Dave Strider
@turnaroundGodtech
Knight of Time Not a hero Don't ask how I cope with shit
your name is dave strider. you are 21 years old and work as an time based troubleshooter. you have a passion for godawful rapping and a minor interest in the extraterrestrial. you have no family that you are in contact with and you're generally just floating in the void. #pinnedpost #intro
back when i was a kid my bro sometimes called me a sponge cuz i just absorbed fucking anything i heard or saw. i do it with language, so i've picked up some alternian, but i think dirk is the one who noticed i do it with nicknames and shit too it's just kinda... wild, how the people you know can change little things about you without you noticing.
dude if i spend too long in proximity to anyone i care about even remotely i tend to start talking like them.
so i get it!!! it is really wild, and really cool. :D
I understand the feeling. I personally love it, its as though im receiving a small part of the people I love, and giving them a small part of me in return. ♥︎
matesprit staring down at me while i call him pretty between bites call that shrodingers quadrant
IS IT REALLY FUN TO MAKE FUN OF ME ON CHITTR WHEN I’M LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SHEDDING?
how do you get an egbert off the roof if he's high af time sensitive(lmao) question
man wtf kinda horny beam did dirk blast into rosebot when he built her cuz she's freaky af /pos #liveyourliferose #nsfw
OK SO I FINALLY GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND WITH HELP FROM BOTH OF MY BOYFRIENDS I MADE FLAN. HTTPS://BITESBYBIANCA.COM/WP-CONTENT/UPLOADS/2022/02/BEAR-LECHE-FLAN-COVER-1.JPG
"help from both of us" you tied me to a chair
WELL IT WAS EITHER THAT OR JOHN HAVING A CONNIPTION. PICK YOUR POISON. AND IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN THEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE ANY OF IT! I’LL EAT YOUR PORTION TOO!
DJDIEJRBRO DAVE STRIDER!! WHAT IS IT WITH EVERY VERSION OF YOU FLIRTING WITH ME TODAY! THEN DON’T COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING TIED DOWN. PLUS BOTH JOHN AND I KNOW YOU LIKED IT. #SUGGESTIVE
my love of bondage is irrelevant here karkat also what dave is hitting on you lol
YOU KNOW WHAT? I’LL JUST @ YOU IN THE CONVO INSTEAD OF HAVING THIS CONVERSATION HERE.
C9nfessi9n #7-- @gutsygumsh9e Is A 6addie And I H9pe She Kills Me
WHAT?
me and my 5 matethprits and yes they all thuck my bulge
Lol. Lmao even.
if only you had 10002 raithins then maybe youd be happy and not trying to ragebait me under my own pothts
It's just that not too long ago you literally said you don't post sexual things like that, and here you are. That's not ragebait, that's just being amazed.
kneecapping my boyfriends so they can't stop me from using the kitchen
YOU CAN COOK OR BAKE ALL YOU WANT JUST DON’T MAKE ME EAT IT. ALSO PRETTY SURE JOHN HATES YOU TOUCHING „HIS“ OVEN.
i would if he didn’t nearly burn down the kitchen just yesterday from trying to boil water for noodles.
THAT’S LIKE 20ISH HUMAN YEARS FROM NOW. I DIDN’T TELL HIM HE COULDN’T BUT THAT I DIDN’T WANT TO EAT IT. HE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN IT COMES TO THE GRILL.
yeah, that i do remember... like before he blitzed his kitchen chakra and was still making food a starving trash panda couldn't shove down its ravenous gullet, he was always out there making hotdogs in the summer. 8J still is!! but now he can like, make pasta too.
YEAH HE CAN MAKE REALLY GOOD RIBS TOO. FUCK NOW I’M HUNGRY FOR THEM AND IT’S RAINING OUTSIDE.
fuuuuck me too!!!! how dare you subject my pan to this impotent craving!!!! XP
oh joy more hacking
>>| having .a desire to be pailganged by multiple muscular purplebloods. #nsfw #hornyposting
sometimes a family can be two humans, a troll, and one of the humans crazy sex dungeon he locks the other two in sometimes ♡ #nsfw
DAVE STRIDER STOP AIRING OUT OUR RELATIONSHIP ON SOCIAL MEDIA!
relax karkat! dave is just having fun with chittr. you don’t need to be so uptight or… do i need to help you relax?
ZXOZXOHCOVKJVDUVEUV JOHN SHUT UP!! NOT EVERYONE IN THE KNOWN MULTIVERSE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE!
karkat really. relax. things like this seem to get over looked by the other people on here. your the only one making a big deal out of it.
C9nfessi9n #5-- wh9 P9sted My Nudes 9n Chittr D9t Ing
... may as well do one quick hornypost i guess kinda hot to imagine getting cornered in the shower by a partner, having them slide their hands along my waterslick body, and whisper in my ear what they wanna do to me. taking advantage of the easy access and fucking me against the shower wall, bending me over the edge of the tub, that sort of thing. any of the above?? iunno. maybe messing with the temperature dial sometimes to give a cold shock? temp plays kinda hot. #hornyposting #nsfw don't fuck in the shower yall it's dangerous
DAVE YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU AND JOHN WERE UP TO. I COULD HEAR YOU BOTH IN THE OTHER ROOM FROM DOWN THE HALL.
YOU AND JOHN HAVE BEEN PRESSURING ME INTO MAKING ONE OF THESE STUPID ACCOUNTS. ALSO JOHN PROMISED SOMETHING IF I FINALLY MADE IT SO I DID.
UH NOTHING I’M GOING TO SAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA IS WHAT! YOU COULD JUST COME TO MY ROOM AND ASK ME IN PERSON YOU KNOW.
honestly shocked my kult and kull are so close cuz like i'm a jackass on purpose
how much of the kull score is from hatebot tho. gotta keep dat in mind.
whoa did chottr just break for a sec-
wish karkat had more confidence his singing is great
ugh, all this talk on the tl is putting me in a mood damn. #suggestive
calling someone perfect with my fingers hooked in their mouth #need #nsfw
update the cape is like mostly done lmao
feel like its been too long since i heard a stupid troll sex insult toss some my way i wanna surprise karkat