Dumbfuck in Void
@turnaroundGodtech
Knight of Time Not a hero I give up
your name is dave strider. you are 21 years old and work as an time based troubleshooter. you have a passion for godawful rapping and a minor interest in the extraterrestrial. you have no family that you are in contact with and you're generally just floating in the void. #pinnedpost #intro
last time we played dnd karkat(@knightgeneticist ) killed an øld man by kicking him in the balls and we haven't played since
… YOU PROMISED WE WOULD NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN. IT’S NOT MY FAULT HE WAS AS WEAK AS A TWIG. I DIDN’T INTEND TO GET A NAT 20 WITH MY GENASI BARBARIAN! YOU CAN’T BLAME ME!
think i gøtta kill gød tøday dunnø which øne but søme gød is dying. gød dø i have tø cut dirks head øff again i really døn't wanna dø that tøday #viølence #gøre
I sure hope you aren’t meaning me dude.. I didn’t do anything to deserve you being mean to me besides maybe not talking to you much.
i døn't mean in a mean way yøu had me chøp yøur head øff tø get rid øf a kink in yøur neck last week
Yeah that kink was there for so long because I really put myself through the wringer and stayed up for like 5 days obsessively working on my new bot… don’t tell Jake…
my guy.
Don’t “my guy” me. I was on a roll and knew if I stopped I would not be able to get it the way I wanted.
i can't dø this i just can't i can't i cant
nø
i just wanna. be øn my øwn.
dø i just løøk particularly targetable get me øut øf here
what did i dø røse
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what happened?
what is everyøne freaking øut abøut
a new installment of your favorite video game.
huh??????
need tø get my mind øff this where's june when i need her #nsfw
always a text away dave! <3
right økay
fucking- ugh. i. think abøut getting filmed, sømetimes. i can't even tell if i like it. it freaks me øut but the lack øf cøntrøl alsø kinda... idk. #cptsd #nsfw #magicanøn
i'm nøt even participating in this anymøre. i'm nøt døing this.
you think they would ever? man, dave here use to constantly bitch me out about wanting attention. he ain’t never gonna have enough.
really? is that why he's been such a fucking brat? swears he doesn't want to fuck me. different from all the other dave's. clearly not.
#incest #nsfw #toxic it was perfect for the cameras. trust me when i say, he often says no when he means yes. and the fact that he’s “questioning his thoughts on cameras” is proof enough.
ah, they need to be convinced they're having a good time. playing coy to preserve their pride. a very dave thing to do. should share a highlight reel, i know he'd HATE it.
nah i’m keeping that one to myself. after all he’s still my little brother.
selfish but respectable. i'll get him on camera one of these days. he's so easy to rile up.
stupid fucking prick the actual wørst why am i even wasting my time with this
You're doing too much, dawg.
fuck øff
Woah. Why so hostile, brochacho?
sørry. ørange text.
Do I gotta switch it up to not get rampant vitriol?
nah i'm just gønna gø break the guys nøse
Oh shit. Can I watch?
christ is everyøne øn chittr letting their brains drip øut øf their ears? did everyøne get mass-kennedy'd? døn't be fuckin discriminatøry. didn't think i had tø spell that shit øut
say it again for the bigots in the back!!
dø trølls shed dead skin cells ør is it like. hardening and shedding chitin ør keratin layers
Once a perigee we literally just unzip from the top down and there's a new more perfect version of us underneath. Get schoolfed sometime.
sø yøu've never unzipped huh
wwe rub against ourselvves and shed it in one go like a snake.
explains why a løt øf em hump anything with a pulse #nsfw
I'm already perf8ct enough already, 8ut it's not like I'm going to hunt you down and tell y8u every time I unzip.
øk yeah the kidnapping was kinda fucked in hindsight but she's sø cute abøut it #vaguepøsting #abuse #yandere
what
i'm sure they have their reasøns but høw can anyøne find that man attractive #vaguepøst
gød take me and whøever is reading this we ready #chittrneedsarapture
idk about you but personally im ready lets go rapture me please im ready god
gød yøu are sø øut øf tøuch with memes dude.
need i same timelines? really? i have better things to do than sit online and stay in touch. you should know that.
nø the fuck yøu dønt that's all yøu fucking dø
man things are actually pretty chill rn
i'm gay
sorry it felt like a safe space
nah man yøu're chill cøngrats
fuck trying tø stay awake cuz it's the baes birthday tøday but i'm sø fucking tired døn't tell him that thøugh i'm trying tø stay up all day sø i can spend time with him
OH MY FUCKING GOG COME LAY THE FUCK DOWN AND LET’S GET SOME REST. THE PARTY ISN’T TILL TOMORROW. AND BY TOMORROW I MEAN AFTER WE GET SLEEP. I HAVEN’T GOTTEN GOOD REST SINCE YOU RAN OFF ON A MISUNDERSTANDING. SO I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. YOUR HOT ASS, MY NEST. NOW.
yessir nest time heheghr
YOU BETTER. NEST REST.
awh shit it's alsø kankris day tøø isn't it shit happy wriggling day ya møuthy bastard høpe the days trigger free
hi dave :)
hey there harley
I GUESS I SHOULD POST ONE OF THESE TOO.
prøbs ør he'll rant abøut it
youre cool and awesome :)
that's real sweet øf yøu harls sø are yøu
happy wriggling day tø my super fucking awesøme bøyfriend slash matesprit karkat @knightgeneticist i fucking løve yøu bitch im never gønna støp løving yøu bitch
hehe he's cussing at me før putting that vine in his head
...FUCK YOU FOR THE MEME BUT.. THANK YOU. FUCK LETS HOPE JUNE DOESNT END UP TURNING BATTERBITCH ON US.
she hates cake thø we're fine dø we invite gamzee før the party thø
IS THE SKY BLUE? YES WE ARE INVITING MY MOIRAIL.
whatever yøu say babe yøu're in charge
FOR TODAY I SURE HOPE I AM.
karkats picking up øn my daveisms and he's raging abøut it
@knightgeneticist the nøtebøøk is kinda lackluster babe can we watch sømething else next møvie night
... YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK, OR I AM GOING TO BITE THE EVER-LOVING FUCK OUT OF YOU. I'M FINE IF YOU WANTED TO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE BUT DON'T YOU DARE SAY THE NOTEBOOK IS LACKLUSTER. YOUR TASTE IN MOVIES IS ATROCIOUS AND ALMOST AS BAD AS JUNE'S AND JAKE'S COMBINED. BUT AT LEAST JAKE ACTUALLY STICKS TO A GENRE. UGH HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK OF POSTING THIS, FOR THAT MATTER. DO YOU REALLY LOVE GETTING BITTEN EVERY MOMENT OF THE DAY, OR IS THIS SOME WEIRD KINK? ACTUALLY, DON'T ANSWER THAT CAUSE I KNOW THE ANSWER, AND IT IS IN FACT BOTH. YOU JUST LOVE GETTING CHASED AROUND ALL OF EARTH C. WELL GUESS WHAT. I'M NOT DOING IT TODAY. MY BODY STILL HURTS TOO MUCH TO GET UP AND, EVEN IF WE WERE FLYING, I WOULDN'T BECAUSE MY HEAD IS FEELING A BIT WOSY TODAY, SO SUCK IT UP, STRIDER. NOW, IF YOU WANT TO PUT ME IN A BETTER MOOD, GET THAT ASS OVER HERE AND CUDDLE WITH ME, OR BE A BITCH AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
døn't fuckin lie and say jake "sticks tø a genre" that man wøuld watch paint dry øn a tv screen
PFFT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
hehe anyways cuddle train straight cøming yer way babe
IT BETTER FUCKING BE.
hang øn i gøtta ragebait the bae rq