John Egbert
@ghostlyBiology
He/him she/her?? Not fully sure. Love my friends and relationships! Life can be hard but it’s better with friends!
hehe dave’s really cute when he’s all tied up. i thinned i’m gonna take jknnto the basement for a while. #suggestive #substance
i never said that but maybe when you're less high cuz if neither of us are thinking then who's flying the plane babe
>+. LOZ PET LIST; 5 SKAGS. 1 HOUNDOOM. 2 RAKK. 1 ARCHEN. 1 SABLEYE. 1 MORGREM. 1 LINOONE (GALARIAN) .+<
hmm what about an eevee so that if theres something you need to cover then you can just get the stone you need to change them instead. eevees are very bersatile. either that or ditto.
>+. DID MY THEME SOMEHOW SKIP YOUR EYES. HOW I HAVE EDGY BEASTS AND GREMLINS .+> >+. SORRY. VANTAS REFLEX TO BE MEAN. I WILL NOT BE GETTING THE PUPPY .+<
but espeon, jolteon, flareon, and umbreon are all angsty or cool looking. also i’m high right now so honestly i didn’t notice. also ditto fits in as gremlin.
>+. THEY'RE ALSO MORE. KITTY. AND I JUST DON'T WANT MORE GOO IN MY HOME. YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE STARTING TO WARRANT MY HOSTILITY .+<
heh may have baked something special while karkat, dave, and i were working on the flan.
OH REALLY. LIKE I COULDN’T SMELL IT THE ENTIRE TIME. JUST BE MORE CAREFUL WITH THIS BATCH JOHN. WE DON’T NEED A REPEAT OF LAST TIME. #SUBSTANCE
hey you got drunk a few days back. it’s my turn to get a chance to relax.
oh god don’t remind me. jake still gets worried every time im in the same room as him because of that event. i know it’s just cause he is worried about me and everything but it does make me a bit sad.
kneecapping my boyfriends so they can't stop me from using the kitchen
OK OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WANTS TO BE BIT! I WILL TURN YOU INTO A CHEW TOY IF YOU DARE TRY AND TAKE OUT MY KNEECAPS.
dave i love you so much but your cooking isn’t edible. you burned water before!!
YOU CAN COOK OR BAKE ALL YOU WANT JUST DON’T MAKE ME EAT IT. ALSO PRETTY SURE JOHN HATES YOU TOUCHING „HIS“ OVEN.
i would if he didn’t nearly burn down the kitchen just yesterday from trying to boil water for noodles.
i love what this place can be, but you are going to have to drag me off tumblr, because where else am i going to reblog decade+ old posts about bonkers things?
yeah i know it is! it happened once. or at least someone in the dreambubbles make a scroll in picture of something like it.
maybe they did have fun, but we have to focus in on just how cursed it is. but gently.
you're an egbert who is...22 years old? ok, whatever, that's nothing. the goal is the same no matter what. you must tease with the right amount of edge to it.
oh trust me, i know how to tease! both of my partners would know that much! and yeah i’m 22 but what does that have to do with anything?
i'm just trying to figure out the timeline here. also i just turned 30. can you see the confusion?
not really..? i mean i guess your either an alternate me or someone in my family i didn’t get to meet. but i don’t see where the timeline becomes a problem. maybe because i haven’t gotten there yet… hmm