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fInAlLy lIkE MaKiNg iT OfFiCiAl pAlE BrO HoNk hOnK (o: <>
I FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT TIME TO POST SOME SORT OF UPDATE SINCE I ASKED DAVE TO MARRY ME AND HE SAID YES. I KNOW WHEN JUNE SEES THIS THAT THERE MIGHT BE A BIT OF AN ARGUMENT BUT THAT’S FINE I’LL DEAL WITH IT. ALSO DAVE MADE ME A HORN BAND. IT IS SO WELL MADE TOO.
sAvInG FuCkInG P.O.W'S Is mY FaVoRiTe tHeY ArE AlWaYs sO HaPpY To sEe a mOtHeRfUcKeR, bLoOd aNd aLl yA KnOw. (o:
OH MY FUCKING GOG COME LAY THE FUCK DOWN AND LET’S GET SOME REST. THE PARTY ISN’T TILL TOMORROW. AND BY TOMORROW I MEAN AFTER WE GET SLEEP. I HAVEN’T GOTTEN GOOD REST SINCE YOU RAN OFF ON A MISUNDERSTANDING. SO I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. YOUR HOT ASS, MY NEST. NOW.
FOR TODAY I SURE HOPE I AM.
IS THE SKY BLUE? YES WE ARE INVITING MY MOIRAIL.
...FUCK YOU FOR THE MEME BUT.. THANK YOU. FUCK LETS HOPE JUNE DOESNT END UP TURNING BATTERBITCH ON US.
nOw lIsTeNiNg
a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKe wEnT OuTsIdE. nAh i aIn't bUiLt fOr tHiS ShIt fR. mY BlOoD WaY ToO FuCkInG CoLd fOr 88 MoThErFuCkInG DeGrEeS.
a mOtHeRfUcKeR NeEdS MoRe vIcEs. CaN'T HaVe nO FuCkInG PiEs, CaN'T Be kIlLiN AlL ThE TiMe. ThInK ImMa cAtCh uP On tRoLl oNe pIeCe.
DO DAVES COUNT AS DRUGS? CAN I TAKE A FEW DAVES AND FEEL BETTER?
Dave's before the hour is out lend me your strength Let's beat the shit out of @triumphantTestificate #davehour https://i.postimg.cc/htgwQ4hH/Screenshot-20260610-175811.png
I'm taking the Daves to Olive Garden once #DaveHour is over.
im fucking late davecord in my pinned #davehour badge is for everyone be respectful asking for it and all that
> #daveh0ur g0 my davel1ngs
#DaVeHoUr rEaLlY HiTs dIfFeReNt tHiS TiMe (O:
Worse by the light. (( #rosessketchbook ))
(O: a mOtHeRfUcKeR Is iN A ReAl gOoD FuCkInG MoOd. LiKe gReAt aCtUaLlY. fUcKiNg sTeLlAr eVeN. tHiS PaLe aNd rEd sHiT ReAlLy hItS FoR ReAl.
this year… i lost my dear sweet boyfriend dave…
<<"ooh, one here from someone not anonymous! (no judgement to those who are, just fun knowing!)">> <<"so, @rubyredbarking asks: "what kind of girls do you like?"">> <<"hehe, it's a little bit of a cop out, but i feel like it'd be quicker to list kinds of girls i don't like...">> <<"but seriously, i've joked about having a very clear type, but... my tastes are very eclectic.">> <<"...sorry for the bland answer, miss ruby! you're more than welcome to tease me about it, hehe">> <<"questions in the box!!">>
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ I'm going to spend time with my BEAUTIFUL children. i don't need a DAVE PISSING ME OFF. ( going to remove giddy from my fucking vocabulary. linguistic seppuku. ) ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
INTERESTING. WELL, ALRIGHT THEN. SORRY YOU COULDN'T SAY IT.
hEy mAn, I WaNtEd tO KiSs oN YoU ToO. tHeRe nOw wE'Re fUcKiNg sQuArE. (O:
thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg
ohhokay! i think i’m going to go pick karkat up before he gets any more aggressive and or verbal here.. as much as i love the excitement karkat i am coming to get you and keeping you from embarrassing yourself on chittr.
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
tbh the only scratches im worried about these days are the ones i can make with my talons during sex can i get an ayo #nsfw
i’m just glad to have both of you back under one roof.
two idiot cueballs walk into a room. both of them trip over their own feet trying to prove they were already prepared.
you know what? fuck it! i’m done! i’m done running and hiding. i’m done being afraid of how others are going to see me if i change things. if i wanna wear dresses and skirts or get piercings then i’m going to do it! thank you to my two boyfriends for being there and pushing me to be myself more and more. i needed this. @turnaroundgodtech @knightgeneticist i love you both so much and i’m done letting my fear control me.
good night chittr time to meet with at least fifteen daves in a dreambubble and hand-cut crop circles snip by snip until weve made a giant portrait of that one old guy
we need more daves for #davehour flooding the timeline where is everyone
gotta be more of us i remember there was at least fourteen daves at some point
a collective of daves sounds like literal hell count me in
okay fine ill count nondave entities this time cause it doesnt seem like many are on davecord red reacts for yes pitch for no if majority is no we stick with official chittrcord and ill relay the decision here after its decided
Please make no mistake, I put in the work. That man was going to be mine.
hey so @turnaroundgodtech made a collage of some of the pictures he had of me. he then bullied me to post it here so here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d287db0cf351.jpg //thank you to @turnaroundgodtech who drew my john for me. i did the coloring because i find doing that fun and they have given me the ok to send this here so enjoy! ☺️// #nsfw
WHEN EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE IT FALLS TOGETHER SOMETIMES SMALL THINGS WILL COME IN AND MAKE SAID THING FEEL LIKE IT’S FALLING APART. PAIN IS ONLY TEMPORARY AND THINGS WILL WORK OUT IN THE END AS LONG AS YOU DON’T GIVE UP. #VAGUEPOSTING
mOtHeRfUcKeR YoU DoN'T ThInK I WaNnA PaIl dAvE'S BrAiNs oUt rIgHt nOw? ThAt sHiT WoUlD Be sO FuCkInG EaSy, CoUlD GeT HiM AlL SqUiRmY, dO WhAtEvEr tHe fUcK I WaNtEd tO HiM. bUt i aIn't dOnE ShIt. I DoN'T WaNnA FuCkInG HuRt aNy kArKaT EvEr aGaIn. DoN'T GiVe a fUcK If yOu dOn't bElIeVe iT ... PrObAbLy wOn't bUt wHaTeVeR. #NsFw #SuBsTaNcEs
cHiLl bIg bRo, He's fInE. a mOtHeRfUcKeR WoRrIeS ToO MuCh. I AiN'T LeAvE HiM AlOnE (o:
bRoThEr hE'Ll yElL At mE ToO, sEcReTs mOtHeRfUcKiNg sAfE WiTh mE. (O:
yeah but i feel annoying reaching out :P anyway yeah can you come over?? i need comfort
Mew! Prr!
Prrrr......
you dont make me mad!! i love your company :)
c< its.... eH, its liKe, a perceptiON tHiNg, rigHt? i feel better beiN perceived as a wOMaN, tHaN beiN perceived as a MaN, aNd yeaH, tHeres trOll estrOgeN, iM ON it! estrOllgeN.... cOMedy >c
> 0n 1t b0ss
>> ¡ don't even know how to reડpond, thank you (๑•﹏•) whjwhwkwn
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT MYSELF WRAPPED UP IN THIS OR EVEN LET MY MATESPRITE TALK ME INTO THIS BUT FUCKING FINE. YOU WANT MY STUPID FUCKING OPINIONS, I’LL GIVE THEM TO YOU. SMASH OR PASS HUMANS AND TROLLS EDITION. HUMANS FIRST BECAUSE FUCK YOU: DAVE: SMASH. THIS IS OBVIOUS HE’S ONE OF TWO OF MY MATESPRITES. JOHN/JUNE: SMASH READ ABOVE. JADE: PASS. WE DON’T MESH WELL AND HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BUTT HEADS. (STILL LOVES TO PISS ME OFF.) ROSE: PASS SHE’S NICE BUT NOT MY TASTE. DIRK: BIG FUCKING PASS HE IS COOL AND ALL BUT HAS BEEN KIND OF ACTING OFF AND IT’S WEIRDING ME OUT. JAKE: OK LOOK.. HE’S GOT A NICE ASS BUT PASS. GOOD LOOKS DOESN’T GIVE GOOD RELATIONSHIPS. JANE: PASS. I HAVE MY REASONS THAT I’M NOT GETTING INTO ON HERE. ROXY: SMASH. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND ISN’T A HUGE ASS. TROLLS: ARADIA: PASS. NICE BUT WAY TOO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HER. TAVROS:PASS. STILL CAN’T GET HIS DEAD HEAD JUST LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND OUT OF MY HEAD TO THIS DAY. SOLLUX: SMASH. I WOULD HAVE SMASHED SO FUCKING HARD IN THE PAST TOO HAD HE GOTTEN HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS NOOK FOR 2 MINUTES. NEPETA: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT MOSTLY SMASH. KEEP YOUR MOIRAIL AT HOME THOUGH. KANAYA: PASS. SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. I JUST CAN’T.. TEREZI: SMASH. I’M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS BY NOW. VRISKA: PASS. SHE STILL NEEDS TO DO A LOT OF WORK WITH HERSELF. EQUIUS: PASS. HARD FUCKING PASS. GAMZEE: SMASH. FUCK IF THINGS HAD BEEN DIFFERENT. ERIDAN: DEPENDS ON TIMELINE BUT FOR THE MOST PART PASS. FEFERI: ALSO PASS BUT WITH ALL THE KINDNESS I CAN MUSTER. DAMARA: PASS. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD AND THAT’S A NON STARTER FOR A RELATIONSHIP. RUFIOH: IF IT DIDN’T MEAN HORUSS WAS EVER GOING TO BE AROUND THE. I WOULDN’T MIND SMASHING BUT LET’S BE HONEST THAT’S NOT HAPPENING SO PASS. MITUNA: PASS. I CAN’T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE BE WITH HIM. KANKRI:…. DO I NEED TO SAY? PASS (GET TRIGGERED.) MEULIN: SMASH. PORRIM: PASS. SHE’S LUSUSED ME WAY TOO MUCH TO MAKE ME COMFORTABLE FOR THAT. LATULA: YEAH PASS. ARANEA: ALSO PASS. SHE IS COOL AND ALL AND CONVERSATIONS WITH HER ARE COOL BUT NO. HORUSS: ALSO HARD PASS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS WITH THE ZAHHAKS. KURLOZ:… SMASH. HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAND HIGH BLOOD? CRAZY? YES BUT WOULD BE BEST WAY TO DIE. CRONUS: DEPENDS ON THE TIMELINE BUT SMASH. MEENAH: PASS. AGAIN YOU’RE COOL AND ALL BUT I’M NOT INTERESTED. #NSFW
>> ¡ ડhou1d do my own verડ¡on 1 ♥️ ¡'11 poડt bu1ge, 1 ♦️ ¡'11 poડt aડડ 1mfao ડometh¡ng 1¡ke that. Hahahaha
Smash old rich men. #nsfw
Dave you are a mot)(erglubbing s)(ellf made lyrical genius!
They totally should one smash or pass is clearly the biggest trend on here ever
THAT’S IT I’M GOING TO BITE YOU.
NO. BECAUSE YOUR SKIN IS SO SOFT I COULD CLAW YOU TO PIECES EASILY. I DON’T WANT TO FIND YOU DEAD. AGAIN. GOD OR NOT!
(✿◦’ᴗ˘◦)♡ Smash.
Reply to this post and I will let you know if I would smash or pass. ;p
FOR ANY SHIT POSTERS HERE I JUST WANNA SAY, NO I’M NOT GOING TO FUCKING START JOINING THE SMASH OR PASS STUPID FUCKING TREND THAT DAVE FUCKING COOKED UP. THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID AND GOT WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE TO THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!? I MEAN I GUESS I WAS THE ONE TO GIVE HIM THE CHOCOLATE SO IT IS PARTLY MY FAULT BUT FUCK WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? BE MEAN TO MY MATESPRITE? THAT’S NOT THE KIND OF FUCKING GUY I AM! #FUCKYOU #FUCKME #BADDECISIONS #ANDESPECIALLYFUCKPASTMEFORTHINKINGTHISWASAGOODIDEA
Should I attempt a smash or pass?
:33< mewman smash or pass #nsfw :33< john/june- heavily dependant on if the egg is cracked yet or nyat but ofurall smash :33< dave- of course with all of these theres gonna be exceptions but ofurall pass get mewre head out of mewr ass <-- i can say this i was mixed with this guy fur a while... and a bird :33< rose- smash like supurr hard smash :33< jade- humongous smash espawcially if shes got a knot!!! :33< jane- eeeeh pass shes fine just nyat supurr my sp33d :33< roxy- gog yeah smash huge smash are mew kitten meow? a cat girl who knows what shes about? id be a fool nyat to smash! :33< dirk- hard pass sorry my man meowst of mew rub meow the wrong way and the one that doesnt is married to my ancestor :33< jake- pass by and large s33ms too subby fur meow thats my bag im the dont wear the pants around here!!!
Thank you Dave for this idea #Nsfw Troll smash or pass! @turnaroundGodtech Karkat- pass between arguing with him today or his many past selves I've had enough of karkat for my life kankri- pass, I feel like he's just not my type feel like I'd get a migraine before we start aradia- SMASH I mean uh she's super pretty and nice and also cool and other such features that I will not ramble on about because she's the best option on this list damara- pass not sure about her plus I don't think we'd get along :/ tavros- pass, way to awkward! I'm not gonna mess with that yeesh rufioh- Hmmmm smash he seems nice! sollux- pass feel like we'd argue more than actually doing anything:/ mituna- pass see above yet again nepeta- smash she seems nice! I would be down to try it at the very minimum meulin- smash she seems nice too plus she probably has snacks terezi- pass she's nice and a little bit psychotic but not really my type latula- smash she's cool! Feel like it'd be a fun time gamzee- pass I barely really know him anyways and don't really care to go that far with him anyways kurloz- pass he's a bit to aloof if you ask me equius- smash he's actually pretty attractive despite um everything I'd probably need to be drunk though horuss- pass no amount of alcohol would ever make me feferi- smash! She's super cute and pretty nice meenah- smash, but I'd need to be a little drunk she can be kinda rude :/ eridan- smash he's a bit annoying but it's weirdly endearing??? cronus- pass ew kanaya- pass I feel like it'd be awkward :/ porrim- smash she could put out a cigarette on me and I would thank her vriska- pass she's too mean aranea- smash she info dumps but in a good way;
i also like grease, vwe should vwatch it together sometime.
I WANT TO SAY I HATE EVERY SECOND OF READING ALL OF THIS BUT IN ALL HONESTY SADLY I KNOW ALL OF THIS TO BE WAY TOO TRUE. THIS IS ALSO APPARENTLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE DAVE CHOCOLATE AND A PHONE WITH A FULL BATTERY.
(^･ω･^) < FUCK YEA SMASHING AND NIP, GOOD TASTE!!! I CAN AGR33 WITH MOST OF THESE SHIPS!!! #SUBSANCES
Thank yo+u. Much appreciated.
I take back all I said dave I'm stealing this idea btw
// I'm actively rewatching true blood so yk I gotta pay attention to the horned up vamps #nsfw
// I meant 21 I'm just not paying enough attention to what I'm writing
// I'm debating on aging up my Bro's Dave to 21 so I can make an account for him on here any opinions orrr??
I have and I can put up with most of pretty much all your shenanigans ... This is ironic right Dave please say it's ironic
No the fuck you aint
KUDOS! ❤︎
DOES THIS NEW BADGE. MAKE ME LOOK FAT. SuBMISSIVE. OR BREEDABLE? IF SO. I AM NOT WEARING IT. FOR MORE THAN A FuCKING DAY. BuT MAYBE. SOME OF YOu CAN?
⛧gonna truss you up like a gobblebeast call that shibari. #suggestive #nsfw #violence⛧
cats r peak medias idk if is a strilonde thang buuuut its defo a thing
i think it went over just as well as any other davejoke for me!
idea f0r next big bash https://64.media.tumblr.com/2ffe940a1f4f7996571bc5081f611238/fd3da0fcfe25ded2-e7/s1280x1920/35848887bb105a9d2be92d1a7cb29e89563ec010.jpg #nsfw
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For those wondering: I am a single dad. I also am attracted to any and all genders.
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Having big tits is inconvenient for my back. #nsfw
h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/c08c19dc9a3f.png 1 likes and I will send him CompuUUUuUuUuJU⟡er virus ==⟢
I’M THINKING OF GENRE EXPANDING. MAYBE TO HORROR. GIVE ME SOME ACTUAL GOOD RECOMMENDATIONS, PREFERABLY ONES THAT WILL SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF DAVE.
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-Vending.png SBAHJ in - vending machine
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j3rk off to th1s, los3r. >8P [4rt by m3 | #nsfw | th1s on3z to th4t on3 #j41l3dcro just so h3 knows wh4t h3 c4nt h4v3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/7dcc100bd647.png
D --> There are lots of new badges on here and I both don't know how one acquires them and I am afraid to even find out
((I did not, thanks!))
it wont help you sleep unless you lay in it dave :/
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darn ri6ht it is!
Could be. But it's more fun to let them guess, Dave.
Real and true!
SEE I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS HAVE ACCESS TO THE TRANS-TIMELINE FEED. IT BAFFLES THE SHIT OUT OF ME- DOES THIS MEAN THAT VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS ARE REAL AND WE JUST NEVER FOUND THEM?! WHAT KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?! ACTUALLY IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING DAVE SAID ONCE- THAT THE DERSE AGENTS IN THE GAME ARE CHARACTERS FROM AN EARTH WEBCOMIC? DOES THAT MEAN THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE COMIC KNEW OF SBURB? OR ARE THESE GUYS JUST A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT? BUT I THINK THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHO GIVES A SHIT THIS IS ALL INCREDULOUSLY FUCKING STUPID!
I prefer when people don't automatically assume I'm flirting when I insult them, personally. But I guess that's just too much to fucking ask!
Can a man not just fucking insult someone in peace.
... Apparently, insulting someone is a pitchflirt by default now! Great! #notatallvaguepost
[photo attachment: kar curled up on a couch like a cat, what a cutie patootie, oh my goodness. dave is sat sort of next-to-him, sort of on-him. he stares blankly at the camera, angling it at kar.] so cute. and then wakes up and starts talking. smh i dont think it is but i figure i should tag #suggestive just in case
I understand the feeling. I personally love it, its as though im receiving a small part of the people I love, and giving them a small part of me in return. ♥︎
so i get it!!! it is really wild, and really cool. :D
dude if i spend too long in proximity to anyone i care about even remotely i tend to start talking like them.
… IM BEING BULLIED BY BOYFRIEND.
What shall I do with this rather uneventful night?
+ha+ looks fvckin amazing.
:33 < mew have /two/ :33 < yeaaaah mew are nyot one to talk meowster strider
ohhh damn this stuff is hitting hard. #substance
oh god don’t remind me. jake still gets worried every time im in the same room as him because of that event. i know it’s just cause he is worried about me and everything but it does make me a bit sad.
hey you got drunk a few days back. it’s my turn to get a chance to relax.
FIDJELFBWND FUCKING BOTH OF YOU!! STOOOOOOOP!!
KREIDEBLEICH IF I WAS WHERE YOU WERE RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE TURNING YOU INTO A CHEW TOY SO FAST. BECAUSE YOU AREN’T I’LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE WITH PUTTING ALL MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON MY DAVE.
i wanna make some babies i wanna get it on
OK SO I FINALLY GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND WITH HELP FROM BOTH OF MY BOYFRIENDS I MADE FLAN. HTTPS://BITESBYBIANCA.COM/WP-CONTENT/UPLOADS/2022/02/BEAR-LECHE-FLAN-COVER-1.JPG
C9nfessi9n #7-- @gutsygumsh9e Is A 6addie And I H9pe She Kills Me
Hopefully you were writing all that down.
NO!
... There, there. Don't, er. ... Sorrows. Sorrows, prayers. <:|
OK LOOK I’M SORRY I GOT PISSY. AGAIN… @TURNAROUNDGODTECH
relax karkat! dave is just having fun with chittr. you don’t need to be so uptight or… do i need to help you relax?
NO IT WAS SOMETHING I WOULD FIND MORE INTERESTING.
1 am now at a certa1n purple blood's request. .1.
… FUCK YOU AND EGBERT.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN BOTH OF MY “BOYFRIENDS“ SIT ME DOWN AND FORCE ME TO MAKE A STUPID CHITTR ACCOUNT, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING. YOU GIVE IN AFTER THEY PROMISE SOMETHING IN RETURN IS WHAT. I GUESS IT’S NOT TOO BAD BEING ON HERE BUT STILL DOESN’T MEAN I LIKED BEING PEER PRESSURED.
C9nfessi9n #5-- wh9 P9sted My Nudes 9n Chittr D9t Ing
Feeling cute, may delete later. #Suggestive ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f138ebecfcf8.jpg
Carefully.
His big back cant even fit in bed
The wisest words. I think for both of our sakes, I won't be drinking. Hopefully.
D --> Like some goals take keeping the ball rolling- Like D --> New foals born from tumbling and toiling- Like D --> Muscle folds ornate like marble that is due an oiling- Like
so can we keep matching?? :/
oh hi dave!! did you get your pfp from the same person as me?? :O
loud rechitt
Missingno.
#pissingno
The unfortunate curse of having eyes is seeing good asses.
You're " Spitting ".
>> God that'ડ ડo fuck¡ng rea1
concept: his nook his nook his nook obsessing over it every second of the night loving how flustered he gets when you push his feet up over his head to get between his thighs and worship the way he deserves (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, no quads mentioned, #nsfw, boynook on the tl, nook worship, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
MY ROOMM4T3'S C4T LOV3S M3 SO MUCH SH3'S DROOL1NG OV3R M3 4S 1 SCR1TCH SCR4TCH H3R PR3C1OUS L1L' H34D. >:]
ok so / emergency / i hired a troll / to make an album cover / for strife prodigy / but they got culled / and have all the caegar i can afford to spend / so i'm gonna be kinda selfish / the person who makes / the best album cover / for my next album / with a 7 night deadline / gets a custom badge / it'll be decided on by vote / in the discord / also / no nsfw / please the punk rock album is called strife prodigy / you can submit in this thread / sorry for not clarifying setting up voting / good luck everyone
It Should Be Noted That Earth C Has Abandoned The Old Zodiac And New Trolls Are Given All Kinds Of Signs
really hoping i dont have any worshipers.
i bet its all the slime on the logo
Chittin'. autoCorreCt ruinin' my darn post.
I read some stimulating words about men wanting a woman who powerscales, and what I could only imagine would be my mother’s words echoed in my head as though I tried to bike indoors: “Powerscaling the dishes piling up in the sink against your dish soap reserves. Powerscaling the upstairs shower stream fusion hybrid form body wash against your 11 zenkai boosted 3 fold moons unwashed state. Powerscaling you in base form against a plate of steamed vegetables and greens.” You see the joke is funny, because we didn’t talk often enough and I have little certainty of if she would actually say this.
just g3t b3tt3r hum4n bon3z bro.
dave i hope when your sober and see this that you don’t get to mad at yourself but also learn to never get drunk again.
new icon!
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also don’t call me pretty when i’m mad at you.
im so sorry rose! i knew he had his phone in his hand i would have taken it from him.
you better be glad i’m kind enough to not full name you but damn it dave!! the world didn’t need to see that!
,’:0) 28 In #nsfw #bulgep☺sting https://f2.t☺yh☺u.se/file/f2-t☺yh☺u-se/images/87637790_zqz☺pyujfynzq9k.png
ooogh this riddle is killing me.
When a dude asks you if you want to hang out, don’t look at him all confused like that. You make a homeboy question shit to much.
yeah i’m not going to give you more fodder for that. i’m coming over.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbf6b48e3c13d69c91b7eec1739235fc/4ce19861d8a576b9-4e/s1280x1920/a22e9a55a246314923a6f0ba1e1d5473c4855082.png Picture of me, taken by my daughter, seeing the best transformers character for the first time with @jadeyHarls watching this No I will not be taking questions
oh no. dave. dave no!
i actively crave t)(e worsenin and destruction of anyt)(in wit)(in my orbit. if youre an alco)(olic, ill make ya drink more. if youre an addict, ill enable you to deat)(. i want to enable every worst impulse, every bad idea, every possible maladaptive t)(oug)(tform just to see w)(at it does to you. its like a pressure cooker, endurin and endless. and eit)(er you crumble like coal in my claws as i laug)( seein ya die, or i see a diamond bein born, w)(ic)( is just as beautiful to witness.
TH3 D4T3 W4S PR3TTY 4W3SOM3, 1'M 4ROUND NOW. H1!
... Made burgers for dinner tonight. Tried a new recipe but mine are still better. Also finished making a new puppet and went down to visit the graves before sundown.
:33 < i f33l a little conflicted today my followers! :33 < so i enjoy updating my own personal shipping wall right? :33 < as i enjoy observing if certain relationships sail off on the efurlasting sea of love, or plummet to the depths of rejection! :33 < and yet i will sometimes s33 two people chit on chittr… :33 < and well, my pan starts racing! :33 < on one paw i guess its odd to consider the purrospects of two peoples love when you may not share their realities… :33 < but on the OTHER paw :33 < you know something about love?? it can conquer anything! including different worlds and mewniverses, dang it! :33 < i guess what i am getting at is… :33 < if i get a whiff of romance i may share my thoughts with you all! wouldnt that be fun?? :33 #lovewins #oritlllose #iwillbethejudge
theres a lot of things a hot older man could tell me to do and id listen without questioning #suggestive btw