Karkat Vantas
@knightGeneticist
I WAS HELD AGAINST MY WILL TO MAKE THIS STUID FUCKING ACCOUNT SO SUCK IT UP. I GUESS I LIKE WATCHING ROMCOMS AND LISTENING TO DAVES BEATS.
SO UNDER A FRIEND’S REQUEST I’VE BEEN READING A “MANGA” BECAUSE SAID FRIEND WANTED TO TALK A BUNCH ABOUT IT AND FELT NO ONE WANTED TO. SO HERE I AM READING THIS THING AND… ACTUALLY IT’S REALLY GOOD? AND I KINDA LIKE IT? THE DRAWINGS ARE REALLY BRIGHT AND STUNNING WHILE ALSO GIVING OFF THIS SLIGHT UNEASE THAT YOU DON’T FULLY KNOW WHY YOU’RE FEELING IT TILL YOU’RE LIKE 50 BOOKS IN. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? AND IT’S NOT LIKE A ROMCOM OR ANYTHING BUT LIKE I ACTUALLY THINK I GENUINELY LIKE THIS. THIS HAS AT LEAST BEEN GIVING ME SOMETHING TO DO WHILE I’VE BEEN WATCHING MY EGG.
OH I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED IT’S “WITCH HAT ATELIER”
I should make pasta for dinner tonight, but last time I promised Germany I'd add sausage and you can't substitute an Italian meatball with a German sausage.... what to do.....☆
IS HE GOING TO EAT IT WITH YOU? IF NOT WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT?
THEN DON’T BREAK YOUR PROMISE? LIKE YOU GAVE YOUR FUCKING WORD TO DO THIS ARE YOU GOING TO BE A FUCKING LIAR?
I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. I HAVE A FIANCE. AND I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK HIM EVERY NIGHT IF WE DIDN’T HAVE TO DO OTHER THINGS OR I FELT IT WAS COMPLETELY UN HEALTHY TO DO THAT 24/7. #NSFW
I don't feel emotions like cringe or shame, so I'm not sorry to be causing you psychic damage!!☆
GET YOUR LITTLE TWINK ASS OFF OF HERE! WE ALL KNOW YOU FEEL SHAME AND IF YOU KEEP CAUSING ME PSYCHIC DAMAGE, IMMA FIND YOU AND REMIND YOU OF EVERY TERRIBLE THING THAT’S HAPPENED. SO HELP ME. ((BEFORE I GET MYSELF IN TROUBLE HERE, I KNOW THE ACCOUNT HOLDER AND I FIND THIS HILARIOUS.))
COME AT ME!! BET! I WILL REMIND YOU OF “HIM”.
If someone is mean to you, don't break their heart, they only have one! Surrender, earn their trust, and fuck their parents instead! They wont even know till its too late! #nsfw☆
NO. STOP. I WILL GET YOUR BROTHER SO HELP ME.
WHY IS THE IDEA THAT I LIVE 400 ISH YEARS PAST THE EVENTS OF THE GAME HARD TO BELIEVE? THESE ARE NUMBERS I GET FROM OUR “GOD OF TIME” HIMSELF.
4 scøre and søme bullshit agø karkat was like 5 '1 and then pøst game he shøt up like a fuckinh invasive species
SO HELP ME DAVE I WILL BITE YOU SO HARD EVEN THAT STOIC FACE OF YOURS WILL SHOW EMOTION. I’M NOT AN INVASIVE SPECIES WHEN BE BOTH SHARE THIS PLANET. I STILL WISH THE TWO GROUPS WOULD GET ALONG ALREADY.
i knøw babe yøu're the best ever and i wørship the grøund yøu walk øn yøu knøw this
I KNOW. THAT WAS ME TRYING TO PLAY WITH YOU DAVE.
oh ok!! im 6'5" :)
OH SO YOU’RE ONLY A FEW YEARS AFTER THE GAME HUH? IT’S OK. ALL THREE OF US ARE GOD TEIRED SO AS LONG AS NOTHING TOO BAD HAPPENS WE WILL BE AROUND FOR MUCH LONGER. AND SAME WILL GO FOR YOU.
youre not??
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT? .. OH GOD TEIRED? YEAH I AM. JUNE WENT AND DECIDED FOR ME THAT SHE DIDN’T WANT A CHANCE OF ME DYING TO SOMETHING RANDOM AND NEVER COMING BACK SO SHE RETCONNED ME INTO HAVING MY KNIGHT OF BLOOD STATUS. I’VE SLOWLY BEEN LEARNING HOW TO USE IT AND NOW HAVE A DECENT IDEA OF HOW IT WORKS BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN I’M CONFIDENT WITH IT YET.
OR IS IT THAT YOUR SHOCKED THAT WE ARE 400 YEARS AFTER THE GAME?
both really :/ me and roxy have been trying to alchemize quest beds for all our non god tier friends but its been.... hard :p
… WHY NOT ASK YOUR JUNE/JOHN, TO RETCON THEM IN? OR RETCON THOSE WHO NEVER MADE IT INTO GOD HOOD LIKE MYSELF? THEY SHOULD BE CAPABLE OF DOING SO AS LONG IT’S THEIR TIMELINE RIGHT? AT LEAST THAT’S MY JUNES IDEA OF HOW IT WORKS.
it could have unforseen consciences to just retcon whatever.... :/
TRUE BUT THAT’S WHY YOU WORK WITH YOUR DAVE ABOUT RIGHT TIMINGS AND BALANCING OUT THE TIMELINE AFTER. JUST THOUGHTS. UM OTHER THAN THAT THEY COULD SPACE OUT HOW OFTEN IT’S USED TO LESSEN UNDESIRABLE EFFECTS. ALSO FOR THE BEDS… HAVE YOU TRIED ADDING THE ECTO MACHINE TO THE CODING? BECAUSE BY ALL CONSIDERATIONS THE ECTO MACHINE IS WHAT MADE OUR BODIES TO GO BACK IN TIME RIGHT? SO IT WOULD HAVE SOME SORT OF ATTACHMENT TO DNA. OK I’M MAKING THIS SOUND COMPLICATED.. ECTO MACHINE + SLAB OF ROCK + ECTO SLIME OF SPECIFIC BEING + WIZARD STAFF = GODTIER BED.
ill try it!!
I’LL GO TO OUR ALCHEMETER AND TRY A FEW THINGS AS WELL. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU FIGURE OUT AND IF I GFIGURE IT OUT I’LL SEND YOU THE INFO.
JUNE WON’T STOP TELLING ME TO SEND THIS SO HERE I AM. IN 6’2 WITHOUT MY HORNS THAT ADD LIKE AN INCH. AND BY DAVE’S DEFINITION I’M BUILT LIKE A BRICK HOUSE.
Big ass mother fucker
IS THAT REALLY THAT TALL? I MEAN FROM WHAT I’VE SEEN MOST OF US TROLLS END UP WAY TALLER.
If you're still growing, at this rate, you're gonna end up massive
WELL I DEFINITELY WILL BE TALL TO HUMAN STANDARDS BUT I’LL PROBABLY NEVER MAKE GRAND HIGH BLOOD HEIGHT. THAT I CAN BE GLAD ABOUT.