John/June Egbert
@ghostlyBiology
He/him she/her?? Not fully sure. Love my friends and relationships! Life can be hard but it’s better with friends!
i guess since we are hight posting, i’m 5’9 and still not done growing apparently despite my age. god tiers really do be keeping you guessing.
🔪 babe gimme yøur ankles i prømise i will use the height før gøød
i thought that was from his last growth spurt… he really is going to out grow both of us..
#eggsitting karkat said he needed to go out for a little so im getting to egg sit. the banana egg is so cute.
i love my sister ao much. she’s so good tonme! over here eatingbrownies with her. there so good. #substance
why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly? #substance
where my sister when i need her..?
NO IDEA PROBABLY SOMEHOW IN THE MOST INCONVENIENT PLACE SHE COuLD POSSIBLY BE
probably.. which is frustrating because i really could use her help right now.
#gore #horror #body-horror #abuse #vagueposting i don’t normally have this urge to kill but if he tries coming near dave again, i’ll hunt him down and use my hammer to break every bone in his body as a means to kill him slowly.
does anyone else ever feel like they are the mess up to grand to ever be forgiven? asking for a friend.
just kEEp fUckIn shit up. EasiEr and fUnniEr that way.
i really don’t want to do that. i don’t think it’s very funny when it ends up hurting those you love..
finally updated my profile pic.
this year… i lost my dear sweet boyfriend dave…
neither. i’m just fucking around. he’s god tier and there’s no way karkat would actually kill him but our karkat is currently hunting down dave over something he said. it’s fine it all fun and games… for the most part at least. my boyfriends have a weird way of showing love to one another.
yeah i told him i’m not going to go save his twink ass this time. i gave him warning. i love the guy but if he is going to mess with karkat then i’m not going to stop them. thus i have lost him.. my poor dave..
It's Nice That Someone Still Posts All They Had Planned Despite Their Untimely Death. Rest In Peace.
… @turnaroundgodtech did you piss karkat off again? i just saw him fly by with a devils grin.
told you i won’t save you this time. it was good knowing you dave. you will forever be missed.
oh gods i found an old voice message from myself to jade... this is embarrassing, but i just laughed so hard i couldn't breathe for a moment. [voice message from "john": “okay, hi, um. tiny problem. maybe medium problem. possibly universe-level problem, actually. so you know how everybody said earth c was supposed to be, like, peaceful? new beginning? fresh start for humanity? whatever? tell me why there is a goose here that hates me personally. like not geese in general. just me. i don’t know what i did to this thing. i was literally minding my business! i was carrying groceries home, humming to myself, thinking about movies, having a perfectly normal adult evening, and this feathery demon spotted me from across the park like i owed it money. and before you ask, yes, i ran. no, i did not win. you know how humiliating it is to get chased through a public area by a goose while slightly high? because apparently i do now. apparently, this is character development. and the worst part is dave saw the whole thing happen. the whole thing. he didn’t help me at all. he just stood there narrating it like a nature documentary. (in his best dave voice) 'here we see the lesser egbert fleeing from his natural predator, the overgrown park chicken.’ i hate him so much. anyway if i die tell everyone i was taken out by an evil overgrown park chicken.”
im finally awake. oh that was poor decisions at its finest. #substance
heh no i dont need to start laughing at what i did. its not funny. and i could have really gone to far. im going to have to catch up on food and make sure the other two eat now.
had. i ate a good portion of my brownies yesterday. made some poor decisions. thats what this was about. yesterdays trip was wild though
i did. pretty sure dave wont be getting up for a while because of it. #nsfw
oh no.. just made the mistake of eating more of the brownies.. i was hungry but didn’t think about what i just started eating… well i’m just going to buy food tonight. no way i’m going t i be safe in the kitchen.. @turnaroundgodtech come take these things away from me before i make a worse decision..
-> Refill Your Supply With Brownies For A Fantastic Deal = Your Total Is $2.50
.. i would but dave has my card right now to keep me from doing stuff.. woah autocorrect working with me this time. hehe
-> If You Would Like To Start A Tab That Is Also Available = Your Total Is $17.38
note to self. no timeline hoping high. oh my head is spinning..😵💫
sooo. i’m going to have some brownies… not enough to make me completely out of it but enough to calm back down. #substance #notdoinggood.
totally forgot that it’s going to be pailing season. is pailing season? huh i really should do better about paying attention to the date.
listening to “sour patch” by “bryce vine” last song for the night i swear. https://open.spotify.com/track/5j1rbiusbzwyzpgmuojzow?si=-4d0a28btmy-qet3taq6ow
you’ve got me trapped in your mind but tonight i won’t be yours. you’ve got me trapped in your mind but tonight i won’t be yours. tonight i won’t be yours tonight i won’t be yours tonight i won’t be yours baby. #lyricsposting #lyrics #måneskin
roxanne! you don’t need to put on the red light! roxanne! you don’t have to put on the red light!! #lyricsposting #lyrics #falloutboystributetopolice
late night john thoughts. dave’s ass is fucking nice. if all of the trolls bloods make up the rainbow then what was on the other side of a rainbow is not gold (money) but dead trolls… dave looks really pretty while his face is lit up by a tv screen. karkat is really cute when he purrs like a cat or when i’m he goes into heat with the nesting. hehe. if air and water are both clear, why can we see water and not air? shut up is called that because your jaw has to move up for you to go quiet. #nsfw #death #latenightthoughts #substance