222 followers & i'll delete my chittr
@twinArmaggetfucked
s0llux • just s0me guy at this p0int • currently 0n: alternia https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times ((pfp by Rose @tenebrificTermagent))
this place is infested wwith jawwless pissbloods evvery time i refresh my tl im bombarded by another ten sols theyre multiplyin like bloody bacteria despite bein lispy foul smellin acne prone scoliotic MUTANTS all a em seem to effortlessly possess a seraglio a fat bottomed bitches an frankly ivve had enough WWHAT DOES HE HAVVE THAT I DONT WWHAT IRRESISTABLE QUALITY DOES THAT TOOTHLESS HONEYMONGER HAVVE THAT ALLOWWS HIM TO COMMAND HOARDS A FEMININE WWOBBLEMEAT LIKE A BLEETBEAST HERDER girls should be throwwin themselvves at ME they should be BEGGIN to choke on my VVIOLET JEWWEL instead a inferior bifurcated bulge I HATE SOLLUX CAPTOR I HATE WWOMEN
When an angry weird girl starts bitching me out for some shit I did, I start smashing my head in and listen.
genuinely. leader you get it...
EvEr70nE diE #whatever
get me t0 20k kult and i'll 0pen an askb0x.
p0st s0mething f0r me t0 kult ab0ut and i will
feeling the sudden urge t0 buy a new pair 0f khaki sh0rts f0r this weekend. #g0thnight
i mean as long as you listen to goth music youre goth its more than the fashion its the music and political mo\/ements surrounding it
y0u mean like green day?
you're close you seem to want to sort of want to ha\/e the spirit
Hello here is my goth playlist. https://open.spotify.com/track/4G8gkOterJn0Ywt6uhqbhp?si=f21216f32afb4bac
im kekking in im cringing out noscoping normies in the dark this is it the memepacalypse woahohoh
Uh, yeah, I guess?
Well then paddle my latex and call me a goth the way this song is in all my platlists!
Congrats English, you are the first of your ilk to say something I am not apathetic towards.
Youre most welcome strider! Keep an eye on this ball and ill be sure to knock every last ounce of pathy out the park. *double pistol wink!*
it seems my last review 0ffended the g0ths. after careful c0nsiderati0n and reflecti0n, i'm revising my attire f0r g0th night. i'm listening and learning. instead i'll be sh0wing up in full hazbin h0tel alast0r c0splay.
oh thEy'rE gOnnA bEAt the shit OuttA yOU
that's the plan.
We gonna kill you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
▲some people dig their own graves, if you dont give a shit bout embarrassing yourself that much, sure, whatever▼
pr0mise?
Yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
catch me at #g0thnight wearing shades 0f black that d0n't match.
▲so you're the one whos gonna be wearing the hellaverse yaoi tshirt in the end huh▼
well wh0's the ya0i 0f?
▲if it matters to you then you're too far gone▼
AA! YOU CANT HIDE THE URL 0R THE FILE WONT EMBED! AA!!!!!
als0 based and ily2.
but it is funnier this way
In honor of the destruction of the Journal Factory, here's a personal tidbit pasted to the wall for the whole of the multiverse to see. A RANKING OF WHICH CREATORS HAVE LET ME DOWN THE MOST MISERABLY. ENJOY!
lol
oHH,,, oKAY,,,
You'll never catch me alive.
Ugh, you know what???????? I can't even fault you for this. I really need to up my game and get my irons 8ack into the fire!
oh fuck yea littlest expectations leave the biggest room for improvement im on that roderick diary of a wimpy kid grind from the bottom reaches of the furthest hells a single leap can clutch a pearl bead from the ceiling of heaven that part wasnt diary of a wimpy kid just so we are clear that was a fortune cookie from wok this way shout out to mr shou your general tsos chicken and rice was life changing and your handmade fortune cookies were like so quotable
Get with me on how precisely you may best do that.
You are kidding. They did not destroy it again. After all the effort I went to to manipullate I mean encourage young Nitram to save it. @adiosToreador Expllain
it pays to be a team player evveryone
Yes. And 'atta boy, you.
sorry kitten daddy is havvin a #manicmonday
another? or just another?
:33 < mewr the only purrson who can't call me kitten
rolling up to a villain and undercutting his speech by starting my own "we're SO different you and i" speech.
iCE COLD,,,
m7 red flag are big but m7 tits are bigger #suggestive
m7 red flags aren't that big reall7, espe(iall7 (ompared to some. m7 tits are big, though, that part's true #suggestive
can confirm :)
I would say I relate but my red flags are really fucking big.
.cant arguE
furann knows what i'm talking about!
Scrolls through the tl a little bit Realizes "Ohhh, I don't care about this at all" Goes about living my life blissfully. Yall rest easy, tho
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the 8est part !!
h0w many striders and lal0ndes w0rk f0r chittr anyway? it's getting ridicul0us.
You could say we're gluttons for punishment. Or power-hungry.
i was g0ing t0 call it a really specific fetish but that w0rks t00.
I'm not at liberty to divulge the exact number.
Flaske? Surrounding herself with Strilondes on purpose? I resent the accusation. Who would do that on purpose.
w0w, is that seri0usly what y0u call y0urselves? stril0nde s0unds like s0me kind 0f disease.
The fungal qualities of this familial shitfest has skipped Halo Covenant and gone straight to Star Trek Borg.
right after this was taken i fell 0ut 0f the wind0w. #substances #cigarettes #b0ysnight #technically #d0ntw0rryab0ut it
0k 0k d0n't act T00 surprised.
#deserved
at the very least im glad that you are looking well even if well you are hardly looking you will have to imagine the comedic finger guns i am pointing at you at this moment
xx_YUO_JUST_MADE_IT_SOUND_LIKE_U_WERE_EXPECTING_PPL_2_CALL_U_UGLY_nah_11/10_would_make_out_wifth_yuo_in_da_fire_swamp_xx
i knew i c0uld c0unt 0n y0u t0 tell it t0 me straight.
d0n't w0rry, i am always imagining the c0medic finger guns every time i read 0ne 0f y0ur p0sts.
၄⋆၃ happens to the best of us also you are not ugly just to let you know
i am a little surprised at h0w p0sitive the recepti0n is. if i knew sh0wing everyb0dy my mid face was a g00d way t0 kultfarm i'd have been p0sting hella selfies by n0w. and hell yeah. i'd t0tally make make 0ut with y0u in the fire swamp t00. i'd even make 0ut with y0u in the sand h0le.
if i p0st a picture will y0u guys pr0mise t0 be h0nest if i'm ugly.
of course sollux this is simple bro code
၄⋆၃ im sure youre not ugly :) but if you are i shall be totally honest
はいはい！
xx_ywah_x)_xx
Sh0rt skirt thigh j0b Little tent in the skirt with every thrust #nsfw
hmm i haven't made an empty suicide threat in a while. like this chitt if y0u want t0 see me run int0 high speed traffic. #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide
ALWAYS.
id like it twwice if i could and then a third time so it doesnt scratch the duplicity fetish itch for you
that is cruel and fucked up, even f0r y0u.
:33< id argue doom would be an alpha purrobably :33< same with hope, regrettably :33< both s33m to pull an unusually high amount of quads???
i still never quite decided if i w0uld rather be a wesley 0r a buttercup. wesley seems like the 0bvi0us ch0ice, but the way buttercup threatens t0 kill herself 0ver every slight inc0nvenience just really speaks t0 me. #abcc #cw-self-harm
youre a buttercup for two reasons actually
what's the sec0nd reas0n?
incredible resting bitch face like actually unrivaled
alright, i'm s0ld.