222 followers & i'll delete my chittr
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s0llux • just s0me guy at this p0int • currently 0n: alternia https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times ((pfp by Rose @tenebrificTermagent))
get me t0 20k kult and i'll 0pen an askb0x.
feeling the sudden urge t0 buy a new pair 0f khaki sh0rts f0r this weekend. #g0thnight
i mean as long as you listen to goth music youre goth its more than the fashion its the music and political mo\/ements surrounding it
it seems my last review 0ffended the g0ths. after careful c0nsiderati0n and reflecti0n, i'm revising my attire f0r g0th night. i'm listening and learning. instead i'll be sh0wing up in full hazbin h0tel alast0r c0splay.
oh thEy'rE gOnnA bEAt the shit OuttA yOU
▲some people dig their own graves, if you dont give a shit bout embarrassing yourself that much, sure, whatever▼
catch me at #g0thnight wearing shades 0f black that d0n't match.
▲so you're the one whos gonna be wearing the hellaverse yaoi tshirt in the end huh▼
h0w many striders and lal0ndes w0rk f0r chittr anyway? it's getting ridicul0us.
I'm not at liberty to divulge the exact number.
w0w, is that seri0usly what y0u call y0urselves? stril0nde s0unds like s0me kind 0f disease.
right after this was taken i fell 0ut 0f the wind0w. #substances #cigarettes #b0ysnight #technically #d0ntw0rryab0ut it
at the very least im glad that you are looking well even if well you are hardly looking you will have to imagine the comedic finger guns i am pointing at you at this moment
xx_YUO_JUST_MADE_IT_SOUND_LIKE_U_WERE_EXPECTING_PPL_2_CALL_U_UGLY_nah_11/10_would_make_out_wifth_yuo_in_da_fire_swamp_xx
d0n't w0rry, i am always imagining the c0medic finger guns every time i read 0ne 0f y0ur p0sts.
၄⋆၃ happens to the best of us also you are not ugly just to let you know
i am a little surprised at h0w p0sitive the recepti0n is. if i knew sh0wing everyb0dy my mid face was a g00d way t0 kultfarm i'd have been p0sting hella selfies by n0w. and hell yeah. i'd t0tally make make 0ut with y0u in the fire swamp t00. i'd even make 0ut with y0u in the sand h0le.
if i p0st a picture will y0u guys pr0mise t0 be h0nest if i'm ugly.
of course sollux this is simple bro code
၄⋆၃ im sure youre not ugly :) but if you are i shall be totally honest
hmm i haven't made an empty suicide threat in a while. like this chitt if y0u want t0 see me run int0 high speed traffic. #cw-self-harm #cw-suicide
id like it twwice if i could and then a third time so it doesnt scratch the duplicity fetish itch for you
i still never quite decided if i w0uld rather be a wesley 0r a buttercup. wesley seems like the 0bvi0us ch0ice, but the way buttercup threatens t0 kill herself 0ver every slight inc0nvenience just really speaks t0 me. #abcc #cw-self-harm
i'm hanging 0ut with t00 many karkats. i'm starting t0 actually halfway give a shit ab0ut r0mance m0vies. #abcc
2 b fair the princess bride is literally 1 of the best movies evr made
i hate having t0 c0me t0 eridan's defense. st0p making me d0 that.
Hm. Well, you've stumped me with that one. Gr8 jo8! I didn't think it could 8e so easily done! I'm going to 8e haunted 8y the notion of Sollux having something even remotely resem8ling rizz for the rest of my life now.
hey what the hell. i can be charming S0MEtimes.
hey, i sling slug 0n the regular. they're n0t ALL pity fucks. 0nly m0st 0f them are. s0me pe0ple actually find me enticing.
y0ure n0t unattractive but the begging is n0t d0ing it f0r me
did y0u kn0w that chittr has a security functi0n where, if y0u type y0ur passw0rd, it will aut0matically cens0r the text? f0r example, mine is ********. it's a great way t0 keep y0ur acc0unt safe. #funfacts
yeah actually it als/) d/)es the same thing with y/)ur credit card inf/)rmati/)n
[CENSORED] holy crap you're right
alright jokes aside my real password is GUll1BL3DORK glad it censors automatically! :) hope nobody uses it to log in.
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making s0me0ne feel better by making them feel w0rse: the s0llux capt0r special.
every time i c0me back t0 alternia i'm always surprised at h0w much i missed the s0unds 0f acid rain st0rms. it just d0esn't hit the same 0n earth c.
0k y0u guys can st0p hating that p0st y0u're making me feel bad ab0ut my n0nexistent spheres.
push them together #suggestive
i dunn0, that might be hard. i might need s0me0ne t0 help me 0ut. #suggestive
YOU ARE LIKE A HATCHCLONE TO ME. #ANDAWOMAN. #LOWBLOODWITHUKEMI. #SAMETHING. #SHOULDWESCISSOR. #SUGGESTIVE. #SUGGESTIVEOFUSSCISSORING. TRANSLATOR’S NOTE. UKEMI IS THE QUALITY OF BEING RECEPTIVE. FROM THE WORD 「UKE.」
HHHH. IT WOULD BE STOLEN VALOR. UNLESS WE FULFILLED THE PROMISE. SUGGESTED BY THE TITLE. #IMDOWN. #SUGGESTIVE.
well shit, i can't sit by and let val0r be st0len. we have t0 fix this immediately. #whichist0say #imd0wn
i can't tell if that hate react was because she d0esn't like want t0 see my tits 0r because she d0esn't want t0 wait until 20k kult t0 see my tits.
i'll p0st tits at 20k kult.
in h0n0r 0f #tavr0stuesday i'll be shaving the sides 0f my head.
many pe0ple d0n't kn0w this but my real name is actually eridan. i just g0t it changed because it s0unded stupid. i mean, imagine being named eridan. c0uldn't be me.
THIS IS JUST A LIE BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE IT'S ERIDAN SLANDER AND I'M DOWN AS FUCK FOR THAT.
that's what y0u think. the truth is, i g0t it changed l0ng bef0re we ever met. i just never t0ld any0ne because it was deeply embarrassing. it's actually kind 0f fucked up that y0u w0uld belittle my trauma like this by accusing me 0f lying.
i can't believe y0u l0sers are still using g0regle and n0t the vastly superi0r quackbeastquackbeaststart.
i still use aol alternia online for my old heads
a0l? seri0usly? y0u sh0uld try j0ining the m0dern era, grandpa.
THE BROWSER THAT USES CROCKERCORP-OWNED TRACKING SCRIPTS TO LOAD ON THIRD-PARTY SITES DESPITE MARKETING CLAIMS OF BLOCKING TRACKERS ITSELF? IT'S LITERALLY NO DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER BROWSER IN THE ONE THING THAT IT MARKETS AS A SUPERIORITY, WHICH IS SECURITY. YOU'RE NOT BETTER FOR TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT. ALSO IT RELIES ON FUCKING BING FOR ITS SEARCH INDEX, YOU'RE JUST USING BING WITH A NICE SIDE OF DATA COLLECTION AND TRACKING.
sorry wwe cant all be caught up wwith evvery cockamamie browwser that shits up on the splinter net you can send me a email at xxeridanfucks@aol.cum
NO, AT LEAST KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU MAKE A SHITTY JOKE LIKE THAT.