John/June Egbert
@ghostlyBiology
He/him she/her?? Not fully sure. Love my friends and relationships! Life can be hard but it’s better with friends!
hey so @turnaroundgodtech made a collage of some of the pictures he had of me. he then bullied me to post it here so here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d287db0cf351.jpg //thank you to @turnaroundgodtech who drew my john for me. i did the coloring because i find doing that fun and they have given me the ok to send this here so enjoy! ☺️// #nsfw
finally updated my profile pic.
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this year… i lost my dear sweet boyfriend dave…
neither. i’m just fucking around. he’s god tier and there’s no way karkat would actually kill him but our karkat is currently hunting down dave over something he said. it’s fine it all fun and games… for the most part at least. my boyfriends have a weird way of showing love to one another.
that sounds so fun!
Rest In Peace Dave.
im not dead
yeah i told him i’m not going to go save his twink ass this time. i gave him warning. i love the guy but if he is going to mess with karkat then i’m not going to stop them. thus i have lost him.. my poor dave..
It's Nice That Someone Still Posts All They Had Planned Despite Their Untimely Death. Rest In Peace.
hey i am a twunk
… @turnaroundgodtech did you piss karkat off again? i just saw him fly by with a devils grin.
ehe
told you i won’t save you this time. it was good knowing you dave. you will forever be missed.
oh gods i found an old voice message from myself to jade... this is embarrassing, but i just laughed so hard i couldn't breathe for a moment. [voice message from "john": “okay, hi, um. tiny problem. maybe medium problem. possibly universe-level problem, actually. so you know how everybody said earth c was supposed to be, like, peaceful? new beginning? fresh start for humanity? whatever? tell me why there is a goose here that hates me personally. like not geese in general. just me. i don’t know what i did to this thing. i was literally minding my business! i was carrying groceries home, humming to myself, thinking about movies, having a perfectly normal adult evening, and this feathery demon spotted me from across the park like i owed it money. and before you ask, yes, i ran. no, i did not win. you know how humiliating it is to get chased through a public area by a goose while slightly high? because apparently i do now. apparently, this is character development. and the worst part is dave saw the whole thing happen. the whole thing. he didn’t help me at all. he just stood there narrating it like a nature documentary. (in his best dave voice) 'here we see the lesser egbert fleeing from his natural predator, the overgrown park chicken.’ i hate him so much. anyway if i die tell everyone i was taken out by an evil overgrown park chicken.”
im finally awake. oh that was poor decisions at its finest. #substance
heh no i dont need to start laughing at what i did. its not funny. and i could have really gone to far. im going to have to catch up on food and make sure the other two eat now.
had. i ate a good portion of my brownies yesterday. made some poor decisions. thats what this was about. yesterdays trip was wild though
i did. pretty sure dave wont be getting up for a while because of it. #nsfw
Interesting.
oh no.. just made the mistake of eating more of the brownies.. i was hungry but didn’t think about what i just started eating… well i’m just going to buy food tonight. no way i’m going t i be safe in the kitchen.. @turnaroundgodtech come take these things away from me before i make a worse decision..
-> Refill Your Supply With Brownies For A Fantastic Deal = Your Total Is $2.50
.. i would but dave has my card right now to keep me from doing stuff.. woah autocorrect working with me this time. hehe
-> If You Would Like To Start A Tab That Is Also Available = Your Total Is $17.38
egbert.
thats enough chittr for now.
i'm taking your phone
note to self. no timeline hoping high. oh my head is spinning..😵💫
sooo. i’m going to have some brownies… not enough to make me completely out of it but enough to calm back down. #substance #notdoinggood.
totally forgot that it’s going to be pailing season. is pailing season? huh i really should do better about paying attention to the date.
listening to “sour patch” by “bryce vine” last song for the night i swear. https://open.spotify.com/track/5j1rbiusbzwyzpgmuojzow?si=-4d0a28btmy-qet3taq6ow
you’ve got me trapped in your mind but tonight i won’t be yours. you’ve got me trapped in your mind but tonight i won’t be yours. tonight i won’t be yours tonight i won’t be yours tonight i won’t be yours baby. #lyricsposting #lyrics #måneskin
roxanne! you don’t need to put on the red light! roxanne! you don’t have to put on the red light!! #lyricsposting #lyrics #falloutboystributetopolice
late night john thoughts. dave’s ass is fucking nice. if all of the trolls bloods make up the rainbow then what was on the other side of a rainbow is not gold (money) but dead trolls… dave looks really pretty while his face is lit up by a tv screen. karkat is really cute when he purrs like a cat or when i’m he goes into heat with the nesting. hehe. if air and water are both clear, why can we see water and not air? shut up is called that because your jaw has to move up for you to go quiet. #nsfw #death #latenightthoughts #substance
welp that’s not going to happen right now.. damn. anyone wanna talk or something?
man am i craving cake now? dave better be done with his game.. #nsfw
you know.. it’s kid if weird.. i know kk said he was going over to his moirail for a couple of “cycles” but it’s already day two and i’m kind of missing him.. dave’s been playing video games and trying to help me but it’s oddly quiet here without him.
I’LL BE BACK SOON JOHN. JUST NEED SOME TIME WITH GAM AND TO STAY AWAY FROM DIRK AND YOU FIGHTING. I PROMISE I STILL LOVE AND MISS YOU.
oh also hi chittr hope everyone else was having a good day.
well today was an interesting one. what is it with people wanting to be one of two extremes today? either the person i talked to would be really nice and sweet or a total asshole. what is going on?
it wasn’t even me on chittr! this is me flying around and or going to the store to grab things to make dinner for myself and dave.
well its the end of the weekend for me, maybe that is a contributing part of it?
X Wanna buy something to help you forget about the bad ppl? #substance x
uh no. i have weed if i really need it. i was just wondering what was up everyone’s asses today is all. thank you though! #substance #weed
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((in-character or just normal?
you know what? fuck it! i’m done! i’m done running and hiding. i’m done being afraid of how others are going to see me if i change things. if i wanna wear dresses and skirts or get piercings then i’m going to do it! thank you to my two boyfriends for being there and pushing me to be myself more and more. i needed this. @turnaroundgodtech @knightgeneticist i love you both so much and i’m done letting my fear control me.
GOOD BECAUSE WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT THE OTHERS THINK. AND I LOVE YOU TO DORK.
fuck yeah jegbert be your best self.