♣ mediated by @twinArmaggetfucked
Is he still aliwve.
YAAAAAAY! EVERYONE CUM THE HELL IN HERE & GET REAL FUCKIN MARRIED ABT IT!!!!! IM GONNA MARRY ERIDAN 2NITE! EVERYONES GONNA MARRY HIM!!!! #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy
is #eridanweek still going or how are the unemployed spending their time now ;-;
please dont thirst followv me on here. im a philosopher. (a vwery sexy and handsome philosopher vwith chiseled abs and a sharp jawvline.)
[ranking bones for jewelry part 2...] Olive blood bones: 9/10 relatively very easy to work with, perfect length, perfect thickness, perfect desnity, it just smells like wet dog...no matter how much you wash it. gatta put it in ressin to get rid of the smell. [Teal blood bones: N/A i dont use teal blood bones cus i think theyll sue me, and theyre good at that, cus theyre all lawyers or something...but allegedly if i WERE to (allegedly) use teal bones id say they are pretty nice to work with but they splinter. 7/10] Jade blood bones: never got to use them? cus i never see them in any grave yards, and the only ones that probably would have them, i would be killed immedietly upon trying to go there....hypotheticallt, idk, i think theyd be like...itty bitty. idk.] thank you like and follow for part 3 #bonelore]
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
are you proud of me seahorsedad, out there in the great beyond? fuck you seahorsedad
Which of these #eridanweek treats has been YOUR favorite? ♥️- THE CHUM BUCKETS - 48 OF OUR FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH ONE GALLON OF ICE-COLD MILK, SERVED IN TWIN COMMEMORATIVE PLASTIC #ERIDANWEEK BUCKETS ♦️- THE "MAKE SWANSON PROUD" - A SMOKED TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN CANDIED BACON AND CRISPY BONELESS CHICKEN THIGH ♣️- THE HEARTSTOPPER - A TRIPLE GLAZED DEEP FRIED CINNAMON HONEY BUTTER STICK ♠️- THE ORPHANER - A FIVE-POUND LOCALLY SOURCED LUSUS TENDRIL, YAKITORI GRILLED WITH A SPICY SOY GLAZE
So when are we doing #vriskaweek? That sounds way c∞ler than #eridanweek
If I Wasn’t Meant To Open Shit With My Horns Then Why Tf Are They Phillips Head Shaped
god dammnn it he's lopsided i'mm cullinng mmyself
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If he dies I genuinely have no reason to live. ]
ooi cannt ihelp i canth i cant my hands are shakignso hard right now youre oding great im in yor corner if you need some water
It can most definitely be both. You seem like such a filthy boy.
#eridanwweek they got murder here its really eridan wweek noww
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
This is legally binding proof that I can let you fester in the ditch, buster. But I don't know. I'll see if I feel any pity when I look down upon your bloated bits.
guess wwhos got a #date to #eridanwweek if yer one a the sorry losers that aint got a #date yet nowws the time to start packin yer shit an gettin it all together before its too late festivvities start noww ya fuckin losers #imcoming
whenever i c3< react just know thats my own silent way of going "hmm" to whatever bullshit i just saw
fellas is it gay to lay on your stomach and smile and kick your legs a lil vwhile you think about her #bouncingonit #imcoming #eridanvweek
eridan wweek is newws to me id like to see eridan get into one a his typical escapades wwith a sort of sorcerous and devvilish hotblooded vvixen that ends wwith ruined orgasm plus twwo eridans
lets try this one on for size is anybody pleased wwith me
its past midday so technically #eridanwweek has begun
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
Aw, you need your little nosey cleaned. I could wipe up your dirty face~
kid is asleep pussy is out #nsfw
i'll be real i wvasn't reading that dowvn far and sawv "tried human" and wvas like "They might be gamey".
[something completely and utterly banwvorthy]
思 | If trollssss could ovulate, well... Let's jussst ssay... #Yep, #ImOvulating. (#nssssfw)
i actually would fuck this cheesesteak if it was a person gnnnghhhg #nsfw #food
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
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i have to step in here to say sometimes i piss in the birdbath
~mustards are so funny because every time you harpoon one you cant tell if they’re just bleeding or if they’ve peed themselves. what an ugly blood colour
im the realest ampora around, wvhats up sexies?
Might fuck arround and go to a clown rrave. A clave if you will
beaches say to wwatch your back hard to do that wwhen your ass is as fat as mine #nsfww maybe
catchin strays but you knoww these bitches wwould be makin excuses to get in my ovverpriced pantaloons despite the allegations if i wwere a chadlite
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
ooc chittr is the best social media because seeing a post with 0 likes but ten pities is always so fucking funny. but i've yet to see a post with majority mediates and that's a damn shame
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
one evil activity i enjoy is playing with my wind powers. so far i have learned how to make it reaaaaaally hard for people to breathe. i have only put it in practice once though. do not worry it was cool and agreed upon and everyone is fine.
WOULDN'T YOU L1K3 TO KNOW W1ND BOY
wax fondlers anonymous
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alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
♡I am such a gutterblood ally I love the rustbloods♡
♡I dont understand the hate I've been receiving because I am such an ally♡
blacked 0ut f0r l11ke f11ve m11nutes and n0w theres a huge h0le 11n the r00f 0f the h11ve lma0 s0rry br0 m11gra11ne #m11ndh0ney
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
Mmgh.
if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch
:33 < It is now my mission to get a karkitty harem
an the inferior genetics dont forget the pissblood part you knoww you wwant to make me proud
EVERY TIME I GET JUMPSCARED BY SOME DAVE PINGING SOME OTHER KARKAT AND I WANT TO EXPLODE SO VIOLENTLY IT'LL RE-TRAUMATIZE YOU FUCKERS. #GORE #SILLYGOOFYMOOD
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
anyone wanna beat the shit out of me hashtag nsfw hashtag bIakrom
every day ii thiink of thankiing my lu2u2 for forciing me two get freeform2 iin2tead of lettiing my bald a22 grow a 2ma2h bro2 fro.
whats happenin hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean jake
>unlike you i always knew dr pepper was a woman >female doctor roleplay gets my bulges wet
cream team or squirt squad #nsfw #identitypolitics
Or maybe a threat.
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE!!! BECAUSE I SAY DON'T FUCKING DO SHIT AND EVERYONE SAYS!!! FUCK YOU, KARKAT, WE DO WHAT WE WANT!!!!!
Why is everyone medi8ting me? I don't need medi8ted!
https://i.postimg.cc/7hx3wKXT/chithub.png yo what fucking site did i just click on
is this how we ♯cope with our ♯unattractivepersonalities
everybody gangsta till its throatfuck thursday #nsfw
Has anyone actually Reacted to a post with the Mediate option At All???
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what the fuck d0es the fucking auspice react even mean
reached that time 0f light where i make pathetic self pitying p0sts
As a child, I would burn my Barbie's hair. The smell comforted me.
I've been accused of shilling for social currency and meaningless online status figures. ... I mean, durr. Have you met me.
I have calculated that I have been brutally, even horrifically killed exactly 12,874 times this far. The thrill never does truly leave one, the anticipation of pain and bodily harm, the release right before the end, and finally, the regeneration in my incredibly comfortable bed. I shall never grow tired of it, knowing each time is unique. #gore
> m1gra1ne #mygra1n
WHEN IN DOUBT CLUB IT OUT.
YOUR DISDAIN MEANS NOTHING TO ME. I KNOW WHAT YOU APPROVE OF.
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cute! take off the sweater next time gomen!
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
that would have to be my mother because shes so gigantic
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
My brand will be going through a change. Do not be alarmed.
fuck i lovve bein nautically themed