222 followers & i'll delete my chittr
@twinArmaggetfucked
s0llux • just s0me guy at this p0int • currently 0n: alternia https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times ((pfp by Rose @tenebrificTermagent))
hm. i w0nder what the m0st c0mm0n aspect am0ng chittr users is.
time or heart, solely due to all the striders
true, yeah. th0ugh i'm willing t0 bet there are m0re red striders than 0range 0nes. anywhere where there's a c0nvergence 0f timelines like this always seems t0 attract daves.
doom, it seems, if 7ou (ount the alternates all as one person
i need t0 fix my f0ll0wing c0unt. 221 is fucked up. it's making me break 0ut in hives. first pers0n t0 react t0 this p0st is getting a f0ll0w.
im just reacting for your dedication to the bit.
my c0mmitment t0 the bit is s0 underappreciated. but i'm glad t0 kn0w that if n0 0ne else g0t me, y0u d0.
case in p0int: i've n0w basically said this tw0 times. #c0mmittingt0thebit https://chittr.ing/pr0file/twinArmaggetfucked/9e6e0959-7680-46bb-805e-d63f6fccf5e2#reply-c73c0970-6512-41ae-8222-e8bbd81dc142
the plural 0f s0llux is actually s0llux. #funfact #peerreviewed
the plural 0f s0llux is actually s0lluces. #funfact
POINT OF ORDER! wouldn't the plural of sollux be sollux, since your whole account is themed around being two whatever?
@twwiinAquariium
f0r 20k kult i'll release a #smash0rpass list 0f every0ne 0n chittr.
i g0t that d0g in me. it's a bitch and it's in heat. #nsfw #0riginalp0st
they're saying my status as an h0n0rary lesbian is dubi0us at best.
I think it's just that you're dubious, lesbian or otherwise.
wh0 want me t0 fall 0ut a wind0w.
only if you land on a trampoline and do a sick flip.
Don't even know you but unless you're doing this with a bungy cord short enough to keep you from getting hurt, a trampoline or safety bag below, or the window is on the first floor, then no.
[|87 :: Depends on how h;gh the w;ndow ;s. 1f the fall ;s lethal 1 adv;se aga;nst ;t. But ;f ;t w;ll only cause m;nor or ;nconven;ent ;njur;es then sure go ahead as ;t would be qu;te comed;c.
they're saying i'm an h0n0rary lesbian.
i feel like anything i w0uld n0rmally say in resp0nse t0 this w0uld get my h0n0rary lesbian card rev0ked. s0 instead: nuh uh.
BX33 < im just saying i havent b33n in the loop fur any confursations awarding you that status
0k yeah i'm staying 0ut 0f this 0ne.
if i p0st a "the girls are fighting" meme right n0w d0 y0u think i'd get in tr0uble.
they are? weird. i cant see any posts like that. guess im blind. i wonder how my nice cute friend aradia is doing. sure hope it is a nice day.
all these pe0ple want t0 get kidnapped but n0 0ne wants t0 d0 the kidnapping. really makes y0u think. #weliveinas0ciety
meh. wake me back up when s0me0ne wants t0 get 0bliterated by a twink instead.
nOw wAiT HoLd oN A SeCoNd, LiKe fLoOrS YeRs bRo. LeT ThE PeOpLe kNoW BoUt tHe gOoD ShIt! (o:
i've been getting a l0t 0f mileage 0ut 0f the pity butt0n lately.
࣪⊹₊˚{ theres like LITERALLY soooo SOOOO much to pity nowanights.... like i even heard theyre going to rename it to "the pitiful age" later }.o.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i th0ught i might be overindulging but it apparently ann0ys lalondes s0 now ive g0t no ch0ice.
pr0s 0f living in a dead guy's hive: d0n't have t0 pay rent. c0ns 0f living in a dead guy's hive: neither 0f us can figure 0ut h0w t0 change the fucking wrigglerl0ck settings 0n this tv because g0d f0rbid a l0wbl00d try t0 listen t0 s0me real entertainment f0r a change instead 0f the "warmbl00d safe" sh0ws that bleep every third w0rd f0r unsafe language and cens0r all the bl00d and guts with, i'm t0ld, cutesy alternatives like rainb0w c0nfetti. #justbef0rusthings #bef0rusp0sting
fuck and i didn't even have t0 pay rent 0n earth c s0 this isn't even a upgrade, it's just a lateral m0ve.
it's always seer this, seer that, but n0b0dy gives a shit ab0ut what the mage guides.
as s0me0ne wh0 never ascended pers0nally, there's 0nly s0 much i can tell y0u. but what i CAN say is that a mage is the active c0unterpart t0 a seer. basically what this means is that, while a seer guides (l0l) pe0ple t0 understanding, mages already understand. we're hatched with that shit. seers seek kn0wledge 0f their aspect, but f0r us, it's instinct. which y0u w0uld think w0uld make us the passive 0nes, but whatever.
>> Yeah? ¡ ડee ડo many peop1e on here w¡th d¡fferent oneડ and everybody ta1kડ about ¡t 1¡ke ¡t'ડ th¡ડ ¡nnate th¡ng, but ¡ don't rea11y underડtand where ¡t comeડ from
mm. h0w familiar are y0u with a game called SGRUB?
>> Not very ;; ¡ ડee a 1¡tt1e b¡t about ¡t on here and ¡t ડeemડ k¡nd of,, awfu1,,
The Seer would guide the Quills of Echidna directly through your heart.
it's n0t great. i w0uldn't rec0mmend it if y0u d0n't have t0 play it, but then, y0u d0n't really get a ch0ice. but t0 answer y0ur questi0n ab0ut if every0ne gets 0ne, ehhhhh yes? kinda? it's pretty much 0nly p0ssible t0 c0nfirm in pe0ple wh0 are kn0wn t0 be SGRUB players. i mean, y0u CAN 0bserve certain traits in pe0ple f0r wh0m there is n0 kn0wn timeline in which they play the game and g0 "yeah that guy seems d00mb0und". but with0ut a hard c0nfirmati0n, it's 0nly guessw0rk.
i t00k the my little h00fbeast quiz and g0t 100% pinkie pie just trust me 0k.
@c0ntr0versialMilk the b0ring answer is that y0u can get a perfect circle by hitting neutral 0n every questi0n. but i liked balancing the 0pp0sites with each 0ther better.
>> You're r¡ght, ba1anc¡ng the oppoડ¡teડ ¡ડ much coo1er than h¡tt¡ng neutra1 on everyth¡ng!! Thank you for @¡ng me ^ ^
y0u can als0 get s0me pretty fun results 0ut 0f alternating agree/disagree f0r every answer. the 0rder 0f the questi0ns is rand0mized s0 it d0esn't w0rk every time but it alm0st g0t me a perfect balance 0nce.
@c0ntr0versialMilk d0uble tapped me int0 sharing mine.
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡t'ડ rea11y neat that your compaડડ¡on and pડychopathy are a1moડt ¡n equa1 meaડure, eડpec¡a11y conડ¡der¡ng they're ડuppoડed to be para11e1ડ of each other ;O
it d0es make sense that i'd find a way t0 perfectly balance tw0 0pp0sing traits, huh? it's just t00 bad that didn't happen with the 0ther 0nes. that w0uld've been kinda c00l eheheh.
>> ¡t'd have been crazy ¡f you made a perfect c¡rc1e ડomehow 1o1o1
0k h0ld 0n i'm g0nna see if i can rig my answers t0 d0 that n0w.