Karkat Vantas
@knightGeneticist
I WAS HELD AGAINST MY WILL TO MAKE THIS STUID FUCKING ACCOUNT SO SUCK IT UP. I GUESS I LIKE WATCHING ROMCOMS AND LISTENING TO DAVES BEATS.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS UPDATE: ❤️: @GHOSTLYBIOLOGY & @TURNAROUNDGODTECH (ENGAGED 06/17) ♦️: @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG ♠️: UNFILLED. ♣️: UNFILLED.
nAh mAn, I DoN'T FiGhT (o: DiRk's ..... uUuH I WaS GoNnA SaY LeVeL HeAd oR WhAtEvEr bUt tHaT'S A LiE. bOtH ThEm mOtHeRfUcKeRs pAsSiOnAtE. tHaT NiCe? YeAh .... YeEeEeAh. BuT He cOmPeLs a mOtHeRfUcKeR WiTh tHe lIkE PaN WoRmS He's gOt, Ya kNoW?
CLOSE ENOUGH. REALLY GAM..? THE PAN WORMS WHAT GOT YOU? RIIIGHT. AND I’M THE EMPRESS. .. SORRY THAT CAME OFF MEAN. I SUPPORT YOUR ENDEAVORS TO FINDING ERIDAN AND HOPE HE DOESN’T PULL SOME JACKASS THING LIKE CERTAIN ERIDANS I KNOW.
hE MaKeS Me lAuGh mAn (O: i lIkE ThAt a lOt, ThE WoRmS Be wHiSpErInG To hIm. NaH It dIdN'T HoNk hOnK. wHaT KiNdA JaCkAsS ThInG YoU ReFeRrInG ToO? hE'S PuLlEd a lOtTa sHiT. aNd lIkE JuSt bEtWeEn yOu n mE PaLeBrO, tHiS ErI WaS FeElInG A LiL ToO UnToUcHaBlE So tHe hIvE ViSiT To rEmInD HiM He aIn't (O: bOuT SeNdInG A MeSsAgE, tRuSt.
ANYTHING. THE CULLING, THE NOT LISTENING TO PEOPLE,ETC. AND I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING NOW. JUST MAKE SURE YOU FIND A WAY OUT.
fAiR, rEaL FaIr. PrOmIsE I'Ll bE SoRtA CaReFuL, bEeN HeRe lIkE AlL DaY WiTh nO IsSuE. yEaH MaN (o: ThE DuMb cLoWn sHiT AiN'T ReAlLy mE, rAiL CaN'T Be fAlLiN FoR My gAmE ToO! i'lL MaKe oNe iF I CaN'T LiKe fInD OnE (o:
I KNOW YOU’RE NOT DUMB. BUT I ALSO KNOW YOUR ATTENTION TO DETAIL CAN BE OFF SOMETIMES. AND IF YOU’VE BEEN THERE ALL DAY I’M BETTING YOU’RE GETTING TIRED. I’M MORE SO SAYING KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON EVERYTHING AND DON’T LET YOUR GAURD DOWN. <> DON’T WANT HIM SNEAKING UP ON YOU FROM BEHIND OR SOMETHING.
cAuSe nOt tHaT MaNy tHiNgS CaN HuRt mE Fr mAn (O: mM LiL BiT YeAh, hE'S GoT 40 sLaBrOoMs oR SoMeThIn, I CaN CrAsH In oNe. I WiLl lIkE KeEp iT Up fOr yOu yOu pAlEbRo <>
YOU BETTER. YOU KNOW I JUST WANT YOU SAFE. YOU’RE MY MOIRAIL AND I GIVE A SHIT. ALSO DID YOU EAT TODAY? I MEAN REAL FOOD NOT JUST LIKE A NUTRITION BAR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
hOnK HoNk (O: i'm yEr mOiRaIl hOnKhOnK (o: yEaH, dOiNg tHaT NoW WaS A FuCkInG LiGhTmArE FiNdInG ThE FuCkInG FoOd bLoCk. StUfFiNg mY NuTrI HoLe nOw!
FUCKING GOOD. AND I KNOW YOU ARE. NOW ALL OF CHITTER KNOWS TOO.
IM ONLY GOING TOO SAY THIS ONCE AS I HAVE A WRIGGLING DAY PARTY TO GET READY FOR. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL OTHER FUCKERS WHO HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH ME. I HOPE YOUR SLEEP CYCLE DOESNT SUCK, YOU FIND AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPINESS IN THIS DAY, AND THAT YOU... ACTUALLY GET NOTICED FOR HOW GOOD OF A BEING YOU ARE. THATS IT. THATS ALL IM SAYING ON THIS STUPID MATTER.
happy wriggling day karkat. :)
MY FLUCTUATING ENERGY LEVELS REALLY NEED TO STOP. ONE MINUTE I WONT REALLY CARE TO TALK AT ALL AND THE NEXT I CANT STFU. ITS GETTING SO BAD EVEN IM NOTICING IT. JUST.. FUUUUCK.
OK ITS BEEN UPDATED FOR NOW.
I GUESS I SHOULD UPDATE MY PFP.
HAVE I REALLY BEEN SEEING THE ANCESTORS OUT HERE?
PRETTY SURE IM NOT... I HAVE SEEN SO FAR, MY ANCESTOR, THE SUMMONER, AND THE ORPHANER. IM VERY SURE IM STILL FINE.
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YOU DO KNOW A BUNCH OF TIMES AND TIMELINES ARE ALL ON HERE... RIGHT? LIKE ONE CAN BE FROM SWEEPS AGO, IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LIFE.. AND THEN THERES US?
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I REALLY NEED TO GET A GOOD SOAK.. WHY DO HUMAN TUBS HAVE TO BE SO SMALL..
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I GET OFF OF THIS PLATFORM FOR A WEEK OR SO AND COME BACK TO WHAT? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
TW: #g9re Curi9usity. I mean Cr9 has 6een there several times and he was quite fine with min9r injuries. S9 I th9ught may6e watching a fight 9r tw9 w9uld 6e fun? Well I g9t pulled int9 a fight and 9ne 9f my legs g9t ripped 9ff, causing me t9 tap 9ut. Thankfully it's 6ack 9n thanks t9 medical help. An emergency surgery. S9 i'm fine n9w. I just have t9 levitate t9 m9ve ar9und t9 av9id pressure 9n that leg.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I ASKED. SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED WITH THE ANSWER BUT HERE I AM, BLABBER HOLE AGAPE AT WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED! KANKRI WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WOULD BE SOMETHING OF YOUR TASTE?
I d9n't kn9w. May6e 6ecause I have watched fights pri9r. I watched the Dirk and Jake rum6le thing and I watched an Heiress rise up t9 p9wer after winning her fight. I guess i'm just curi9us 9n things 9utside the n9rm 9f what I like.
I COULDN’T SIGH HARDER IF I TRIED. IF YOU’RE GOING TO GO TO THOSE SORT OF THINGS MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAND TO THE FAR BACK. JUST TO STAY SAFE? IT’S NOT LIKE YOU WERE RAISED ON ALTERNIA WHERE EVERYTHING WAS FIGHTING. HELL EVEN I WOULDN’T GO TO ONE OF THOSE EVEN WITH BEING GODTIERED. I STILL RATHER NOT FEEL THAT KIND OF PAIN AGAIN. PLUS I GET PLENTY OF IT FROM BOTH OF MY RELATIONSHIPS. #GODTIER #RELATIONSHIPS #TALKOFPAIN #POSSIBLENSFW
Curi9sity drives me a l9t and I enj9y learning a69ut things. I like t9 learn a69ut new things. A69ut things d9ne 9n 9ther planets. Ykn9w? I see my attendance as learning 9pp9rtunities.
OK FAIR. I GUESS THAT IS SOMETHING YOU AND I AGREE WITH. JUST BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR LEARNING OK?
I'll d9 my 6est. And even if things g9 wr9ng, I have Cr9 in my life. And he'll rush t9 my side.
HEY I KNOW THIS IS OUT OF LEFT FIELD BUT ARE YOU AND YOUR CRONUS DATING? YOU’VE CALLED HIM CRO SEVERAL TIMES. I KNOW A FEW DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF YOU WONDERING AROUND SO ONE WONDERING IF YOU’RE JUST FRIENDS OR MORE.
AH OK JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T READING THIS SITUATION WRONG. AT LEAST IF NEED BE, HE WILL COME TO YOUR AID. GLAD YOU IN YOUR TIMELINE MADE IT TOGETHER.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY STUPID SLEEP SCHEDULE. FUCK IT. IM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT TILL DAY LIGHT. THAT SHOULD FIX MY SLEEP.
did that once, Ended up crying hysterically cause the lack of sleep...
did that once, Ended up crying hysterically cause the lack of sleep...
YEAH WELL I AM AT MY MOIRAILS RIGHT NOW. IF HE CANT KEEP ME UP THEN NO ONE CAN. BUT YEAH YOUR PROBABLY RIGHT. MAYBE ILL TAKE A NAP AT SOME POINT IF I CAN GET HIM TO COME REST WITH ME.
hell yeah. Also sorry for replying twice? idk whats fucking my internet up
YOURS AND MINE BOTH APPARENTLY. I THINK MY END HAD A SMALL GLITCH. OR IT COULD HAVE BEEN THE SITE.
DOES ANYONE ELSE’S TIMELINE TROLLS MAKE NESTS DURING PAILING SEASON? #NSFW
<-(((No I think we'd get culled for doing something so vestigial and pathetic)))->
KIND OF ALREADY KNEW IT WAS PAILING SEASON. GOG IF I START ACTING OFF DURING THIS SEASON BLAME THAT AND NOT ME. #NSFW
GOG WHY AM I SO STUPID? WHY DO I NEED DOING THIS? COPYING OTHERS PUNS AND STUFF? LIKE THIS IS SUCH A GRUB THING! UGH. WHY? JUST WHY? AND DON’T ANSWER THIS I KNOW WHY. I KNOW IT’S CAUSE I KNOW IT MAKES THE OTHERS HAPPY WHEN I PLAY ALONG WITH THE JOKES AND STUFF BUT FUCK. I FEEL LIKE I’M DOING THIS TO TRY AND GET OTHERS TO LIKE ME MORE AND I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THAT. GOG JUST GAGE ME AT THIS POINT. #POSSIBLENSFW
@COMPLACENTGUILT THAT LAST POST WASN’T A DIG AT YOU. I JUST WANT TO SOUND LIKE MY OW. SELF INSTEAD OF A COPY OF YOU.
N9 9ffense was taken. It is imp9rtant that y9u have y9ur 9wn identity separate t9 me.
YEAH WELL STILL WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING… I GUESS GUILTY CONSCIENCE.
OH GOG CAN I PLEASE STOP SOUNDING LIKE MY ANCESTOR WHEN I’M HELPING OTHERS WITH THERE PROBLEMS?
I SOMETIMES HAVE TO SIT HERE AND JUST WONDER. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE IDIOTS AROUND ME. NOT DAVE OR JOHN. I KNOW THEIR PROBLEMS TO THE EXTENT THAT THEIR PROBLEMS HAVE BECOME MY OWN. NO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE OTHERS. NOTHING MAKE SENSE ANYMORE! WHAT IS A SKIBIDI TOILET? WHAT IS THE POINT IN 6-7? WHY ARE THESE THINGS KEEPING ME UP EVERY CYCLE? AND WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE ONE FEELING OFF?
I KNOW THIS MIGHT SOUND LIKE HERETICAL SPEECH TO SOME BUT I WONDER IF ALL MAKARA’S LOOK MORE SIMILAR WITHOUT THE PAINT ON. OBVIOUSLY NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO TEST THE THEORY BUT RANDOM THOUGHT PASSING BY.
YOUR NOW WELCOME TO THE TERRIBLE THOUGHTS THAT PASS THROUGH MY THINK PAN AT RANDOM HOURS.
(„• ᴗ •„) Now why did you have to say that? (✩❛ั 𓎟 ❛ั✩) Now I have this desire to see them without the paint and compare.......
BECAUSE I COULDN’T GET IT OFF MY THINK PAN. YOU CAN’T AND SHOULDN’T DO THIS UNLESS YOU’RE CLOSE TO ALL THREE OF THEM. AND I MEAN EXTREMELY CLOSE.
WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. YOU COULD GET CULLED FOR THAT… I’M GAMZEE’S MOIRAIL AND I’M NOT EVEN SUPPOSE TO KNOW.
GOG THE AMOUNT OF SCARS I WOULD HAVE RIGHT NOW IF I DIDN’T HAVE MY GODTIER, WOULD BE WAY TO MANY TO FEEL COMFORTABLE EVEN STEPPING FOOT OUT OF MY HIVE LET ALONE RESPITE BLOCK. AND WALKING? WHAT’S THAT? I STILL CAN’T STAND PROPERLY SO HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO WALK? BUT LAST NIGHT WAS FUN SO I’M NOT COMPLAINING. JUST ACHING ALL OVER NOW. #NSFW
APPARENTLY MY MOIRAIL WANTS TO BE A FUCKASS AND MAKE FUN OF ME BY MAKING PICTURES OF ME OVER TOP MEMES. DAVE. HOW DID YOU CORRUPT HIM IN ONE SOLAR CYCLE? THIS IS SOME SHIT YOU WOULD DO SO I’M BLAMING YOU AND BITING HIM. FUCK BOTH OF YOU. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? LET’S THROW EGBERT IN THERE TOO! WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO. ALSO BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WOULD GET TO FUCKING SMUG AT ME ATTACKING ONLY YOU AND O DON’T WANT TO COME BACK TO „HEIR HEAD“ EGBERT AGAIN. SO FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU!
@CAPRICIOUSWARDOG IM HAD FOOD AND TALKED TO MY BOYFRIENDS. I NEED TO TALK TO MY MOIRAIL NOW. AKA YOU. I’M NOT UPSET.
WHEN EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE IT FALLS TOGETHER SOMETIMES SMALL THINGS WILL COME IN AND MAKE SAID THING FEEL LIKE IT’S FALLING APART. PAIN IS ONLY TEMPORARY AND THINGS WILL WORK OUT IN THE END AS LONG AS YOU DON’T GIVE UP. #VAGUEPOSTING