Dumbfuck in Void
@turnaroundGodtech
Knight of Time Not a hero I give up
your name is dave strider. you are 21 years old and work as an time based troubleshooter. you have a passion for godawful rapping and a minor interest in the extraterrestrial. you have no family that you are in contact with and you're generally just floating in the void. #pinnedpost #intro
fuck trying tø stay awake cuz it's the baes birthday tøday but i'm sø fucking tired døn't tell him that thøugh i'm trying tø stay up all day sø i can spend time with him
OH MY FUCKING GOG COME LAY THE FUCK DOWN AND LET’S GET SOME REST. THE PARTY ISN’T TILL TOMORROW. AND BY TOMORROW I MEAN AFTER WE GET SLEEP. I HAVEN’T GOTTEN GOOD REST SINCE YOU RAN OFF ON A MISUNDERSTANDING. SO I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. YOUR HOT ASS, MY NEST. NOW.
yessir nest time heheghr
awh shit it's alsø kankris day tøø isn't it shit happy wriggling day ya møuthy bastard høpe the days trigger free
hi dave :)
hey there harley
I GUESS I SHOULD POST ONE OF THESE TOO.
prøbs ør he'll rant abøut it
youre cool and awesome :)
that's real sweet øf yøu harls sø are yøu
happy wriggling day tø my super fucking awesøme bøyfriend slash matesprit karkat @knightgeneticist i fucking løve yøu bitch im never gønna støp løving yøu bitch
hehe he's cussing at me før putting that vine in his head
...FUCK YOU FOR THE MEME BUT.. THANK YOU. FUCK LETS HOPE JUNE DOESNT END UP TURNING BATTERBITCH ON US.
she hates cake thø we're fine dø we invite gamzee før the party thø
whatever yøu say babe yøu're in charge
karkats picking up øn my daveisms and he's raging abøut it
@knightgeneticist the nøtebøøk is kinda lackluster babe can we watch sømething else next møvie night
... YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK, OR I AM GOING TO BITE THE EVER-LOVING FUCK OUT OF YOU. I'M FINE IF YOU WANTED TO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE BUT DON'T YOU DARE SAY THE NOTEBOOK IS LACKLUSTER. YOUR TASTE IN MOVIES IS ATROCIOUS AND ALMOST AS BAD AS JUNE'S AND JAKE'S COMBINED. BUT AT LEAST JAKE ACTUALLY STICKS TO A GENRE. UGH HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK OF POSTING THIS, FOR THAT MATTER. DO YOU REALLY LOVE GETTING BITTEN EVERY MOMENT OF THE DAY, OR IS THIS SOME WEIRD KINK? ACTUALLY, DON'T ANSWER THAT CAUSE I KNOW THE ANSWER, AND IT IS IN FACT BOTH. YOU JUST LOVE GETTING CHASED AROUND ALL OF EARTH C. WELL GUESS WHAT. I'M NOT DOING IT TODAY. MY BODY STILL HURTS TOO MUCH TO GET UP AND, EVEN IF WE WERE FLYING, I WOULDN'T BECAUSE MY HEAD IS FEELING A BIT WOSY TODAY, SO SUCK IT UP, STRIDER. NOW, IF YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN A BETTER MOOD, GET THAT ASS OVER HERE AND CUDDLE WITH ME, OR BE A BITCH AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
døn't fuckin lie and say jake "sticks tø a genre" that man wøuld watch paint dry øn a tv screen
hehe anyways cuddle train straight cøming yer way babe
hang øn i gøtta ragebait the bae rq
i be up in karkats ear askin will my dick get plurbed if yøu suck me lmaø #nsfw
fucking øw gød fucking damn it hhhh why why why why døesnt gødtier fucking end this gødddd #periødpøsting #vent i'm in fucking pain døn't fucking bøther me
@carcinøgenetwinkist karkaliciøus def: makes the shippers crazy
89FVSHDHUJISDIOUSDHUIOSD THAT WAS YOU? FUCKING ASSHOLE.
duh my username was literally gødtech
I DON'T HAVE YOUR FUCKING HANDLE MEMORIZED?
skill issue
time sure does fly when youre fuckin yknow #davehour https://i.postimg.cc/jjMGbVxp/image.png
Dave's before the hour is out lend me your strength Let's beat the shit out of @triumphantTestificate #davehour https://i.postimg.cc/htgwQ4hH/Screenshot-20260610-175811.png
aw man i liked that one
ult dirk is sø desperate før attentiøn. yøu wanting søme snackies big guy?
some orange slices maybe
lmaø prøbably
I'm taking the Daves to Olive Garden once #DaveHour is over.
EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE
thank you barack trollbama youve always been a g
hell yeah mr trøllbama
1TS 31TH3R 4LL D4V3S OR NO D4V3S TH4T WOULD B3 R34LLY UNF41R OF YOU TO S1NGL3 ON3 OUT 1N TH3 GOOD HOUR OF #D4V3HOUR !!!
The one right below me said he would fuck someone for Olive Garden, so I'm actually all good on that front.
i'd fuck sømeøne før søme ølive garden rn #nsfw
yall hear smth cøuld've swørd søme dumbass was trying tø cløwn the timeline here #davehøur
nah i aint heard shit
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søme ultimate dweeb
nah ur gøød man
oh good i thought all the daves jerking it in unison actually ended the timeline there for a second
jerk away man #nsfw
fløating øn the high øf #davehøur knøwing my ass is prøbably fucking up my alternian phrases sø bad rn
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idk what the fuck i'm løøking at but hell yeah bruh
awh shit #davehøur again hell yeah
rose keeps pestering me about june and karkat for some reason
not... really what i meant
don't stress about it
well.. now i am. if shes stressing you out then i want to get you out of there.
i'm fine.
yeah she's just asking weird questions but rose is like that
you know i will
awh shit bro related angst postponed deltarune in 15 days
If you need a Bro variant to talk to, I have a good one.
i'd rather let your boyfriend live a happy life the curse of knowledge is a shitshow
I promise you, he is well aware. His success did not come without repeated, extensive effort. However, I will not push you.
im striding on it