200 followers & i'll delete my chittr
@twinArmaggetfucked
sollux • just s0me guy(??) at this p0int • currently on: earth c https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times ((pfp by hamsters38 on tumblr))
this place is infested wwith jawwless pissbloods evvery time i refresh my tl im bombarded by another ten sols theyre multiplyin like bloody bacteria despite bein lispy foul smellin acne prone scoliotic MUTANTS all a em seem to effortlessly possess a seraglio a fat bottomed bitches an frankly ivve had enough WWHAT DOES HE HAVVE THAT I DONT WWHAT IRRESISTABLE QUALITY DOES THAT TOOTHLESS HONEYMONGER HAVVE THAT ALLOWWS HIM TO COMMAND HOARDS A FEMININE WWOBBLEMEAT LIKE A BLEETBEAST HERDER girls should be throwwin themselvves at ME they should be BEGGIN to choke on my VVIOLET JEWWEL instead a inferior bifurcated bulge I HATE SOLLUX CAPTOR I HATE WWOMEN
petiti0n f0r chittr t0 implement a hate f0ll0w functi0n specifically s0 pe0ple d0n't think i'm f0ll0wing that weeb f0r any reas0n 0ther than disgust and m0rbid fascinati0n.
0h shit it's pailing seas0n already? maybe i sh0uld find a way back t0 alternia instead. #nsfw implied heh.
whatever happened t0 th0se girls wh0 were trying t0 #f0rcefem me a few weeks ag0.
#f0rcefem. it says it right there.
wow party high. did not come out how i wanted it to. i was meaning like .. what the heck? why ? #substance
0h that's because it's h0t. make n0 mistake, i am a willing sacrifice t0 the cause.
0h hey. ign0re this p0st.
0k but what did she mean by that. "be wh0ever y0u want". wh0 just says that t0 s0me0ne with0ut elab0rating.
hell0. 0u0
y0u can't d0 this t0 me right n0w. i just barely clawed my way 0ut 0f a depressive spiral.
what are y0u pr0n0uns, s0llux? 0u0
he him.
and y0u are quite c0nfident in that, yes?
i'm g0ing t0 sleep.
my d0pamine recept0rs are clearly fried t0 shit because the glacial pace at which chittr is m0ving right n0w feels like hell 0n earth c. i need my tr0llc0mel0n.
PFFT >83
B33 < have you cawnsidpurred sl33p B33 < or rhythm games
what's "sleep"? i've never heard 0f it.
i'm bad at rhythm games th0ugh. being unable t0 see and having the reflexes 0f a freshly spawned sl0thbeast make me pretty unc00rdinated.
that's scary. it s0unds like a fate w0rse than death.
s0 did any0ne die at the masquerade?
h0w much d0 y0u want t0 bet she's g0ing t0 fuck him. #dashwatching #specificp0sting #heycr0cker
i don’t think so
as much as i would like to disagree, it's extremely likely.
she's 0bvi0usly g0t questi0nable taste in men. i w0uldn't put it past her.
7eah but she has ver7 little time for bullshit, i think. i don’t think her taste (overs (ronus ampora flavor. but i don’t know her that well
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you h4v3 my vot3.
tr0llbama's silence 0n the matter is deafening. #n0tmypresident
He's asleep probably.
sleeping? at a time like this? that's fucked up. #n0tmypresident
Hours ago. Before @/aeneasCaldarium awful chitts.
🜏 ♱hiis guy gɛ♱s ii♱ ♅
a likely st0ry.
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#mitunaf0rpresident
it's an h0n0r t0 have my meme st0len by the president.
Thank you for your sacrifice. It was a banger.
https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/18d14e0c5a71.png #dashwatching
Hold on I'm gonna steal this.
crazy that literal g0dh00d isn't en0ugh f0r s0me pe0ple. sure y0u have unt0ld mastery 0ver the basic fabric 0f reality and are functi0nally imm0rtal but if the special jammies are ugly y0u might as well give up 0n life. #vaguep0sting
yes
7ou (an modif7 them, even
b0ld c0ming fr0m a prince 0f h0pe.
dont you dare remind me a those horrendous puffy pants they make me look like a bloody boohbah
i'd genuinely kill myself if i were y0u. and it w0uld be a just death because if the universe were fair it'd never all0w me t0 walk ar0und like that.
@sburbDev i've always w0ndered what the deal is with multiple dreamselves. am i just built different?
:33 < worse
Our session data states that you used a fork of SBURB called SGRUB; assuming no prior modification after the fork, we have seen extremely rare incidences of multiple dreamselves culminating largely from corrupted data read of the player during dreamself generation. This is usually likely due to genetic factors outside of our control. Potentially, yes. You may have been "built different."
fuck yes.
@twinArmaggetfucked You suck!
"i LIKE GIRLS AND KILLING MYSELF, Is that such a crime,,?"
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Meeee https://lwfiles.mycourse.app/667b25d24cdb9b25ccae806a-public/077acaf133b60be27f94470542c009b8.jpg
Blasting through the hemisphere, a shining beacon of love to bring inspiration upon your darkest day~~!! Kudasai~~!! Shine your fears through me~~!! Pretty Guardian Mikami fights for peace for all~~! Dattebayo~~~~!!! o(≧▽≦)o No drone can last my hopeful blast, pchooo~~!! Hehehe~~! Pretty Guardian Mikami-Chan is a REAL LIFE Magical girl, here to brighten your every day~~. (*^‿^*) Mikami-Chan has TWO waifus~~ My darling moirail @terminalToxophlite , annnnd my pitch crush...~~ SHH~~!! Not telling~~! I'm the ultimate moe, kawaii, otaku girl~~!! Nya~~!! I hope to bring lots of love and harmony to this site, and ultimately- across Alternia~~!! SAYONARA~~!! ♡(>ᴗ•) https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/MIKAMIKAWAII.png
ff)()()()()()()(AAAA)(A)()(A)()(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)()()(A)()(A)()(A)(A )(oly s)(it you MUST be jokin
Very sweet seeming
GO AWAY ALREADY FISH BITCH~~~~~~!!!!! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e3/42/22/e3422263b06f2c67f27e442fd27ce4a1.gif
★re you strong?
I ★w★it the d★y our bl★des cross then.
this is the cutest shit i've ever seen.
i believe in y0u, pretty guardian mikami.
))--> Gosh I am so proud to be able to call you my dearest. UuU <> <> <>
<><><>~~!!! You're such a kawaii delight, Neriam-Chan~~!!!
this place is infested wwith jawwless pissbloods evvery time i refresh my tl im bombarded by another ten sols theyre multiplyin like bloody bacteria despite bein lispy foul smellin acne prone scoliotic MUTANTS all a em seem to effortlessly possess a seraglio a fat bottomed bitches an frankly ivve had enough WWHAT DOES HE HAVVE THAT I DONT WWHAT IRRESISTABLE QUALITY DOES THAT TOOTHLESS HONEYMONGER HAVVE THAT ALLOWWS HIM TO COMMAND HOARDS A FEMININE WWOBBLEMEAT LIKE A BLEETBEAST HERDER girls should be throwwin themselvves at ME they should be BEGGIN to choke on my VVIOLET JEWWEL instead a inferior bifurcated bulge I HATE SOLLUX CAPTOR I HATE WWOMEN
yeah yeah. what if i 0ffer t0 pay y0u this time?
sol you friggin plonker if you EVVER imply that i need to panhandle to get by im gonna liquidate your organs
ehh, that's n0t d0ing it f0r me. g0 back t0 talking ab0ut h0w y0u were g0nna behead me and use my skull, that was fun.
d0n't y0u? it's n0t like this half empty skull is g00d f0r much else.
w0w. s0 n0t 0nly d0 y0u want t0 desecrate my mangled c0rpse, y0u'll 0nly d0 it if i'm n0t int0 it?? y0u're fucked up. i knew y0u g0t 0ff t0 my misery but this is sick and twisted even f0r y0u.
i shudder t0 imagine what 0ther depraved shit y0ur thinkpan can c00k up.