Snowman
@blackestQuasar
what are you waiting for?
Youโre listening toโฆ Weather's nice and rainy out, typical for Midnight City. Reminder to our listeners that we do take requests, if they don't go too much against the grain of our usual fare. We can only play what we got here, after all. Enough chatter on chittr though, crazy meow- and woofbeasts. Here's "Ain't That A Kick In The Head" by Dean Martin. โฆMidnight City Jazz!
Good morning Chittr. Don't forget to pay your taxes. It's how they caught Troll Al Capone, I'm told.
We're good on taxes.
Pay your taxes because it is your civic duty to do so. Not because you are a well known criminal to whom charges cannot directly be pinned.
yea)( suckas keep PAYIN ALL T)(AT FR-E-E MON-----EY TO M------E
YOU LIV-----E ON MY MOON t)(ats as locality as it can locally G----ET.
Your government doesn't exist in my time. So no, it doesn't.
it doesn't need to. as long as t)(e long armed s)(adow of my reign can even perceive it, its mine. t)(oug)( in any case, it doesnt even matter. midnig)(t city doesnt even operate in any currency im interested in...
In spite of everything, all the jujus and time travel and alternate universe shenanigans, one thing remains true: The taxman will get your ass.
Youโre listening toโฆ Our City faces a choice. With the previous mayor dead by an unknown hand, foreign powers courting our politicians, and reality itself showing signs of instability, we all worry about what tomorrow may bring. Snowman presents the only rational choice for a future we can believe in. With sensible policies to address the pressures and concerns facing every citizen, she will lead us into a future we can be confident in. This Special Election, choose the only mayoral candidate who has ruling experience. Choose Snowman for Mayor "I'm Snowman and I approve this message." #snowmanformayor https://archive.org/details/snowman-mayoral-ad โฆMidnight City Jazz!
Thank you all down at the station for the tight turnaround on ad space. You were lovely to work with.
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Youโre listening toโฆ Been a quiet night for us, but we thought weโd share a song for tonight before we wrap things up for tomorrow. Hereโs another one by the great Nat King Cole. โThe Very Thought of Youโ. โฆMidnight City Jazz!
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What would it take for a woman of my caliber to get access to an alchemiter and a suitable supply of grist? They seem exceptionally useful.
By all means, question my merits as a candidate. I can certainly see the hate reacts on my post.
c< iM just cONfused as 2.... wHy? >c
Because I am the best candidate. And the city could certainly do with my administrative talents.
c< i MeaN, i caNt disagree witH tHOse twO stateMeNts.... sHrug >c
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
Well, then I suppose you're welcome to try. Do you consider yourself a politically invested individual?
I support ya wholeheartedly. I ain't a political kinda guy, but if this is what ya feel you need to do, then I got yer back.
Midnight City deserves a competent, experienced leader. Watch this space.
Seeing as you are the Snowman I hold in higher respect, best of luck.
READ ALL ABOUT IT โ [ In a world full of kisas who want cigarette burns, you have to be the one brave enough to do it for them. #nsfw #slop ]
Perhaps I wasn't clear. If you want me to follow you, explain why. I am not following back without reason.
Realized I was missing a few follows.
How'd I not know there was two of ya?
I of course knew you would get to me eventually, darling.
Perhaps I should run for Mayor. It could be fun.
By all means, share your concerns. I'm an upstanding businesswoman of prominence, well liked by peers and with a notable media presence. My celebrity alone will boost my numbers.
You are a noted criminal and a likely suspect if you seek to seize power in the wake of an incident like this. It is tasteless in the extreme.
I have never faced any criminal charges, Postal Mistress. Take care I do not take offense and press defamation charges.
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I know.
Perhaps I should have fun today.
No, you don't get to see.
Oh would you look at that. Guess I don't need to die after all. Exciting.
I would like to remind everyone that signed up that in observation of Cinco de Mayo that the Midnight City Charity Ball has been moved forward to May 4th! No we will not be moving the date again in accordance to the "Stars Wars" holiday, as I've checked and those are movies and an actual thing that happened! So don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, buster! As always you can RSVP here, but walk-ins are accepted as long as you make a small donation and wear appropriately formal attire! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform?usp=dialog
I say this with a mixture of admiration and concern: Diamonds Droog.
this is the peak of my writing career btw
