John/June Egbert
@ghostlyBiology
He/him she/her?? Not fully sure. Love my friends and relationships! Life can be hard but it’s better with friends!
hey so @turnaroundgodtech made a collage of some of the pictures he had of me. he then bullied me to post it here so here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d287db0cf351.jpg //thank you to @turnaroundgodtech who drew my john for me. i did the coloring because i find doing that fun and they have given me the ok to send this here so enjoy! ☺️// #nsfw
so i didn’t realize grubs were suppose to look like this. the little guy or girl is really loud like karkat. he or she is banana colored though! so the shell was right! it’s so small though.
happy #tavtuesday to all the tavros’s out there.
so i ended up getting to play #beatingyouwithhammers with the guy who snuck into my house. i’m fine, the egg is fine, but… i’m sorry dave i may have knocked dirk unconscious because i thought he was someone we don’t know..
i am not someone to sneak up on..
would love to play #beatingyouwithhammers with someone.
i’m bored but not hungry now. maybe someone wants to be my target for me to practice beating someone with hammers?
hehehe i decided to eat a banana and put it next to the egg and lost it for a couple minutes because i forgot i put it there. both the egg and the banana are the same color.
i’m now wondering where all my friends are and what they are up to.
H1.
1M DO1NG GR34T! GOT 4 B4RKB34ST R3C3NTLY SO H3'S JUST B33N RUNN1NG 4MOK. H3'S SO CUT3. YOU N33D TO S33 H1M SOM3 T1M3.
i’d love to! today wouldn’t be a day i could though. dave and karkat went out on a date and left me with the egg so i’m playing egg sitter for the day. but you could always stop by! what kind of pup did you get?
OH 4 CH4NC3 TO COM3 BUG YOU? 4LW4YS T4K1NG TH4T. 4ND H3S 4 B34GL3. H3S TH3 B3ST GUY 3V3R.
oh beagles are so cute!! i bet he’s just the cutest little thing. and yeah you’re always welcome to come over and “bug” me. you know that right?
W3LL, 1 C4NT T3LL YOU 1F H3S CUT3 B3C4US3 1 C4NT S33, BUT Y34H, H3S SO COOL. 4ND Y34H, 1 KNOW. DONT YOU WORRY TH4T L1TTL3 H34D OF YOURS, LOL.
it seems i’ve picked up the worry wort trait from karkat so i can’t help but worry.
i guess since we are hight posting, i’m 5’9 and still not done growing apparently despite my age. god tiers really do be keeping you guessing.
🔪 babe gimme yøur ankles i prømise i will use the height før gøød
and grøwing.
i thought that was from his last growth spurt… he really is going to out grow both of us..
think that's just høw trølls are
#eggsitting karkat said he needed to go out for a little so im getting to egg sit. the banana egg is so cute.
i love my sister ao much. she’s so good tonme! over here eatingbrownies with her. there so good. #substance
why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly? #substance
where my sister when i need her..?
NO IDEA PROBABLY SOMEHOW IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACE SHE COuLD POSSIBLY BE
probably.. which is frustrating because i really could use her help right now.
RIP
#gore #horror #body-horror #abuse #vagueposting i don’t normally have this urge to kill but if he tries coming near dave again, i’ll hunt him down and use my hammer to break every bone in his body as a means to kill him slowly.
does anyone else ever feel like they are the mess up to grand to ever be forgiven? asking for a friend.
just kEEp fUckIn shit up. EasiEr and fUnniEr that way.
> every day <
i really don’t want to do that. i don’t think it’s very funny when it ends up hurting those you love..
finally updated my profile pic.
oh haha thanks dove.
this year… i lost my dear sweet boyfriend dave…
neither. i’m just fucking around. he’s god tier and there’s no way karkat would actually kill him but our karkat is currently hunting down dave over something he said. it’s fine it all fun and games… for the most part at least. my boyfriends have a weird way of showing love to one another.
that sounds so fun!
=Th€n just find him obvious|y
Rest In Peace Dave.
im not dead
yeah i told him i’m not going to go save his twink ass this time. i gave him warning. i love the guy but if he is going to mess with karkat then i’m not going to stop them. thus i have lost him.. my poor dave..
It's Nice That Someone Still Posts All They Had Planned Despite Their Untimely Death. Rest In Peace.
hey i am a twunk
… @turnaroundgodtech did you piss karkat off again? i just saw him fly by with a devils grin.
ehe
told you i won’t save you this time. it was good knowing you dave. you will forever be missed.
oh gods i found an old voice message from myself to jade... this is embarrassing, but i just laughed so hard i couldn't breathe for a moment. [voice message from "john": “okay, hi, um. tiny problem. maybe medium problem. possibly universe-level problem, actually. so you know how everybody said earth c was supposed to be, like, peaceful? new beginning? fresh start for humanity? whatever? tell me why there is a goose here that hates me personally. like not geese in general. just me. i don’t know what i did to this thing. i was literally minding my business! i was carrying groceries home, humming to myself, thinking about movies, having a perfectly normal adult evening, and this feathery demon spotted me from across the park like i owed it money. and before you ask, yes, i ran. no, i did not win. you know how humiliating it is to get chased through a public area by a goose while slightly high? because apparently i do now. apparently, this is character development. and the worst part is dave saw the whole thing happen. the whole thing. he didn’t help me at all. he just stood there narrating it like a nature documentary. (in his best dave voice) 'here we see the lesser egbert fleeing from his natural predator, the overgrown park chicken.’ i hate him so much. anyway if i die tell everyone i was taken out by an evil overgrown park chicken.”
im finally awake. oh that was poor decisions at its finest. #substance
heh no i dont need to start laughing at what i did. its not funny. and i could have really gone to far. im going to have to catch up on food and make sure the other two eat now.
had. i ate a good portion of my brownies yesterday. made some poor decisions. thats what this was about. yesterdays trip was wild though
i did. pretty sure dave wont be getting up for a while because of it. #nsfw
Interesting.
oh no.. just made the mistake of eating more of the brownies.. i was hungry but didn’t think about what i just started eating… well i’m just going to buy food tonight. no way i’m going t i be safe in the kitchen.. @turnaroundgodtech come take these things away from me before i make a worse decision..
-> Refill Your Supply With Brownies For A Fantastic Deal = Your Total Is $2.50
.. i would but dave has my card right now to keep me from doing stuff.. woah autocorrect working with me this time. hehe
-> If You Would Like To Start A Tab That Is Also Available = Your Total Is $17.38
egbert.
thats enough chittr for now.
i'm taking your phone