David E. Strider
@turntableGuardian
no introductions needed work in publishing someone once told me I needed to be a dad to be a DILF and I took that seriously || Non-Director Alpha Dave ||
Additionally a gent is never all 3: 1. funny 2. handsome 3. able to form healthy attachments without referencing their tumultuous relationship with their guardian and how its damaged their ability to perform in the sack
damn and here i thought i was funny
update: i just woke up which means i am getting even fucking sicker looks like i'm taking the rest of the week off work so i can sleep through it
get well soon strider
thanks random stranger i had to do a double take bc your pfp confused me in this weird delirious sickness state
this is chittr apple talking to you in a fever dream. my fever dream advice. make a sick rap and keep it real, big dawg
The Striders Have Been Behaving Well Recently. They Are Allowed Up To An Hour In The Canoe.
oh shit canoe time that's dope
genuine question for longtime users is it normal for people to treat your posts like a bar. like im chitting about puppets and beneath it theres a whole enemies-to-something arc unfolding in the replies. at this point am i just a venue. i dont even cater. byob to my comments apparently.
yeah pretty normal
It's 5:22 a.m., and Dirk wants to make beatboxing puppy a philosophical dilemma.
They were a few years apart, so it wasn't as nightmarish, but the younger set liked to stand in the doorway or stand on me when I was sleeping.
mine stand at the end of my bed in the dark and already know how to climb on each other to reach shelves
Oh yeah, you're fucked. Hide blunt objects and anything sharp. They'll get creative.
we've already had a sharp object incident and all it was, was one of em running face first into a wall can't imagine what it'll be like when they actually start having intent
From my experience, it's easier to negate any "intent" with playing games to vent out feelings. So if they get fighty, it's at a game and not with a dangerous object. Keep them productive for less danger.
oh i already got that sorted then i actually explain why rules exist and give em plenty to keep their little brains busy huh maybe that's why they haven't had intent yet
That's good! That's probably why after all.
The biggest thing is just letting them know that you are safe to communicate with, that you are listening and care, and that their mistakes are just that. Parenting is hard, but it sounds like you're doing something right.
yeah they know they can talk to me, and that even if i don't explain now i will later thanks
I Need To Know What Everyone Is Having For Breakfast. I Will Not Take A Bite Out Of It. #lie
scrambled eggs and toast while being asked at where a circle ends
I Take A Bite Out Of It. Also, Troll Hayley Williams Mentioned.
sometimes i really wanna block the puppet tag but then i remember i'm trying to prove my psychiatrist wrong
i really do ramble like a motherfucker huh its embarrassing when the boys are cute
the boys probably find it cute just ramble more you'll find out either way
youre so right fuck yeah off i go to never shut the fuck up
aradia told me time is a flat circle but i have no idea what that means :/
means history repeats itself
mmy mouthf is bleedin but atleeest i got mad head. ghhh #nsfwe >deffjnjtely flexin on allyou suckerfs
dude what the fuck??
wh... okay make sure you actually spat it out, and make sure it's lost instead of just chipped or cracked you'll thank me later