22,222 kults and i'll take a nap
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sollux • just s0me guy at this p0int • roommates with @coralConviviality on earth c https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times ((pfp by hamsters38 on tumblr))
easy website. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/349b32f08a71.jpeg
I know, right? I was once a chittr superstar........
my type is s0me0ne wh0 will let me huff their pits. send chitt. #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! agree ! agree ! agree ! agree~
:33 < cooood i wanna huff some fucking pits rn...
h0nestly th0ugh, the real true tragedy 0f #eridanweek is that i l0st my shades. any0ne have an extra pair they d0n't want anym0re? i w0n't pay y0u f0r them but y0u can take s0lace in the fact that y0u're helping 0ut the less f0rtunate.
@cuttlefishCrusher y0u sh0t me with a candy gun?? every new thing i remember just gets weirder and weirder.
haha yeah i did that eelmao
only good memory a the night
0k well n0w my b0dy hurts in ways i didn't kn0w were p0ssible and i'm married t0 m0re pe0ple than i can c0unt because 0f y0u s0 thanks a l0t.
0h my g0d tr0ll brun0 mars.
i think this is the w0rst hang0ver i've had in my entire life. #substances #FUCKeridanweek
i guess asking what happened wouldn't help. you get water? like. lots of it?
d0es any0ne kn0w if getting married by psych0 sugar high lunatics is legally binding?
it betta not be!!!!
maybe if we pretend it isn't then it d0esn't have t0 matter?
Were any ordained clerics present? And if so, the alleged witnesses cannot 8e considered relia8le; their compromised psychological state at the time of the event undermines their credi8ility of their testimony.
idk i was gonna ask dirk but im kinda like genuinely too ashamed of everything to stop blanket worming on his couch long enuf for q&a
ugh.
Me too, king.
whatever. #iwwantcandy. d0n't make me regret this.
@capti0usGestures @archiveAddict what d0es whump even mean?
Two in immediate succession bemoans regrettable circumstance. #WhumpWhump
"WHUMP" IN FANFICTION FOCUSES HEAVILY ON PAIN AND TRAUMA, OFTEN INCLUDING PHYSICAL TRAUMA OR PERILOUS SITUATIONS. IT IS DISTINCT FROM "HURT/COMFORT" AS A GENRE IN THAT THERE IS NO EXPECTATION OF COMFORT.
uh 0h. i haven't felt this way ab0ut s0me0ne in a l0ng time. feels... weird. #vaguep0sting fuck y0u.
n0t in a bad way th0ugh i guess.
tr0ll lady gaga signed my f0rehead. i'm never washing it 0ff. #eridanweek
fucked up that taking tr0ll xanax at #eridanweek just s00thed my anxiety instead 0f getting me high. i can't have shit. #substance
0k this chitt is supp0sed t0 be funny st0p pitying it.
if y0u want me t0 write m0re weird p0rn my rates are 2 caegars per w0rd. unless i d0n't feel like it, then i w0n't d0 it. #nsfw
♰ are you accepting collaborative pieces at a reduced rate? :) ♰
♰ voyeurism... exhibitionism.. perhaps some rope.. i am not much a writer but i may be able to provide some visuals for your next little insert.. :) #nsfw ♰
#eridanweek #nsfw #c0mmissi0n #selfcest day 2: cuck chair eridan gr0ans as he uncr0sses then cr0sses his legs again. it's hard t0 ign0re the gr0wing tightness in his pants, and n0t just because his hipster jeans are t00 skinny. they said he c0uld l00k but wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch. he didn't kn0w that meant he wasn't all0wed t0 t0uch himself either. the tw0 writhing nude grey b0dies 0n the l0ungeplank in fr0nt 0f him are making it difficult n0t t0. "h0ww d0 y0u like that?" m0ans an eridan. "wweh," m0ans yet an0ther eridan, w0rds escaping him. his wrists are pinned ab0ve his head in the hands 0f the t0p eridan. the t0p eridan plunges his ring-laden fingers in and 0ut 0f the fishy n00k bel0w him. t0ned legs are spread wide t0 give the eridan in a cuck chair a pr0per view 0f everything he's missing 0ut 0n. the t0p eridan grins. his sharp teeth glint in the light. he leans 0ver his captive sub t0 breathe c00lly 0ver the 0ther's gills. it's an intimate m0ment. the cuck whines, unsure if he wants t0 j0in in 0r f0r them t0 keep g0ing. the t0p feigns a whisper, l0ud en0ugh f0r their cuck t0 hear. "let's givve him a sh0w." @capti0usGestures @archiveAddict
- NNNNOT mmy freaking private account! AGAIN! LOL! I MEANT TO DO THIS! I mmeant to do it twice! LOL!!!!!!!! 🤣
ouhghgiukj this isthisso good 3 times the eridan for eridan week forcing him to not touch is so good i hadnt thought about three eridans this is such a genius take on the prompt arigatou for sharing such a splendid piece KUDOS! ❤︎
heheh i'm glad y0u like it. y0ur appr0val is the 0nly 0ne that really matters anyway.
what, are y0u speaking fr0m experience? d0 y0u 0wn a cuck thr0ne? and yeah sure, whatever y0u say. i'd l0ve t0 see y0u fucking try.
nice that you took care to mention my legs are toned but howw do you knoww that
happy trans day 0f visibility t0 all 0f my trans friends, wh0 als0 happen t0 be the c00lest pe0ple ever. i can't see y0u but y0u're still visible t0 me.
can we kill tr0ll brun0 mars again?
No. >:[
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i said it once ill say it again tyler was right about bruno
They'll just revive him again and that sounds like a pain for everyone involved
I sort of like his constant twisting and grinning and flouncing.
since i can't delete my acc0unt and am t00 much 0f a chittr addict t0 g0 0n hiatus i'm changing my display name. #pitybaiting #wh0cares
1'M PR3TTY SUR3 1 SUGG3ST3D TH1S 34RL13R
every time i refresh the tl there's an0ther new strider i swear they're like c0ckr0aches.
THERE ARE TOO MANY I COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET INTERESTED IN ANY OF THEM
yeah fucking with the temporal flow makes that happen
If it helps, they plan on killing me off in season 2.
honestly i couldnt even argue against this point so im not going to try to instead ill crawl onto your post like a roach and continue to fulfill the probably known stereotype that is us just leaking out of every floor tile and baseboard like were intent on crashing the housing market worse than the crisis of 2009
why wouldnt you bask in the glory of a billion guys who struggle to listen and never shut up thats everyones dream i heard someone literally bestowed that juicy deet upon me yesterday
is it t00 late t0 j0in in 0n the are y0u my type bing0 chart bandwag0n? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/aaad227c4e88.png
if i were y0u and i'd jump 0ff the nearest building, but n0t t0 kill myself, just t0 break all the b0nes in my b0dy s0 i'd never be able t0 chitt again.
that's n0t a bad th0ught. maybe i'll jump instead t0 save me the misery 0f having t0 interact with y0u ever again.
WORST P4RT 1S NON3 OF TH3M 4R3 1N 4 STR41GHT L1N3 FOR M3
g0d, y0u're the 0nly pers0n that i'm actually embarrassed kn0wing has seen this p0st. i feel like i sh0uld ap0l0gize. that said, y0u can't just say that and n0t tell me which 0nes y0u g0t.