guy whø straightens his pubes vs guy whø curls his underarm hair #nsfw
OH SO THATS WHY IT TILL YOU 4 HOURS TO GET OUT OF THE STERILIZATION BLOCK?
TOOK*
nø that was frøm scrubbing cherry red øut øf my hair. wønder høw that shit happened.
I MEAN, YOU COULD JUST LET ME IN THERE AND HELP YOU SCRUB IT OUT, ASSHOLE. OR-AND HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE-YOU COULD STOP PUTTING YOUR HEAD AND MOUTH WHERE THIS SORT OF SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. BUT NO, APPARENTLY THAT WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO USE THE ONE THINK-PAN CELL THAT WE HAVE TO DIVIDE BETWEEN OURSELVES. AT THIS POINT I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST COMMIT TO IT. STRAWBERRY BLONDE. IT’D PROBABLE LOOK CUTE ON YOU, EVEN IF IT IS A BIT OFFENSIVE TO ME, BUT IM WILLING TO MAKE THAT SACRIFICE. AND, IT YOU’D STOP WASTING HALF YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO UNDO YOUR OWN STUPIDITY, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE MORE TIME TO COME AND ANNOY ME INSTEAD. JUST A THOUGHT. TRY NOT TO CHOKE ON IT, BABE.
are yøu genuinely suggesting i støp eating yøu øut. #nsfw
NO IM SUGGESTING YOU STOP SHOWERING SO OFTEN SO WE COULD DO MORE. AND IF YOU HATE YOUR HAIR GETTING COLORED THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. #NSFW
øh im sørry my liege i'll make sure tø ønly take 6 høur shøwers frøm nøw øn
OH NO YOU DON’T!! 6 HOURS?!? THATS EVEN LONGER THAN YOU NORMALLY DO! IM NOT LETTING YOU BECOME SOME KIND OF SHOWER-DWELLING CRIPTID, LIKE DIRK!
.... *cryptid
LOOK IM TRYING BUT YOU DO KNOW IM STILL EXHAUSTED.