aradia megido <3
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so long, farewell human, witch. take your pick 0u0 ((pfp by: tetratheripper))
hello, chittr users! im so happy to meet you. my name is aradia megido and i am a witch. my interests include dead things, hiking, and indiana jones! this account will touch on #nsfw topics, #gore, #death, and things like that, so i will not mind if you dont interact with me! either way, i am so happy to be here!
i also love hot old men btw. but medium ugly is my favorite
i miss him :( #vagueposting
i am aware it is #tittytuesday but am currently indisp0sed. you'll have tw0 make it jiggle with your mind. if y0u cant: skill issue, imagine having no party tricks #suggestive
sometimes i think about my sister, the scissor thief and how often i would get headaches hearing about it
#nowplaying #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/0pLkzqxSvANeRdX3zxsHeJ?si=489253636e984277
feeling very conflicted so if anyone needs me i'll be lying on the floor in my living room for the foreseeable future
Godspeed.
I am glad you feel that way, Dave probably.
A gentle reminder to not trust your emotions between the hours of 9PM and 6AM.
thank u tr0llbama 1 waz g01n t0 behave razhly unt1l n0w
I am glad my target audience was reached. Might I suggest getting some rest?
Thii2 adviice could have 2aved me 2o much 2triife iit'2 not funny. thank2.
i know ur right but theyre so mean and its easier 2 listen
Of course. I am apologetic it could not reach you then, but perhaps now you are in a good position to accept it.
under democratic suggestion i may follow through to my sleeping abode
They do get quite rude. Sometimes, I like to pretend they are cranky old men shouting at me “get off my lawn” style. No, sir, my friends do not all hate me. In fact I love them very much, and they love me in kind. I will continue to skateboard on this public platform.
I knew there was a reason I lliked you. Hit me up if you ever wanna do some sick shit in the skatepark, Mister President.
the storm is making me miss the feeling of rope around my wrists. how sad. #nsfw
Correlation can equal causation, if you find the right person to wind up wound up tied up together in the rain. Can't be too hard to surrender your wrists to your ankles and let someone else tug a pliant little cord around your throat spiting you for the incidentals associated with being cuffed together. In the rain. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
i forgot to update yesterday but! the bone house is completed 0u0 [Two pictures. The first one of Aradia in front of the miniature house replica made of bones she collected. She has a grin on her face, her dark hair hanging in ringlets around her face. The second picture is a close up of the bone house. It was pretty good, given the materials.] #gore ish for the bones 0u0
the rain is so nice when i’m working. i can’t wait to get home and burn one of my candles while i read a good book
ITS CALLED A TABLE STICKBALL PARTY THANK YOU!
// I laughed harder than I should have at this.
Wa+ching ♡ld human +elevisi♡n has me +hirs+ing ♡ver a l♡ng dead middle aged human m♡b b♡ss.... S♡me♡ne s+ab me wi+h my ♡wn h♡rns
>> ¡s there tru1y any other way to 1¡ve tho autotag: #nsfw #nsfwE
Don"t get me started on those dreamboat siingers from what the humans call the "50s and 60s". They are absollutelly the CUTEST!! Especiially the Neiill Sedaka and Paull Anka fellows... https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lottiie%20Fondlly%20Regard%2020th%20Century%20Siingers.png
PAUL ANKA MY BEL♡VED XD I believe he is fea+ured in MS+3K's epis♡de called "Girls +♡wn." Cr♡♡ning = bi+ches be sw♡♡ning
OMG!! Someone shares my llove of Paull!! You don"t know how much lliife thiis briings to a jade"s blloodpusher. A biird gaiins theiir wiings every tiime someone crushes wiith Paull. =:D
♡mg yes i+'s called having g♡♡d +as+e s♡me f♡lks are ha+ched wi+h i+ like us :p als♡ I believe +here's a Neil sedaka s♡ng in an♡+her mys+ery science +hea+er 3000 epis♡de called "S+ing ♡f dea+h" L♡L +hey g♡+ y♡ur men ♡n l♡ckd♡wn
IIf II hear that one of my crushes iis llocked iin priison, II wiill be personally iinterveniing wiith theiir escape. There iis no doubt iin thiis fact. II wiill be lliisteniing to "Bad Giirll" on my viinyll whiille II do so as well.
my favorite thing about being my own boss is i get to choose the hours i work. i refuse to work before noon thank you
Pretty people deserve everything, That means u and me by the ψave. #beautiful #prettyprivilege #gorgeousforever
OBSERVE MY BODY. FIND THE SPOT OF PLEASURE. STMIULATE UNTIL ORGASM. REPEAT TILL TEARS FORM. #NSFW
im on it boss lady
特に、お前だ、Fish。お前は私の「金属探知機」となり、私の体内の奥底に迷い込んだ数多の異物を探し出すのだ。お前の指こそが、この「肛門内捜索」を遂行するためのセンサーとなる。そして、目的の異物を発見した暁には、それが再び私の「隠れ家」に収まるにふさわしい、美しく清らかな状態になるまで、お前の舌で舐め上げて磨き上げるのだ。これを成し遂げれば、我々は誰にも真似できないほどの「親友」となり、このウェブサイトを、栄光に満ちた神聖なる権威をもって支配することになるだろう。
are you asking me to remowve your iud or something? because like, wvould
i *knevw* you vwore a merkin
FUCK MARRY KILL. KILL BEFORUS. MARRY NONE. CARE FOR HUMANS WITH LOVE.
oh, how sweet! ^u^ well, relatively.
sorry, love, i've got a soft spot for damaras. ~u~ i've a pale fling going with one of yoUr alternates, so yoU may have a hard time coaxing me to animosity! ^~^
一体全体、なんでそんなクソみたいな真似をしたんだ？ 惨めになりたいとでも思ってるのか？ だとしたら、まさにうってつけの方法だな。
ah, she had something similar to say when oUr friendship began. i sUppose i have a bit of a tolerance for rUde and avoidant behavioUr, given my Upbringing and my species' asociality. U_~ regardless, she's actUally been a great help to me. when i was yoUnger, i had a lot of troUble, ironically, allowing myself to take Up space. U~U bUt her - yoUr - take-no-shite attitUde is rather infectioUs! it's a casUal affair - hard to have a proper moirallegience throUgh the veil between life and death, after all! - bUt we've both a lot of feelings to jam aboUt. UuU
she did, damara. believe me, she did. a tragic constant in yoUr story is the metric tonne of bollocks yoU're forced to go throUgh. bUt the damara i know has made friends - not trolls, of coUrse, she distrUsts them as mUch as i'm sUre yoU do! - and it does help. not that she's gone soft or stopped being damara, bUt she always seems happy to see me, and that's enoUgh. ~///~
yes, i am autistic, how did you know? *bone collection bone collection bone collection*
:33< welclawm to the club we have hats
havwe u tried 2 make a h0use 0f 80nes? like a h0use 0f cards 8ut vwith 80nes.
seeing you talk about trains was very fun too
i like kinky sex as much as the next guy but something about laughing and smiling and cracking jokes in bed while you take care of eachother and just try to make the other feel good is really nice #nsfw
what if you let me perform a ritual on you and then we kissed?
