Karkat Vantas
@knightGeneticist
I WAS HELD AGAINST MY WILL TO MALE THIS STUID FUCKING ACCOUNT SO SUCK IT UP. I GUESS I LIKE WATCHING ROMCOMS AND LISTENING TO DAVES BEATS.
IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO READS ACTUAL BOOKS? IF SO WHAT WOULD YOU SUGGEST TO ME? I’M BORED OUT OF MY MIND AND I’M READING THROUGH ALL MY OLD BOOKS FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. I WANT SOMETHING ELSE TO DO THAT WON’T DRIVE ME CRAZY.
cinderpaw is only properly named in the second book, fire and ice. you coulda been on the third one risin storm but if not i dont wanna spoil you tryin to find out
I MEAN THANKS FOR NOT TRYING TO SPOIL THINGS LIKE A CERTAIN EGBERT LIKES TO DO. I’LL HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT THEN AFTER IF YOU WANT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE BOOKS. IF YOU WANT TO THAT IS.
wait that sounds fire i do enjoy to talk and i especially enjoy to talk about these books which i, ofcourse, only read ironically
RIGHT. SAME HERE. BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THEM.
FUCK IT. IM JUST GOING TO BUY A NEW SET OF THEM SO I HAVE THEM AGAIN. TRYING TO FIND THEM IS TO MUCH EFFORT.
MY JOHN GOT ME A THING CALLED A „KINDLE“ AND I’VE BEEN PRETTY NICE WHEN I HAVE A DIGITAL BOOK.
OK SO I’VE ATE, PUT JOHN TO BED BECAUSE HE’S HIGH, TAKEN A BATH BECAUSE MY SHEDDING IS GETTING WORSE, SO NOW I’M GOING TO RELAX IN MY BED WITH THE PURR BEAST. STILL WILL BE AROUND BUT IF I STOP TALKING IT’S CAUSE THIS RAIN IS PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/1D/7B/9E/1D7B9E84A10401CEB8E3879B97A051EE.JPG
OK SO I FINALLY GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND WITH HELP FROM BOTH OF MY BOYFRIENDS I MADE FLAN. HTTPS://BITESBYBIANCA.COM/WP-CONTENT/UPLOADS/2022/02/BEAR-LECHE-FLAN-COVER-1.JPG
WELL IT WAS EITHER THAT OR JOHN HAVING A CONNIPTION. PICK YOUR POISON. AND IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN THEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE ANY OF IT! I’LL EAT YOUR PORTION TOO!
DJDIEJRBRO DAVE STRIDER!! WHAT IS IT WITH EVERY VERSION OF YOU FLIRTING WITH ME TODAY! THEN DON’T COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING TIED DOWN. PLUS BOTH JOHN AND I KNOW YOU LIKED IT. #SUGGESTIVE
my love of bondage is irrelevant here karkat also what dave is hitting on you lol
YOU KNOW WHAT? I’LL JUST @ YOU IN THE CONVO INSTEAD OF HAVING THIS CONVERSATION HERE.
UGH OK I’M HUNGRY ENOUGH I COULD EAT A MOO-BEAST. ANYTHING THAT ISN’T GRUBSAUCE OR CROCKER BOXED MIX WOULD BE NICE DOES ANYONE HAVE SUGGESTIONS?
MY DAVE IS WANTING TO COOK BUT ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE KITCHEN YESTERDAY TRYING TO MAKE PASTA. SO JOHN IS KEEPING BOTH OF US OUT. USUALLY I WOULD BE WILLING TO DO WHAT I NEED TO TO GET IN, BUT I’M ON THE BRINK OF SHEDDING AND HAVE MY ATTENTION ON MY NUTRITION SACK.
I JUST FORCED JOHN TO LET BOTH OF US IN, TIED DAVE DOWN BECAUSE HE WAS BEING A PAIN, AND HAD JOHN HELP ME. SADLY WE ONLY HAD ONE THING WE COULD USE TO KEEP IT IN AND IT WAS A BEAST SHAPED SERVING BOWL THAT JOHN GOT TO USE FOR ROXY’S BIRTHDAY ABOUT A YEAR BACK..
YEAH I’M CURRENTLY IN BED DEALING WITH MY SHEDDING AND TRYING NOT TO SCRATCH IT ALL OFF..
aw shit ok yea dont do that get some rest and maybe watch one of your movies to stay distracted
FUNNY ENOUGH I’M FEELING SO OFF THAT I DON’T WANT TO WATCH MY MOVIES. I WOULD RATHER BE UP WATCHING MY DAVE MAKE MUSIC OR PLAYING GAMES BUT JOHN HAS HIM TRAPPED IN BED WITH HIM. THIS DAY SUCKS ASS.
HUMAN BODIES ARE WEIRD.
PRETTY SURE HE WOULD BE INTO IT- WAIT NO I’M GOING TO BE FUCKING BOTH OF YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
could fuck him while i fuck you be the creamy filling in this dave sandwich #nsfw
BDLDJWNFLJEKEL WELL MAYBE I WILL!! MAYBE AFTER I’LL PINYON OVER TOP OF HIM AND FUCK YOU AND KNOWING JOHN HE WILL TRY AND GET IN ON THIS. #NSFW
the more the merrier darlin i aint gonna complain about bedding some gorgeous babes #suggestive
is that so dont you enjoy the anticipation behind it the buildup just a little dash of wonder and fantasy #suggestive
I CAN’T BELIEVE I LET YOU GET ME ALL WORKED UP LIKE THIS. MAYBE I’LL ASK JOHN FOR HIS BASEMENT ROOM FOR A WHOLE DAY FOR THIS. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
ive got a way with words but you already know that let me know when and where ill pull up #suggestive
FINE I WILL. JUST NEED TO TALK TO THE OTHER TWO ABOUT IT WHEN JOHN ISN’T HIGH OF HIS MIND.
CULT OF THE LAMB FEELS TO CLOSE TO HOME TO NOT SAY IT’S FUN TO PLAY.
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HUH. WELL PERSONALLY I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE IT. IT’S A FIGHTING GAME WITH MICROMANAGEMENT IN IT.
OK LOOK I’M SORRY I GOT PISSY. AGAIN… @TURNAROUNDGODTECH
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN BOTH OF MY “BOYFRIENDS“ SIT ME DOWN AND FORCE ME TO MAKE A STUPID CHITTR ACCOUNT, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING. YOU GIVE IN AFTER THEY PROMISE SOMETHING IN RETURN IS WHAT. I GUESS IT’S NOT TOO BAD BEING ON HERE BUT STILL DOESN’T MEAN I LIKED BEING PEER PRESSURED.