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@sanguineSaevitas

don't talk to me if you're a frog.

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Im bringing a guillotine to #eridanweek

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You furgot the head basket that goes underneath. #death

No we are letting them roll #death

What else are you suppawsed to hold up while the crown ch33rs?

hold up the head itself with your hands don't be a pussy.

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now to paint the dismembered corpse. #gore

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

PAINT CAT FACES ON THEM

why.

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If you are in need of any assistance, please feel free to ask. I've plenty of spare paint and cleaning supplies to offer.

@msPaint[MP]

no i got this i think. deuce prepared all of it the other day.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

BECAUSE ITS FUNNY? HATER.. WHERE'S /YOUR/ WHIMSY

i don't have whimsy i'm a hater by code. also i'm trying to make it realistic.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

SIGHHSSSS, I'LL ADD WHIMSY TO YOUR LIFE

no.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

):B

again with this.

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Office is closed today. What should I do with my time off?

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get some tasty treats.

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This is such a wonderful holiday! The lack of sleep was most certainly worth it to paint 5 dozen eggs for people.

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there's a holiday.

There's an egg. 🥚 [Spades Slick received a Painted Egg.] [+1 Bonus Licorice.]

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@msPaint[MP]

huh. nice.

cup of coffee #4 of the day.

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

your ♯guts must ♯hate you

they're used to it. built up some kind of tolerance by now i'd bet.

Made a fr಄ggy friend ಄n my bug catching adventures. Give me name suggesti಄ns. #namethefr಄g

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terrible tom.

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My nightly engagement bait post. Touch it and I'll ask you a question.

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@sanguineSaevitas Your crew, your loved ones, or your cohort are about to see some plan or desire come to fruition. You discover that, while you will mostly receive what you want, someone in that cohort will be brought to ruin. Do you finish the job?

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no.

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he had a stroke.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I'M LAHJBG DOWN AND MOVED TO TYPING ON MY PALMHHSK I JUST TYOE FASY

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get well soon.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU NAKE IT SLUBD LIKE JM DYING WHEN KM GETTING READY FOR EEP

have a good night then i guess.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU GUESS? ):B

gotta keep it nonchalant.

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):B

what now.

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SAY GOOD NIGHT LIKE YOU MEAN IT ):B

good night like you mean it.

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// Disappeared to actually draw him properly. https://64.media.tumblr.com/0a393ec38013f0ddb82fa74ab84bdd8d/72b220d5b16fa0a6-87/s1280x1920/520d1c74e8d1b58987be22d33b8649b92b80df7a.png

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ohohohohohoho señor... quieres? 💍

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// JACK PLEASE GHHDSGDS THIS IS WHAT DOES IT FOR YOU???

hes a rugged pirate with what seems to be two tight honkers strapped to his chest, what do u expect from me

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