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RE-FUCKING CHIT. MASSIVELY.
I LIKE YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT BOOKS. KEEP SAYING THEM.
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY CHITINOUS WINDPIPE AND SMACKED THEM SLOPPY STYLE RIGHT ONTO MY REPLIES THREAD. THANK YOU, KARKAT. I KNEW YOU’D HAVE AN INTERPRETATION WORTH A SHIT. AND THANKS FOR BOTHERING TO READ IT. I KNOW JUST AS WELL AS YOU DO THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE STOP TO SMELL THE ROSES SO TO SPEAK. THE ROSES BEING OUR DRIVEL.
HALF OF THESE USERS OF CHITTR DOT ING ASK THEIR “SMART” SEARCH ENGINES FOR WHAT KIND OF LIQUID THEY SHOULD POUR OVER THEIR CEREAL IN THE MORNINGS, SO I DON’T DOUBT THIS AT ALL. SO MUCH FOR MY REVIEW ON THE ODYSSEY. IT’S A FUCKING LOST CAUSE TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO USE THEIR LIMITED PHONICS ON SOUNDING OUT “CHARYBDIS”.
print("rock on freaky brah")
B33 < his hands are like soft cloth B33 < hed have no purrchase at all
i mean he definitely could. but if someone were to deprive him of his powers... its a very funny thought that hed just be scrabbling at them with useless puppety hands.
lmao hes your lil banana slug cute ill swing by soon prolly while wrens at school
kinda funny how much of a variety karkat comes in tho like we got tiny kats big kats wide kats narrow kats my kat is tiny for a troll but hes got 12 inches on me anyway karkat appreciation post
never said you weren't allowed to. you'll do ok. i don't know shit about this so i don't got any suggestions. just don't let it chew on cables or something. glad you're doing fine i guess even if you're not mine.
weird but cute.
i ...I GuEsS I JuSt. I DoN'T KnOw? So uSeD To uS BeInG ToGeThEr n jUsT HaD So mUcH GoIn oN. wAs fAmIlIaR N ... I DiDn't cHaNgE My sTaTuS n SoRrY MaN. nAh nOt lIkE UnWoRtHy, MaKeS Me sOuNd lIkE I DeSeRvE SoMeThIn. tHiNk tHaT'S WhY We cAn't lIkE GeT It rIgHt, AlWaYs eNd uP ApOlOgIzInG FoR EvErYtHiNg. FuCkIn hOnEsTlY DiDn't eXpEcT JuNe tO Be dOiN AlL ThAt eItHeR ... KnOw yOu wOrKeD YeR PoWeRs oN Us bUt wOw. hE FuCkEd mE Up mAn, JuSt gEtTiN To wHeRe i cAn eVeN SaY ThAt sHiT FeR ReAl. GlAd tHe lIl gUy hAs tHe tHrEe oF YoU (o: WiLl nEvEr bE AlOnE N I LiKe tHaT ThOuGhT A LoT. YeR DoIn gReAt aS A LuSuS BrO, aLwAyS WoRrYiNg tOo mUcH.
guy whø straightens his pubes vs guy whø curls his underarm hair #nsfw
8=l < I miss when a few hundred years felt like a long time
︻デ═一 0pen1ng quadrantmate appl1cat10n5 ︻デ═一 requ1rement5: be al1ve ︻デ═一 l1ke me (0pt10nal)
Yes? #juniorbadgedyou
for convenience heres the down low on blocks there was a bug concerning the ooc block on this bomb ass website and ive been anointed undeserved unappointed king of explaining that shit lets kick it 🔥 ooc block now functions correctly as intended if you ooc block someone every single profile under their account is blocked this communicates you dont fuck with them basically their characters disappear from the dash you get no notifications from em and this block is account wide roleplayer specific not character specific this includes profiles you might not know about from friends please check your blocks to make sure you only have OOC blocked who you wanna ❤️🔥 ic block functions as it always had your character blocks another individual character their posts are blurred you have to manually click them shits to see them this can be seen as a kind of light block or soft block in the realm of make believe and play pretend 🕯️ lastly there is ignore which comes in two fun flavors ignores are usually character specific both ways meaning if you ignore someone you are only ignoring them on one profile specific to the profile you are ignoring not account wide think of this like hitting snooze you wont see their posts anymore they straight up do not appear they can interact with your posts but you will not be given notifications from someone you ignored keep that in mind if you snooze you lose ignore all is all of the above but it applies the ignore status condition which means the ignored profile will not show up when you have any of your own characters selected and they will not produce notifications for any of your characters how to tell if youre blocked the easiest way would be to check if you can react or rechitt a users posts you wont be able to leave a react to someone you got blocked you also wont be able to message someone if you have them blocked but bear in mind there are some privacy settings that restrict that too
lmao yeah karkat thing got it
nO WoRrIeS BrOtHa wE AlL GeT LiKe bUsY. sEe tHaT'S WhY I FuCk wItH YoU So hEaVy. My pAlEbRo gEtS It. FuCk tHaT MoThErFuCkEr <> ThAnKs mAn! We cAn cAtCh uP On tHe fLiP WaS AbOuT To hIt tHe sLaB.
mOsT FuCkInG ReSpEcTfUlLy, WhEn dId aLl yA'Ll's sTaRt cArInG BoUt tHaT CoTtOn cAnDy sTiCkS OpInIoN. lIkE ReSpEcTfUlLy oF CoUrSe. MoThErFuCkEr sAiD AlL ThE CrItErIa sHiT AnD It wAs bOuT FuCkInG ViBeS.
fInAlLy lIkE MaKiNg iT OfFiCiAl pAlE BrO HoNk hOnK (o: <>
// My racist ass father is becoming aware of how racism affects black people he's evolving this is monumental
oh yeah totally forgot to wish the vanta's a happy shared hatching day or whatever its called. especially happy hatching day you little freak. keep existing for dave and june's sake. @knightGeneticist be there at the party in like 2. jake is taking his time.
yessir nest time heheghr
hApPy wRiGgLiNg bEsTeSt pAlEbRo! (o:
fuck trying tø stay awake cuz it's the baes birthday tøday but i'm sø fucking tired døn't tell him that thøugh i'm trying tø stay up all day sø i can spend time with him
happy wriggling day tø my super fucking awesøme bøyfriend slash matesprit karkat @knightgeneticist i fucking løve yøu bitch im never gønna støp løving yøu bitch
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@knightgeneticist the nøtebøøk is kinda lackluster babe can we watch sømething else next møvie night
okay i feel a little better after a shower but the bluh is still real
(O: a mOtHeRfUcKeR Is iN A ReAl gOoD FuCkInG MoOd. LiKe gReAt aCtUaLlY. fUcKiNg sTeLlAr eVeN. tHiS PaLe aNd rEd sHiT ReAlLy hItS FoR ReAl.
damn that's fuckin cute. i resent the implication that i'm needy tho
lIkE HoNeStLy? CoNvEnIeNcE I GuEsS? i dUnNo mAn. tHiS MoThErFuCkEr iS AnNoYiNg wItH A CaPiTaL F AnD A. FuCkIn' AnNoYiNg. aNd yEt ... cOmPeLlInG.
kInDa tIrEd oF FuCkInG HiTtInG On dAvE'S. hE'S AnNoYiNg. AnD YeT He cOmPeLs a mOtHeRfUcKeR.
karkat jesus christ
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rip guess someone will have to take me behind the shed
sorry guys my return singlehandedly broke chittr
i go away for a weekend and yall go crazy af
Imagine "Let me be clear" before this.
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you know what? fuck it! i’m done! i’m done running and hiding. i’m done being afraid of how others are going to see me if i change things. if i wanna wear dresses and skirts or get piercings then i’m going to do it! thank you to my two boyfriends for being there and pushing me to be myself more and more. i needed this. @turnaroundgodtech @knightgeneticist i love you both so much and i’m done letting my fear control me.
fucking boo i guess new platform same old ass me lmao been a long ass time since ive used any social media platform- i pin all blame on shit i get up to on nep shes the one that insisted i get on here ((Sparse existence likely. Icon made by hand. Here to cause problems and have fun with it.))
h0w seadwellers arrive two functi0ns in the lowbl0od districts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f7ee1fbb9d0.png #shitpost
iM gunna do one of those pinned chit thingies uhhh hey iM Weevil (apparently thats a funny naMe to aliens or soMething) iM a softWare enginer and i do stuff??? fuck Man i duhnno iM not intresting dMs open or Whatevr ((OOC: WARNING THIS CHARACTER IS A BIG BLANK SLATE ! i aM Making stuff up as i go bc uhhhh its More fun that Way asdfghh)) https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5871.jpeg
I’ve recovered from my illness, most fortunately! Ah, it is no good for a silly old troll like me to travel alone. Had my young companion been at my side, he would have surely been cross with me, hohoho! …But, who knows what he might be doing now. In my recovery, I took comfort in a jisei from Matsuo Bashou, one of the most famous great poets: “On a journey, ill: My dream goes wandering over withered fields.”
May have to test that theory on My huMan...
yEaH AnD I OnLy gOt bItS AnD PiEcE Of iT LoTtA ShIt iS A HuGe bLaNk fOr mE ThAt jUjU ShIt rEaLlY FuCkEd mE Up A MoThErFuCkErS GoTtA HiDe bRo ShItS EaSiEr tHaN NoT DuNnO If yOu'd gEt iT yEaH I MiSs mInE ToO BuT LiKe wErE We eVeR GoOd bRo? i tHiNk iT'S GoNnA Be a pRoBlEm rEaL SoOn ThErE CaN OnLy bE OnE So sOmEtHiNg bAd's gOtTa bE On tHe wAy
yOu'rE StIlL So fUn tO TeAsE HoNk (O: BuT FiNe fInE YoU KnOw mY Dm's aRe aLwAyS OpEn iF YoU WaNnA ClOwN ArOuNd
iT'S In tHe bLoOd bRo, WhAt i wAs mAdE FoR Of cOuRsE YoU NeVeR GoTtA AsK KaRkAt
hOnK (o: tHiNkInG'S FrEe DoN'T HuRt nObOdY hOnK (o:
i aIn't sAy nOtHiNg (O: YoU DiD BrO
i'm aLwAyS DoWn tO ClOwN BrO 💜 (o: HoNk
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finally a karkat with some fuckin globes to post smash or pass
(^･ω･^) < I JUST K33P WINNING THESE!!! #WINNING
pleaaaase
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
B33 < *tc mentions that theres also othpurr books set in the same unifurse like the silmarillion (that ones super dense but has lots of lore so it sort of balances out a bit)*
c< i absOlutely will, tHOugH, i teNd 2 prefer digital cOpies, ill 100% sHOOt it yOur way >c
aw shit ok yea dont do that get some rest and maybe watch one of your movies to stay distracted
ive got a way with words but you already know that let me know when and where ill pull up #suggestive
damn he's playing you like a fiddle karkat
ive decided life is good actually send chitt
heh
cant help myself from running it you know how it is
i wasnt the one making design choices but id fucking love a pair of horns actually or to make chittering bug noises i love that shit
yeah, that i do remember... like before he blitzed his kitchen chakra and was still making food a starving trash panda couldn't shove down its ravenous gullet, he was always out there making hotdogs in the summer. 8J still is!! but now he can like, make pasta too.
kneecapping my boyfriends so they can't stop me from using the kitchen
am i a "little meow meow"???
you love usssss