222 followers & i'll delete my chittr
@twinArmaggetfucked
s0llux • just s0me guy at this p0int • currently 0n: alternia https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times ((pfp by Rose @tenebrificTermagent))
SO FAR WHAT I'VE GATHERED FROM THE TIMELINE IS THAT YOU ARE ALL SOFT-BELLIED, JELLY-SPINED AND *HORNY* IDIOTS. THANK GOD THE TROLLS OF MY TIMELINE HAVE BEEN WHIPPED INTO SHAPE.
y0u sh0uld try whipping s0me 0f us int0 shape. #suggestive
@TwInArMaGgEtFuCkEd tHoUgHt yOu hIt 222 fOlLoWeRs fEr rEaL BrO
man, i wish. i've been stagnating at just under 200 f0r ab0ut a perigee n0w. it's like n0 0ne wants t0 help me achieve my g0al 0f getting the hell 0ff 0f here.
anon asked: "Top five fictional crushes go" isaac from the netflix castlevania, silver deadlock, rogue of x-men fame and also nightcrawler from the same, jigen from lupin the third, NOI from dorohedoro. caiman can also kinda get it. harley quinn!!! harley quinn. harley quinn! did unspeakable things to my mind as a kid, hehe. there's more and that was more than five but yeah. honestly netflix castlevania has a LOT. trevor sypha and alucard and i mean. Vlad himself to be honest, STRIGA. god striga.
this explains a l0t.
f0r the rec0rd, i'm n0t judging. this list is w0ulds all the way d0wn.
i reached 70k kult way s00ner than expected, but that means i can p0st this thanks s0 much t0 @tipsyGlam0ur f0r the amazing ph0t0 #eeselfie https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/ace40e5e8098.png
can y0u bully me at g0th night?
ya know i won't say his absence was minded but it's kinda balancing to the chittr ecosystem to have one particular poster back.
i'm ch00sing t0 believe this chitt is ab0ut me t00.
feeling the sudden urge t0 buy a new pair 0f khaki sh0rts f0r this weekend. #g0thnight
i mean as long as you listen to goth music youre goth its more than the fashion its the music and political mo\/ements surrounding it
y0u mean like green day?
will there be gatekeeping at g0th night? will the p0sers and chasers and n0rmies be turned away at the d00r?
g0d i h0pe n0t.
right because y0ud hate t0 be bullied by a gang 0f g0ths fuck 0fffff
i d0n't kn0w what y0u're talking ab0ut. i just want t0 hang 0ut with my fell0w g0ths and talk ab0ut h0w much i l0ve tr0ll tim burt0n's the nightmare bef0re tr0ll christmas and listening t0 sleep t0ken and bad 0mens.
it seems my last review 0ffended the g0ths. after careful c0nsiderati0n and reflecti0n, i'm revising my attire f0r g0th night. i'm listening and learning. instead i'll be sh0wing up in full hazbin h0tel alast0r c0splay.
oh thEy'rE gOnnA bEAt the shit OuttA yOU
that's the plan.
We gonna kill you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
pr0mise?
HE'S SO HANDSOME IT MAKES ME SICK.
ch00sing t0 believe this is ab0ut me.
catch me at #g0thnight wearing shades 0f black that d0n't match.
▲so you're the one whos gonna be wearing the hellaverse yaoi tshirt in the end huh▼
well wh0's the ya0i 0f?
good place two be, though II am faiirly 2ure @genetiicii2tCarciino would fuckiing judge me rn iif II diidn't at lea2t pa22 out on my 2ofa though, 2o that'2 the plan for now.
yeah iif you're iin a puddle of coolant fuckiing driinkiing iit he'2 /goiing/ two have a problem wiith that ju2t be on the floor liike a normal captor.
the 2trange thiing wa2 that 2peciifiic karkat wa2 from 2omewhere where they actually ended up wiith rumble2phere2 and went by 2he/her. they let me make u2e of them two 2uffocate my2elf by oxygen depriivatiion, whiich 2aved me temporariily from the dii2mal exii2tence that wa2 the chiittr da2h. II need two thank her properly 2omehow for that relea2e of paiin and 2ufferiing but II am not 2ure exactly how, 2o let iit be 2leepiing on the couch iin2tead of the floor, thii2 tiime anyway...
aight but you G0T two let me get next. kk with SPHERES? i never imagined that was p0ssible.
AND AS FOR YOU, FUCK YOU. MY SPHERES ARE NOT FOR GRABS AT RANDOM ASSHOLE!
but *kk*. 0n0 i had a whole-ass psych0tic break where i thought i was g0ing two wake back up 0n the meteor. i need my alt-timeline best friend and her chest here with me.
GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THE MOMENT YOU FIGURED OUT I HAVE SPHERES AND YOU'RE ALREADY WANTING THEM IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! FINE, WHATEVER. I'LL SUFFOCATE YOU TOO! ANY FUCKING OTHER SOLLUX'S WANT TO BE SUFFOCATED IN MY SPHERES? LET ME GODDAMN KNOW BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M A CHARITY RAN SPHERE SUFFOCATER NOW!
d0es this 0ffer still stand?
At @therapistofThedeep's request. I don't know that this quiz is accurate. I answered mostly innocuous questions concerning feelings that I would assume EVERYONE has.
n0t glutt0ny? huh.
I AM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF AND COMFORTABLE WITH OPEN GESTURES OF KINDNESS. HUMANSTYLE. I COULD SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW!
pr0ve it. #n0gl0bes
Oh, lord, I thought you were offline.
y0u n0ticed i was g0ne? h0w sweet. y0u really d0 care.
sometimes i see art made by creationists from earth c and have a hard time recognizing myself i am not skinny like that
they're making y0u skinny? that's s0 scary.
they are giving me a thigh gap sollux
n0... say it ain't s0.
next theyll be coming for my tummy
and calling me slimthicc
that's a fate w0rse than death.