#egg
A LOT HAS CHANGED IN MY LIFE IN SUCH A SHORT TIME. BETWEEN LEARNING TO HANDLE MY NEW ABILITIES THANKS TO JUNE USING HER POWERS TO GIVE ME MY GODTIER, TO GETTING PREGNANT, AND AS OF LAST NIGHT, LAYING SAID EGG, THINGS HAVE BEEN… FOR LACK OF BETTER WORDS, CRAZY. ALSO FOR THOSE WHO HAD MY PALMHUSK NUMBER CONTACT ME IN DMS… I HAD TO GET A NEW ONE BECAUSE I BROKE IT DURING ONE OF MY CONTRACTIONS FROM SQUEEZING IT TO HARD. I’M FINE, GAMZEE CLEANED MY HAND OUT AFTER EVERYTHING SETTLED DOWN, AND DAVE BANDAGED IT WHILE IT HEALED, WHICH DIDN’T TAKE LONG. THE EGG IS FINE TOO. NOW IT’S THE ISSUE OF FINDING A GOOD NAM...Read more
Fo2 anyone who's been keep1n5 track, that #e55 1s st1ll the2e and completely untouched, somehow.
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "This #egg is seriously freaking me out."; unused_2 = "I physically cannot throw it away??? For some reason???? Like I yeet it into the void as hard as I can, and then half a second later it's right back in the sylladex."; unused_3 = "I've tried destroying it. Didn't work. Smacked it with a guitar and all that did was put a dent in the wood."; unused_4 = "It really looks exactly like a completely ordinary egg. Why am I in an SCP article all of the sudden."; unused_5 = "Help."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Where did this fucking #egg come from."; }