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What the fuck do you want, can't you 2ee iim bu2y wiith iimportant 2hiit.

Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 148Kull Score: 5485 followers3 following

II'm fiinally back at my hiive, II remember why II hate goiing out, my antii2ociial a22 wa2 about two cra2h out on 2ome random troll.

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Total: 2

Fiinally got done wiith therapy and grabbed 2ome long John 2iilver2, now II have two grab ga2 and groceriie2 how fun, ugh there 2o many people here.

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Kull: +30
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.40

Bro if you didnt get the krispies were gonna have to draw and quarter you

The what?

The crispies bro, the lil bits of batter that are fried and crispy you can just ask for em theyll give you the crispies bro its like the best fuckin part

Oh tho2e? No II diidn't get em II ju2t got a few hu2h puppiie2 and a piiece of fii2h liike any re2pectable troll.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Alright prepare to get into the Device tm patent pending

Yeah no.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
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Gog II can't waiit two get out of therapy, II'm goiing two enjoy long John 2iilver2 when II get there.

Ju2t 2aw 2omeone weariing a Harry Potter 2hiirt, never iin my liife have II felt 2uch a briief yet iinten2e 2park of hate.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Ju2t had 2ome McDonald'2, liife ii2 awe2ome.

Kult: +75
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Total: 150
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Sounds yummy (*´꒳`*)

Yeah, but II diidn't get much, ju2t a 2mall 2hake.

oo what flavor (*´-`)

Chocolate.

Ooo !! I personally prefer strawberry (^ω^)

Really? Eh II triied 2trawberry about twiice, diidn't liike iit eiither tiime.

Oh Σ(・□・;) was there too many strawberries in it or ??

Nah, II'm ju2t not that much of a 2trawberry guy.

Thats fair !!! ^^

Yeah.

Fuck II've been away from my hiive for over a hour now, thii2 ii2 new level2 of torture II've never experiienced, II'd rather iinge2t miind honey and have a fuckiin epii2ode then thii2 2hiit. #2ub2tance

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YOU ARE ALWAYS, BUT THIS GOT ME FEELING WORRIED FOR YOU FOR SOME REASON. STAY SAFE BULGEHEAD.

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Awww you do care.

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I’M NOT A FUCKING MONSTER.

Alriight alriight II'll be careful, enough of thii2 2appy 2hiit kk, al2o 2oo gonna kiick your a22 iin uno.

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@carcinoGarlic[CG]

YEAH WHATEVER YOU SAY.

Ju2t you waiit tiill II get back from my hiive, al2o II'm gettiing trolldonald2 and troll long John 2iilver, yeah my liife ii2 2o awe2ome riight now.

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GET ME FOOD.

No, get your own.

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@carcinoGarlic[CG]

ASSHOLE.

Love you two kk.

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You all need people two hold your call2? II ju2t u2e my p2iioniic2.

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SOLLUX, HOLD MY CALLS.

Fuck off kk, II'm not holdiing your call2.

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SELFISH PRICK.

Womp womp kk.

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I dont get calls╰(*´︶`*)╯!!

Wow, that'2 uh kiinda 2ad.

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Ah sorry (◞‸◟) i didnt mean for it to come off that way !!

Ugh II've only been out for liike two or 2o miinute2 and II'm already mii22iing my hiive.

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Oh yeah one more po2t, @carciinoGarliic hey kk, hope you're ready two get your a22 handed two you twofold iin uno.

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ABSOLUTELY GONNA BE EMBARRASSING FOR YOU IF YOU LOOSE.

A2 iif II'd lo2e agaiin2t you kk.

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YOU WILL, AND I AM GONNA POST ABOUT IT AND LAUGH.

Yeah 2ure kk, gog II can't waiit two get back two my hiive and kiick your a22 twofold at uno.

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@carcinoGarlic[CG]

NAPPP BREAKKK.

2nrk, whatever kk.

Oh yeah, whiile II'm around and 2hiit, @iimJuniior can II have a few badge2? Any wiill do.

Fuck II'm 2o hungry II could eat two whole hoofbea2t2, doe2n't help how II have a miinii miigraiine that feel2 liike two driill2 driilliing iinto the center of my thiinkpan.

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Man, II love wiinniing argument2 agaiin2t kk, nothiing ii2 a2 2atii2fyiing.

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it t0ok mine way tw0 long tw0 realize i was pitch for him. and that just made me hate hom m0re.

Woah other me where'2 thii2 comiing from? II don't exactly hate or have piitch feeliing for my kk, II ju2t me22iing wiith hiim and makiing fun of hiim, iif anythiing our relatiion2hiip ii2 far more clo2er two II gue22 <> but not even that, we're ju2t friiend2.

Uh huh, 2ure kk.

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ALL I SEE IS A DEAD BODY SOON.

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i guess these things do vary.

Awww, love you two buddy.

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Yeah, come on don't make a22umptiion2 here, iit make u2 look liike total dumba22e2.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A TOTAL DUMBASS.

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shut up kk this d0esnt involve y0u.

2hut the fuck up kk.

Ughhh 2hiit, II have two go out twoday and II really don't fuckiing want two, II ju2t wanna 2tay home and play my viideo game2 and watch tutoriial2 on codiing and web2iitebuiildiing.

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I SHOWERED TODAY YOU FUCKFACE. HOW ABOUT THAT? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWER?? YOUR AURA IS SHOWING OUT AS GREEN.

II 2howered two day2 ago you fuckiin nook 2niiffer, al2o that'2 your own aura 2howiing not miine.

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THATS ACTUALLY YOUR NOOK STINKING IT UP. DON'T EVEN.

You mean YOUR nook, II 2wear II've 2melled 2ea dweller2 that 2melled le22 liike the ocean compared two you.

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I DON'T EVEN HAVE A COMEBACK TO THIS. YOU CREATIVE FUCK.

Thank2, II know II'm ju2t that awe2ome kk.

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I NEVER SAID THAT.

You wa2 thiinkiing iit.

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I REALLY WASN'T.

2ure kk, whatever help2 you 2leep at niight.