Snowman
@blackestQuasar
what are you waiting for?
It's so sad that Itchy and Slick are both dead.
Itchy's been dead for awhile and Slick apparently died of too much booze sometime in the last 12 hours (when i was asleep)
Indeed! Should we get Stitch on this or is this one of your famous "it'll work itself out if I do nothing" scenarios?
You're right, We could all commit group suicide or be killed in a horrible way all at the same time. But: Consider. If ALL of us are dead, Who's going to look at your taxidermy?
I shall not be taken fishing.
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
You are so right for that
Ignorance is bliss.
There's glitter everywhere, the water is foul, and there's a bear. I'm going to a bar.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-10-2024/ZGvaxO.gif
Apt. Except I'm perfectly fine with them petting "that dawg." Fuck 'em.
Yes, indeed. Of course, one with power over space and the ability to change the location of objects with but a thought could easily replace the contents of alcohol bottles with a variety of intriguing liquids. Or perhaps the veiled warning I just gave is itself part of a prank? I suppose you wouldn’t know unless you take that chance. Hee Hee.
To those of you who are sharp, and agitated. Rolling about this platform or in your life. Your spines rub against the surfaces of everything you touch, you mar, you scratch, your damage. Yet, there will be a whetstone out there for you. Someone who can sharpen these little edges of yours and in kind you may reciprocate by directing this sharpened anger out and about. Do not dull yourself on sandpaper to that you may lose your features. Refine yourself with someone who enhances your unique qualities.
Of course, carapace. It is a resounding statement that resonates quite well with me. It appears to service others as well.
#feltmanorpsa Salt in the sugar bowl.
THIS IS THE SORT OF JAPERY YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR TODAY!
HOW ARE YOU FINDING MY PRANKS SO FUCKING QUICK?
YOU'RE WELCOME! NOW CHECK THE SALT BOWL.
You're alive!
ALL MEMBERS OF THE FELT MUST BE CAREFUL.
IT'S APRIL FOOLS! I'VE SET UP MANY TRAPS. SOME JUST FLOUR IN A BUCKETS, OTHERS A BEAR TRAP! GOOD LUCK!
@itChy Where are my current preferred pair of heels? I am unamused. If you don't want to find yourself tripping every time you enter a room, I suggest you fix this quickly.
HEH. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE GO CHECK THE BATHROOM.
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This is a wonderful one. ]
hhufff... h,hufff. rankmaid youve outdid your self with this one,,, #favorite #nsfw mew~ 💖✨
WOOF WOOF WOOF-
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep! cheep cheep, cheep!
cheep cheep cheep cheep @cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
hey, it's okay.^^ ^^i'm really proud of you.^^ ^^let's just calm down and meet in the middle, all right? can i say hello to you?
[A gentle voice sounds in the reader's head as Aliyah's words appear... Of course, if the account is just a gimmick and they're not actually a baby chicken behind the screen, Aliyah's powers won't work. Unless they are particularly connected or identified with animals in some way.]
Alright. I think I've had time to cool my proverbial jets. Stopping off at a gas station to top up before I head back to the manor. As a peace offering, any Feltie's want me to pick them up anything? Anything goes, I'm talking sodas or candy or whatever your soft fuzzy heart desires.
Can you pick me up a bag of those peach rings? If you're still out there, that is.
Why thank you :) You can have some as long as at LEAST half make it to me
Oh no you'll get the full package. As a certain mail lady would say, the safe delivery of the cargo is the most important thing.
I could use a distraction at the moment.
https://i.imgur.com/re4oSaG.png @blackestQuasar #slickart
I'm glad to see your art skills have improved since you were a pencil pusher.
remember to drink your respect women juice, chat
@sanguineSaevitas I never would've expected pity from you. Has something moved in that murderous pusher of yours?
Just saw Eggs use the word “miasma” correctly. Am I having a stroke?
yes
I have missed getting to use the Inches.
Lesbians
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
Truer words never spoken so clearly.
if someone ever wrongs you calcify they pineal gland 🗣️🗣️🗣️
#feltmanorpsa There's a tunnel behind the last rack in cellar twelve. Tell me someone forgot to update the directory.
Just. A few more minutes please. Please. And I'll be there.
Take your time, 7. I've had 1 place 2 by the mouth of it while I endure Droog doesn't finish his shopping list.
Hm. I know there's some layout variation between manor floorplans, but that's definitely concerning. Looks like I'm already on it. I imagine we should be able to block it up.