Spades Slick.
@sanguineSaevitas
don't talk to me if you're a frog.
gonna sit in my tub for a couple hours i think.
eating a hot dog.
deuce managed to make the cigarette dog by the way. he made five. one went rogue and attacked boxcars and i so i ate it. the remaining four are learning to roll on command.
Like... a dog that smokes cigs?
nevermind. they gotta die.
again. those fucking spam calls are getting on my nerves. three in the past hour and a half. fuck off i'm gonna kill you and everyone you love.
guns are ok. but i prefer knives or swords.
Perhaps a gun that shoots swords?
This is why you should ignore this dumbass friday and begin preparations for my new invention, #SlashingSaturday tomorrow! Get your knives ready, for tomorrow's gonna be the first of it's kind, and you don't wanna miss it! Heahahaha...
no cause i won't be able to feel the blade dig into their flesh if it's from a distance.
Ah, you make a compelling point! I understand now.
i'm gonna be the one and only owner of that dog by the way.
i want a cigarette dog.
I didn't know barkbeasts were capable of that.
like a dog that smokes cigarettes or a dog that is a cigarette or a secret third thing
this makes sense yes
ughhh. whatever.
TSK TSK. #VAGUEPOSTING AGAIN, SLICK? #JACKINGOFF
SIMPLY REFRESHING MY FEED AND REACTING TO WHAT MATTERS. IN ORDER TO ESTABLISH MY DOMINANCE. OVER ALL YOU LOWLY PIECES OF SHIT. #JACKINGOFF
NO. IM SAYING #JACKINGOFF IS WHAT MATTERS. WOULDNT MATTER IF IT WAS YOU OR ANY OTHER ITERATION ON JACK NOIR. DONT GET YOUR EGO INFLATED NOW.
you said reacting to what matters. which implies it's what i post. which implies i matter. get your shit together.
THAT WAS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT. STOP DIGGING AROUND FOR WAYS TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT. WE ARE DONE FOR THIS THREAD.
i need a drink.
FINE. THAT WAS NOT MY BEST #JACKINGOFF MATERIAL. I MUST ADMIT.
OH DONT WORRY. JUST SAY SOME STUPID BULLSHIT AND I WILL RATIO YOU. THEN THAT WILL BE AN APPROPRIATE #JACKINGOFF MOMENT RIGHT THERE. HEEHOOHOOHOO.
swords.
AN HONORABLE WEAPON THAT YOUR HANDS COULD NEVER USE CORRECTLY. #JACKINGOFF
I LOVE #YAOI.
Agreed! #Yaoi
⚞ LOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUD fucking rechitt ⚟
💪💪👆👆
the only badge i'd want is that of a knife. or a sword. otherwise i don't give a shit.
@dynamicFlowfields this.
there’s a badge that’s two swords, even. @imjunior (an hook 7ou up
Shwing! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #swordsaint
i thought his species was cherub for a second i had some concerns.
SILLY JACK. #VAGUEPOSTING ON THE FEED? I THOUGHT ALL OF US KNEW BETTER THAN THAT. CLEARLY YOU HAVE ONLY GOTTEN WORSE OVER TIME.
You know, now I’m curious who his “other half” would have been, if such a thing were real.
Now the real question is... Which of us was shoved to the A1 session?
putting multiple versions of myself in the same place was one of the worst decisions to make. we all just wanna kill each other on principle.
Oh hey you are back.
i get busy sometimes so posting on this shit hole isn't a priority. that said you're one of the most tolerable ones.
see this is what i meant.
YOURE NEXT.
maybe if you sucked less i'd consider this a threat.
IN THE TIME YOU SPENT PLAYING WITH YOUR LITTLE TOYS. I GROW STRONGER.
@diamanteDerelict mixed signals.
♦ I spoke too much.
no no keep going. why did you drop it and how.
♦ That information is unimportant.
♦ No, I am currently standing.
squinting at you through the screen but ok.
♦ You're always squinting. I simply dropped my phone. How and why are not relevant.
♦ Sure.
i am the hat man.
wtf did you think i was?
no you ain't
i am sure!
you're like A hat man person at most.
i mean that youre not THEE hat man, that's all. i have never ever seen you when i see shit.
THE HAT MAN.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Mmgmggmhhhhhhhhh www.hereeee @∆,,,@
parry
interesting.
What is interesting? Tell!
I see! You should finish the thinking out loud! Or type it out!
Aw :(
That is a sad face!
other mes are so fucking stupid sometimes they don't even deserve to be a version of me.