John/June Egbert
@ghostlyBiology
He/him she/her?? Not fully sure. Love my friends and relationships! Life can be hard but it’s better with friends!
i guess since we are hight posting, i’m 5’9 and still not done growing apparently despite my age. god tiers really do be keeping you guessing.
🔪 babe gimme yøur ankles i prømise i will use the height før gøød
and grøwing.
i thought that was from his last growth spurt… he really is going to out grow both of us..
think that's just høw trølls are
does any1 else just randomly remember that grandma got run over by a reindeer exist sometimes?
this song isn’t so bad. kind of cheesy but who doesn’t like cheesy? hearing it on the radio i didn’t really think to hard about it.
i wasnt even talkin about the song i was talkin about the animated special lol
its not good but yup!
that’s… terrible! why would they make a movie about a sweet old woman getting run over on christmas? wtf?
howv long do grubs cocoon for? they dont really come vwith instruction manuals.
my kanaya said it was like a week or two depending on the blood color. sorry had to answer this since i’m helping my karkat with his egg with gamzee.
oh thank you zz:O my grub recently cocooned and im unfortunately missing my baby. a lot. so thank you
oh trust me i understand. karkat has similar issues when he’s away from his egg for to long. i get it. even i can’t say i’m not somewhat attached. what’s your little one like?
i cant camp out in the hatchery for an entire vweek..... SIGH. yeah feels stressful and shit. and cosete is expressivwe, a vwery livwely, likes to bite a lot. my fault really. vwery cute and svweet vwhen they vwant to be, vwery bold personality. much more like kurloz than me honestly.
oh so they are kurlozs! that’s really cool! we don’t know how the grub is going to be yet.. was only layed a few days ago after all. but we do know they are a mutant! just not a mutant of life. apparently we hit the big luck button and got a mutant high blood. or i think it will be high blood. the egg is like inner banana yellow and if red is on the opposite of free then that kind of yellow is on the opposite of purple. and i know he hasn’t gone anywhere near sollux.
yeah, my boyfriend is a kurloz zz:] lovwe him to bits. fuckin big ass egg, it sucked but VWHAT CAN YA DO. aaaaand aaaah, hm? no clue. i vwonder if theyll pick up any of the partial semi-aquatic features a purpleblood has? but honestly it can be a gamble, i knowv cosete leans seadvweller cause of the purplegenes. 🤔 i mean no other vway cause of kurly. honestly id ask for an update vwhen the lil baby hatches but ill mind my business haha.
asked karkat and he said it was fine if i gave you an update to the banana egg when they hatch! could you do the same when your little one finally comes out?
yeah shore! id be glad too. thank you zz:]!!
thinking.
but why?
brains do that.
where my sister when i need her..?
NO IDEA PROBABLY SOMEHOW IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACE SHE COuLD POSSIBLY BE
probably.. which is frustrating because i really could use her help right now.
you
dø i just løøk particularly targetable get me øut øf here
what happened?
what is everyøne freaking øut abøut
a new installment of your favorite video game.
huh??????
need tø get my mind øff this where's june when i need her #nsfw
always a text away dave! <3
does anyone else ever feel like they are the mess up to grand to ever be forgiven? asking for a friend.
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