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d/dx [ If this bitch gives me that stupid fucking smile while making me fix all his goddamn work, I swear to the fucking sufferer. ]
This planet has far fe\/\/\/\/er lusii than \/\/\/\/hat I am used t'. Must'\/\/e been 0\/\/erfeedin' the p00r girl.
i am aware it is #tittytuesday but am currently indisp0sed. you'll have tw0 make it jiggle with your mind. if y0u cant: skill issue, imagine having no party tricks #suggestive
i got to 20 crackers total and then #Dirk jutted his chin out and bit off one of the top crackers of my #DirkCrackerStacks this whole time he wasnt asleep.... just letting me stack on him :( #DirkReport #BelievedHim #Betrayed
Correlation can equal causation, if you find the right person to wind up wound up tied up together in the rain. Can't be too hard to surrender your wrists to your ankles and let someone else tug a pliant little cord around your throat spiting you for the incidentals associated with being cuffed together. In the rain. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
feeling very conflicted so if anyone needs me i'll be lying on the floor in my living room for the foreseeable future
A gentle reminder to not trust your emotions between the hours of 9PM and 6AM.
it'$ $till #beetleweek in my heart. green beetle. (not her name ju$t what $he am) edit: it'$ a $wollen-thighed beetle. btw. apparently. if anyone wa$ ¢uriou$. http$://$omething$¢rawlinginmyhair.¢om/wp-¢ontent/upload$/2022/08/$wolThBeetle_rear.jpg
FINALLY someone has the NARDS to pony up and hoof it when the going is official TOUGH!! #lovefiero #andhesalooker!
The same three arcs circle the community. Omegaverse test, BDSM test, and weed party.
Roller disco. 38) #38D!!!
oh my gog an i havve a headache this shit fuckin sucks
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// If no one has seen my boy yet!! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100310214_Zn3lV1h8JrdRdhR.png :]
fuck yeah its #tittytuesDay tiMe! coMe get y'alls juice! ;o) #nsfw https://file.garDen/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/chittr_iMages/MoX-topless.png
its been rainin all day so im stuck at home
ITS CALLED A TABLE STICKBALL PARTY THANK YOU!
38D!!! )(appy )(olidays!! I )(ope you )(ave a very enjoyable time, or w)(atever tone t)(e festivities are supposed to take 3X)
Good morning, everygoby! Water we all up to today 38)?
Wa+ching ♡ld human +elevisi♡n has me +hirs+ing ♡ver a l♡ng dead middle aged human m♡b b♡ss.... S♡me♡ne s+ab me wi+h my ♡wn h♡rns
:33< *the mighty huntress releases two live crocodiles in mewre respiteblock* :33< welclawm to jurrasic purrk!
Eddie not like water. It make Eddie fur wet. Water also cold.
making several small forts to hide in so terezi has to figure out which one to smash kaiju dragon style.
D --> My muscles are really big
What the fuck is it with the neo Ampurras sounding like they belong on 4chan. Learn some respect. #notsovagueposting #substance #poolparty
does the eridan war have an eridan barracks where they all shower together and guiltily feel the ache of pent up aggression with each passing cycle of the war and needing release they seek it in each other or no (tags: Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora, #selfcest, #nsfw, #eridanwar, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
≈ Why would anyone ever have need of a court jester when they could simply check their chittr feed? ≈
-^Okay. False alarm. Not a fish-m∇tant bite. J∇st a reg∇lar fish bite. ... And I passed o∇t beca∇se I was tired. Not from the bite. So. I'm good.^-
:33< shitpeta snuggle attack!!! :33< mew have b33n snuggled!!!
Pretty people deserve everything, That means u and me by the ψave. #beautiful #prettyprivilege #gorgeousforever
i found bones while wandering the furest and i feel bad but i really want to collect them and take them with me >X3 i think it was a purrson though
:33< yes yes hewwo erisolspurrite "good" to s33 mew too with mewer thr33billion hate reacts k33p the bit going my guys
OBSERVE MY BODY. FIND THE SPOT OF PLEASURE. STMIULATE UNTIL ORGASM. REPEAT TILL TEARS FORM. #NSFW
:33< these are my pelts! #mypelts
>+. THERE ARE SEVERAL MATCHING PAIRS YOU CAN HAVE A SET IF YOU'RE NICE 2 ME .+<
httꫂ❁s://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f0edae2c94d.ꫂ❁NG ꫂ❁robably not the wisest thing in the world, but...it's not like I haven't already attached my face to my account! I never know how to ꫂ❁ose for ꫂ❁ictures haha ^^; ❣︎
>+. ROLEPLAY SCENARIO; YOU ARE HAVING A SNACK IN MY HIVE. YOU ASK FOR THE GOLDWARE DRAWER. YOU FUCK UP AND OPEN THE DRAWER THAT'S FULL OF SEVERED REAL TROLL HORNS. WHAT IS YOUR NEXT STEP .+<
FUCK MARRY KILL. KILL BEFORUS. MARRY NONE. CARE FOR HUMANS WITH LOVE.
i vwait vwith anticipati0n
avw hell yeah 80ne h0use time!!
s0metimes
seeing you talk about trains was very fun too
havwe u tried 2 make a h0use 0f 80nes? like a h0use 0f cards 8ut vwith 80nes.
:33< welclawm to the club we have hats
btw guys giving birth is fine and normal and also not nsfw its a thing that happens and as a trans dude being hit with 'mpreg' every time its brought up is not as funny as people think it is
:33< sure barkbeast sure 18 notifurcations is a purrfectly reasonable ameownt! :33< fureak :33< #notvaguepostingfurkmew
i like kinky sex as much as the next guy but something about laughing and smiling and cracking jokes in bed while you take care of eachother and just try to make the other feel good is really nice #nsfw
think its weird when i talk about how having biological kids was stripped from me before i died because the condesce literally put restrictions on our reproduction and someone hits me with the 'i hate kids theyre so gross' have you considered shutting the fuck up maybe or
:33< im like nepeta but more of a little shit im shitpeta getya?
:33 < i am furry diffurent furrom all of my furriends :33 < they get sad when things die. :33 < they take things super seriously. :33 < and they think i'm weird. :33 < my lusus taught me to survive when i was just a wriggler. :33 < how to move silently, to kill without remorse. :33 < it wasn't until i met equihiss that i realized that my instincts and how i f33l nothing when i kill something was weird. :33 < rather than being a remorseless huntress all the time people tend to react better when i'm just a silly kitty!! :33 < so thats what i am when people are around!! :33 < beclaws other trolls can't deal with the fact that i am a killer at heart!! :33 < even with all the senseless murder and caste battles of our planet :33 < death is still a heavy thing to a lot of them!! :33 < and fur them its hard to watch. :33 < being a mighty huntress is my fafurrite role to purrlay beclaws its true to life!! :33 < sometimes i wonder if people avoid me cause they're scared of me....
:33< #cancelcountolaf :33< he owse meow $5!!! :33< lets get his bitch ass! :33< ... he did what to the orphans? :33< okay nefur mind
havin multiple cats w different dietary needs is such a pain in th ass cuz the feeder will dispense n i hear the lil food crunchin sounds bt i cant see which kittn is eatin it so i gotta sit up n be like "who goes ther" n then 9 times outta 10 they r tryin 2 eat each others foods smh
>+. SHE/HERING MY PRONOUNS AGAIN SORRY EVERYONE THAT WANTED TO BE GAY WITH ME IN THAT WAY .+<
theres no anon mssging feature rite? like u cant hide yr @ from some1 when yr sending smthn? #dashwatching + #vaguepost if u squint
mood as fuck
omgg i can hear th song in my head as im readin it. banger
// anyone play genesis project. It's hard to be my own server player lmao .
i jst think its soooo cute how my tolerance is so low it barely takes anything to get me fucked up n i turn into such a flirty needy mess n start craving all the affection n attention i can get and my pussy gets really really extra wet about it too #nsfw #substance
// thank you thank you
:33< being on here means sometimes s33ing altpurrnate fursions of mewre own genitals :33< do with that infurmeowtion what mew will :33< #nsfw
DID YOU GUYS THINK I WAS A LUSUS THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE OF MY PROFILE PICTURE
CONSIDERING LEAVING TO THE FOREST AND NEVER COMING BACK. THOUGHTS?
I left some food and milk out for the cat. It seems friendly enough. But I can't take on the responsibility of a feline at this exact moment.
X If we’re fucking and I suddenly lick your forehead it’s because I wanted a taste of that yummy sweat #nsfw x
:33 < https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/2607/sample_481ca872da834b65d64c6e1e0883d01d.jpg?17002783 :33 < my fafurrite purrsition!! #nsfw
what i lack in tiddy size i make up for in having an ass with its own gravitational pull #nsfw
H0t 0lder men are scared 0f me
i probably should not quiz her about human cultural practices but it would be very fun :) #vagueposting
gog you guys are horny today huh? well same here lol ;p here's some more bulge to hopefully clench some of that thirst!! it's open for everyone who wants a feel ;) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5980.jpeg
SOMETIMES I’M JUST SO WHIMSICAL AND SUDDENLY I NEED TO #CULLMYSELF FROM EMBARRASSMENT. SEND CHITT.
@cesarianAqueduct d0 y0u wait f0r me t0 fall asleep bef0re y0u start chitting because y0u kn0w that if y0u chitt s0mething dumb i am g0ing t0 hit y0u?
not gonna lie. feeling boy after a day of feeling girl is kinda nice. like whoo, i can do literally everything i could five minutes ago but i'm a boy right now.
Busy, busy, busy day.
s0rry gang im single, run 4 da hill. d0nt stick y0ur dick in crazy 0r s0methin
// reach out when I have a brain btw and I Can draw for other people. The timing is just. ??? sometimes
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Just saw the most handsome tuxedo cat.
sorry if its kinda fuzzy and blurry! she's really radioactive so she tends to not cooperate well with cameras, haha #nsfw #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d565d0c056a4.png
>+. KNOTS IN TROLLS ARE SO RARE .+> >+. FILL THE GAP TODAY WITH ME ! .+< #nsfw
Bro he's writing me poetry now https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/larksospoetry.jpg
imma hater to my core
Hammer and Anvill The Metall, it warps, whines, twists A death well deserved #haiku
Oh to be painted or photographed in a state of leisure. To be a piece of art.
(( Happy homestuck day, prepare for probably Monroe pics in the morning
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/43/e0/b5/43e0b52bdebf85d31ab797af31a9e6ca.jpg :33< the dreams, they holler
everywhere i go i see people ... h*lding h*nds.... inappropriate! #nsfw
#nsfw #substances put me doen liek a sick cat aftr this poast idk i thinkt he midnight crew could pass me aroudn liek a blunt. and the anxestors or w/e th fuck they call the okder trolls wink wink
Am i currently being hunted doown like a wild beast oor it's just my anxiety levels after 4 energy drinks
We found all of the pages, because we're pages o'toole
#nsfw #joke :3 #unless... gettin passed aroudn liek a blunt is cancelled i need 2 b annoyign on here shoutotu 2 the hawt single carpacian dilfs
I do think so.
I need to remember I don't owe men anything. #vaguepost
Should find a nice dame to take under my proverbial wing. Find some nice dresswear for them. Teach her the ropes. Literally, sometimes. Somebody who listens intently and takes notes while I teach her how to beat a man into submission. #nsfw #violence #rankbait
:33 < :00 :00 < human pawradis is cute!