I LIKE THIS GUY. FINALLY, ANOTHER KARKAT THAT ACTUALLY REFLECTS OUR TRUE INTELLECTUAL PROWESS AND NOT A BRAINDEAD BACKROOMS-ESQUE COPY.
YOU’RE NOT THE LIME GREEN KARKAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GET HIS ASS.
Writes this whole thing down.
UNEXPECTED MENTION. ARE WE ALL GATHERING HERE AS IF IT’S SOME KIND OF MIGRATION OF TOLERABLE VANTAS?
I WAS GENUINELY THINKING ABOUT THE OTHER HOT, LIME BLOOD WHO HAS MUCH MORE CURVES. SHE’S ALSO A REVIEWER OF MOVIES I THINK? AND HER DAVE IS NAMED DOVE TRYING MY HARDEST TO REMEMBER HER @, BUT IT’S NOT PROCESSING.
MORE LIKE OUR OTHER SELF HERE AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT TOLERABLE VERSIONS OF OURSELVES, AND THE ONLY TWO OTHERS WHO CAME TO MIND WERE YOURSELF AND ANOTHER FEMININE FORMED VERSION.
OH OKAY SO YOU’RE JUST CALLING ME A CURVELESS RICKETY TWIG NOW. OH OKAY. OKAY.
FIRST OFF, I DIDN’T SAY THAT. YOU’RE PUTTING WORDS IN MY FUCKING MOUTH. SECOND, SHE’S MORE CURVY THAN YOU BECAUSE SHE HAS A BIGGER BODY FORM THAN YOU. RELAX YOURSELF BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF. YOU HAPPEN TO BE A VERY BEAUTIFUL VERSION OF US. I’VE JUST NEVER FUCKING MET YOU, OR EVEN SEEING YOU ON THE TIMELINE. NOT MY FUCKING FAULT I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU.
WHATEVER SUITS YOUR NEEDS, YOUR HIGHNESS.