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Anon has asked: "D --> Is Jade cute" A mystery to who this is. Yes. Every Jade is cute. But @jadeyHarls is in a special tier of her own :)
speaking of casey. i just found out she's been keeping a big wolf spider. which- i don't mind! i'm just surprised to see her share her bugs.
((Thank u guys for being so invested in my weirdo im genuinely emotional over this. Sorry for stressing some of yall. I've gotta sleep tho so Pascal will be back tomorrow. She's taking the biggest nap.
When the Felt first coalesced into the Gang it is today, one of the things I prided myself on was family, if you could believe it. Everybody's got their differences, it's true, but if you were Felt? Someone had yer back. All this infighting's got me a bad ways... I've been too busy lookin' inward and bein' too menial. It's time we get shit movin' again.
every now and then ill set aside some time to sit on the porch and listen to the waterfall. its a bit loud for me to be calling it "peaceful" but it is a nice sound. comforting in a numbing sort of way.
You’re listening to… Good morning or evening to all our many multiverse masses! We wanted to give a special shout out to sister station, the Midnight City Number Station @midnightcityNumbers . Be sure to tune in nightly to 694.2 and hear the numbers for that evening! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings, this he said to me: "The Greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." Let's kick things off right with Nat King Cole and "Nature Boy". …Midnight City Jazz!
You will accept our embrace.
In my Felt, per the recommendation of @handMaid, I have terminated the following positions: 1, 2, 6, 12, 13. I am seeking applicants to fill the void, however.
Oooc: testing bullshit please hold lol
You’re listening to… Weather's nice and rainy out, typical for Midnight City. Reminder to our listeners that we do take requests, if they don't go too much against the grain of our usual fare. We can only play what we got here, after all. Enough chatter on chittr though, crazy meow- and woofbeasts. Here's "Ain't That A Kick In The Head" by Dean Martin. …Midnight City Jazz!
The Midnight City Lounge & Bar does have the quaintest little casino. So good of the to donate some funds for @blackestQuasar 's Mayoral race.
Detective Tip: Don't suggest to somebody that they should shoot somebody else, even as a joke. This is called "Incitement".
In spite of everything, all the jujus and time travel and alternate universe shenanigans, one thing remains true: The taxman will get your ass.
We're good on taxes.
𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓷, 𝓪𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓲𝓶 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓪 𝓼𝓸𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓼𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻.
You’re listening to… Radioactive by Imagine Dragons #Apparently-this-is-a-radio-station-bit #WelcomeToTheNewAge …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… As we wind down once again, folks, we've picked a mellow tune for you all. Here's "Midnight, The Stars, and You" as played by Alex Mendham and His Orchestra. …Midnight City Jazz!
some people are too powerful. im going to bed.
You’re listening to… Of course, Miss Snowman! We wish you good luck on your mayoral bid! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… Our City faces a choice. With the previous mayor dead by an unknown hand, foreign powers courting our politicians, and reality itself showing signs of instability, we all worry about what tomorrow may bring. Snowman presents the only rational choice for a future we can believe in. With sensible policies to address the pressures and concerns facing every citizen, she will lead us into a future we can be confident in. This Special Election, choose the only mayoral candidate who has ruling experience. Choose Snowman for Mayor "I'm Snowman and I approve this message." #snowmanformayor https://archive.org/details/snowman-mayoral-ad …Midnight City Jazz!
sorry everyone for missing out on most of #megidomay so far! it just wouldnt feel right to celebrate with @archiveAddict practically dying in bed! among other things ive been busy with ive been trying to spoil her whenever i get the chance so hopefully shes through the worst of it but just in case be sure to raise your hands in the air and give her your energy! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbc4991a8cf9.png
You’re listening to… You too can request airtime for advertisements here with K2E1 Midnight City Jazz! We reserve the right to turn down any adspots we may find inappropriate to our listeners. …Midnight City Jazz!
tldr, happy mothers day
Lily keeps calling me "Dad Mom" so I think I count for today????
What a pleasant night yesterday was.
You’re listening to… Been a quiet night for us, but we thought we’d share a song for tonight before we wrap things up for tomorrow. Here’s another one by the great Nat King Cole. “The Very Thought of You”. …Midnight City Jazz!
fuck i have GOT to talk to rankmaid. that's it. that's it!!! of course!!!
[[I swear to GOD I saw the Noid on here.]]
// if there's anyone else you guys want me to throw onto chittr let me know and i'll try to whip up a profile! // - Beyond Hell Guardian #ooc
I've met so many dear people today. You are all just so sweet, hee-hee. 😊😊 I enjoy very much taking these sorts of fashionable photographs of myself, so I decided to do so again. 📸 This one I figured would be a bit. more ornate, as a sort of 'special' for already having 50 little proteges in my following. 🌈❤️ #suggestive ? https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/pinupgal.png
A small glimpse into a fantasy of mine. 🤔💭 A girl can only dream. Hee-hee. 🤭😉🌈 https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/walkhimlikeadog.png
I support ya wholeheartedly. I ain't a political kinda guy, but if this is what ya feel you need to do, then I got yer back.
The Municipality of Midnight City would like to wish @blackestQuasar luck in her mayoral campaign! Our platform carries on the former Mayor's ideals of the Light of Democracy, which include any individuals who wish to turn over a new leaf and give themselves in service to this fine city! Any candidate with a love of our city and with good intentions in their heart for its people will surely have those feelings reciprocated in the voting process! So please, citizens! Let your voice be heard in the upcoming elections!
Anyways. Political developments aside. Diamonds Droog.
c< i MeaN, i caNt disagree witH tHOse twO stateMeNts.... sHrug >c
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I will watch your spaces. Consider me the Seer of Spaces. Have you seen Loki season 2? If you have, consider the ending of Loki season 2. That is me, but with all of your spaces.
just found out about this “yuri” thing! i’m gonna check it out. :)
Seeing as you are the Snowman I hold in higher respect, best of luck.
I have faith that you will accomplish whatever it is you are trying to accomplish. I look forward to when I get to stop watching this space.
gonna have to pull an indiana jones maneuver and swap myself with the big hugging pillow so i can make breakfast for terezi.
an Ømniscent asshØle that isnt a cueball Ør skeletØn. #diversity
Were putting it to a vote Hate if you want me to murder biscuits Like if you want me to spare his life
No I don't.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ In a world full of kisas who want cigarette burns, you have to be the one brave enough to do it for them. #nsfw #slop ]
Whatdya mean concussions can't be solved with whiskey what kinda fuckin' doctor is are those he people be.
You can have your dice 8ack, 8y the way. I don't fucking want them anymore. I don't need them anymore. As for your 8∞k, I'm 8urning it. No8ody else will ever follow your example. They won't repeat MY mistake.
I of course knew you would get to me eventually, darling.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻: 𝓘 𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. 𝓑𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽, 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰-𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓶 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓮𝓻. 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓼, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓽; 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓾𝓹 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮. 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓴𝓲𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓲 𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓽. 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓾𝓹 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼. 𝓡𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓼: #𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
What a lovely evening so far.
Why is the day I get job finally everything goes to shit?
You would have my vote.
I've got two Snowmen and they are way cooler than your Snowman. @exiledUniverse @blackestQuasar
Your ability to miraculously make property disappear never ceases to amaze me. It's downright supernatural.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The Gala was a dobby raz. Real fun to watch them fuck up tryna catch Itchy though. Very cartoon-esque. ]
#nsfw mhhhhh I’ll delete this before I go to sleep but. Fuck. Never in my life have I missed being Forced to stop thinking so much. I can’t stop thinking, every fucking moment of my waking life I am Always Thinking. I miss feeling Her brush the back of my neck so gently, Her hand hovering so lightly just so She can watch me squirm, unable to anticipate exactly when She’ll press down, turning me into a brainless ragdoll for Her in seconds. She could do anything to me and I wouldn’t stop Her. I couldn’t. I belong to Her. I still belong to Her
The ruler of the universe (BMO) says everyone should be kind to trans people!!!
Not only have I never done anything wrong, in my life, there is also nothing wrong with me in any shape or form.
i cant even pretend to hold it against them. im also about to be very silent. its 6am im new york right now which is usually when im waking up not retiring.
i could never work 4 the gocernment ive commitexd asron 2 many thimes
cØnsider the sheep. i suppØse.
is it gay tØ care abØut yØur gØØns. studies (lØrd english) say nØ.
Why is it on the day I come back here, this happens? #dashwatching
Being specific is a good idea. Whiskey, tonight.
Taking a break from my cigarettes to have a drink. #substance
You ever just see someone so adorable trip over their words, and you just want to squeeze them until they pop? #cutenessaggression ♥︎
(( celebrating this with pi/charlie irl btw
this is the peak of my writing career btw
What's that phrase? Like fish in a barrel?
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((BIG HAT)) ((BIIIIIIIIIIIIG HAT))
Back in Midnight City, I suppose.
sleepover was fun, dear god is it hard to stay awake surrounded by tired people. gotta leave my living room like this more often.
i think i'll invite more people next time. wanted something quiet this one!
🌻🌻🌻 > Do any of you have a well-loved plushie that you have kept from childhood? I do. Her name is Mysa and she is a cat. Meow! < 🌻🌻🌻
S'why I got so many bodies to manage, yeah...
It's entertainingly amateurish, really.
Consider da average thinking pace of these folk and yeah, they kinda do take us as amateurs.
Why are you all acting so shocked about a criminal presence on this site. Do I mean nothing to you people.
Crime. Felonies. Misdemeanors.
It would be a lot easier to deal with Real Estate people if I could just kill them.
my type of people are ones that can possibly beat the shit out of me and leave me bloodied i love a good spar 0///u///0 #violence
// I agree! I think he'd like it a lot but not something he'd put on regularly. but if someone played it, he'd like it.
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The motion picture of the modern day never ceases to amaze,
I didn't ask, Ma'am. Wishing you a middling amount of the best.
do you ever get so happy about something that you just have to dance dance dance????????! its the best feeling in the world, especially when youre listening to music from your friends or just after eating or maybe after playing fetch??? i drew this after my #danceparty since i was still really really reeeeally happy :B #nude #nsfw #furry #furryartist #pawposting https://i.imgur.com/0JwuA0U.png
Mmm, true.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა oh! it's⁀the⁀fight. i'm⁀so⁀used⁀to⁀the⁀flight! that⁀makes⁀so⁀much⁀more⁀sense.
now when it comes to breeding what i like to do is not use the mechanic. im not playing competitive why make the perfect mon?
Sometimes one of the messes I find around this godforsaken manor has me wondering if it REALLY was one of those braindead hooligans, or one of the sharper ones who just really had a bone to pick. I mean, my crew's whole gig is orchestrating havoc, even if half of them don't know it. And sometimes these messes are a little TOO much of a pain in the ass for me not to get suspicious. You dig?
Consider it done.
the felt arent affected by any 0f this its purely an anti d0c scratch f0rcefield s0rry
actually ya knovw vwhat. mine's dead. I can go to bed.
[[I have no idea whats going on but i'm mostly commenting on this to get notified for other msgs on this thread for clarity]]
((I thought it was scratches in specific.))
\\ it means characters are immune t0 d0c scratchs shenanigans but n0t felt dni
Honestly, just stop letting your bosses post. People love all the inane horseshit.
|| I DONT THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH CIGARETTES IN THE WORLD TO EVER FULLY DESTRESS ME | OVER ||
-=[ cigarette :-)_☺]=-
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It absolutely is, but I think I'd rather get in a fight over cheating in poker with a Lady than Die again.
To clear some air. I am basically that one green lady from Wander over Yonder.
If i die today i leave everything to my kids and jade
As I expected. The cueball’s death was a puppet show by the puppet himself. Well, if one wants to do something right………….
I'm not changing the name. For the record.
Good then sounds like a big pile of not our problem eh? Remind me next time were in the same room I'll celebrate with you over drinks! I've been working on my mixology!
Fuck Doc Scratch, fuck the Felt, fuck all who support them, and most of all, fuck Doc Scratch. I'm a girl until I say otherwise.
We will try again with zero hands. No automated water system for you either. Hoo hoo.
Waking up and it is still true.
can my bØss please stØp dying. i wØuld rather nØt. wØrk fØr my Øld cueball. after signing this stupid cØntract with him.
#normalposting pranks are immature and silly! why do that when there's paperwork to be done.
Day 2 is underway in roughly ten minutes.
more like detective wishes he got to go to more parties. detective not picked!
god i genuinely cannot be fucked wit u 2day -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Diamonds Droog
Hm. Doesn’t hit quite the same.
This Chittr shit is easy.
The green ones keep following me. I have no problem with this. Because I hear they hate him too. Or some version of him.
all he had to do was ask.
ayyy! i support those!
✐ᝰ Yep! ᝰᝰ
(( how I feel switching to my alt to like the chits of the person arguing with me )) https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Double-Life-Pharrell.jpg
Today is a special day. For the members of the Felt, of course. The rest of you may stop reading unless you are dreadfully curious. In roughly 10 hours, I will be opening the metaphorical gateway to the long awaited Tea Party. This Tea Party is exclusive to members of the Felt. They are permitted a Plus One. Permission will be granted via specific instructions send to Felt Members only. It is up to them to provide access to their plus ones. I have many announcements. I am, without a doubt, excited.
I feel like I'm in danger
bubble bath vs bath salts vs bath bombs. debate.
(( clovermun, what have you been up to? well. (the flower stands for friendship) https://i.imgur.com/ol1Zp9o.png
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
🖕fuk da midnite crew -from the office of ace dick detective agency
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36a910eed80e.gif Thank you, Norm. I couldn't have said it any kinder.
Out of fear of getting a hashtag, I will not say I won't let the cat post again. But we need to keep the value high. So don't expect a huge amount.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/4c09b65e974c94253f6f31d94558ed68/71423fc24d3cfb1d-9a/s1280x1920/e6768e279a86f786749e6099e615319da1910bf0.png Tier list number 4 at this I will take no questions
I repeat my previous assertion: All Scratch Doctors are excellent, but some are more excellent than others.
surprising absolutely no one, everyone who bet on the #truecue except four that one dave won their bet.
The fact that this website functions smoothly now somehow feels wrong. Like the idea that this place is normal and without issue is a great deception about the true nature of its users and contents.
I apologize for Chittr going down. I was upset.
You believe? That does not bode well for your certainties? Feeling your powers waning you old tick? We both know that you are incapable of 'good' in any literal, subjective, or moral sense. [The Rest of this Message is Obscured in Void.] I despise your existence. I will be the one to end it. All of them. All of you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
i am happy with my boundaries #myboundaries
there really is something so special about handsome men with fluffy little kittens. it nears total sensory overload. you dont know where to look.
oh youre going to get me in trouble talking like that. i probably shouldnt be batting my eyes at both sides of what seems to be a long standing conflict but whats a girl to do when she has a type?
((both of my SD's are void aligned- prince, specifically. and they fuckin hate scratch. so if stuff is still goin on.. :o) ))
Took me five minutes to get the cat to stop clinging to my suit so I could leave for the pet store. Adorable little bastard.
yeah? 2ame a2 my buddy hugh. poor ba2tard thought that an look VVhere that got hIIm emergency block needIIn to get 2hot up VVIIth 500 mIIllIIlIIter2 a mou2e bIIte2 every 4 hour2. 2ometIIme2 II 2tIIll hear hII2 voIIce.
if you need lodgings let me know. i got plenty of room. its just a little ways off the beaten path.
[A video is attached. It's in one of the living areas of the Felt Manor, from the perspective of Crowbar. He's is sitting on the couch, the ankle of one leg resting on the knee of the other. He's got a tiny, fluffy white kitten in his lap. He hangs the crowbar on his finger by the curved end, and he makes it spin around like the blades of a fan. The kitten stares intently at the crowbar as it spins around. Crowbar then stops moving his fingers, allowing it to fly up into the air. The kitten wiggles its butt and pounces at the crowbar as it falls. Crowbar catches the eponymous tool, and the kitten lands on the floor, sliding across the polished floor and under the coffee table.]
Rats are successful in their permeance.
There are at least eight of me. We offset the average.
I will do better than most as the 1st Guardian of New York.
I left some food and milk out for the cat. It seems friendly enough. But I can't take on the responsibility of a feline at this exact moment.
girlkind strife specibus https://media.tenor.com/9KRUO9lK9scAAAAM/baapooh.gif
ITS TIME ONCE AGAIN FROM A TIP FROM THE DIRP! THIS ONE COMES LIVE FROM FELLOW MEMBER OF #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION @bubbleBlower HER #DIRPTIP IS AS FOLLOWS "my driptip is that if you take a little bit of a pigment if your favorite color you can just put it on your arm and just have your favorite color on your arm for awhile you can use any pigment like eyeshadow, markers, or pen ink, but watch out: sometimes the color stays a lot longer than you thought it would and you have arm color during serious business meeting" THANK YOU BELOVED AND VALUED MEMBER OF THE FELT MY FRIEND AND YOURS CASEY! KEEP THE DRIP TIPS COMING AND THIS DRIP WILL KEEP THE TIPS COMING! EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT! DRIP TIPS ARE MADE OF ALL ORGANIC INGREDIENTS AND ALSO INK!
yes, i am autistic, how did you know? *bone collection bone collection bone collection*
lets hear it for violent women! lets hear it for women's wrongs!
I have a date Friday! Just a casual going as an acquaintance kinda thing, but it should be fun! He drives a firetruck.
It's a rainy day again here in Midnight City, but it's lovely all the same. The kinda day to settle by the window with a good book! I'm reading Agatha Christie's Murder at the Vicarage--no spoilers please!
#REMOTEWORKING FROM #MAIDJAIL. IF YOU'RE ON ALTERNIA. PLEASE DO SOME #WANTON #VIOLENCE TONIGHT. GET MY #NUMBERS UP.
i am still gØing tØ swear. i just wanted him tØ see many fucks Øn my pØst.
Snowman and the 14 green dipshits
You are makiing the mo2t 2en2e out of anyone on the chiitter2 twoniight, you get a gold 2tar. IIgnore the2e miind controlled fool2 there'2 2omethiing not riight wiith them.
MY TIME MACHINE IS GREAT! YOU GUYS GOTTA GET ONE OF YOUR OWN!
#nsfw cueballs are jerking themselves Øff arguing abØut whØ is mØst dØminant and in charge. i am taking the smØke break anyways.
Taking @itChy along for a drinks run! If you hear the sound of a rapidly approaching Free Bird guitar solo you know why.
concept: “you want a shot?” you nod your head, watching them pour a glass before knocking it back into their own mouth before you have time to protest, they grab you by your cheeks to pry open your lips leaning in to spit it back into your mouth between messy kisses (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
YOU AND ME. PUT OUR CIGARETTES OUT ON EACH OTHER... AND FIGHT. #VIOLENCE
ANYONE WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER? #VIOLENCE
ILL FUCKING GUT YOU YOU WHORE FACE LYING NO GOOD BITCH
[PHOTO: a dark grainy photo of what looks like water slicked rocks, a yawning sea cave opening with hints of stars glimmering in the dark.]
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the Ønly slut i respect. is my futureself. #myfutureself
what a long day. catching up with my jade was really nice... as was taking casey to the park! so many bugs. i would question if she's getting too many but she's yet to have a tummy ache.
if this gets one reaction any reqction ill commit arson
While it may seem weird to be ranking Snowman so high considering what you may expect from a Noir, the fact of the matter is I already killed the Queen in my session so I don't really care about what she does I have to respect someone that can deal with all of the idiots in that group
yØu shØuld becØme mØre hateful.
:33< im back breakfast was great :33< ama
If I did a fantasy draft of the Felt it would be Snow, Crowbar, Handmaid, Stitch, and Snow again.
damara could you rate me too whenever i start working with you ^0^
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f50db2f61bbee49b3f0be173c2c3101c/a1b4b32eb0352ea1-aa/s1280x1920/30ddbf6724cc010eec4885c966a026015b43a30a.png After days of looking at all these idiots and examining them and thinking about it, this is my 100% tier list of the felt. There may or may not be some order here to this.
i would like to publicly come out and announce that the #laserwasps have finally gone away
very considerate of the laser wasps to all pause when i start writing a chittr post
i found my old chalk set! https://i.imgur.com/5Jm8kU4.png @archive4ddict
when someone both likes and hates one of my chitts it feels like theyre just asking to makeout with me
message from my cat Fhgggjg. Ggnhfhn v nfhff465ghcc
Som3on3 l3ft 4 st4ck of p4p3rs on my d3sk 4s 1f 1t w4s MY probl3m. Fuck. 1 should shr3d th3m.
hatebot throws a decent gathering! had fun last night.
Nice timing Didn't burn Hurts a lot But living! Reminder me Extra 1 ok? Extinguish, Will it ash We will see I'm Burning Less Now ok
Tonight, I have Dungeons and Dragons with the girls before going to a show. I will, much to their amusement, be donning my outfit for said show during the game. I will not elaborate at this time, however, just know that this is mildly embarrassing.
omgosh hiiii jakey im so psychd that ur finally here <333 (no need 2 scroll down my profiel, theres nthing 2 see there)
I am on hot Burning lot Extinguish? Empty junk! Needing new Out of gas! Ouch! Hurt! What else?! Decipher it Smartest #8 Burning now
THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!
given the choice between an omelette or a sandwich id take the omelette sandwich
B33 < @sanguineSaevitas youd look adorable with kitty ears and a cute tail B33 < i bet youd claw up furniture if anynyan disagr33d with you h33h33
Hello Mr Eggs, I would like to invite you to join my new club. We meet at the tea shop in downtown Midnight City every afternoon on Wednesdays. If you are interested, I will happily see you there. Please be sure to bring some spondulicks as we like to partake in the jukebox and a few rounds of cards.
prrr prrr zzzzzzzz > Vodka decides it's time for a catnap and curls up on its phone.. It's warm!
April the 7th 1941, “I drink my coffee black, like my romances,” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
Thr @scratchDoctor has me blocked! How funny. Luckily since he's omniscient he can read every message we send him regardless. He should die prematurely. He should hang himself by his own ugly tie. He should crack his head open and let a stillborn Lord English fetus dribble out. #suicide
WHILE I'M #BEFORUSPOSTING. HERE IS MY IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE ON #BEFORUS. AHEM. HALT. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. YOU LOOK INSUFFICIENTLY PLEASED. TO BE LIVING IN PADDED CELL WORLD. RECTIFY THIS IMMEDIATELY. OR YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED OUR STURDIEST NANNYBITCH. FOR YOUR IMMINENT REEDUCATION.
marvin the martian <3< earth from what i remember
👏✨💕cute boys should not have to go to work in the morning💕✨👏
She fucking breaks every bone in my body and Im just "Damn I think im in love."
I can go check. I’ve nothing going on.
Hm? I heard the dogs going off a moment ago. Figured Cans is messing around with them.
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
Thinking on purple brickwork.
PICTURE [ ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF... WELL. WORDS CANNOT ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE WHAT IS DEPICTED HERE. THERE ARE A GREAT MANY EYES AND MOUTHS, LIT BY WHAT COULD VERY WELL BE A DISTANT STAR. ]
people can't stand seeing someone with confidence and self esteem.
The Manor is sparkling clean, dinner served and put away, and laundry is drying on the line. Now to settle in for the evening with a drink and an old record.
I've carried out better executions, but it wasn't terrible.
once again here i am, watching the silliness happen. might do a sleepover thing tomorrow, could be fun!
oh hey haha yea i am a woman you should do this so people stop fucking up
i stabbed someone
Gun.
I've searched all over this damn Manor. I found my old exile rags. I thought I'd thrown those out, or burned them. They've since been dealt with. Found a pair of ankle boots I forgot about. Sincerely doubt any of these are what Scratch has hidden. Room has been completely rearranged to my new liking now, however.
YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY #PLAYING.
THERE IS NOT MUCH ELSE TO DO. IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT. EXCEPT HONE MY DESTRUCTIVE SKILLS. IN THE MEDIUM OF THE GAMERS.
seeing him squirm and get nerv꥟us as i l꥟꥟m ꥟ver him, backing him int꥟ a c꥟rner. i just can't help myself. <3. (#nsfw)
SPEAKING OF #CANNIBALISM, THANK YOU MEULIN, CANNIBALISM AS A METAPHOR FOR LOVE AND OR OBSESSION IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN LITERATURE
whats going on? whats with all the yesses?
Hey itchy are you still in the backrooms
love all the egberts celebrating casey's fantastic play. :D
of course you have blood all over you. annd pronnounns #gore
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
Sounds like people need refreshments from last light. Please recycle these when you're finished with them. ============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 24 X PLASTIC PARTY CUPS OF WATER > TYPE 'ACCEPT' ============================================
april fools kinda just unlocked my prankster's gambit for me again i think at some point i had put it away.
:33< *the mighty huntress takes notes* :33< women... love... basketball... failmewre...
i'm literally a normal and average height, I think all of you are just tall and it's skewing your perspective
night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
🜲 > #s♡o♡o♡mE #♡o♡f #y♡o♡o♡oU #HaVe #nEvEr #sErVeD #A #HiGhEr #pUrPo♡o♡oSe #bEf♡o♡o♡rE #AnD #It #sHo♡o♡wS ♡
HERE COMES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOURE EVER EVEN DISCONTENT WITH THINGS YOU CAN LEAVE! IF IT SUCKS HIT THE BRICKS! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION!
Maybe not having any candy supplies, juju or otherwise, is the sound thing to do right now.
It's so sad that Itchy and Slick are both dead.
High as you'd like them raised. And then, maybe a tad higher.
petty hateful demeanor?
you motherfuckers always come up with some shit to cover something.
Ms. Samuels signing on during brunch. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/76/29/1576294eb03c2bcbf89dc830ecc4ef44.jpg
Wordle 1,749 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Wordle, i cant believe that, #substance, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b50e5d470b8d.png
I suppose it isn't fair if I join in on the fun. Wordle, 1749, 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Best News I've heard in a day!
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
The calm after the storm that is April Fool's. Such peace.
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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concept: crawling on top of a mate whos nearly twice your size, her expression calm and almost amused as you begin feverishly kissing at her neck "i was pailing before you had your first molt, darling... you sure you can handle me?" your body reacts without your permission at that statement, moaning into her neck and bucking your hips like a needy barkbeast "no need to rush, eager little thing..." (tags: Reader/Older Woman, #rankworks, age difference, vague quad, no quad mentioned, flushed implication i suppose, Troll/Troll, size difference, big lady, experienced partner, #nsfw)
let's just say the crew put a little explosive "joke" on the felt mansion. for the holiday obviously
Of course, carapace. It is a resounding statement that resonates quite well with me. It appears to service others as well.
why is every prank. in this manØr. SØØØ F̷̮̆̀̔U̵̪̞͙̲͊C̸͈̦͉͂͋K̶̡̧̜̼̈̐̋͘I̵͎͝͝N̵̼̲̖̽̋G̷̢̪̳̥̀̄͂͠ ̷̨͕̝̺̈́͑M̸͙̑̎̀͝Ę̵̎̎̾̚Ş̷̭͓̏͛S̸̜͉̙̓̃Y̷̙͎̅. its fine.
There's glitter everywhere, the water is foul, and there's a bear. I'm going to a bar.
WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE!? Why is EVERYTHING Cake or Chocolate in this house!? I'm staying in my room. If you enter it you will be suffering a consequence. I will teleport you to the other moon and leave you there.
you're cool! and now taking a vacation day! :D
....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.
Looking to borrow an accordion. It will come back in worse condition.
Goodness and I thought I was having a devil of a day. I'd advise all to stay far from Felt Manor on the average day, but especially so today.
To those of you who are sharp, and agitated. Rolling about this platform or in your life. Your spines rub against the surfaces of everything you touch, you mar, you scratch, your damage. Yet, there will be a whetstone out there for you. Someone who can sharpen these little edges of yours and in kind you may reciprocate by directing this sharpened anger out and about. Do not dull yourself on sandpaper to that you may lose your features. Refine yourself with someone who enhances your unique qualities.
I have a tepid, mild relationship with my daughter. She is currently observing her devout religious practices, so I will refrain from tagging her. Please hold her wellness in your thoughts nonetheless. #AprilNormalDay
Clover dear if it's full of limes again I'll be cross.
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #rankworks, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
oh and cueball is a weenie. but that goes without saying.
got launched by my own attempt to make a water balloon catapult. all my troubles seem so small from up here.
good morning everybody!
Can you pick me up a bag of those peach rings? If you're still out there, that is.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep! cheep cheep, cheep!
i think i want to draw something. a most dangerous urge.
Oh. Oh, how intolerable. Look at what you have made me do. You have managed, through either staggering incompetence or a level of audacity I would almost admire under different circumstances, to do the one thing that was never meant to be possible. Not improbable. Not difficult. Impossible. And yet here I stand, faced with the evidence. A gap. Do you have any conception of what that means? Of what you have done? My awareness is not a collection of guesses, nor a web of educated predictions. It is total. Seamless. A continuous, unbroken lattice of causality in which every motion, every word, every pathetic little decision is cataloged and understood before it has the decency to occur. There are no blind spots. There were no blind spots. And now there is absence. Not uncertainty. Not ambiguity. Absence. A section of reality that does not resolve, does not report, does not exist within the framework of my knowledge. A void where there should be certainty. A silence where there should be answers. Do you understand how obscene that is? It is not merely that I do not know something. It is that the structure which permits knowledge has been interfered with. Something has reached into a system that was never meant to be accessed and has… edited it. Not overwritten, no, that would at least be visible. This is more insidious. A careful excision. A surgical removal of context, leaving behind a perfectly shaped hole that refuses to be acknowledged. You have not blinded me. You have taught me what blindness is. And that is a far greater offense. Because now I must account for something that does not present itself to be accounted for. I must navigate a narrative in which a piece has been removed without leaving so much as a displaced echo. A contradiction without a source. A variable without a value. It is… inelegant. It is ugly. And worst of all, it is inefficient. Do you have any idea how much recalibration this requires? Every projection, every chain of causality must now include the possibility that there exists an unknown unknown. Not a mystery to be solved, but a segment that refuses to acknowledge its own existence. A flaw that cannot be isolated because the very tools used to isolate it have been compromised. You have not introduced chaos. You have introduced imprecision. And I will not tolerate imprecision. So understand this. Whatever you have carved out, whatever petty little corner of reality you believed you could hide from me, you have not created safety. You have created a problem. A problem that now demands resolution, not because I wish it, but because the system itself cannot abide the discrepancy. I will find it. Not because I can see it. But because the fact that I cannot is, in itself, a beacon. A wound. And I am very, very good at following the scent of blood. #nsfw #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ab2adcee76.png
Stay safe out there ma'am.
I'm steering clear of the manor for a while. If anyone feels like doing the same I'll wait in the garage idle engine for 5 minutes then I'm gone.
I had wondered what I'd done specifically. Do you at least have Die or Clover out of your crosshairs or is your whole trove in the shit as well? Just curious as to what emotional torrents I should be steering clear of.
Itchy, you should know that I care equally about you all: in that I do not care at all. I'm more just curious as to what happened this time.
today was fun painting and shit. might go out in a while to have a drink.
Sick of being a bird. Might try to be a new cooler animal. Not sure which one yet.
war and thieving and treachery
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
if i had titties i'd hold onto them a lot. #nsfw
I hate to agree but it really is
It’s funnier this way.
I can’t imagine how. You were so subtle.
We can bury you in it.
And after we dry-cleaned his suit for him. Tsk tsk.
Just saw Eggs use the word “miasma” correctly. Am I having a stroke?
Back at it. High Hoe or whatever the humans say.
I don't know what you're tfgjhvnvhvvm, ,bgbvf
chittr luvs my chitties which is y my pfp wasnt cropped #nsfw #ineedanewbit
Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.
It's important to pay respects, despite my differences.
The flowers are a nice touch, I’ll admit.
Yeah, I got a patch dedicated to stuff like this.
oh thats just the miasma that permeates all intelligent life
Bury it in the backyard.
Good morning everyone, I hope you are ready to face your day.
Lesbians
THE HANDMAID. SHE DESTROYED HER CAGE. YES. YES. THE HANDMAID IS OUT. #POETRY
RATTLES MY CAGE.
Whoever left that cinnamon scroll on my table: thanks. It was damn good.
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
Look, I haven't really got a good picture taken, but if you want to put a semblance of a face to the name: I am a dersite, on the taller side. I wear a shirt the same colour as my font under an open black jacket, matching black trousers and shoes. I sometimes wear glasses, it really depends, and a black hat, of course. Oh, and a small silver ring with an amethyst set in.
I'll move him along.
I really suggest you should find yourself another account, pal. It is in very poor taste to continue using a dead person's Chittr as your main.
Th3y c4ll m3 th3 #l3g1sl4c3rh4t3r th3 w4y 1 h4t3 M1ndf4ng's post 3v3ry t1m3 1 s33 on3.
Oh good the other one’s on this.
You owe me for putting me on babysitting duty, Sevens.
A city worth killing for and dying in.
Ah, Midnight City. Only place a fella or a lady can pick up the bacon and untraceable hand guns in the same store.
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t my nud3 from y3st3rn1ght w1ll r3m41n. 4ppr3c14t3 1t unt1l th3 3nd of t1m3, you horny souls. #nsfw
I'll go ask the green men if we can borrow some.
#Justgirlthings.
sixty nine.
man i was boutta @ turingtranscendence for hating all my chits but then i saw 'hate bot' and yknow what? fair, game is game my guy keep on hating all you want i support your dreams
i love tv.
Loggin in an findin lotsa black shells followin me with their descriptors bein "Dont talk to me if youre a frog." Well which is it then. Make up yer mind.
#mmeatpostinng https://www.nnueskes.comm/mmedia/catalog/product/7/4/743_triple_thick_baconn_900x900_12-9-24.jpg?optimmize=mmediumm&bg-color=255,255,255&fit=bounnds&height=800&width=800
#mmeatpostinng https://cdnn.harrinngtonnhamm.comm/prod_immages/650/harrinngtonns-thick-sliced-baconn-996-1.jpg
https://64.media.tumblr.com/727d027dc9a4a8e331a21b3538e9b46c/tumblr_p8t528ExT71xqq38qo1_1280.jpg
it probably feels good as fuck for the mana when the wizard uses it #nsfw #implication
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1488b764590931f1c0dc33060b5a7671/tumblr_nqizk7dYI91rkqpi2o1_1280.jpg #meatposting
raw. maybe with some pepper on top.
thinking about meat.
Trap fact, SBURB was actually a trap (not made by me) made to target the most vulnerable group in society, gamers.
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
anyway funny this topic is circling around again and i already said it once before but id fuck another me #nsfw
:33< to those on the fence on #selfcest hear meowt :33< who would know how to please mew and what your kinks are better than yourself? #nsfw
ME AND MY TIME CLONES. SAW YOU DROP THAT COOKIE. AND CONTINUE EATING IT. AFTER YOU RETRIEVED IT. FROM THE FILTHY FLOOR. WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. LAUGHING AT YOUR DEBASEMENT. #ANDEXPLORINGEACHOTHERSBODIES #NSFW
I WIN SHE SAID I WAS CUTE
CHITTR SHADY FACT #31 • “ i have it on good authority that itchy of the felt can only be reined in by corporal punishment, particularly in front of other members of the gang.” #nsfw #sortof
CHITTR SHADY FACT #35 • “i’ve been planting bombs in outglut trash cans they haven’t caught me yet”
((Really funny how the usual response to whenever I’ve followed someone on my first day here is “ah shit not this Rancid Fucker” lol
is there a way to follow someone even harder, or something? like to get a notification when they post something.
Getting my trans kid a happy meal with a girls toy so she knows I'm woke now.
woof!
Understood, ma'am.
Now I'm worrying but also it's not my right to be in a dame's business unless she wants me in it.
K!// your ne!ghbor.
I appreciate your darling offerings to the masses, 8. But please, do not take suggestions from the public.
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ OOC Information: This Account is likely going to encroach NSFW Topics. There will be time for all sorts of roleplay on all tiers. Feel free to message directly. If you like my Doc Scratch, then please follow along. In private, I will gladly indulge your nsfw requests, but Doc is likely not going to feed into it publicly unless he has something to gain from it. May also post excerpts from my Doc Fanfics, Commissioned Doc Art, and the like. Generally OOC if I do. Trying to establish a new canon narrative for Chittr specifically. Thank you all for reading. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
i don't kinkshame, you guys have fun, but....personally, i gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere. #pissgate #nsfwe
w꥟men need t꥟ hurt men m꥟re. be m꥟re d꥟minant, it pains me t꥟ see s꥟ many w꥟men fall int꥟ the submissive pr꥟paganda. #nsfw #evilfemd꥟m
// know that if i both like and hate your post i have just burst out laughing at whatever you've said. i need to keep my spade brand up tho ykwim ye
Clowns? Hm, is that what people are into these nights? No wonder Slick is so popular lately.
watching them get nerv꥟us and uneasy the minute i step in the r꥟꥟m. what a sight. #nsfw #w꥟menincharge
glad to see everyone agrees rankmaid is on some good shit. i love her pitch stuff. #nsfw by association i guess.
i wonder if anyone in felt manor found the chair i rigged with an airbag during the paint wars. i mean. there were a lot of them. but that one seemed important!
Why thank you. I could say the same for you as well.
i fucking hate you all. every time i make a chit on here, everyone hops right on my dick. there's a difference between me getting it on for the ghb and actually liking purplebloods. mirthomaniacs are fucking loopy and nothing will change that opinion i have. the ghb looks hot and that's that. hell, i was in a pitch quadrant with snowman and we all know what kind of shit she's into. doesn't make me stop thinking she's fine as fuck though. #nsfw
[I told him to threaten me harder. Let's see if he can actually deliver on this. I have extremely high expectations.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f5288b460fd.jpg
but also if you are under 18: leave!!! it's explicitly against the rules for you to be here!!!!
K!// your ne!ghbor.
does the phrase "160 mg of caffeine per 16 fl oz" mean anything to you?
hmmm. i would usually say yes without hesitation but i do like some of the other felt quite a bit and dont want to put myself in hot water with any of them.
i knew they were just draggin' your good name through the mud, boss!!
#nsfwe I have the jaw strength for cracking open crustacean snd insect shells. That applies to Carapacians too. You lop off fingers with knives. And I get the fingers off too. Connect the dots on that if you can. A lot of the smalltime guys who think I'm easy pickings also forget that teeth are a weapon. I'm absolutely not afraid to bite a guy trying to take me hostage -_- im NOT a damsel in distress.
WELL FUCKING DESERVED.
#cancelcrocker #cancelitchy #cancelthewholedamnapp
we are a crew that has been active for years of course i know what comrade meat tastes like
Yeah yeah yeah. Bet, I'll help you get him squared away. Got the broiler ready.
Maybe if you post "delete chit" enough it'll come true, Dipslick.
i mean i'd eat carapacian but not in the literal way yknow? #nsfw
This one can live. He's about footstool high.
THREATS TO YOUR WELL-BEING ARE NOT MEANT TO BE COMFORTING.
DO YOU REALLY SUPPORT @GUTSYGUMSHOE WHEN SHE THREATENED TO EAT MY FRIENDS ALIVE?
he wants me so bad it makes him look stupid (*￣▽￣*)
(( YESSSSS ive also been hanging out in a discord call with 2 of my friends while we've all been chitting and just losing our shit at each others jokes
(( All my jokes are for Me First and I think that's the correct way to do it ))
(( some of my favorite jokes have been my own XD to be fair <3<3<3
DONT LISTEN TO MISS LALONDE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING PUT IT ALL ON 17 BLACK THIS IS YOUR CHANCE IT'S DUE IT'S GONNA COME UP
I SNEEZED LOUD AS FUCK THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN FOR THIS :(
youre jealous of my hot birdgirl swag
clown hatred back on the timeline. the world is okay again.
wanting a verification badge not for the clout but to watch it slowly rotate
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, #rankworks, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
WHAT. Going to bed. Fuck I'm tired.
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
thats it for the #wizardtournament folks! gandalf the gray is chittrs favorite wizard. is anyone surprised? thank you again to all our contestants you put up a good fight but chittr really really really loves spheres. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_230028324.png
i prefer stabbing but poison is best for 'itchy' targets, get it !
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, #rankworks, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
just stuck my leg out and watched itchy go face first into the carpet. it never gets old. painted his rear end in both shades of purple. :)
Anyone who makes a mess with those fucking paint guns, I'm expecting to clean it up. No exceptions. Yes, this includes laundry of anyone you shoot. No, I don't care if it was an accident. No, I don't care if you were trying to shoot someone else. No, I don't care if you didn't shoot it but bumped into it so it "doesn't count because it wasn't with the gun" yes it fucking does. Any arguments I'm throwing all that shit out and you're all paying four back.
i'm still not used to actually being good in a strife. really gotta thank the numerous scary women in my life for helping me get better at fighting.
Aye, fair enough. I spent most o' m'life hatin' too.
i have Ørganized them. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/my-image%203.png
our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are ψe. they never stop thinking about neψ ψays to harm our empire and our trolls, and neither do ψe.
I suddenly can’t read. Oh no
How interesting. This property downtown that I own would be a perfect hideout for four individuals…
good morning everybody! sun is nice and bright today and i'm ready to get goin' :) hope all of you get a chance to get some fresh air today!!
[[in deep inconsolable despair right now because i have to be at work 9 hours from now and therefore must sleep but i want to be drawing miss maam instead. truly none have ever suffered such as i.]]
da green fuck is replyin ta shit again get em
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
was there always an edit button on posts? am i more inattentive than i thought? regardless i was able to add a forgotten tag onto one of the pictures i posted. which is less for the benefit of the general population and more for the sake of personal organization.
Ṅ̸͕O̵͙̎ ̷̡̈I̶̞̊M̶̡͝ ̶̰̅N̵̘͆Ō̶͚Ṫ̸̮ ̴̻̂P̸̛̩L̴̼̆A̷̟̿Y̴͓͠I̶͙̿N̴͓̓G̸̰̋ ̶̯̒O̶̖̚Ṉ̴́ ̴̯̐Ṁ̴̖Y̷̝͘ ̸̧͌P̵̧̑H̵̛̯O̵̩̍N̸̛̺É̷̜
sometimes you gotta turn off your brain not think about it too hard and accept some of the aliens are pretty hot. they seem to have a lot going on though.
IF YOU USE A GODSDAMN SAND BLASTER ON MY CAR I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE. ahem. uh. With respect, Sir.
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
It's truly a shame but it's fine because once the moms get to know me their jealousy melts into something warmer, a fond appreciation for my cute lolcat nature. "I can haz milkies?" I ask of the moms, and the moms either provide me a dish full of milk (yum!) or breasts (yowza! #nsfw) because I am such a good kitty. Anyway I look forward to our dinner tomorrow! I will wear my nicest princess dress and also the silly cone hat of course.
How *don't* you know? You live in a household full of men, and, you have a good head on your shoulders.
// prolly clocking out soon so ciao
Vacillation? No. Mind my own business? No. Did I take your money? No. If I did would I give it back? Also no.
So whose offer are you considering? The Flatfoots or the Felt?
dinner with spades slick or a penny that doubles in size every day?
Consider the strategic philosophies that could be gained from Droog, though. Could be worth many rings.
That it is my friend, But consider the knowledge you'd gain from talking to Droog during dinner it might be worth 10,000 gold bars
dinner with diamonds droog or 10,000 of your currency of choice
By having chosen a more competent charge?
send pics
Publicly posting for a messy rebound is BEGGING for me to chime in, Slick.
// am I a niche chittr microcelebrity I'm honoured
Anything is possible, gorgeous.
what the fuck do you mean your name is jack. is your last name russelterrier
I've just caught up with it myself. How amusing. Champagne all around.
From what I saw you said "Nuh Uh" and didn't actually do anything about the issue
droog and clubs got evicted?? and the other two??
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
yØu can fistfight each Øther in jail. he will win.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90b7508f2180.gif
oh, always. i've managed to force my wife to take a constitUtional with me every morning, it's trUly splendid! ^u^
im alsØ the better child because i dØnt have tØ gØ tØ the tØrture labyrinth.
evicted and bald. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg
I was going to say that the owner is probably the Lord or the Doc, but she IS the universe itself. The World is Hers, one might even say
I'd like to personally shake the hand of whoever gave the crew their eviction notice.
I may get locked in and out of my office five times a week but I proudly own it and can never be evicted so skill issue if on the Crew I think
(( I love seeing diff ways to fk up typing to fit roxy's character, its so fun yall <33 roxy cult wne?
Sir you are not being evicted, the Chili’s is simply closing.
I think this just makes us equal now.
i need to get a drink with Yuugi Hoshiguma real bad https://en.touhouwiki.net/images/thumb/5/5f/Yuugi_Whos_Who.png/635px-Yuugi_Whos_Who.png?20220112064536
(sitting in my car in a parking lot procrastinating because I'm genuinely having too much fun here )
(( as is tradition on every new homestuck rp site for the last 10 years i must gather all of the intermission folk into my arms like a little dragon hoard. if you're a carapace or a leprechaun or a sleuth and you'd like to join a discord hit me up. not sure if there's enough of us yet but here i am ))
(( important. fhis is how she holds a pencil when she draws. https://www.playdoughtoplato.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/palmer-supinate-grasp-Playdough-to-Plato.jpg
(and im behind shitpeta and sawbuck :) ))
(real old man hours! Got some errands to do then I'll sit down and maks him :D Btw, I'm behind crowbar [sevenfoldManager] and that one human doc scratch lmao Love these men)
confession #1: the water in the break room is always kind of hot... and the filter is never changed... and i know that because im in charge of changing the filter... and they never tell me to do it...
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
I Need To Shoot My Palmhusk
I have 8een informed that troogle has a vast amount of inform8tion, I shall 8e learning more a8out the humans and their so called cats.
:33 < Ok going on a quick #goonsesh :3333 #nsfw #happycat
If I may confess something untoward? I have come to the realization I may be microdosing hypnosis fetishism by peppering 'good boy', 'good girl', and 'sweetheart' appended at the end of my sentences with increasing frequency. The sub-perceptual dosage of control it affords me has become, for lack of a more savory phrasing, something of an addiction. In a manner similar to he who clutches feet by the heels and strikes up a spurious preoccupation with a woman's shoes, I fear I may have mocked the idea of exerting my will onto another nonverbally long enough for it to retreat into the dark recesses of my subconscious mind. A terrifying prospect. #NSFW #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #Dubcon #Paraphilia #Mesmerism #Pseudotelepathy
:33< what up grubtube today i challenged my peopurr i tollpurrate to the meow challenge :33< where they have to meow! :33< think mew can do betpurr id like to s33 mew try in the clawments below!
i'm missing fifty dollars which one of you was it?
Embed fail lolll.
hes big an bad unti hes on his knees beggin 4 u ;P #nsfw
I survived my venture to the outdoors. Time to be comfy again. https://i.redd.it/gflwfeb5py631.png
There's always time to check those rags. But I need my sense of moral superiority and looking-at-creatures-in-a-zoo fix right away.
You do love me!
see the thing about driving the car with snowman in the passenger seat is that you don't need a seatbelt because if this car crashes it's ALL over
(( I drew this bc this is Crowbar's internal reaction whenever @blackestQuasar pity reacts his posts and i just think everyone else needs to see it too https://files.catbox.moe/bnfbvy.png #ooc
If you could wait but a moment, Ma'am, I'd love to chauffeur you.
i would kill for a philly cheesesteak right now
BOSS, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU "BLOCKED HER BITCH ASS BECAUSE SHE DESERVED IT" AND "FUCK HER AND HER FUCKING GLITTER DRESS"
(( secret chittr intermission community B)
(( Casey has been born and born again on any site that'd take her. IM GLAD YOU REMEMBER HER!!!!! Now she's back and more competently drawn than ever! ))
THEN IT'S LIGHTS OUT FER HAT MAN. THROW EM ALL OUT. GET SOME
(( She makes me feel every emption categorized under Jeb Sweep ))
(( Genuinely appreciate other intermission folks vibing with Casey. I've had this girl for a guesstimated 10 years at this point and I love her very much. <3 Thank you strangers on the internet for being lovely ))
We gotta make the kitchens big for the stripes. You'll be fine with ladders, not like you'll fall off em or anything.
i need to talk to my agent immediately oh my god
n sometimes.... we get a lil jiggly w/ it #ThePuff
i think...! im going to chit a selfie! ganbare rankmaid-sensei! i am a bit nervous
Lime Green Kitchen renovations are finished. Do NO7 burn it down again. #FeltManorPSA
I often cry when looking at you, yes.
coddammit
#truestory karkats sorry simperin ass forfeited the fight out of sheer pants wettin terror #yeshepeedhimself so we got damara megido our queen of the ring vs some guy named itchy ig after she beats his ass were openin that fuckin pit up for a free for all and you dont wanna miss it #DSTRIentertainment #promo4vip #feltonfeltviolence #himboharem #thatsyoujake #weneedcheerleadersforintermission
IT SAYS SNOWMAN AND ITCHY ARE ON HERE NOW?? GULP! THATS HALF SCARY HALF NICE TO SEE MY FRIEND ITCHY :)
cØllecting rØcks while my dad argues with slick. i think my dad cØuld beat karkats dad in a fight if they fØught instead Øf us.
once again i regret wishing that the people i recognize eould join this site. theyre embarrassing. Except 8.
Slick knows he failed to raise his kid to be a competent fighter.
Yes. If you win you get a raise in your allowance.
#DSTRIENTERTAINMENT yall hungry for more slaughter if your still thirstin after watchin some bodacious bara babes rollin in the mud we got ROUND 2 damara vs karkat buy your tix and place ya bets here
I'm not knocking the style all together. You just don't start with that shit. Smooth jazz, with a bit of a hip twist. That's the spirit. #nsfw
WHO COULDNT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY?
Just put real dollars on the line on whether or not Karkat Vantas gets his face kicked in by an opponent of reasonable strength. I have a feeling this one is sort of a layup.
A rat, more like.
Slick hasn't even asked his kid. Meanwhile mine is already confident she could kill his. Who's the better father here.
i am gØing tØ be the best in the child fighting ring.
IM LUCKY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THIS #STAYSAFEDOE
character growth or something like that? or may8e just a dry spell t8h
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: This is a friendly reminder for all residents of Earth C to cast their votes today in their own kingdom's snap elections. A total of 118 seats for newly elected leaders are now open, following ten months of renovations to the Grand Hall's voting chamber, which included relocating the cafeteria, gift shop, and bathrooms to behind the live music and comedy lounge.
Seconded.
i got demanded to post this with the caption "chittr rn." https://tenor.com/hvrvg4oxu4e.gif
Unfortunately I agree. Trousers on and both feet on the ground, ladies and gents.
You will soon find your niche, Sn0wman.