John Egbert
@ghostlyBiology
He/him she/her?? Not fully sure. Love my friends and relationships! Life can be hard but it’s better with friends!
hehe dave’s really cute when he’s all tied up. i thinned i’m gonna take jknnto the basement for a while. #suggestive #substance
i never said that but maybe when you're less high cuz if neither of us are thinking then who's flying the plane babe
ohhh damn this stuff is hitting hard. #substance
heh may have baked something special while karkat, dave, and i were working on the flan.
OH REALLY. LIKE I COULDN’T SMELL IT THE ENTIRE TIME. JUST BE MORE CAREFUL WITH THIS BATCH JOHN. WE DON’T NEED A REPEAT OF LAST TIME. #SUBSTANCE
hey you got drunk a few days back. it’s my turn to get a chance to relax.
oh god don’t remind me. jake still gets worried every time im in the same room as him because of that event. i know it’s just cause he is worried about me and everything but it does make me a bit sad.
does anyone know where i can find an inflatable hammer?
you wake up to find you are john egbert. you have a passion for hitting things and creatures with hammers and doing the windy thing which lets you fly. you are currently worried about your best friend dave strider who seems to be drunk. what will you do?
Follow Your Passions And Hit Him With A Hammer
as much as i would find that funny, dave is drunk and i don’t really want to hurt him. maybe i’ll go over there using my retcon powers and then do the windy thing to fly him around a little.