i love hearing about all the wacky hijinks goin on in other timelines
the fuck is a trussy
how is that wacky? or do you mean it like “that sucks” in your silly strider way?
nah g i mean a we aint have anyone needing egg sitters way cept maybe like birds i guess
oh. do you not have trolls in your timeline? or just none of them have gotten knocked up?
dog i dont think trolls in my timeline lay eggs we got like their brooding caverns and shit? mothergrubs and the whole nine eggs? eggs??? no no eggs pretty sure tz woulda told me up front if egg layin was a risk
oh then a big timeline difference. kanaya has been working on trying to get the mother grub to hatch but it’s not worked in the 400 years we’ve been out here on earth c. and apparently it is a thing that our trolls can do but didn’t know they could because the grub mother kind of made that an unnecessary thing. karkat got knocked up by a gamzee during a heat cycle so now there’s an egg. a very banana colored egg at that.
man you telling me you dont know about troll pussy yet? get your head in the game bro youre besmirching the good strider name
dog thats nuts sorry to the troll race and also kanaya and uh congrats gamkar i guess? poppin bottles and shit
dog i straight up thought you were talkin about a person got people out here named yiffany and shit thought fuck maybe thats some new sorta gremlin what popped outta someone in his timeline man youre just now getting on the troll pussy train? what fuckin rock you been livin under
wouldn’t say that. the two haven’t talked in a good minute since their moiraillegiance broke a few weeks back. actually karkat and dave are engaged and out on a date right now to keep karkat’s mind off of it.