Karkat Vantas

3 days ago

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SO UNDER A FRIEND’S REQUEST I’VE BEEN READING A “MANGA” BECAUSE SAID FRIEND WANTED TO TALK A BUNCH ABOUT IT AND FELT NO ONE WANTED TO. SO HERE I AM READING THIS THING AND… ACTUALLY IT’S REALLY GOOD? AND I KINDA LIKE IT? THE DRAWINGS ARE REALLY BRIGHT AND STUNNING WHILE ALSO GIVING OFF THIS SLIGHT UNEASE THAT YOU DON’T FULLY KNOW WHY YOU’RE FEELING IT TILL YOU’RE LIKE 50 BOOKS IN. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? AND IT’S NOT LIKE A ROMCOM OR ANYTHING BUT LIKE I ACTUALLY THINK I GENUINELY LIKE THIS. THIS HAS AT LEAST BEEN GIVING ME SOMETHING TO DO WHILE I’VE BEEN WATCHING MY EGG.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

3 days ago

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OH I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED IT’S “WITCH HAT ATELIER”

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I SHOULD GET UP, BUT THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS MAKING ME SUPER FUCKING TIRED. I JUST WANNA GO BACK TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEP. BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE AROUND MY TWO RELATIONSHIPS. I JUST REALLY WISH THAT DAVE AND JUNE WOULD COME OVER TO WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW AND CUDDLE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. ALSO FOR THOSE WHO WANT IT, EGG UPDATE: IT’S COLD IN SOME SPOTS AND HOT IN OTHERS. THIS IS NORMAL BECAUSE OF HIS BLOOD COLOR BUT IT IT DOES MAKE ME WANT TO CUDDLE IT MORE. #EGGUPDATES.

#eggupdates

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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WHY IS THE IDEA THAT I LIVE 400 ISH YEARS PAST THE EVENTS OF THE GAME HARD TO BELIEVE? THESE ARE NUMBERS I GET FROM OUR “GOD OF TIME” HIMSELF.

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

4 scøre and søme bullshit agø karkat was like 5 '1 and then pøst game he shøt up like a fuckinh invasive species

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SO HELP ME DAVE I WILL BITE YOU SO HARD EVEN THAT STOIC FACE OF YOURS WILL SHOW EMOTION. I’M NOT AN INVASIVE SPECIES WHEN BE BOTH SHARE THIS PLANET. I STILL WISH THE TWO GROUPS WOULD GET ALONG ALREADY.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

i knøw babe yøu're the best ever and i wørship the grøund yøu walk øn yøu knøw this

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I KNOW. THAT WAS ME TRYING TO PLAY WITH YOU DAVE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Ruby || Who Fucking Cares

JUNE WON’T STOP TELLING ME TO SEND THIS SO HERE I AM. IN 6’2 WITHOUT MY HORNS THAT ADD LIKE AN INCH. AND BY DAVE’S DEFINITION I’M BUILT LIKE A BRICK HOUSE.

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

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@rubyredBarking[RB]

Big ass mother fucker

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Ruby || Who Fucking Cares

IS THAT REALLY THAT TALL? I MEAN FROM WHAT I’VE SEEN MOST OF US TROLLS END UP WAY TALLER.

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@rubyredBarking[RB]

If you're still growing, at this rate, you're gonna end up massive

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WELL I DEFINITELY WILL BE TALL TO HUMAN STANDARDS BUT I’LL PROBABLY NEVER MAKE GRAND HIGH BLOOD HEIGHT. THAT I CAN BE GLAD ABOUT.

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RELATIONSHIP STATUS UPDATE: ❤️: @/GHOSTLYBIOLOGY & @/TURNAROUNDGODTECH (ENGAGED 06/17) ♦️: UNFILLED. ♠️: UNFILLED. ♣️: UNFILLED.

Kult: +19

Kull: +2

Total: 21

Ratio: 9.50

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THIS IS A REMINDER FOR ANY AND EVERYONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME. NEVER EVER LET ME DRINK ALCOHOL OR HAVE WEED. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF. JUST DON’T. I DON’T NEED A PART TWO OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. #SUBSTANCE

#substance

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SINCE DAVE WANTS TO BE AN ASS AND TALK ABOUT MY TERRIBLE SITUATION AT THE DND TABLE, LET ME STATE THAT DAVE STRIDER @TURNAROUNDGODTECH PLAYED A BARD A WHILE BACK AND TRIED TO SEDUCE A FULL FLEDGED DRAGON AND ROLLED A NAT 1 AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP FALLING ON HIS SWORD IN FRONT OF SAID DRAGON GETTING IT TO LAUGH AT HIM INSTEAD AS WE HAD TO LEAVE THE DUNGEON TO REVIVE HIM. WHICH FAILED. HE HAD TO WRITE A NEW CHARACTER THAT NIGHT.

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Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

i have nø regrets

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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WE BOTH KNOW THAT’S A LIE..

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I’M GOING TO GO FUCKING CRAZY!! #VAGUEPOSTING

#vagueposting

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#egg #lifeupdates #pregnacy

A LOT HAS CHANGED IN MY LIFE IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. BETWEEN LEARNING TO HANDLE MY NEW ABILITIES THANKS TO JUNE USING HER POWERS TO GIVE ME MY GODTIER, TO GETTING PREGNANT, AND AS OF LAST NIGHT, LAYING SAID EGG, THINGS HAVE BEEN… FOR LACK OF BETTER WORDS, CRAZY. ALSO FOR THOSE WHO HAD MY PALMHUSK NUMBER CONTACT ME IN DMS… I HAD TO GET A NEW ONE BECAUSE I BROKE IT DURING ONE OF MY CONTRACTIONS FROM SQUEEZING IT TO HARD. I’M FINE, GAMZEE CLEANED MY HAND OUT AFTER EVERYTHING SETTLED DOWN, AND DAVE BANDAGED IT WHILE IT HEALED, WHICH DIDN’T TAKE LONG. THE EGG IS FINE TOO. NOW IT’S THE ISSUE OF FINDING A GOOD NAME FOR THEM AND FIGURING OUT HOW TO BE A GOOD LUSUS. ANYWAYS THIS WAS STUPID BUT I FELT IT WAS NEEDED I GUESS. #LIFEUPDATES #PREGNACY #EGG # NEWPALMHUSKWHOSTHIS

Kult: +400

Kull: +390

Total: 790

Ratio: 1.03

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Gamzee Makara

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

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i dId lIkE YoU ToO Or sTiLl dO? i dUnNo yOu mAkE It hArD To fIgUrE OuT? tHoUgHt i wAs bEiNg fUcKiN ClEaR? tHeN BaCkEd tHe fUcK OfF WhEn i fOuNd oUt tHe lIkE SeT YoU HaD. dIdN'T NeEd nO MoRe fOlKs iN YeR ReD.

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YOU’RE NOT STICKING YOUR NOSE INTO MY BUSINESS. SIT. YOUR. ASS. DOWN. JUST BECAUSE IT WAS OUT OF NO WHERE AND A LITTLE WEIRD DOESN’T MEAN HE DISLIKES YOU. HE MIGHT JUST FEEL A DIFFERENT KIND OF ATTRACTION TO YOU. I DON’T REALLY FULLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN YOU TWOS CONVERSATION BUT I KNOW BOTH OF YOU LIKE EACHOTHER A FUCKING LOT AND BOTH OF YOU KEEP TELLING ME BUT NOT LETTING ME HELP! SO EITHER WE DO THIS HERE, GROUP TEXT, OR SO HELP ME IN FINDING BOTH OF YOU, FORCING YOU TWO IN A ROOM WITH ME, AND MAKING YOU TWO TALK! SO BOTH OF YOU PICK YOUR POISON.

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

bye haha can't dø this rn

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DAVE PLEASE.

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HUMAN RELATIONS ARE COMPLEX. I GET IT. BUT THEIR HATE AND OUR HATE ARE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS. OURS IS OUT OF A SEXUAL FRUSTRATION AND WANTING TO SEE THE OTHER BE BETTER TO THE POINT OF WANTING THEM DEAD WHEN THEY ARE BEING STUPID. IT’S MESSY AND PROBLEMATIC WITH A LOT OF TOUGH WORDS THE OTHER NEVER WANTS TO HEAR. THE HUMAN HATE IS THAT OF ONLY WANTING THE OTHER PERSON TO SUFFER. THEY DON’T WANT THE OTHER TO GET BETTER. IN FACT THEY WANT THEM TO GET WORSE AND IN THE WORSE KIND THEY WANT THEM TO DIE PAINFULLY.

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

sEe mAn, It aIn't fUcKiN Me )O: iT'S FiNe mAn, ReAlLy. I GoT A DaVe. YeRs dOn't wAnT Me.

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BUT HE DOES!! I KNOW HE DOES!!!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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HE FICKING TALKS ABOUT YOU LIKE YOUR THIS AMAZING GUY THAT HE CANT TOUCH BECAUSE HES “NOT GOOD ENOUGH”?!!38:):&/&3?;&:&2

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

m fEeLiNg tHe tRoLl kInDa hAtE Rn mAn. He's pIsSiNg mE ThE FuCk oFf aNd i'm oVeR It. He dOn't wAnNa bE ReD Or bLaCk. My qUaDs aRe a mEsS DuDe. I TrY To bE FuCkInG MaTuRe, MeEt fOlKs wHeRe tHeY At aNd iT'S NeVeR EnOuGh. QuAdS JuSt aIn't fOr mE, iT'S FiNe bRoThEr, SeRiOuSlY.

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WHICH IS FINE, AND I UNDERSTAND. RIGHT NOW I WANT TO STRANGLE BOTH OF YOU WITH DAVE’S SHOE LACES. AND I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO BE MATURE RIGHT NOW. I’M ASKING YOU TO JUST BELIEVE ME ON THIS. CAUSE RIGHT NOW ALL IT FEELS LIKE YOU’RE DOING IS READING MY WORDS AND MAKING EVERY EXCUSE UNDER THE SUN TO PUT YOURSELF DOWN AND LIKE OTHERS CAN’T LOVE YOU OR CARE FOR YOU. HE’S NOT JUST SOMEONE TO YOU GAM. AND I KNOW THAT. HE FEELS THE SAME HE’S JUST BEING HARD TO UNDERSTAND RIGHT NOW… I’M SORRY… I’M SORRY I JUST FEW OFF THE HANDLE LIKE THAT. I JUST HATE THE TWO OF YOU ACTING LIKE THIS WHEN I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL HOW YOU BOTH FEEL.

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DAVE FUCKING STRIDER WHERE DID YOU GO NOW? I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU AND CANT FIND YOU AT THE HIVE. @TURNAROUNDGODTECH

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Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

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go my davelings.

i just went tø grab søme snacks babe we ran øut øf the healthier shit and ypu said i shøuld eat møre then just døritøs

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WELL WE SHOULD. ONLY EATING DORITOS AND OREOS ISNT ENOUGH TO BE PROPERLY FILLING.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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go my davelings.

yeah sø i'm getting the stuff før greek salad i prømise i wøn't eat the feta with a spøøn

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... GET SOME FOR CAESAR AS WELL?

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go my davelings.

yøu gøt it babe

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THANKS. <3

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OK SO IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE I'VE BEEN ON HERE. IVE BEEN DEALING WITH SOME STUFF BUT IM FINALLY BACK. WHO WANTS TO CATCH ME UP ON WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK HAS BEEN HAPPENING?

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

💥EMBER💥

@undyingDescendent[UD]

I THINK THERE WAS A MASSIVE HEATWAVE OR SOMETHING IUNNO IVE BEEN AT THE GYM I HAVENT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION. —EMBER💥

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B̷̢͙̞̱̣̖͔͖̖͉̩̥̫̉̈́̈̏̋͐̓̑̂̃̾̓̏̿͜͝͝͝laize

I MEAN I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT PART. ITS BEEN SO HOT HERE I HAVE BEEN HAVING TO USE 6 FANS TO KEEP COOL AT NIGHT TO SLEEP. BUT THANKS FOR THE UPDATE?