22,222 kults and i'll take a nap
@twinArmaggetfucked
sollux • just s0me guy at this p0int • roommates with @coralConviviality on earth c https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times ((pfp by hamsters38 on tumblr))
----- OOC post! ---- sollux captor - blinded - psionicless - he/him (for now?) - legit does not know how old he is anymore but definitely an adult - loosely post-canon just know that he and his aradia are professional dreambubble dwellers and occasional timeline-hoppers, which means his post-sburb pre-chittr backstory is very flexible! i just be making shit up fr. he's been on (a version of) earth c for a few months living with roxy and now feferi @/coralConviviality. if you would like to ship just hmu in dms. i am an avid multishipper and open to shipping with most characters, just no other captors. i also don't usually like erisol but if it's funny enough you could convince me! he is pretty omnidirectionally horny but if it makes you uncomfortable you can just tell me to back off IC or OOC, it's all good! i anticipate posting a lot about the following topics: #nsfw, #nsfwe, #substance, #gore, and #cw-self-harm. i am very liberal with the block button so don't take it personally; in lieu of having a mute option, i generally block if you post inc*st or if you're playing a non-homestuck character. ----- OOC post! -----
whatever. #iwwantcandy. d0n't make me regret this.
@capti0usGestures @archiveAddict what d0es whump even mean?
Two in immediate succession bemoans regrettable circumstance. #WhumpWhump
"WHUMP" IN FANFICTION FOCUSES HEAVILY ON PAIN AND TRAUMA, OFTEN INCLUDING PHYSICAL TRAUMA OR PERILOUS SITUATIONS. IT IS DISTINCT FROM "HURT/COMFORT" AS A GENRE IN THAT THERE IS NO EXPECTATION OF COMFORT.
blocking someone isnt enough i need to find their hive adress
i was yannkinng mmy shit cleann off annd they hated mme for it #nnsfw
by the wway in observvance a celibacy wweek wwhich somehoww coincides wwith #eridanwweek (no one look too deeply into that) ill be givvin out vvery bad no good angry handys out behind the bbq booth after im done slayin this guys giraffedad
hAHA, gOOD, aPRIL fOOLS, gAFFE!
I'm Not Sure How To Counter This One.
uh 0h. i haven't felt this way ab0ut s0me0ne in a l0ng time. feels... weird. #vaguep0sting fuck y0u.
n0t in a bad way th0ugh i guess.
mme whenn wommann tell mme to do annythinng https://i.immgflip.comm/2/7iiiq9.jpg
Take Out A Loan From Me For Something Nice.
dammnn that is a good innterest rate what's the repaymmennt process look like
You Send Me Any % Increment Of Caeger And Have A SWeep To Pay It Off Before I Send Either A Taxman Or A ClockWork To Talk To You.
✨ I had such a fun performance!! Thank you everyone, i hope you all enjoyed your autographs!!! Thank you to all my little monsters who showed up for eridanweek!! #eridanweek #autographs ✨
tr0ll lady gaga signed my f0rehead. i'm never washing it 0ff. #eridanweek
emo boy frotting send chitt #nsfw
maybe the real #eridanwweek wwas the psychotic breaks wwe suffered along the wway
fucked up that taking tr0ll xanax at #eridanweek just s00thed my anxiety instead 0f getting me high. i can't have shit. #substance
0k this chitt is supp0sed t0 be funny st0p pitying it.
if y0u want me t0 write m0re weird p0rn my rates are 2 caegars per w0rd. unless i d0n't feel like it, then i w0n't d0 it. #nsfw
♰ are you accepting collaborative pieces at a reduced rate? :) ♰
♰ voyeurism... exhibitionism.. perhaps some rope.. i am not much a writer but i may be able to provide some visuals for your next little insert.. :) #nsfw ♰
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
- NNNNOT mmy freaking private account! AGAIN! LOL! I MEANT TO DO THIS! I mmeant to do it twice! LOL!!!!!!!! 🤣
ouhghgiukj this isthisso good 3 times the eridan for eridan week forcing him to not touch is so good i hadnt thought about three eridans this is such a genius take on the prompt arigatou for sharing such a splendid piece KUDOS! ❤︎
heheh i'm glad y0u like it. y0ur appr0val is the 0nly 0ne that really matters anyway.
what, are y0u speaking fr0m experience? d0 y0u 0wn a cuck thr0ne? and yeah sure, whatever y0u say. i'd l0ve t0 see y0u fucking try.
nice that you took care to mention my legs are toned but howw do you knoww that
happy trans day 0f visibility t0 all 0f my trans friends, wh0 als0 happen t0 be the c00lest pe0ple ever. i can't see y0u but y0u're still visible t0 me.
The Death And Subsequent Revival Of Troll Bruno Mars Was A Publicity Stunt Orchestrated By Eridan To Bring More Attention To His Event. Stay Informed. #liesoferidan
can we kill tr0ll brun0 mars again?
No. >:[
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i said it once ill say it again tyler was right about bruno
They'll just revive him again and that sounds like a pain for everyone involved
This wasn't Troll Tyler about Troll Bruno, though.
i still think it applies universally
I sort of like his constant twisting and grinning and flouncing.
since i can't delete my acc0unt and am t00 much 0f a chittr addict t0 g0 0n hiatus i'm changing my display name. #pitybaiting #wh0cares
1'M PR3TTY SUR3 1 SUGG3ST3D TH1S 34RL13R
Everyone Pities Trolls With Small Bulges And Unappealing Nooks, But What Of Trolls Like Me ( Who Have Huge Bulges And Irresistible Nooks )? The Social And Mental Impact These Issues Have On Us Is Hardly Studied At All. Now I Truly Know How Warmbloods Must Feel. #nsfw #hottrolljustice
#allbulgesandnooksaregood
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) ugh I know! #hottrolljustiͻe ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹