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@sanguineSaevitas

don't talk to me if you're a frog.

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everypony.

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>([#rec#it]

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A truly rotten girl!
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concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)

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:33 < fafurrite thing to do

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@glamorousAuspaciar[GA]

Ano+ther o+ne fo+r the histo+ry bo+o+ks.

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everything you post real as fuck its like tumblr in this bitch

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Kind Rankmaid, this is just an average day on chittr.

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I CAN FEEL MY FACE FLEXING IN VARIOUS HATEFUL WAYS AT THIS CONCEPT CLEARLY YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT

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@totesGruesome[TG]

oh mygohd i know who this is about

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

A g°o.o°d .o°ne th.o°ugh I find many d.o° this n.o°t purp.o°sefully

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Soo real @gabardineCrescendoo check this oout

>O+ I AM NOt INtEREStED!!!

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

ME ALMOST EVERY POST :3C

@carcinoGeneticist#9890 don't sad face me.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

):B DON'T BE NONCHALANT AND WISH ME A GOOD NIGHT AND PLEASANT REST

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he had a stroke.

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get well soon.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU NAKE IT SLUBD LIKE JM DYING WHEN KM GETTING READY FOR EEP

have a good night then i guess.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU GUESS? ):B

gotta keep it nonchalant.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

):B

what now.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SAY GOOD NIGHT LIKE YOU MEAN IT ):B

good night like you mean it.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

)):B SPADESSS

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pissing people off is my passion.

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯spadesslick ♯sanguinesaevitas ♯supersadist

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

next you should ♯kill someone

maybe tomorrow.

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i don't care about monday's goals. tuesday wednesday dig some holes. thursday clean my mandibles. it's friday i'm a bug.

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my type is people who are hot. what classifies as hot to me you ask. fuck around and find out.

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I'm intrigued, now.

good.

big stretch.

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well done.

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@femmeFatale[FF]

sometimes my back needs a good one.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

OLD

i'll kill you.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

):B

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my arm is annoying me.

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Rip It Off?

i might.

Do what I do! Take it off!

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Mechanical, I presume?

yeah.

My condolences. In any case, I echo the advice of the person a8ove me. It's important to take it off and to have it and yourself cleaned in 8etween wearing it. Such little frustr8tions are normal with a prosthesis, 8ut I dou8t whoever tacked that onto you was a master mechanic.

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Do It.

it's fine.

If you insist...in any case, I'm only ashamed that I can only dispense advice for you. And my sympathies, should you not 8e too "tough as nails" to accept it.

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ughh it started raining hard. i hate how humid this place gets.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

DO YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA?

yeah. i'm at home so it's not raining on me. but sometimes there's leakes and it makes my shell feel gross.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

AWH ):B DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?

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leaks* and no it's fine kid.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU SURE? I CAN ALSO GIVE YOU SOME COMPANY SO YOURE NOT THINKING TOO MUCH ON THE LEAKING?

maybe. it's been a long ass time since i've seen any version of you.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I GOT YOU THEN. I'LL GIVE YOU COMPANY

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ok.

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the rankmaid is the only one here i respect.

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I do not know who that is, but I support this.

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i havent been very respecful towards you in a fetishization manner should i stop that or keep going 0n0”

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KEEP GOIN.

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i don't really care.

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yyessir

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wakatta

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HEHE. HELL YEAH.

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@diamondsDroog aren't you glad i'm me.

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This feels like a trick question.

answer the damn question.

Nevermind, I backread. Yes, I am.

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i should set up a booth and charge people to come argue with me.

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Then we can jump them when they come out

no. we aren't savages.

We are a criminal gang, slick. Crime is literally what we do

there's a difference between jumping randos on the street and actual organized crime. you owe me $10 now by the way.

No i do not owe you and don't act like we are much organized either, we aren't the mafia, slick, we are 4 guys

what kind of shitty crew are you.

Hey we almost went broke, but we managed to steal a shit ton of money from @gutsyGumshoe after distracting her with a smear campaign. Pretty solid work if you ask me

this is what second hand embarrassment feels like.

Whatever, slick

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are all other mes seriously drunk chronic alcoholics.

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the fuck is wrong with them.

what isn't a good time that isn't watching a man make a fool of himself?

X Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil substance abuse, c’mon now #substance x

there is if you got important shit to take care of.

X I do all tyoes of important shit and I’m flying basically constantly x

good for you.

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@femmeFatale[FF]

eh. depends who it is.

nearly every man i've ever met.

@femmeFatale[FF]

sounds like you're surrounded by assholes.

oh, i'd be so uncouth to say such a thing in public like that. regardless, i would divulge that i am acquainted with a number of them.

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why are there so many droogs.

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To try to keep us in check I think they are failing

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I already got mine for that.

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There is NO Detective "yaoi". I would never stoop so low to even exist in the same room as him. #millerverse #noir

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What is yaoi? Is that what we are, sweetheart?

NO.

gonna get ice cream and whipped cream. anyone else want anything. i'll be selective.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

can i hav cherry chocolate flavor

sure.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Take a banana split, no pineapple though ugh grody

no.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Damn

obama means family.

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being called young at this stage is a new one.

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Have I insulted you?

no but i'm not exactly a fresh clone.

I do not understand the meaning of this sentence but I believe this means you are not young, Correct?

yeah.

Apologies. I will refer to you as just a Citizen now.

sure.

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... whipped cream on ice cream.

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so what.

I see...

what.

You do not care. About the stickiness you will feel.

i can was my hands or enjoy the mess. why do you care.

I have not seen many like you, Young Citizen.

young. what.

Young Citizen. As in you are young and a Citizen.

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this is hilarious.

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Peculiar. I find nothing funny about this conversation.

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