♦ pitied by @sanguineSaevitas
Who The Fuck. U$e$ $@7@mi @$ @ Bookm@rk.
):B YES AGAIN
This is the part where you flip them.
I FIXED MY STUPID INTERNET CONNECTION
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@bubbleBlower I have completed my investigation, based on all of the previous posts and responses that I could find. Broken down in chronological order, here are what I believe to be the likely chain of events regarding Eggs' recent "possession": => 1 Week Ago Eggs has an encounter with a strange individual, under the name of "7otally normal guy". 7his user sends several apparently blank comments into the post feed, much to Eggs' confusion, and then vanishes. Unsure if physical contact was ever established. => 1 Week Ago Immediately after the previous encounter, Eggs becomes riddled with the belief that he is a human. His exact words were, "Help, I'm sick! I'm a human and unwell!" => 4 Days Ago 7he last normal sighting of Eggs before the incident, talking about dressing up as an "egg" for #eggsweek. => 3 Days Ago Eggs begins chanting an unusual mantra, calling himself a "Regular guy" over and over. Possibly related to his strange encounter with "7otally normal guy". Seems important. From this point forward, his behavior is noted to get gradually more out of line. He talks in a collected prose unusual of his normal demeanor, and shares strange images, including a disturbing layout of what appears to be a parallel "felt" possessing twisted features. Each member is also portrayed as being devoid of all color, much like Eggs' appearance during this time. => 1 Day Ago "Normal guy" mantra appears again. For whatever reason, he seems to be clinging to this, and repeating it in the same four intervals. Eggs also gets dyed green around this period of time, and his behavior rapidly escalates to concerning inability to hold conversation, presumably due to the green dye. => 20 Hours Ago Eggs washes off the green dye, per his own report, and goes to bed. => 2 Hours Ago A temporal explosion appears to have occurred, based on cited reports. Eggs' color seems to be back to normal, this time without the involvement of unnatural and likely environmentally unsafe dyes. 7hankfully, his behavior has also reverted back to the established baseline. Conclusion: I suspect this entire incident may have surfaced due to the strange interaction involving "7otally normal guy", aka, @notpeaNut. I recommend exercising extreme caution surrounding any interaction with the aforementioned individual, just in case. 7hankfully, this particular instance seems to have self resolved. @mrBenedict, glad to see you're feeling better.
FUCK YOU YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, DON'T BOTHER HATING MY POST I KNOW YOU'RE TOO FUCKING DUMB TO PLAY CHESS.
ALRIGHT SO APPARENTLY there's this purple planet called derse that i'm a dreamer in and the CARAPACIANS (the citizens of that planet) call me the bard--- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BEING UP THERE WHAT THE HELL???
// Honestly, understandable, have a nice day.
I'M LAHJBG DOWN AND MOVED TO TYPING ON MY PALMHHSK I JUST TYOE FASY
I WAS TOLD TO STOP USING MY 'DAD VOICE' DURING SEX. I CONFESS TO NOT KNOWING WHAT VOICE THAT IS. #nsfw
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I LOVE SAYING STUPID SHIT
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f301e9ab9488.png ((NOOO deleting chittr))
THE PRICE OF BUTTER HAS GONE UP AGAIN. DISGRACEFUL.
If Itchy Ivory wasn't dead before, He's gonna be if he stays in the backrooms. Very sad. Who's gonna be the leader of the Felt without him?
the implications lead to both. perhaps your sleuthing surpasses barker-darling's and miller-darling's.
Just poured water all over my drawing https://i.pinimg.com/736x/db/e4/a5/dbe4a562615a8fabb778823563d6de05.jpg
I do not like it when sidewalks are uneven. Sometimes I would appreciate it if people had more respect for traffic rules.
On the one hand, a deathmatch between Slicks/Jacks could be fun to watch. On the other hand, that many of them in one space...
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
If you insist...in any case, I'm only ashamed that I can only dispense advice for you. And my sympathies, should you not 8e too "tough as nails" to accept it.
This feels like it should have a tag but I am not sure what that would be.
My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances
Living in a house full of gay men is a two sided coin on one hand, I don't get hit on by everyone. on the other hand, i don't get hit on by anyone i trust.
WHEN I GAINED THIS ACCOuNT. I TRuLY DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE. SO MANY HuMAN AND TROLL MATING RITuALS. IT IS. CERTAINLY. uM. IT CERTAINLY IS. ((#NSFW #SuGGESTIVE I GuESS))
STOPPSPO STOP SPRAYING ME )):<<B
I'm out of Swedish Fish.
oh, i'd be so uncouth to say such a thing in public like that. regardless, i would divulge that i am acquainted with a number of them.
Nevermind, I backread. Yes, I am.
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
To try to keep us in check I think they are failing
There is NO Detective "yaoi". I would never stoop so low to even exist in the same room as him. #millerverse #noir
Arė... Arė.. .... Arė twȯ ȯldėr ṅiȯr Dėtėctivės pitch flirtiṅg ȯṅ my timėliṅė... I dȯṅ't... I dȯṅ't kṅȯw if I caṅ ėxist ȯṅ this platfȯrm much lȯṅgėr.
Peculiar. I find nothing funny about this conversation.
I am interested in this web site.
Can't even have a sense of friendly rivalry without being put on blast, apparently.
YEAH...
I need a drink.
What happened to my gun.
This isn't even a Billie Holiday record. It's playing Troll Weird Al...
CANT HATE ON ME WHEN I LOOK LIKE THIS ON THE PHONE. HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/BA/C5/A8/BAC5A8C159184EAD92713EECB1852E4F.JPG
To me, being bored is the worst fate I could ever face. I know this to be true.
[The drag queen i came to see at a show tonight isnt here and im sad cus now im stuck sitting here wondering if i should wait for them]
IM GOING TO SMELL LIKE A FUCKING STRAWBERRY AT THIS RATE IF ITS THE ONLY THING ROXY BUYS FOR BATHING.
i dont vwanna talk to you because youre the one vwho has a shot
STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dying is temporary, experience is forevwer.
You're fucking hilarious. The desperate ones are always the best lays.
do you want me to be
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!
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Sigh... Here lies Biscuits #874236844126821445632... In the middle of a hallway... I should get this to Stitch... A Sawbucks work is never done!
... I could use a dance partner who won't read anything into it. Not tonight, but soon.
"= #rechitt #constantrechitt always. always this. :) ="
headache. might be time to sleep.
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
I just had to wake up to this
keep pitying me and ill cum #nsfw
Alright, there's too many of us here. I'm taking another break. Somebody else can handle the paperwork.
Maybe making this account was a mistake, after seeing what Slick is up to.