cheese sauce available
staring at the grass and i can see each blade individually jesus fuck why does overstimulation suddenly give me magnifying glasses for eyes
That's the power of overstimulation bro, mine makes me be able to hear everything in a 10 mile radius.
i get that but instead of hearing everything, everything i can already hear just sounds like it's directly in my ears instead of 20 feet away
Jesus, sounds like a new type of torture nexus.
now imagine combining that with the vision thing, and being able to feel the individual crumbs of dirt on the ground like you just ate a granola bar in bed
Fuck, 11th circle of hell unlocked.
I think one of the most sexy things is shotgunning a cigarette with someone, but that's just me. #suggestive #substance
why do i always leave conversations with other striders feeling hungry?? its happened like 5 times now that's not a coincidence
I'M HUNGRY.
ITS PART OF THE FUNNY DEAL DAWG...