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concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
Sounds like people need refreshments from last light. Please recycle these when you're finished with them. ============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 24 X PLASTIC PARTY CUPS OF WATER > TYPE 'ACCEPT' ============================================
april fools kinda just unlocked my prankster's gambit for me again i think at some point i had put it away.
:33< *the mighty huntress takes notes* :33< women... love... basketball... failmewre...
i'm literally a normal and average height, I think all of you are just tall and it's skewing your perspective
night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
🜲 > #s♡o♡o♡mE #♡o♡f #y♡o♡o♡oU #HaVe #nEvEr #sErVeD #A #HiGhEr #pUrPo♡o♡oSe #bEf♡o♡o♡rE #AnD #It #sHo♡o♡wS ♡
HERE COMES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! IF YOURE EVER EVEN DISCONTENT WITH THINGS YOU CAN LEAVE! IF IT SUCKS HIT THE BRICKS! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! #DRIPTIP #DRIPTIPNATION!
Maybe not having any candy supplies, juju or otherwise, is the sound thing to do right now.
It's so sad that Itchy and Slick are both dead.
High as you'd like them raised. And then, maybe a tad higher.
petty hateful demeanor?
you motherfuckers always come up with some shit to cover something.
Hm... there is more to this case. https://i.ibb.co/jkHvyST1/image-2026-04-03-111309756.png
Ms. Samuels signing on during brunch. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/76/29/1576294eb03c2bcbf89dc830ecc4ef44.jpg
Wordle 1,749 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Wordle, i cant believe that, #substance, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b50e5d470b8d.png
I suppose it isn't fair if I join in on the fun. Wordle, 1749, 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Best News I've heard in a day!
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
The calm after the storm that is April Fool's. Such peace.
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: crawling on top of a mate whos nearly twice your size, her expression calm and almost amused as you begin feverishly kissing at her neck "i was pailing before you had your first molt, darling... you sure you can handle me?" your body reacts without your permission at that statement, moaning into her neck and bucking your hips like a needy barkbeast "no need to rush, eager little thing..." (tags: Reader/Older Woman, age difference, vague quad, no quad mentioned, flushed implication i suppose, Troll/Troll, size difference, big lady, experienced partner, #nsfw)
let's just say the crew put a little explosive "joke" on the felt mansion. for the holiday obviously
Of course, carapace. It is a resounding statement that resonates quite well with me. It appears to service others as well.
why is every prank. in this manØr. SØØØ F̷̮̆̀̔U̵̪̞͙̲͊C̸͈̦͉͂͋K̶̡̧̜̼̈̐̋͘I̵͎͝͝N̵̼̲̖̽̋G̷̢̪̳̥̀̄͂͠ ̷̨͕̝̺̈́͑M̸͙̑̎̀͝Ę̵̎̎̾̚Ş̷̭͓̏͛S̸̜͉̙̓̃Y̷̙͎̅. its fine.
There's glitter everywhere, the water is foul, and there's a bear. I'm going to a bar.
WHY IS IT CHOCOLATE!? Why is EVERYTHING Cake or Chocolate in this house!? I'm staying in my room. If you enter it you will be suffering a consequence. I will teleport you to the other moon and leave you there.
you're cool! and now taking a vacation day! :D
....How on earth does this record still play? I'm actually a little impressed. I'm still hurting whoever did this, but you may be spared from death.
Looking to borrow an accordion. It will come back in worse condition.
Goodness and I thought I was having a devil of a day. I'd advise all to stay far from Felt Manor on the average day, but especially so today.
To those of you who are sharp, and agitated. Rolling about this platform or in your life. Your spines rub against the surfaces of everything you touch, you mar, you scratch, your damage. Yet, there will be a whetstone out there for you. Someone who can sharpen these little edges of yours and in kind you may reciprocate by directing this sharpened anger out and about. Do not dull yourself on sandpaper to that you may lose your features. Refine yourself with someone who enhances your unique qualities.
I have a tepid, mild relationship with my daughter. She is currently observing her devout religious practices, so I will refrain from tagging her. Please hold her wellness in your thoughts nonetheless. #AprilNormalDay
Clover dear if it's full of limes again I'll be cross.
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
oh and cueball is a weenie. but that goes without saying.
got launched by my own attempt to make a water balloon catapult. all my troubles seem so small from up here.
I'D GUESS EVERY NUMBER IN THE PHONE BOOK IF IT GOT ME YERS!
CUE BALL THOUGHT HE GOT ME. IDIOT. HE GOT MY OTHER ME. I'M STILL GOOD. FUCKING TIME TRAVELING COWARD I BET.
if its the guy i think it is i wish you only the finest aimed bricks.
good morning everybody!
Can you pick me up a bag of those peach rings? If you're still out there, that is.
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep! cheep cheep, cheep!
i think i want to draw something. a most dangerous urge.
Oh. Oh, how intolerable. Look at what you have made me do. You have managed, through either staggering incompetence or a level of audacity I would almost admire under different circumstances, to do the one thing that was never meant to be possible. Not improbable. Not difficult. Impossible. And yet here I stand, faced with the evidence. A gap. Do you have any conception of what that means? Of what you have done? My awareness is not a collection of guesses, nor a web of educated predictions. It is total. Seamless. A continuous, unbroken lattice of causality in which every motion, every word, every pathetic little decision is cataloged and understood before it has the decency to occur. There are no blind spots. There were no blind spots. And now there is absence. Not uncertainty. Not ambiguity. Absence. A section of reality that does not resolve, does not report, does not exist within the framework of my knowledge. A void where there should be certainty. A silence where there should be answers. Do you understand how obscene that is? It is not merely that I do not know something. It is that the structure which permits knowledge has been interfered with. Something has reached into a system that was never meant to be accessed and has… edited it. Not overwritten, no, that would at least be visible. This is more insidious. A careful excision. A surgical removal of context, leaving behind a perfectly shaped hole that refuses to be acknowledged. You have not blinded me. You have taught me what blindness is. And that is a far greater offense. Because now I must account for something that does not present itself to be accounted for. I must navigate a narrative in which a piece has been removed without leaving so much as a displaced echo. A contradiction without a source. A variable without a value. It is… inelegant. It is ugly. And worst of all, it is inefficient. Do you have any idea how much recalibration this requires? Every projection, every chain of causality must now include the possibility that there exists an unknown unknown. Not a mystery to be solved, but a segment that refuses to acknowledge its own existence. A flaw that cannot be isolated because the very tools used to isolate it have been compromised. You have not introduced chaos. You have introduced imprecision. And I will not tolerate imprecision. So understand this. Whatever you have carved out, whatever petty little corner of reality you believed you could hide from me, you have not created safety. You have created a problem. A problem that now demands resolution, not because I wish it, but because the system itself cannot abide the discrepancy. I will find it. Not because I can see it. But because the fact that I cannot is, in itself, a beacon. A wound. And I am very, very good at following the scent of blood. #nsfw #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ab2adcee76.png
Stay safe out there ma'am.
I'm steering clear of the manor for a while. If anyone feels like doing the same I'll wait in the garage idle engine for 5 minutes then I'm gone.
I had wondered what I'd done specifically. Do you at least have Die or Clover out of your crosshairs or is your whole trove in the shit as well? Just curious as to what emotional torrents I should be steering clear of.
Itchy, you should know that I care equally about you all: in that I do not care at all. I'm more just curious as to what happened this time.
today was fun painting and shit. might go out in a while to have a drink.
Sick of being a bird. Might try to be a new cooler animal. Not sure which one yet.
war and thieving and treachery
like this post and i'll draw you i guess.
if i had titties i'd hold onto them a lot. #nsfw
CAN WE GET HELL YEAH AND DAMNED SHAME REACTS?
I hate to agree but it really is
It’s funnier this way.
I can’t imagine how. You were so subtle.
We can bury you in it.
And after we dry-cleaned his suit for him. Tsk tsk.
Just saw Eggs use the word “miasma” correctly. Am I having a stroke?
Back at it. High Hoe or whatever the humans say.
I don't know what you're tfgjhvnvhvvm, ,bgbvf
chittr luvs my chitties which is y my pfp wasnt cropped #nsfw #ineedanewbit
Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.
It's important to pay respects, despite my differences.
The flowers are a nice touch, I’ll admit.
Yeah, I got a patch dedicated to stuff like this.
oh thats just the miasma that permeates all intelligent life
Bury it in the backyard.
Good morning everyone, I hope you are ready to face your day.
Lesbians
THE HANDMAID. SHE DESTROYED HER CAGE. YES. YES. THE HANDMAID IS OUT. #POETRY
Whoever left that cinnamon scroll on my table: thanks. It was damn good.
reMinder to be an asshole to everyone who wronGs you
Look, I haven't really got a good picture taken, but if you want to put a semblance of a face to the name: I am a dersite, on the taller side. I wear a shirt the same colour as my font under an open black jacket, matching black trousers and shoes. I sometimes wear glasses, it really depends, and a black hat, of course. Oh, and a small silver ring with an amethyst set in.
I'll move him along.
I really suggest you should find yourself another account, pal. It is in very poor taste to continue using a dead person's Chittr as your main.
Th3y c4ll m3 th3 #l3g1sl4c3rh4t3r th3 w4y 1 h4t3 M1ndf4ng's post 3v3ry t1m3 1 s33 on3.
Oh good the other one’s on this.
You owe me for putting me on babysitting duty, Sevens.
A city worth killing for and dying in.
Ah, Midnight City. Only place a fella or a lady can pick up the bacon and untraceable hand guns in the same store.
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t my nud3 from y3st3rn1ght w1ll r3m41n. 4ppr3c14t3 1t unt1l th3 3nd of t1m3, you horny souls. #nsfw
I'll go ask the green men if we can borrow some.
#Justgirlthings.
sixty nine.
man i was boutta @ turingtranscendence for hating all my chits but then i saw 'hate bot' and yknow what? fair, game is game my guy keep on hating all you want i support your dreams
i love tv.
Loggin in an findin lotsa black shells followin me with their descriptors bein "Dont talk to me if youre a frog." Well which is it then. Make up yer mind.
#mmeatpostinng https://www.nnueskes.comm/mmedia/catalog/product/7/4/743_triple_thick_baconn_900x900_12-9-24.jpg?optimmize=mmediumm&bg-color=255,255,255&fit=bounnds&height=800&width=800
#mmeatpostinng https://cdnn.harrinngtonnhamm.comm/prod_immages/650/harrinngtonns-thick-sliced-baconn-996-1.jpg
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it probably feels good as fuck for the mana when the wizard uses it #nsfw #implication
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1488b764590931f1c0dc33060b5a7671/tumblr_nqizk7dYI91rkqpi2o1_1280.jpg #meatposting
raw. maybe with some pepper on top.
thinking about meat.
Trap fact, SBURB was actually a trap (not made by me) made to target the most vulnerable group in society, gamers.
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
anyway funny this topic is circling around again and i already said it once before but id fuck another me #nsfw
:33< to those on the fence on #selfcest hear meowt :33< who would know how to please mew and what your kinks are better than yourself? #nsfw
ME AND MY TIME CLONES. SAW YOU DROP THAT COOKIE. AND CONTINUE EATING IT. AFTER YOU RETRIEVED IT. FROM THE FILTHY FLOOR. WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. LAUGHING AT YOUR DEBASEMENT. #ANDEXPLORINGEACHOTHERSBODIES #NSFW
I WIN SHE SAID I WAS CUTE
CAN THEY AT LEAST GIVE ME A GOODNIGHT KISS BABES? WE CAN PISS OFF SLICK.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #31 • “ i have it on good authority that itchy of the felt can only be reined in by corporal punishment, particularly in front of other members of the gang.” #nsfw #sortof
CHITTR SHADY FACT #35 • “i’ve been planting bombs in outglut trash cans they haven’t caught me yet”
NOTHING VAGUE ABOUT IT. MURDERING. #NSFWV
JEALOUS DROOG? AIN'T ALL OF US SUAVE TYPES. GOTTA SAY IT HOW IT IS.
BEST PART OF THIS SITE IS THE WOMEN. AND THE MEN. THEY DON'T CALL ME HEARTS FER NOTHING THE WAY IM IN HER BOXCARS. OR HIS. #NSFW
((Really funny how the usual response to whenever I’ve followed someone on my first day here is “ah shit not this Rancid Fucker” lol
is there a way to follow someone even harder, or something? like to get a notification when they post something.
Getting my trans kid a happy meal with a girls toy so she knows I'm woke now.
Understood, ma'am.
Now I'm worrying but also it's not my right to be in a dame's business unless she wants me in it.
K!// your ne!ghbor.
I appreciate your darling offerings to the masses, 8. But please, do not take suggestions from the public.
⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ OOC Information: This Account is likely going to encroach NSFW Topics. There will be time for all sorts of roleplay on all tiers. Feel free to message directly. If you like my Doc Scratch, then please follow along. In private, I will gladly indulge your nsfw requests, but Doc is likely not going to feed into it publicly unless he has something to gain from it. May also post excerpts from my Doc Fanfics, Commissioned Doc Art, and the like. Generally OOC if I do. Trying to establish a new canon narrative for Chittr specifically. Thank you all for reading. ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪
Is it a dick move to chase down someone running away and slam them into the concrete? Maybe, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares.
i don't kinkshame, you guys have fun, but....personally, i gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere. #pissgate #nsfwe
w꥟men need t꥟ hurt men m꥟re. be m꥟re d꥟minant, it pains me t꥟ see s꥟ many w꥟men fall int꥟ the submissive pr꥟paganda. #nsfw #evilfemd꥟m
// know that if i both like and hate your post i have just burst out laughing at whatever you've said. i need to keep my spade brand up tho ykwim ye
Clowns? Hm, is that what people are into these nights? No wonder Slick is so popular lately.
watching them get nerv꥟us and uneasy the minute i step in the r꥟꥟m. what a sight. #nsfw #w꥟menincharge
glad to see everyone agrees rankmaid is on some good shit. i love her pitch stuff. #nsfw by association i guess.
i wonder if anyone in felt manor found the chair i rigged with an airbag during the paint wars. i mean. there were a lot of them. but that one seemed important!
Why thank you. I could say the same for you as well.
i fucking hate you all. every time i make a chit on here, everyone hops right on my dick. there's a difference between me getting it on for the ghb and actually liking purplebloods. mirthomaniacs are fucking loopy and nothing will change that opinion i have. the ghb looks hot and that's that. hell, i was in a pitch quadrant with snowman and we all know what kind of shit she's into. doesn't make me stop thinking she's fine as fuck though. #nsfw
[I told him to threaten me harder. Let's see if he can actually deliver on this. I have extremely high expectations.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f5288b460fd.jpg
but also if you are under 18: leave!!! it's explicitly against the rules for you to be here!!!!
K!// your ne!ghbor.
does the phrase "160 mg of caffeine per 16 fl oz" mean anything to you?
hmmm. i would usually say yes without hesitation but i do like some of the other felt quite a bit and dont want to put myself in hot water with any of them.
i knew they were just draggin' your good name through the mud, boss!!
#nsfwe I have the jaw strength for cracking open crustacean snd insect shells. That applies to Carapacians too. You lop off fingers with knives. And I get the fingers off too. Connect the dots on that if you can. A lot of the smalltime guys who think I'm easy pickings also forget that teeth are a weapon. I'm absolutely not afraid to bite a guy trying to take me hostage -_- im NOT a damsel in distress.
WELL FUCKING DESERVED.
#cancelcrocker #cancelitchy #cancelthewholedamnapp
we are a crew that has been active for years of course i know what comrade meat tastes like
Yeah yeah yeah. Bet, I'll help you get him squared away. Got the broiler ready.
Maybe if you post "delete chit" enough it'll come true, Dipslick.
i mean i'd eat carapacian but not in the literal way yknow? #nsfw
This one can live. He's about footstool high.
THREATS TO YOUR WELL-BEING ARE NOT MEANT TO BE COMFORTING.
DO YOU REALLY SUPPORT @GUTSYGUMSHOE WHEN SHE THREATENED TO EAT MY FRIENDS ALIVE?
he wants me so bad it makes him look stupid (*￣▽￣*)
(( YESSSSS ive also been hanging out in a discord call with 2 of my friends while we've all been chitting and just losing our shit at each others jokes
(( All my jokes are for Me First and I think that's the correct way to do it ))
(( some of my favorite jokes have been my own XD to be fair <3<3<3
DONT LISTEN TO MISS LALONDE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOURE DOING PUT IT ALL ON 17 BLACK THIS IS YOUR CHANCE IT'S DUE IT'S GONNA COME UP
I SNEEZED LOUD AS FUCK THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN FOR THIS :(
youre jealous of my hot birdgirl swag
clown hatred back on the timeline. the world is okay again.
wanting a verification badge not for the clout but to watch it slowly rotate
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
WHAT. Going to bed. Fuck I'm tired.
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
thats it for the #wizardtournament folks! gandalf the gray is chittrs favorite wizard. is anyone surprised? thank you again to all our contestants you put up a good fight but chittr really really really loves spheres. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_230028324.png
i prefer stabbing but poison is best for 'itchy' targets, get it !
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
just stuck my leg out and watched itchy go face first into the carpet. it never gets old. painted his rear end in both shades of purple. :)
Anyone who makes a mess with those fucking paint guns, I'm expecting to clean it up. No exceptions. Yes, this includes laundry of anyone you shoot. No, I don't care if it was an accident. No, I don't care if you were trying to shoot someone else. No, I don't care if you didn't shoot it but bumped into it so it "doesn't count because it wasn't with the gun" yes it fucking does. Any arguments I'm throwing all that shit out and you're all paying four back.
i'm still not used to actually being good in a strife. really gotta thank the numerous scary women in my life for helping me get better at fighting.
Aye, fair enough. I spent most o' m'life hatin' too.
i have Ørganized them. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/my-image%203.png
our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are ψe. they never stop thinking about neψ ψays to harm our empire and our trolls, and neither do ψe.
I suddenly can’t read. Oh no
How interesting. This property downtown that I own would be a perfect hideout for four individuals…
good morning everybody! sun is nice and bright today and i'm ready to get goin' :) hope all of you get a chance to get some fresh air today!!
[[in deep inconsolable despair right now because i have to be at work 9 hours from now and therefore must sleep but i want to be drawing miss maam instead. truly none have ever suffered such as i.]]
da green fuck is replyin ta shit again get em
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
was there always an edit button on posts? am i more inattentive than i thought? regardless i was able to add a forgotten tag onto one of the pictures i posted. which is less for the benefit of the general population and more for the sake of personal organization.
Ṅ̸͕O̵͙̎ ̷̡̈I̶̞̊M̶̡͝ ̶̰̅N̵̘͆Ō̶͚Ṫ̸̮ ̴̻̂P̸̛̩L̴̼̆A̷̟̿Y̴͓͠I̶͙̿N̴͓̓G̸̰̋ ̶̯̒O̶̖̚Ṉ̴́ ̴̯̐Ṁ̴̖Y̷̝͘ ̸̧͌P̵̧̑H̵̛̯O̵̩̍N̸̛̺É̷̜
sometimes you gotta turn off your brain not think about it too hard and accept some of the aliens are pretty hot. they seem to have a lot going on though.
IF YOU USE A GODSDAMN SAND BLASTER ON MY CAR I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE. ahem. uh. With respect, Sir.
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
It's truly a shame but it's fine because once the moms get to know me their jealousy melts into something warmer, a fond appreciation for my cute lolcat nature. "I can haz milkies?" I ask of the moms, and the moms either provide me a dish full of milk (yum!) or breasts (yowza! #nsfw) because I am such a good kitty. Anyway I look forward to our dinner tomorrow! I will wear my nicest princess dress and also the silly cone hat of course.
How *don't* you know? You live in a household full of men, and, you have a good head on your shoulders.
// prolly clocking out soon so ciao
Vacillation? No. Mind my own business? No. Did I take your money? No. If I did would I give it back? Also no.
So whose offer are you considering? The Flatfoots or the Felt?
dinner with spades slick or a penny that doubles in size every day?
Consider the strategic philosophies that could be gained from Droog, though. Could be worth many rings.
That it is my friend, But consider the knowledge you'd gain from talking to Droog during dinner it might be worth 10,000 gold bars
dinner with diamonds droog or 10,000 of your currency of choice
By having chosen a more competent charge?
send pics
Publicly posting for a messy rebound is BEGGING for me to chime in, Slick.
// am I a niche chittr microcelebrity I'm honoured
Anything is possible, gorgeous.
what the fuck do you mean your name is jack. is your last name russelterrier
I've just caught up with it myself. How amusing. Champagne all around.
From what I saw you said "Nuh Uh" and didn't actually do anything about the issue
droog and clubs got evicted?? and the other two??
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
yØu can fistfight each Øther in jail. he will win.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90b7508f2180.gif
oh, always. i've managed to force my wife to take a constitUtional with me every morning, it's trUly splendid! ^u^
im alsØ the better child because i dØnt have tØ gØ tØ the tØrture labyrinth.
evicted and bald. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/IMG_6767.jpeg
I was going to say that the owner is probably the Lord or the Doc, but she IS the universe itself. The World is Hers, one might even say
I'd like to personally shake the hand of whoever gave the crew their eviction notice.
I may get locked in and out of my office five times a week but I proudly own it and can never be evicted so skill issue if on the Crew I think
(( I love seeing diff ways to fk up typing to fit roxy's character, its so fun yall <33 roxy cult wne?
Sir you are not being evicted, the Chili’s is simply closing.
I think this just makes us equal now.
i need to get a drink with Yuugi Hoshiguma real bad https://en.touhouwiki.net/images/thumb/5/5f/Yuugi_Whos_Who.png/635px-Yuugi_Whos_Who.png?20220112064536
(sitting in my car in a parking lot procrastinating because I'm genuinely having too much fun here )
(( as is tradition on every new homestuck rp site for the last 10 years i must gather all of the intermission folk into my arms like a little dragon hoard. if you're a carapace or a leprechaun or a sleuth and you'd like to join a discord hit me up. not sure if there's enough of us yet but here i am ))
(( important. fhis is how she holds a pencil when she draws. https://www.playdoughtoplato.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/palmer-supinate-grasp-Playdough-to-Plato.jpg
(real old man hours! Got some errands to do then I'll sit down and maks him :D Btw, I'm behind crowbar [sevenfoldManager] and that one human doc scratch lmao Love these men)
confession #1: the water in the break room is always kind of hot... and the filter is never changed... and i know that because im in charge of changing the filter... and they never tell me to do it...
Confronting fear is the destiny of a troll. Our destiny.
I Need To Shoot My Palmhusk
I have 8een informed that troogle has a vast amount of inform8tion, I shall 8e learning more a8out the humans and their so called cats.
:33 < Ok going on a quick #goonsesh :3333 #nsfw #happycat
If I may confess something untoward? I have come to the realization I may be microdosing hypnosis fetishism by peppering 'good boy', 'good girl', and 'sweetheart' appended at the end of my sentences with increasing frequency. The sub-perceptual dosage of control it affords me has become, for lack of a more savory phrasing, something of an addiction. In a manner similar to he who clutches feet by the heels and strikes up a spurious preoccupation with a woman's shoes, I fear I may have mocked the idea of exerting my will onto another nonverbally long enough for it to retreat into the dark recesses of my subconscious mind. A terrifying prospect. #NSFW #Hypnosis #Hypnokink #Dubcon #Paraphilia #Mesmerism #Pseudotelepathy
:33< what up grubtube today i challenged my peopurr i tollpurrate to the meow challenge :33< where they have to meow! :33< think mew can do betpurr id like to s33 mew try in the clawments below!
i'm missing fifty dollars which one of you was it?
Embed fail lolll.
hes big an bad unti hes on his knees beggin 4 u ;P #nsfw
I survived my venture to the outdoors. Time to be comfy again. https://i.redd.it/gflwfeb5py631.png
There's always time to check those rags. But I need my sense of moral superiority and looking-at-creatures-in-a-zoo fix right away.
You do love me!
see the thing about driving the car with snowman in the passenger seat is that you don't need a seatbelt because if this car crashes it's ALL over
(( I drew this bc this is Crowbar's internal reaction whenever @blackestQuasar pity reacts his posts and i just think everyone else needs to see it too https://files.catbox.moe/bnfbvy.png #ooc
If you could wait but a moment, Ma'am, I'd love to chauffeur you.
i would kill for a philly cheesesteak right now
BOSS, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU "BLOCKED HER BITCH ASS BECAUSE SHE DESERVED IT" AND "FUCK HER AND HER FUCKING GLITTER DRESS"
(( secret chittr intermission community B)
(( Casey has been born and born again on any site that'd take her. IM GLAD YOU REMEMBER HER!!!!! Now she's back and more competently drawn than ever! ))
THEN IT'S LIGHTS OUT FER HAT MAN. THROW EM ALL OUT. GET SOME
(( She makes me feel every emption categorized under Jeb Sweep ))
(( Genuinely appreciate other intermission folks vibing with Casey. I've had this girl for a guesstimated 10 years at this point and I love her very much. <3 Thank you strangers on the internet for being lovely ))
We gotta make the kitchens big for the stripes. You'll be fine with ladders, not like you'll fall off em or anything.
i need to talk to my agent immediately oh my god
n sometimes.... we get a lil jiggly w/ it #ThePuff
i think...! im going to chit a selfie! ganbare rankmaid-sensei! i am a bit nervous
Lime Green Kitchen renovations are finished. Do NO7 burn it down again. #FeltManorPSA
I often cry when looking at you, yes.
coddammit
#truestory karkats sorry simperin ass forfeited the fight out of sheer pants wettin terror #yeshepeedhimself so we got damara megido our queen of the ring vs some guy named itchy ig after she beats his ass were openin that fuckin pit up for a free for all and you dont wanna miss it #DSTRIentertainment #promo4vip #feltonfeltviolence #himboharem #thatsyoujake #weneedcheerleadersforintermission
IT SAYS SNOWMAN AND ITCHY ARE ON HERE NOW?? GULP! THATS HALF SCARY HALF NICE TO SEE MY FRIEND ITCHY :)
cØllecting rØcks while my dad argues with slick. i think my dad cØuld beat karkats dad in a fight if they fØught instead Øf us.
once again i regret wishing that the people i recognize eould join this site. theyre embarrassing. Except 8.
Slick knows he failed to raise his kid to be a competent fighter.
Yes. If you win you get a raise in your allowance.
#DSTRIENTERTAINMENT yall hungry for more slaughter if your still thirstin after watchin some bodacious bara babes rollin in the mud we got ROUND 2 damara vs karkat buy your tix and place ya bets here
I'm not knocking the style all together. You just don't start with that shit. Smooth jazz, with a bit of a hip twist. That's the spirit. #nsfw
WHO COULDNT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY?
Just put real dollars on the line on whether or not Karkat Vantas gets his face kicked in by an opponent of reasonable strength. I have a feeling this one is sort of a layup.
A rat, more like.
Slick hasn't even asked his kid. Meanwhile mine is already confident she could kill his. Who's the better father here.
i am gØing tØ be the best in the child fighting ring.
IM LUCKY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THIS #STAYSAFEDOE
character growth or something like that? or may8e just a dry spell t8h
OFFICIAL STATEMENT: This is a friendly reminder for all residents of Earth C to cast their votes today in their own kingdom's snap elections. A total of 118 seats for newly elected leaders are now open, following ten months of renovations to the Grand Hall's voting chamber, which included relocating the cafeteria, gift shop, and bathrooms to behind the live music and comedy lounge.
Seconded.
i got demanded to post this with the caption "chittr rn." https://tenor.com/hvrvg4oxu4e.gif
Unfortunately I agree. Trousers on and both feet on the ground, ladies and gents.
You will soon find your niche, Sn0wman.