Karkat Vantas
@knightGeneticist
I WAS HELD AGAINST MY WILL TO MAKE THIS STUID FUCKING ACCOUNT SO SUCK IT UP. I GUESS I LIKE WATCHING ROMCOMS AND LISTENING TO DAVES BEATS.
SO UNDER A FRIEND’S REQUEST I’VE BEEN READING A “MANGA” BECAUSE SAID FRIEND WANTED TO TALK A BUNCH ABOUT IT AND FELT NO ONE WANTED TO. SO HERE I AM READING THIS THING AND… ACTUALLY IT’S REALLY GOOD? AND I KINDA LIKE IT? THE DRAWINGS ARE REALLY BRIGHT AND STUNNING WHILE ALSO GIVING OFF THIS SLIGHT UNEASE THAT YOU DON’T FULLY KNOW WHY YOU’RE FEELING IT TILL YOU’RE LIKE 50 BOOKS IN. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? AND IT’S NOT LIKE A ROMCOM OR ANYTHING BUT LIKE I ACTUALLY THINK I GENUINELY LIKE THIS. THIS HAS AT LEAST BEEN GIVING ME SOMETHING TO DO WHILE I’VE BEEN WATCHING MY EGG.
I SHOULD GET UP, BUT THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS MAKING ME SUPER FUCKING TIRED. I JUST WANNA GO BACK TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEP. BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE AROUND MY TWO RELATIONSHIPS. I JUST REALLY WISH THAT DAVE AND JUNE WOULD COME OVER TO WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW AND CUDDLE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. ALSO FOR THOSE WHO WANT IT, EGG UPDATE: IT’S COLD IN SOME SPOTS AND HOT IN OTHERS. THIS IS NORMAL BECAUSE OF HIS BLOOD COLOR BUT IT IT DOES MAKE ME WANT TO CUDDLE IT MORE. #EGGUPDATES.
WHY IS THE IDEA THAT I LIVE 400 ISH YEARS PAST THE EVENTS OF THE GAME HARD TO BELIEVE? THESE ARE NUMBERS I GET FROM OUR “GOD OF TIME” HIMSELF.
4 scøre and søme bullshit agø karkat was like 5 '1 and then pøst game he shøt up like a fuckinh invasive species
SO HELP ME DAVE I WILL BITE YOU SO HARD EVEN THAT STOIC FACE OF YOURS WILL SHOW EMOTION. I’M NOT AN INVASIVE SPECIES WHEN BE BOTH SHARE THIS PLANET. I STILL WISH THE TWO GROUPS WOULD GET ALONG ALREADY.
i knøw babe yøu're the best ever and i wørship the grøund yøu walk øn yøu knøw this
JUNE WON’T STOP TELLING ME TO SEND THIS SO HERE I AM. IN 6’2 WITHOUT MY HORNS THAT ADD LIKE AN INCH. AND BY DAVE’S DEFINITION I’M BUILT LIKE A BRICK HOUSE.
IS THAT REALLY THAT TALL? I MEAN FROM WHAT I’VE SEEN MOST OF US TROLLS END UP WAY TALLER.
WELL I DEFINITELY WILL BE TALL TO HUMAN STANDARDS BUT I’LL PROBABLY NEVER MAKE GRAND HIGH BLOOD HEIGHT. THAT I CAN BE GLAD ABOUT.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS UPDATE: ❤️: @/GHOSTLYBIOLOGY & @/TURNAROUNDGODTECH (ENGAGED 06/17) ♦️: UNFILLED. ♠️: UNFILLED. ♣️: UNFILLED.
THIS IS A REMINDER FOR ANY AND EVERYONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME. NEVER EVER LET ME DRINK ALCOHOL OR HAVE WEED. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF. JUST DON’T. I DON’T NEED A PART TWO OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. #SUBSTANCE
SINCE DAVE WANTS TO BE AN ASS AND TALK ABOUT MY TERRIBLE SITUATION AT THE DND TABLE, LET ME STATE THAT DAVE STRIDER @TURNAROUNDGODTECH PLAYED A BARD A WHILE BACK AND TRIED TO SEDUCE A FULL FLEDGED DRAGON AND ROLLED A NAT 1 AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP FALLING ON HIS SWORD IN FRONT OF SAID DRAGON GETTING IT TO LAUGH AT HIM INSTEAD AS WE HAD TO LEAVE THE DUNGEON TO REVIVE HIM. WHICH FAILED. HE HAD TO WRITE A NEW CHARACTER THAT NIGHT.
I’M GOING TO GO FUCKING CRAZY!! #VAGUEPOSTING
A LOT HAS CHANGED IN MY LIFE IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. BETWEEN LEARNING TO HANDLE MY NEW ABILITIES THANKS TO JUNE USING HER POWERS TO GIVE ME MY GODTIER, TO GETTING PREGNANT, AND AS OF LAST NIGHT, LAYING SAID EGG, THINGS HAVE BEEN… FOR LACK OF BETTER WORDS, CRAZY. ALSO FOR THOSE WHO HAD MY PALMHUSK NUMBER CONTACT ME IN DMS… I HAD TO GET A NEW ONE BECAUSE I BROKE IT DURING ONE OF MY CONTRACTIONS FROM SQUEEZING IT TO HARD. I’M FINE, GAMZEE CLEANED MY HAND OUT AFTER EVERYTHING SETTLED DOWN, AND DAVE BANDAGED IT WHILE IT HEALED, WHICH DIDN’T TAKE LONG. THE EGG IS FINE TOO. NOW IT’S THE ISSUE OF FINDING A GOOD NAME FOR THEM AND FIGURING OUT HOW TO BE A GOOD LUSUS. ANYWAYS THIS WAS STUPID BUT I FELT IT WAS NEEDED I GUESS. #LIFEUPDATES #PREGNACY #EGG # NEWPALMHUSKWHOSTHIS
i dId lIkE YoU ToO Or sTiLl dO? i dUnNo yOu mAkE It hArD To fIgUrE OuT? tHoUgHt i wAs bEiNg fUcKiN ClEaR? tHeN BaCkEd tHe fUcK OfF WhEn i fOuNd oUt tHe lIkE SeT YoU HaD. dIdN'T NeEd nO MoRe fOlKs iN YeR ReD.
YOU’RE NOT STICKING YOUR NOSE INTO MY BUSINESS. SIT. YOUR. ASS. DOWN. JUST BECAUSE IT WAS OUT OF NO WHERE AND A LITTLE WEIRD DOESN’T MEAN HE DISLIKES YOU. HE MIGHT JUST FEEL A DIFFERENT KIND OF ATTRACTION TO YOU. I DON’T REALLY FULLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN YOU TWOS CONVERSATION BUT I KNOW BOTH OF YOU LIKE EACHOTHER A FUCKING LOT AND BOTH OF YOU KEEP TELLING ME BUT NOT LETTING ME HELP! SO EITHER WE DO THIS HERE, GROUP TEXT, OR SO HELP ME IN FINDING BOTH OF YOU, FORCING YOU TWO IN A ROOM WITH ME, AND MAKING YOU TWO TALK! SO BOTH OF YOU PICK YOUR POISON.
HUMAN RELATIONS ARE COMPLEX. I GET IT. BUT THEIR HATE AND OUR HATE ARE TWO DIFFERENT KINDS. OURS IS OUT OF A SEXUAL FRUSTRATION AND WANTING TO SEE THE OTHER BE BETTER TO THE POINT OF WANTING THEM DEAD WHEN THEY ARE BEING STUPID. IT’S MESSY AND PROBLEMATIC WITH A LOT OF TOUGH WORDS THE OTHER NEVER WANTS TO HEAR. THE HUMAN HATE IS THAT OF ONLY WANTING THE OTHER PERSON TO SUFFER. THEY DON’T WANT THE OTHER TO GET BETTER. IN FACT THEY WANT THEM TO GET WORSE AND IN THE WORSE KIND THEY WANT THEM TO DIE PAINFULLY.
sEe mAn, It aIn't fUcKiN Me )O: iT'S FiNe mAn, ReAlLy. I GoT A DaVe. YeRs dOn't wAnT Me.
HE FICKING TALKS ABOUT YOU LIKE YOUR THIS AMAZING GUY THAT HE CANT TOUCH BECAUSE HES “NOT GOOD ENOUGH”?!!38:):&/&3?;&:&2
m fEeLiNg tHe tRoLl kInDa hAtE Rn mAn. He's pIsSiNg mE ThE FuCk oFf aNd i'm oVeR It. He dOn't wAnNa bE ReD Or bLaCk. My qUaDs aRe a mEsS DuDe. I TrY To bE FuCkInG MaTuRe, MeEt fOlKs wHeRe tHeY At aNd iT'S NeVeR EnOuGh. QuAdS JuSt aIn't fOr mE, iT'S FiNe bRoThEr, SeRiOuSlY.
WHICH IS FINE, AND I UNDERSTAND. RIGHT NOW I WANT TO STRANGLE BOTH OF YOU WITH DAVE’S SHOE LACES. AND I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO BE MATURE RIGHT NOW. I’M ASKING YOU TO JUST BELIEVE ME ON THIS. CAUSE RIGHT NOW ALL IT FEELS LIKE YOU’RE DOING IS READING MY WORDS AND MAKING EVERY EXCUSE UNDER THE SUN TO PUT YOURSELF DOWN AND LIKE OTHERS CAN’T LOVE YOU OR CARE FOR YOU. HE’S NOT JUST SOMEONE TO YOU GAM. AND I KNOW THAT. HE FEELS THE SAME HE’S JUST BEING HARD TO UNDERSTAND RIGHT NOW… I’M SORRY… I’M SORRY I JUST FEW OFF THE HANDLE LIKE THAT. I JUST HATE THE TWO OF YOU ACTING LIKE THIS WHEN I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL HOW YOU BOTH FEEL.
DAVE FUCKING STRIDER WHERE DID YOU GO NOW? I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU AND CANT FIND YOU AT THE HIVE. @TURNAROUNDGODTECH
i just went tø grab søme snacks babe we ran øut øf the healthier shit and ypu said i shøuld eat møre then just døritøs
WELL WE SHOULD. ONLY EATING DORITOS AND OREOS ISNT ENOUGH TO BE PROPERLY FILLING.
yeah sø i'm getting the stuff før greek salad i prømise i wøn't eat the feta with a spøøn
OK SO IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE I'VE BEEN ON HERE. IVE BEEN DEALING WITH SOME STUFF BUT IM FINALLY BACK. WHO WANTS TO CATCH ME UP ON WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK HAS BEEN HAPPENING?
I THINK THERE WAS A MASSIVE HEATWAVE OR SOMETHING IUNNO IVE BEEN AT THE GYM I HAVENT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION. —EMBER💥
I MEAN I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT PART. ITS BEEN SO HOT HERE I HAVE BEEN HAVING TO USE 6 FANS TO KEEP COOL AT NIGHT TO SLEEP. BUT THANKS FOR THE UPDATE?
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OK NORMALLY I WOULDN’T WATCH THIS SORT OF THING BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME TO WATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE.. WHY AM I UNABLE TO STOP WATCHING THIS?! LIKE IT HAS NON OF MY INTERESTS BUT I’M ACTUALLY CURIOUS ON HOW THESE GUYS ACT TOWARDS EACH OTHER..
RELATIONSHIP STATUS UPDATE: ❤️: @GHOSTLYBIOLOGY & @TURNAROUNDGODTECH (ENGAGED 06/17) ♦️: @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG ♠️: UNFILLED. ♣️: UNFILLED.
nAh mAn, I DoN'T FiGhT (o: DiRk's ..... uUuH I WaS GoNnA SaY LeVeL HeAd oR WhAtEvEr bUt tHaT'S A LiE. bOtH ThEm mOtHeRfUcKeRs pAsSiOnAtE. tHaT NiCe? YeAh .... YeEeEeAh. BuT He cOmPeLs a mOtHeRfUcKeR WiTh tHe lIkE PaN WoRmS He's gOt, Ya kNoW?
CLOSE ENOUGH. REALLY GAM..? THE PAN WORMS WHAT GOT YOU? RIIIGHT. AND I’M THE EMPRESS. .. SORRY THAT CAME OFF MEAN. I SUPPORT YOUR ENDEAVORS TO FINDING ERIDAN AND HOPE HE DOESN’T PULL SOME JACKASS THING LIKE CERTAIN ERIDANS I KNOW.
hE MaKeS Me lAuGh mAn (O: i lIkE ThAt a lOt, ThE WoRmS Be wHiSpErInG To hIm. NaH It dIdN'T HoNk hOnK. wHaT KiNdA JaCkAsS ThInG YoU ReFeRrInG ToO? hE'S PuLlEd a lOtTa sHiT. aNd lIkE JuSt bEtWeEn yOu n mE PaLeBrO, tHiS ErI WaS FeElInG A LiL ToO UnToUcHaBlE So tHe hIvE ViSiT To rEmInD HiM He aIn't (O: bOuT SeNdInG A MeSsAgE, tRuSt.
ANYTHING. THE CULLING, THE NOT LISTENING TO PEOPLE,ETC. AND I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING NOW. JUST MAKE SURE YOU FIND A WAY OUT.
fAiR, rEaL FaIr. PrOmIsE I'Ll bE SoRtA CaReFuL, bEeN HeRe lIkE AlL DaY WiTh nO IsSuE. yEaH MaN (o: ThE DuMb cLoWn sHiT AiN'T ReAlLy mE, rAiL CaN'T Be fAlLiN FoR My gAmE ToO! i'lL MaKe oNe iF I CaN'T LiKe fInD OnE (o:
I KNOW YOU’RE NOT DUMB. BUT I ALSO KNOW YOUR ATTENTION TO DETAIL CAN BE OFF SOMETIMES. AND IF YOU’VE BEEN THERE ALL DAY I’M BETTING YOU’RE GETTING TIRED. I’M MORE SO SAYING KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON EVERYTHING AND DON’T LET YOUR GAURD DOWN. <> DON’T WANT HIM SNEAKING UP ON YOU FROM BEHIND OR SOMETHING.
cAuSe nOt tHaT MaNy tHiNgS CaN HuRt mE Fr mAn (O: mM LiL BiT YeAh, hE'S GoT 40 sLaBrOoMs oR SoMeThIn, I CaN CrAsH In oNe. I WiLl lIkE KeEp iT Up fOr yOu yOu pAlEbRo <>
YOU BETTER. YOU KNOW I JUST WANT YOU SAFE. YOU’RE MY MOIRAIL AND I GIVE A SHIT. ALSO DID YOU EAT TODAY? I MEAN REAL FOOD NOT JUST LIKE A NUTRITION BAR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
hOnK HoNk (O: i'm yEr mOiRaIl hOnKhOnK (o: yEaH, dOiNg tHaT NoW WaS A FuCkInG LiGhTmArE FiNdInG ThE FuCkInG FoOd bLoCk. StUfFiNg mY NuTrI HoLe nOw!
FUCKING GOOD. AND I KNOW YOU ARE. NOW ALL OF CHITTER KNOWS TOO.
IM ONLY GOING TOO SAY THIS ONCE AS I HAVE A WRIGGLING DAY PARTY TO GET READY FOR. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ALL OTHER FUCKERS WHO HAPPEN TO SHARE THIS DAY WITH ME. I HOPE YOUR SLEEP CYCLE DOESNT SUCK, YOU FIND AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPINESS IN THIS DAY, AND THAT YOU... ACTUALLY GET NOTICED FOR HOW GOOD OF A BEING YOU ARE. THATS IT. THATS ALL IM SAYING ON THIS STUPID MATTER.
happy wriggling day karkat. :)
MY FLUCTUATING ENERGY LEVELS REALLY NEED TO STOP. ONE MINUTE I WONT REALLY CARE TO TALK AT ALL AND THE NEXT I CANT STFU. ITS GETTING SO BAD EVEN IM NOTICING IT. JUST.. FUUUUCK.
OK ITS BEEN UPDATED FOR NOW.
I GUESS I SHOULD UPDATE MY PFP.
HAVE I REALLY BEEN SEEING THE ANCESTORS OUT HERE?
PRETTY SURE IM NOT... I HAVE SEEN SO FAR, MY ANCESTOR, THE SUMMONER, AND THE ORPHANER. IM VERY SURE IM STILL FINE.
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YOU DO KNOW A BUNCH OF TIMES AND TIMELINES ARE ALL ON HERE... RIGHT? LIKE ONE CAN BE FROM SWEEPS AGO, IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LIFE.. AND THEN THERES US?
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I REALLY NEED TO GET A GOOD SOAK.. WHY DO HUMAN TUBS HAVE TO BE SO SMALL..
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I GET OFF OF THIS PLATFORM FOR A WEEK OR SO AND COME BACK TO WHAT? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?
TW: #g9re Curi9usity. I mean Cr9 has 6een there several times and he was quite fine with min9r injuries. S9 I th9ught may6e watching a fight 9r tw9 w9uld 6e fun? Well I g9t pulled int9 a fight and 9ne 9f my legs g9t ripped 9ff, causing me t9 tap 9ut. Thankfully it's 6ack 9n thanks t9 medical help. An emergency surgery. S9 i'm fine n9w. I just have t9 levitate t9 m9ve ar9und t9 av9id pressure 9n that leg.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I ASKED. SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED WITH THE ANSWER BUT HERE I AM, BLABBER HOLE AGAPE AT WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED! KANKRI WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WOULD BE SOMETHING OF YOUR TASTE?
I d9n't kn9w. May6e 6ecause I have watched fights pri9r. I watched the Dirk and Jake rum6le thing and I watched an Heiress rise up t9 p9wer after winning her fight. I guess i'm just curi9us 9n things 9utside the n9rm 9f what I like.
I COULDN’T SIGH HARDER IF I TRIED. IF YOU’RE GOING TO GO TO THOSE SORT OF THINGS MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAND TO THE FAR BACK. JUST TO STAY SAFE? IT’S NOT LIKE YOU WERE RAISED ON ALTERNIA WHERE EVERYTHING WAS FIGHTING. HELL EVEN I WOULDN’T GO TO ONE OF THOSE EVEN WITH BEING GODTIERED. I STILL RATHER NOT FEEL THAT KIND OF PAIN AGAIN. PLUS I GET PLENTY OF IT FROM BOTH OF MY RELATIONSHIPS. #GODTIER #RELATIONSHIPS #TALKOFPAIN #POSSIBLENSFW
Curi9sity drives me a l9t and I enj9y learning a69ut things. I like t9 learn a69ut new things. A69ut things d9ne 9n 9ther planets. Ykn9w? I see my attendance as learning 9pp9rtunities.
OK FAIR. I GUESS THAT IS SOMETHING YOU AND I AGREE WITH. JUST BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR LEARNING OK?
I'll d9 my 6est. And even if things g9 wr9ng, I have Cr9 in my life. And he'll rush t9 my side.
HEY I KNOW THIS IS OUT OF LEFT FIELD BUT ARE YOU AND YOUR CRONUS DATING? YOU’VE CALLED HIM CRO SEVERAL TIMES. I KNOW A FEW DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF YOU WONDERING AROUND SO ONE WONDERING IF YOU’RE JUST FRIENDS OR MORE.
AH OK JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T READING THIS SITUATION WRONG. AT LEAST IF NEED BE, HE WILL COME TO YOUR AID. GLAD YOU IN YOUR TIMELINE MADE IT TOGETHER.