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SEE I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS HAVE ACCESS TO THE TRANS-TIMELINE FEED. IT BAFFLES THE SHIT OUT OF ME- DOES THIS MEAN THAT VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS ARE REAL AND WE JUST NEVER FOUND THEM?! WHAT KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?! ACTUALLY IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING DAVE SAID ONCE- THAT THE DERSE AGENTS IN THE GAME ARE CHARACTERS FROM AN EARTH WEBCOMIC? DOES THAT MEAN THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE COMIC KNEW OF SBURB? OR ARE THESE GUYS JUST A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT? BUT I THINK THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHO GIVES A SHIT THIS IS ALL INCREDULOUSLY FUCKING STUPID!
I prefer when people don't automatically assume I'm flirting when I insult them, personally. But I guess that's just too much to fucking ask!
Can a man not just fucking insult someone in peace.
... Apparently, insulting someone is a pitchflirt by default now! Great! #notatallvaguepost
Pinning her against the wall with my psiionics was easy. Left her unable to fight back, but she wanted it. I could smell it on her. That sharp arousal in the air. I kissed her so roughly her lip bled. She seemed to like that. Every time I bite into her, her whole body shook. Quietly wanting every mark. A reminder. I collared her. Matching leash. Golden accents. She looks good in it. #nsfw #nsfwe
[photo attachment: kar curled up on a couch like a cat, what a cutie patootie, oh my goodness. dave is sat sort of next-to-him, sort of on-him. he stares blankly at the camera, angling it at kar.] so cute. and then wakes up and starts talking. smh i dont think it is but i figure i should tag #suggestive just in case
I understand the feeling. I personally love it, its as though im receiving a small part of the people I love, and giving them a small part of me in return. ♥︎
so i get it!!! it is really wild, and really cool. :D
dude if i spend too long in proximity to anyone i care about even remotely i tend to start talking like them.
… IM BEING BULLIED BY BOYFRIEND.
What shall I do with this rather uneventful night?
+ha+ looks fvckin amazing.
:33 < mew have /two/ :33 < yeaaaah mew are nyot one to talk meowster strider
ohhh damn this stuff is hitting hard. #substance
oh god don’t remind me. jake still gets worried every time im in the same room as him because of that event. i know it’s just cause he is worried about me and everything but it does make me a bit sad.
hey you got drunk a few days back. it’s my turn to get a chance to relax.
FIDJELFBWND FUCKING BOTH OF YOU!! STOOOOOOOP!!
KREIDEBLEICH IF I WAS WHERE YOU WERE RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE TURNING YOU INTO A CHEW TOY SO FAST. BECAUSE YOU AREN’T I’LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE WITH PUTTING ALL MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON MY DAVE.
i wanna make some babies i wanna get it on
OK SO I FINALLY GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND WITH HELP FROM BOTH OF MY BOYFRIENDS I MADE FLAN. HTTPS://BITESBYBIANCA.COM/WP-CONTENT/UPLOADS/2022/02/BEAR-LECHE-FLAN-COVER-1.JPG
C9nfessi9n #7-- @gutsygumsh9e Is A 6addie And I H9pe She Kills Me
Hopefully you were writing all that down.
... There, there. Don't, er. ... Sorrows. Sorrows, prayers. <:|
OK LOOK I’M SORRY I GOT PISSY. AGAIN… @TURNAROUNDGODTECH
relax karkat! dave is just having fun with chittr. you don’t need to be so uptight or… do i need to help you relax?
NO IT WAS SOMETHING I WOULD FIND MORE INTERESTING.
1 am now at a certa1n purple blood's request. .1.
… FUCK YOU AND EGBERT.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN BOTH OF MY “BOYFRIENDS“ SIT ME DOWN AND FORCE ME TO MAKE A STUPID CHITTR ACCOUNT, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING. YOU GIVE IN AFTER THEY PROMISE SOMETHING IN RETURN IS WHAT. I GUESS IT’S NOT TOO BAD BEING ON HERE BUT STILL DOESN’T MEAN I LIKED BEING PEER PRESSURED.
C9nfessi9n #5-- wh9 P9sted My Nudes 9n Chittr D9t Ing
Update: A little bit of teeth. She's clumsy. But I don't mind. Her throat's warm and she's eager to please. I've got her hands bound by the wrists behind her back with my psiionics. #nsfw
Mn. Might take her to the bathroom stall. Get her on her knees and open that pretty mouth up for me. Wonder how much she can take before her jaw starts to hurt. Think she'd look good with some gold dripping down her chin. And I know she's game. #nsfw
Feeling cute, may delete later. #Suggestive ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f138ebecfcf8.jpg
The wisest words. I think for both of our sakes, I won't be drinking. Hopefully.
D --> Like some goals take keeping the ball rolling- Like D --> New foals born from tumbling and toiling- Like D --> Muscle folds ornate like marble that is due an oiling- Like
so can we keep matching?? :/
oh hi dave!! did you get your pfp from the same person as me?? :O
loud rechitt
Missingno.
The unfortunate curse of having eyes is seeing good asses.
concept: his nook his nook his nook obsessing over it every second of the night loving how flustered he gets when you push his feet up over his head to get between his thighs and worship the way he deserves (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #nsfw, boynook on the tl, nook worship, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
MY ROOMM4T3'S C4T LOV3S M3 SO MUCH SH3'S DROOL1NG OV3R M3 4S 1 SCR1TCH SCR4TCH H3R PR3C1OUS L1L' H34D. >:]
ok so / emergency / i hired a troll / to make an album cover / for strife prodigy / but they got culled / and have all the caegar i can afford to spend / so i'm gonna be kinda selfish / the person who makes / the best album cover / for my next album / with a 7 night deadline / gets a custom badge / it'll be decided on by vote / in the discord / also / no nsfw / please the punk rock album is called strife prodigy / you can submit in this thread / sorry for not clarifying
It Should Be Noted That Earth C Has Abandoned The Old Zodiac And New Trolls Are Given All Kinds Of Signs
really hoping i dont have any worshipers.
i bet its all the slime on the logo
Chittin'. autoCorreCt ruinin' my darn post.
I read some stimulating words about men wanting a woman who powerscales, and what I could only imagine would be my mother’s words echoed in my head as though I tried to bike indoors: “Powerscaling the dishes piling up in the sink against your dish soap reserves. Powerscaling the upstairs shower stream fusion hybrid form body wash against your 11 zenkai boosted 3 fold moons unwashed state. Powerscaling you in base form against a plate of steamed vegetables and greens.” You see the joke is funny, because we didn’t talk often enough and I have little certainty of if she would actually say this.
just g3t b3tt3r hum4n bon3z bro.
INTRO POST https://i.postimg.cc/C538Vx5N/Untitled264-20260427174834.png ANTILI. No hatch name, no real sign. Raised by a pack of lusii in the wild. Discovered that on top of the caste-typical ability of beast control, he can understand their voices and project them through his own mouth and project his through theirs as well. He STRONLY believes lusii are a mistreated and underappreciated and are the lifeblood of Alternia. He considers himself the ambassador between the two species, acting as the vessel for discussion, and aims to create a world where trolls have no say in what happens to lusii at all. This includes, for example: trolls who feed other lusii to their caretakers should find alternative means, lusii should be directed to the wild when a troll is old enough to care for themselves, and all forms of violence against lusii should be banned and punishable by death. He replaces 't' with 'z' and has a sort of hard to discern accent, saying it's the same accent all of the lusii have.
dave i hope when your sober and see this that you don’t get to mad at yourself but also learn to never get drunk again.
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also don’t call me pretty when i’m mad at you.
im so sorry rose! i knew he had his phone in his hand i would have taken it from him.
you better be glad i’m kind enough to not full name you but damn it dave!! the world didn’t need to see that!
,’:0) 28 In #nsfw #bulgep☺sting https://f2.t☺yh☺u.se/file/f2-t☺yh☺u-se/images/87637790_zqz☺pyujfynzq9k.png
ooogh this riddle is killing me.
𖦹k… i𐕣’s pr𖦹bably n𖦹𐕣 as g𖦹𖦹d l𖦹𖦹king… and i𐕣 pr𖦹bably w𖦹n’𐕣 be as p𖦹pular… wha𐕣ever… sigh… I’m 𐕣𖦹𖦹 la𐕣e f𖦹r 𐕣his. #nsfw h𐕣𐕣ps://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/ar𐕣ifac𐕣Resul𐕣_IMG_7451.jpeg
When a dude asks you if you want to hang out, don’t look at him all confused like that. You make a homeboy question shit to much.
yeah i’m not going to give you more fodder for that. i’m coming over.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
i actively crave t)(e worsenin and destruction of anyt)(in wit)(in my orbit. if youre an alco)(olic, ill make ya drink more. if youre an addict, ill enable you to deat)(. i want to enable every worst impulse, every bad idea, every possible maladaptive t)(oug)(tform just to see w)(at it does to you. its like a pressure cooker, endurin and endless. and eit)(er you crumble like coal in my claws as i laug)( seein ya die, or i see a diamond bein born, w)(ic)( is just as beautiful to witness.
TH3 D4T3 W4S PR3TTY 4W3SOM3, 1'M 4ROUND NOW. H1!
... Made burgers for dinner tonight. Tried a new recipe but mine are still better. Also finished making a new puppet and went down to visit the graves before sundown.
:33 < i f33l a little conflicted today my followers! :33 < so i enjoy updating my own personal shipping wall right? :33 < as i enjoy observing if certain relationships sail off on the efurlasting sea of love, or plummet to the depths of rejection! :33 < and yet i will sometimes s33 two people chit on chittr… :33 < and well, my pan starts racing! :33 < on one paw i guess its odd to consider the purrospects of two peoples love when you may not share their realities… :33 < but on the OTHER paw :33 < you know something about love?? it can conquer anything! including different worlds and mewniverses, dang it! :33 < i guess what i am getting at is… :33 < if i get a whiff of romance i may share my thoughts with you all! wouldnt that be fun?? :33 #lovewins #oritlllose #iwillbethejudge
theres a lot of things a hot older man could tell me to do and id listen without questioning #suggestive btw