

TG
@tourniquetGalvanized
sup. hit my line anytime

-- HERE'S THE AU RUNDOWN... -- just a Dave (even though that isn't his name he doesn't care to specify otherwise) who had his kid Dirk (@testamentTaciturn) at 16 with his now divorced wife. Possibly NPD, questioning asexual, bicurious but fagleaning cis guy. 6'0 and has a nice big house, supported by his many mysterious sources of income: odd jobs and so on. I like to play him close to canon Dave BUT sometimes I let loose and don't brush up on the source material for a while -- working list of my tags 🗃 -- https://chittr.ing/profile/tourniquetGalvanized/hashtag/(xyz) #pics - ((art!)) #tracks - ((songs!)) #pinned


reminds me of jakey #loveyougpaharley

the horrors of sackboy.exe

who up in they crib straight smorking it. and by it. i mean a phat blunt

"You’re such a good little dave." oh he wants me so bad he has it so crazy down bad for me its ridiculous #ironic

j harley i miss you old man

my wife divorced me when i said "bowchickawow wow" in the middle of her strip tease #SMH

better or worse pfp

contemplate this dick yo #bitchescangetit #wordup

who here thinks im allistic

d being cute #pics https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/408273d47126.jpeg

younger d #pics https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/403509088710.jpeg

theyre slutshaming me on here bro #ididnothingwrong #submissivehunksdeserverights

cough anyway cough

sometimes i forget i had him when i was like 16 worlds fucked is it not

anyone else a little dissapointed by their son daily

no dude because last night i had the most terrifying nightmare i had a giant painful shit shaped tumor attached to my hip legitimately what conjurs this shit besides character flaws or commitment issues

#chillaboutit #finewithit #nbd

pacing around idk. idk maybe he isnt that into me yo

ok ill stop. anyway, traffic signs am i right




















