♦ pitied by @sanguineSaevitas
It is revolting. Here I thought I could only find one thing revolting.
sum1 submit a confesion abot me u wont fuk u -from the office of ace dick detective agency
hhnnmn, mmmny twwfth hurts 8(
i could still be beach guy. i could be the guy on the beach. i still got it in me to beach.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW?
By all means, question my merits as a candidate. I can certainly see the hate reacts on my post.
not now kitten daddy needs to know if you're actually really for real proud of him
vwhen wvill it be my turn to be captured and used sexually by a hot babe vwith mental disorders #nsfvw #nsfwve
Its pretty good actually.
My youngest daughter has kidnapped me and is currently ranting about the entire Aspect of Life to me. Help.
yØur strange little man is right. debatable statement.
A lot more humans here than I would think! You lot really are just a bunch of vermin are you? Start making more of yourselves anywhere you go. You really aren’t even good for anything until I turn you to death spheres.
== Crowbar is now offline. ==
Yeah, probably. I need to call my doc, too.
I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
Can't believe yer thinkin' about it too.
Crowbar's forbidden love for the enemy
♦ This just in, Crowbar thinks about the depths of Spades Slick. How quaint.
When the fuck ever and why the fuck ever would you give a shit about my personal life.
◌ He clearly slept with a fanged troll. #nsfw ⧂
AFTER SOME HOURS OF MARKET RESEARCH!!!! cant name a price. im gonna need all my remainin fingers intact. financial status is dire an peopleo n this webbedsite are tellin me lies. newsflash im fuckin stupid
peepz i promise there is more 2 me than murder
i miss when joker 2019 came out in theaters
Some folk really underestimate the savior complex comin' with being a sleuth. I'm doing pro bono work for a timeloop case and a doomed timeline case. Some freaky ass stalker ain't nothin' to me, pal. #vagueposting
Sign this, sign that. How about you sign some goddamn paperwork for once.
YeSterDay I went up tO the Surface anD Saw a Deer. It waS SOft anD majeStic. TOO baD yOu weren't here tO See it. I aSSume yOu were tOO buSy... StrifeinG anD abScOnDinG with yOur variOuS LittLe tOyS anD trinketS tO care abOut thiS SOrt Of thinG.
I KEEP HEARING FUCKING SIRENS OUTSIDE. THIS SHIT SUCKS! CAN THEY SHUT UP???
AGH https://media1.tenor.com/m/QBV4vto0x9oAAAAd/paul-rudd-oh-shit.gif
It's good advice, especially for when you do it by accident and just pretend like you were playing dumb.
#nsfw please stØp cØnfessing hØw much yØu want tØ fuck my bØss. i am being nice. i said please.
this is the most i'wve posted about #nsfwv anything. and it wvas stupid.
i dont remember that
MMLEEEEH. LICKS YOU.
SAD. it said sad. that did not say pathetic.
i am not about to get all apologetic or ashamed of basic ass emotional needs or how to deal with em jeeeeesus
@lowvwverboy https://chittr.ing/profile/sanguineSaewvitas/fa23a341-bafd-475e-a128-5deb33750fcc#reply-3a15c8f5-a28b-4ac2-916e-82bfb3459bdf i dont pathetic masturbation comparisons are a time for vwulnerability.
my alts are odd guys.
no! NO HEY vwHATS UP HELLO?
YES it does!
bro. wvhat.
Detective Tip: Don't tell criminals about how crime investigations work.
There's a man that I know who is nice to me. #vaguepost
The ape is back. It's been a while. #ape
[ And this disgusting fool. I will never agree with anything you say. ]
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWAIT WRONG PICTURE
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guys!! my gunew palmhusk! and gunow i understand what gyuu all meant about my camera lense! i’m gunot as round anymore!! https://i.ibb.co/msFxnWP/IMG-5505.jpg
i should block more but unfortunately i like seeing what the fuck is going on with you freaks more than i value my mental health
Good morning, everyone, please remember to support your municipal courier service if such a thing exists. They likely provide vital, quality service superior in practically all ways to commercial service. If they don't, getting involved in your local politics may be the best way you can change that.
The frog is following me Help
bro this ain't a 'do whatever i want to' situation this is a 'avoid catastrophe' situation. i'm the chernobyl engineer mitigating a nuclear core meltdown. if you don't understand then you just don't get it an that's ok <3
Why do some trolls purr? Is this a sign of being a bottom? #nsfw???
No.
actually i have a lot to be proud of in myself and i think i deserve to congratulate myself for NOT doing certain things whenever i see or read certain other things.
Weed is f0r chumps I sm0ke that p0is0n0us shr00m #substances
Caliborn got his ass kicked at the tea party
NO BEEF.
There is no beef. Beef implies there is some kind of sense of weight and importance when there are neither. Literally talking about nobody. Guy might as well not exist. A black hole shaped person who exist to suck the fun and charisma out of every place their gormless presence is cursed by.
Don't you fuckin' pity that you son of a bitch.
Ψhat the fuck does this even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/ba08c768d544.png
i losyt,half of. my grandsons inherentince on sportbetting and now.i am worried i am a bad nana.will,five hail mary fix this or do i need.six.?
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.
every older man on the site needs to come hive with me i am not joking
I'd let cronus hit if he asked nicely
i kinda lake human bulge betta than troll bulge ngl [break] its all stiff and rigid and really spreads ya open #NSFW
I could fix her.
whyd i type this in my notes earlier where was i going with this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d13c1715dae.jpeg
I didn't sign up for this
nvm im tires goonight good luck with everything tho -from the office of ace dick detective agency
|| READ ME LIKE AN OPEN BOOK <3 <3 <3 (OOC INFO) || Name: SATURN. Just Saturn. Cronus who? Ampora who??? You got the wrong guy. Age: 28 sweeps / 61 Earth years Alternian-born, atypically raised by ancestor (Orphaner Dualscar) for most of his grubhood and adolescence. Had a nervous and impressionable temperament growing up, had a lot of confusing experiences. This has done strange things to his personality and mental health. Left home and Alternia at 17, bounced around the galaxy for a few years, stopped on Earth. Stayed there for many years, tried his hand at being a full-time musician, toured around, crash-landed several relationships, got hospitalized many times, got into rehab many times, self-discharged many times, ruined partners' lives many times, got EP'ed twice, got a therapist he could finally tolerate, made some real changes once. He's working in intergalactic small-scale shipping, grunt work for organized crime (cough FELT MIDNIGHT CITY cough cough), still working on his first album, still abiding by the holy grail of Today's Saturn Will Always Be Better Than The Last. He wears a human hard-light hologram glamour, and prefers being referred to as such. Underneath, dry skin, flaky horns, very tacky dried gills, bad asthma. He slips into quirk when upset. He's got a baby brother Eridan that he's pretty estranged from and constantly trying to patch things up with. He has lots of bees in his brain. Don't worry about it. REFS BY MOI: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/59e254cc2790.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/647f3171cc2787ad2261ffcf7109a418/30a4ff2390ff85c6-de/s1280x1920/54114c838ddfdc0e6ea0aefb4e7b6e7351f190c8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/41a4fbbe16fb.png
finally sonemone who knows how 2 get a bad beachs pusher racin
K--<ace dick war going so fast i can admit i still love her and nobody will see
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
This place sucks man.
What could have Asexual Gumshoe possibly have done to warrant such outrage.?
>>| .indubitably. .and .it skyrockets with rapid pace.
Penis. #Nsfw.
#welovedick 'Cuz if you fuck with the Dick, you're gettin' the Sternwood.
hey. followed everyone i could find in like. 20 minutes. everyone deserves friends.
damn tom from myspace
fuk u jak noir my chits r good -from the office of ace dick detective agency
allied masturbator. jack me off robot -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I'M GONNA TEAR ALL OF YOU TO BLOODY PIECES. MY BARE CLAWS WILL PRY YOUR UGLY MOTHERFUCKING CARAPACE OPEN.
troll pitch dating app called jerkmate send chit. #nsfw or whatever.
Nothing, really. I'm distracted. If you care so much, message me and I will actually talk later.
I had fun up until that point.
i hate this stupid job!
https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/211807840c15e8ee26e38028c7ac4f21/e98088f3da8960cf-d8/s1280x19tvw0/ef4f5c288f37ec34041a52e80eee804a86d3acd1.jpg
i miss peanut
Why is he Jeff the Killer. Why must he declare himself The Killer. There are other killers and I know this to be true.
My own tail continues to elude me as well. But I have time for only one chase.
No more mail ladies with grudges on this site. Two is enough.
Goregle. Carapacian Biology. #nsfw
don't n3-3-d #fishingfriday caus3- i am th3- catch ahaha
OBVIOUSLY #IMCOMING TO THE #TEAPARTY. IT'S IN MY LIVING ROOM. WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/Y4TN2Y5M/TEAPARTY.PNG
IF YOURE AT THAT ERIDANWAR SHIT DONT KILL TAVROS IM GETTIN HER ICE CREAM AND ILL HAVE TO EAT IT IF SHE DIES AND I DONT WANT TO
damn some of you motherfuckers are attractivwe as fuck. jesus... i had to double-take at someone just nowv. #vwaguepost
Just got messaged by a clown. Send reacts of support.
everyone eelse can gtfo trollbamas tha only account this site needs i decided
Hi this is the worst thing you ever made
BEST COLD SHOWER,,,
a million people and ive yet to find someone cooler than my bro
Trying to protect you.
Considering something.
TITANIC 2 EXISIT???
D --> I feel I need to double down on this. It is perfectly normal and not at all degenerate to seek out servitude under a superior D --> It is doubly-so not degenerate to be in servitude whilst dressed appropriately D --> Maidwork as an employment option is, frankly, honourable
OH, I THINK ITS FROM ALL THE NIGHTS I SPENT UP LATE FOR EXES WHO HAD DIFFERENT TIMEZONES REALLY FUCKED UP MY SLEEP TRYING TO JUST TALK TO THEM
Just for you, Miss Rankmaid. I cannot help wanting to please you. Though I still doubt this quiz's accuracy. https://i.ibb.co/xKs2Whph/Screenshot-2026-04-09-121438.png
Hm. Thank you for the candidness today.
disappØinting answer.
\ y0u kn0w y0u made a s0c1al blunder when a cl0wn wants t0 bl0ck y0u f0r a j0ke /
AND IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT I HAVE SURVIVED ANOTHER NIGHT ON THIS PLANET. I DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP, MIND, BUT HEY I GUESS EVEN THAT'S BETTER THAN FUCKING NOTHING. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME JUST KIND OF STARING AT THE CEILING FROM THE 'BED', WHICH IS A HUMAN SLEEP SLAB DESIGNED FOR A COMFORTABLE NIGHT'S REST. I AM NOT HAVING A COMFORTABLE NIGHT'S REST IN THESE THINGS, I NEVER HAVE. WHAT DOES A GUY GOTTA DO TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP IN SOME SOPOR SLIME FOR FUCKING ONCE? ANOTHER THING I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HAS BEEN CONVENIENTLY LEFT OUT OF LIFE HERE. I WAS TALKING WITH A. A SOURCE. YESTERDAY EVENING AND I DUNNO SHE'S STARTED TO PULL ME AROUND ON A WAY OF THINKING THAT I'M STARTING TO THINK IS FINALLY THE COSMIC DESTINY I WAS DESIGNED FOR. SO I GUESS STAY TUNED FOR THAT? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. I'M EXHAUSTED.
CONGRATULATIONS! POST REPLY.
Flirting with an old man first time. Kinda nervous.
Oh god, I'm becoming my mother.
this isn't a g00d sign https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/64457ed0e1dc08e7a8f8081c9af9ea6e/eacaf4ac82328462-48/s75x75_c1/2c6a051ec223c6e48c5537423e5503857c18afe4.png
He doesn't seem to have made any typos as far as I can see. Are you sure you're entirely sober?
ONE TIME I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP AND DAVE PUT ON THIS WEIRD FUCKING VIDEO WHERE SOME OLD FUCK WAS PREGNANT AND POSSESSED. THERE WAS SOME BULGEWHIFF WITH SHADES. I HATED EVERY SECOND.
Horses are okay, but that one gives me a dreadfully overwhelming sense of impending doom.
bitches hate my chits (bitches in question is legit just @carcinoGenetwinkist he a hater fr)
THANKS, POURING ONE OUT FOR HIM.
GUYS I THINK @CARCINOGENETICIST IS GOING CRAZY.
roger that lol
I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS A BIT I'M FORCED TO COMMIT TO, BUT I'M NOT IN ON THE JOKE.
my bad i dont really have an insect encyclopedia up my ass most days maybe i should so that i can bust it out to double check before i start slapping my meaty ape fists on that keyboard yacking it up about butterflies and moths im not gonna act like i know shit about monkeys either i dont even think its monkeys that are the right word either monkeys gorillas shit its all apes and humans were right there too with our hairless little bods if i get shanked for not knowing my insect orders id have to just throw up my hands and say well shit its probably just as fuck
I love that mistakes on Chittr are kinda permanent. Yeah you think about what you've done, loser.
I ENJOY THE BEETLES. THEY ARE GOOD CREATuRES. EVEN IF I THINK. THEY ARE EXTINCT ON MY PLANET.
It's okay I know you are.
if you post horny and no one bites you shouLLd get autobanned forever. bro how do you fLLop on the horny peopLLe website theres LLike a biLLLLion peopLLe on here aLLLL craving tits buLLge and ass #nsfw
￣\ i wish i was naked and afraid /￣
GLAD I WAS THE FIRST ONE BACK ONLINE, GET ON MY CHITTR LEVEL
Who The Fuck. U$e$ $@7@mi @$ @ Bookm@rk.
):B YES AGAIN
This is the part where you flip them.
I FIXED MY STUPID INTERNET CONNECTION
@bubbleBlower I have completed my investigation, based on all of the previous posts and responses that I could find. Broken down in chronological order, here are what I believe to be the likely chain of events regarding Eggs' recent "possession": => 1 Week Ago Eggs has an encounter with a strange individual, under the name of "7otally normal guy". 7his user sends several apparently blank comments into the post feed, much to Eggs' confusion, and then vanishes. Unsure if physical contact was ever established. => 1 Week Ago Immediately after the previous encounter, Eggs becomes riddled with the belief that he is a human. His exact words were, "Help, I'm sick! I'm a human and unwell!" => 4 Days Ago 7he last normal sighting of Eggs before the incident, talking about dressing up as an "egg" for #eggsweek. => 3 Days Ago Eggs begins chanting an unusual mantra, calling himself a "Regular guy" over and over. Possibly related to his strange encounter with "7otally normal guy". Seems important. From this point forward, his behavior is noted to get gradually more out of line. He talks in a collected prose unusual of his normal demeanor, and shares strange images, including a disturbing layout of what appears to be a parallel "felt" possessing twisted features. Each member is also portrayed as being devoid of all color, much like Eggs' appearance during this time. => 1 Day Ago "Normal guy" mantra appears again. For whatever reason, he seems to be clinging to this, and repeating it in the same four intervals. Eggs also gets dyed green around this period of time, and his behavior rapidly escalates to concerning inability to hold conversation, presumably due to the green dye. => 20 Hours Ago Eggs washes off the green dye, per his own report, and goes to bed. => 2 Hours Ago A temporal explosion appears to have occurred, based on cited reports. Eggs' color seems to be back to normal, this time without the involvement of unnatural and likely environmentally unsafe dyes. 7hankfully, his behavior has also reverted back to the established baseline. Conclusion: I suspect this entire incident may have surfaced due to the strange interaction involving "7otally normal guy", aka, @notpeaNut. I recommend exercising extreme caution surrounding any interaction with the aforementioned individual, just in case. 7hankfully, this particular instance seems to have self resolved. @mrBenedict, glad to see you're feeling better.
￣\ i knew a guy named cronut once /￣
ALRIGHT SO APPARENTLY there's this purple planet called derse that i'm a dreamer in and the CARAPACIANS (the citizens of that planet) call me the bard--- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BEING UP THERE WHAT THE HELL???
// Honestly, understandable, have a nice day.
I'M LAHJBG DOWN AND MOVED TO TYPING ON MY PALMHHSK I JUST TYOE FASY
I WAS TOLD TO STOP USING MY 'DAD VOICE' DURING SEX. I CONFESS TO NOT KNOWING WHAT VOICE THAT IS. #nsfw
):B
I LOVE SAYING STUPID SHIT
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f301e9ab9488.png ((NOOO deleting chittr))
THE PRICE OF BUTTER HAS GONE UP AGAIN. DISGRACEFUL.
If Itchy Ivory wasn't dead before, He's gonna be if he stays in the backrooms. Very sad. Who's gonna be the leader of the Felt without him?
broccoli on pizza slaps
the implications lead to both. perhaps your sleuthing surpasses barker-darling's and miller-darling's.
Just poured water all over my drawing https://i.pinimg.com/736x/db/e4/a5/dbe4a562615a8fabb778823563d6de05.jpg
I do not like it when sidewalks are uneven. Sometimes I would appreciate it if people had more respect for traffic rules.
On the one hand, a deathmatch between Slicks/Jacks could be fun to watch. On the other hand, that many of them in one space...
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
If you insist...in any case, I'm only ashamed that I can only dispense advice for you. And my sympathies, should you not 8e too "tough as nails" to accept it.
This feels like it should have a tag but I am not sure what that would be.
My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances
Living in a house full of gay men is a two sided coin on one hand, I don't get hit on by everyone. on the other hand, i don't get hit on by anyone i trust.
WHEN I GAINED THIS ACCOuNT. I TRuLY DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE. SO MANY HuMAN AND TROLL MATING RITuALS. IT IS. CERTAINLY. uM. IT CERTAINLY IS. ((#NSFW #SuGGESTIVE I GuESS))
STOPPSPO STOP SPRAYING ME )):<<B
I'm out of Swedish Fish.
oh, i'd be so uncouth to say such a thing in public like that. regardless, i would divulge that i am acquainted with a number of them.
Nevermind, I backread. Yes, I am.
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
To try to keep us in check I think they are failing
Arė... Arė.. .... Arė twȯ ȯldėr ṅiȯr Dėtėctivės pitch flirtiṅg ȯṅ my timėliṅė... I dȯṅ't... I dȯṅ't kṅȯw if I caṅ ėxist ȯṅ this platfȯrm much lȯṅgėr.
Can't even have a sense of friendly rivalry without being put on blast, apparently.
YEAH...
I need a drink.
What happened to my gun.
This isn't even a Billie Holiday record. It's playing Troll Weird Al...
CANT HATE ON ME WHEN I LOOK LIKE THIS ON THE PHONE. HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/BA/C5/A8/BAC5A8C159184EAD92713EECB1852E4F.JPG
To me, being bored is the worst fate I could ever face. I know this to be true.
[The drag queen i came to see at a show tonight isnt here and im sad cus now im stuck sitting here wondering if i should wait for them]
IM GOING TO SMELL LIKE A FUCKING STRAWBERRY AT THIS RATE IF ITS THE ONLY THING ROXY BUYS FOR BATHING.
i dont vwanna talk to you because youre the one vwho has a shot
STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dying is temporary, experience is forevwer.
You're fucking hilarious. The desperate ones are always the best lays.
do you want me to be
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!
I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT I'M NOT PREGNANT
Sigh... Here lies Biscuits #874236844126821445632... In the middle of a hallway... I should get this to Stitch... A Sawbucks work is never done!
Daves latest crash out
... I could use a dance partner who won't read anything into it. Not tonight, but soon.
"= #rechitt #constantrechitt always. always this. :) ="
headache. might be time to sleep.
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
keep pitying me and ill cum #nsfw
Alright, there's too many of us here. I'm taking another break. Somebody else can handle the paperwork.
Maybe making this account was a mistake, after seeing what Slick is up to.