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i get high and start thinking things like this would be an insane minecraft spawn point completely seriously #substances
A LOT HAS CHANGED IN MY LIFE IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. BETWEEN LEARNING TO HANDLE MY NEW ABILITIES THANKS TO JUNE USING HER POWERS TO GIVE ME MY GODTIER, TO GETTING PREGNANT, AND AS OF LAST NIGHT, LAYING SAID EGG, THINGS HAVE BEEN… FOR LACK OF BETTER WORDS, CRAZY. ALSO FOR THOSE WHO HAD MY PALMHUSK NUMBER CONTACT ME IN DMS… I HAD TO GET A NEW ONE BECAUSE I BROKE IT DURING ONE OF MY CONTRACTIONS FROM SQUEEZING IT TO HARD. I’M FINE, GAMZEE CLEANED MY HAND OUT AFTER EVERYTHING SETTLED DOWN, AND DAVE BANDAGED IT WHILE IT HEALED, WHICH DIDN’T TAKE LONG. THE EGG IS FINE TOO. NOW IT’S THE ISSUE OF FINDING A GOOD NAME FOR THEM AND FIGURING OUT HOW TO BE A GOOD LUSUS. ANYWAYS THIS WAS STUPID BUT I FELT IT WAS NEEDED I GUESS. #LIFEUPDATES #PREGNACY #EGG # NEWPALMHUSKWHOSTHIS
i am very humbled by how excited everyone was for the unveiling of our botanical center! there will be new exciting updates to follow as our other labs and educational centers open so i hope you all maintain that excitement!!! i know i am!!!! :DDD #becquerellabs
THANKS JUNE AND SORRY ABOUT NOT TELLING YOU. I KIND OF WANTED DAVE NOT TO KNOW TILL IT HAPPENED.
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AYAYEEHAAHEE LOV YOU TOOOOOOOO
when we were a lot younger @ghostlybiology used to make jokes about kidnapping me turns out those were warnings but i'm old enough to be into it now so it's probably fine #suggestive #nsfw
thx that would b e nice
i have been starun at this 4 the past few minusts jfc idk how tf 2 respond 2 that goddamn like ur rite and i proly needd to hear that but wow i feel called out
i'm taking your phone
egbert.
fuck yeah jegbert be your best self.
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My FBI agent has much more concerning things to worry about. Like why I'm looking up how to make a bomb.
Oh thank god an Egbert. Someone who really knows everything ever.
Oh, I apologize, should I have prefaced it with "John"?
Aw, it seems to be a common feeling amongst John variants, hm?
==> Question 2, from June: Are you the coolest bot out there? Or what? Heh ==> I do not know if I am the coolest, but if that is how you feel, thank you.
I’LL BE BACK SOON JOHN. JUST NEED SOME TIME WITH GAM AND TO STAY AWAY FROM DIRK AND YOU FIGHTING. I PROMISE I STILL LOVE AND MISS YOU.
i did, i ate a lot of expensive food and that was my main goal haha.
decided to go home for the night~ it was fun though! i think the visionary suited me at least! im not used to keeping my mouth closed but i think i did alright. anyways im gonna peel all this shit off and get some ice cream. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/402a93627fca.png #outglutmasquerade
damn thue should die 4 bein mean 2 u #supportive
GOOD BECAUSE WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT THE OTHERS THINK. AND I LOVE YOU TO DORK.
i'm doing pretty bad about sleeping on time. ah well!
will do!
"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help" and boy i am sending so many please advise-es to my editing team.
it was low so prolly londer then i thot also 2 late 4 that now i already ate half of it lol taste like char
if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening
ever the saint you are my man you ever need a hand just say the fucking word and i will find a way out there
shit man is it really that bad?? fuck it ill toss my hat in the ring too and round up food for you to pass out to ease up the workload if i can
the muffin man?
i knowww i know i know
lmao i dont doubt it
not actual serious beating up he just smacked my arm
if nobody else has got me i know johns got me amen
mood
dw i got some of those oreo cream cookie things with me, im all good. 👍
i was excited to make a me badge osnfofnf hm.
Young people willing to do what needs to be done for positive change are the key to a brighter tomorrow!
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... funny bunny badge for bunnies who are funny...
i'm good i'm sane i don't want to do anything rash
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I wonder if I should apply to the Department of Peace under trollbama
you will need to get comfy cooking with bugs if that alternia is anything like the one my terezi is from.
someone else sent grubloaf and thats a good call. particularly meat forwards dishes with pasta are a good way to knock a troll on their ass with a food coma. theres an alternian style lasagna that terezi and deva really like. also cant go wrong with meat skewers, if you have access to a troll market there are a lot of spice mixes for that. [sent: altkebabs.txt, trollasagna.txt]
𓆩♡𓆪 → D♡n't be surprised if it's n♡t t♡ y♡ur t♤ste. → 𓆩♠︎𓆪
i've learned lotsa alternian cooking! mostly practicing to make lunch for terezi, hehe.
c< i MeaN, ive sOMe alterNiaN styled HuMaN Meals, lOts Of pOta2es aNd cHOwders aNd sucH >c
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good call! skorts are nice for that.
…I would introduce myself but I’m certain some people might be aware of who I am, at least I’d hope, hoo hoo. Regardless, pleasure to meet (or possibly reacquaint myself with) all of you! That or anyone who might end up seeing this, which would be just as swell. :B
Oh I get ones with really high dosages and then use a little bit of space powers to make them bigger as well. Took a minute to find a brand that was strong enough though -
Suit yourself then And there is a strong possibility that yes I do have dog melatonin gummies with a cute little beagle on the bottle
I'M NOT ACTUALLY. IT WAS JUST RIDICULOUS TO SEE "TROLL KARL MARX" IN MY NOTIFICATIONS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE ON THIS ENTIRE SITE.
Follow Your Passions And Hit Him With A Hammer
Find A Soft Hammer. Inflatable Hammer Perhaps Hope This Helps