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SOULMATES ARE TOTALLY A REAL THING, FOR EVERY QUADRANT. FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE *EXCEPT* ME.

AYAYEEHAAHEE LOV YOU TOOOOOOOO

when we were a lot younger @ghostlybiology used to make jokes about kidnapping me turns out those were warnings but i'm old enough to be into it now so it's probably fine #suggestive #nsfw

thx that would b e nice

i have been starun at this 4 the past few minusts jfc idk how tf 2 respond 2 that goddamn like ur rite and i proly needd to hear that but wow i feel called out

i'm taking your phone

egbert.

fuck yeah jegbert be your best self.

My FBI agent has much more concerning things to worry about. Like why I'm looking up how to make a bomb.

Oh thank god an Egbert. Someone who really knows everything ever.

i did, i ate a lot of expensive food and that was my main goal haha.

decided to go home for the night~ it was fun though! i think the visionary suited me at least! im not used to keeping my mouth closed but i think i did alright. anyways im gonna peel all this shit off and get some ice cream. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/402a93627fca.png #outglutmasquerade
damn thue should die 4 bein mean 2 u #supportive

i'm doing pretty bad about sleeping on time. ah well!

will do!

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help" and boy i am sending so many please advise-es to my editing team.

it was low so prolly londer then i thot also 2 late 4 that now i already ate half of it lol taste like char

if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

the muffin man?

i knowww i know i know

lmao i dont doubt it

not actual serious beating up he just smacked my arm

mood

dw i got some of those oreo cream cookie things with me, im all good. 👍

i was excited to make a me badge osnfofnf hm.
Young people willing to do what needs to be done for positive change are the key to a brighter tomorrow!
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... funny bunny badge for bunnies who are funny...

i'm good i'm sane i don't want to do anything rash

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you will need to get comfy cooking with bugs if that alternia is anything like the one my terezi is from.

someone else sent grubloaf and thats a good call. particularly meat forwards dishes with pasta are a good way to knock a troll on their ass with a food coma. theres an alternian style lasagna that terezi and deva really like. also cant go wrong with meat skewers, if you have access to a troll market there are a lot of spice mixes for that. [sent: altkebabs.txt, trollasagna.txt]
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i've learned lotsa alternian cooking! mostly practicing to make lunch for terezi, hehe.

c< i MeaN, ive sOMe alterNiaN styled HuMaN Meals, lOts Of pOta2es aNd cHOwders aNd sucH >c
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good call! skorts are nice for that.
…I would introduce myself but I’m certain some people might be aware of who I am, at least I’d hope, hoo hoo. Regardless, pleasure to meet (or possibly reacquaint myself with) all of you! That or anyone who might end up seeing this, which would be just as swell. :B

Oh I get ones with really high dosages and then use a little bit of space powers to make them bigger as well. Took a minute to find a brand that was strong enough though -

Suit yourself then And there is a strong possibility that yes I do have dog melatonin gummies with a cute little beagle on the bottle
I'M NOT ACTUALLY. IT WAS JUST RIDICULOUS TO SEE "TROLL KARL MARX" IN MY NOTIFICATIONS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE ON THIS ENTIRE SITE.

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