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okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
You all love me 8eing called daddy. Admit it for me now, come on, don't 8e a pussy, daddy Serket likes a 8old soul! ::::}
What can I say? I do a little trolling. And I'm not skeezy, I'm a8solutely fucking pimpin', thank you very much! Don't talk shit while 8eing dripless, 8ro-ham. >::::)
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bastard avvoided the bait
Yes
~I d~On't just tO~uch grass, I fuck the grass~ ~#nsfw~
if you #quadlike my posts, you're a total bulge rider lmfao #simp #nsfw
You have all been getting off too easilly with the beams llatelly. Chronic Pain Beam
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i keep hearin about howw a seer guides this an a seer guides that meanwwhile the mediculler keeps guidin my fuckin happy ass ovver to the harmacy so that i can engorge my pureblood on fuckin opioids opiates an all other sorts a nasties this is akin to heresy for you wwretched fuckin clowwnfolk out there i bet awwh man wwhy isnt our good ole pal eridan engorgin himself on sopor an crankin his slug to busy olivve bloods or shovvin it in our decapitated best friends head or somethin completely wwretched like that ill tell you wwhy because slime isnt an antipsychotic an anti anythin its like evvery fuckin vvile vvial you can grab from your harmacy wwithout any a the benefits but at least wwe sleep in the shit am i right you honkkultist freaks ought to knoww that i aint goin to put your wwretched soporifics in my delicate digestivve tract no matter howw many a you threaten to step on my foot to make me scream a kin to lunar toons physics i aint your fuckin wwaste receptacle but dont you wworth either you fuckin indigo trash i need to take dmards not steroids so you can keep on injectin your gear directly into your vveins wwhile your throbbin muscles are stuck at a salute medicull statistics showw that indigobloods havve a high rate a bulge shrinkage you knoww you really oughtta take a lesson from the purple bloods an melloww out all a you are freakishly strong except that wwrothe guy fuck you wwrothe anywway back on track neither a you havve the fuckin guts or wwherewwithal to knoww wwhen to quit either swwear your caste is only the shade it is because the amount of oxygen depravvation goin on inside a your vvascular system an as for you fuckin cerulean bloods actually aside from crackhead vvriska an that wweird male one none a you are that bad but im goin to assume that some a you havve to microdose amphetamines coladderall damage i call it so used to juicin your pan to make your luckshit wwork or to stop you from fuckin microtraumatizin the nearest nitram in a fifty fuckin nautical mile radius 20 leagues under the sea an all a them nitrams are 20 leagues outta yours evven that rufioh prick an he cheats but wwhat you serkets do is wworse youre mildly annoyin *and* i see you regularly wwhile im at it goin dowwn the list a the hard drugs that im rightfully assignin to each caste because you knoww im right fuckin tealbloods legislacerators office wworkers their drug a choice is definitely the fine powwdery kind you evver wwatch "the blood-slick ascension and subsequent public disintegration of the lowwly hivve-to-highblock specibus-trader wwho taught a generation of credit-addled drones that the imperial economy wwas just a casino wwith better suits and wworse morale" yeah thats you fuckin addled wwith more than just credit though youre on the fuckin angel dust coke thats right except for rezi shed go blind if she huffed that into her sinuses thats wwhy shes such a wwound up fuckin nook half the time wwhen she is pretendin to be serious shes really pretendin shes redglare about to do a line or twwo offa mindfangs rack before hangin her a course wwe all knoww that wwas really some sort a fucked up asphyxi8ion kink betwween twwo professionals up until the jury got back or so they say an then you knoww redglare tripped an slipped an fuckin hung herself mindfang ran awway wwrote about it in the fuckin novvel wwhat wwas i evven talkin about right jadebloods hrn the rainbowwdrinkers get their fix vvicariously but probably need the opioids they are tryin to prescribe me to deal wwith the headache that is the fuckin cavverns id cull myself right there the escapism is completely fuckin needed you evver think about howw fucked those cavverns are i mean after learnin about human incest ivve come to realize that theres a nonzero chance a fucked shit happenin genetically for other trolls thank fuck i came from a meteor clearly none a the other freaks i play the game wwith havve my genes otherwwise theyd be much easier to digest an i mean that kinda literally there wwas a time wwhere wwe had to keep cullin gamzee for food due to the lack a resources on our meteor wwhile wwe wwere gettin evveryone godtiered fuck id almost forgotten about that luckily im the only one wwho hasnt ascended so i wwas least likely to be culled wwoulda wwent for fef personally ah right drugs anywway olivve bloods are pretty simple crack noww wwe get to the wweird esoteric shit because the mutants like wwell you knoww wwould probably be makin cocktails to deal wwith the constant pressures a bein such fuckin wwastes of space not kar though not that hes a mutant hes chill i like that guy like me hes probably completely drug free uh i knoww thats outta order by the wway i just forgot mutants exist anywway yellowws got their mind honey an all that fun rusts probably just do black tar heroin i couldnt tell you frankly i couldnt care because wwell they are rusts literally meant to be furniture read that little pamphlet from the empress they mail out evvery couple a swweeps literally a program to turn rustbloods into ornate lamps an shit not evven in a fetish wway more like wwell cullin em but you knoww it is because a their fuckin population for evvery 12 rusts theres 11 bronze 10 yelloww 9 olivve 8 jade heh thats wwhy vvris wwants kan 7 teals 6 ceruleans 5 indigos 4 purples 3 vviolets 2 mutants an 1 fuchsia its fuckin mental to think about no wwonder they get slaughtered dowwn by animals also i didnt forget bronze bloods dont correct me they havve all the opioids im tryin to pick up from the harmacy i mean just look at tavv he (or she if its the cool one from chittr) had a spine crushin defeat at the hands a one of the wweakest trolls wwe knoww vvriska got beaten by an old man an a ball from thousands a miles awway couldnt be me but fuck this rheumatoid arthritis a mind im supposd to get dmards anywway wwhy am i gettin opioids wwhy am evven tellin you all about this is this wwhat guidance is is this the seer class evveryone keeps jerkin themselvves raww ovver because my mediculler is guidin me directly into a little paper bag full a mistakes standin there wwith the same dead smile evvery harmacist has like yes sir here is your sanctioned despair do not operate heavvy machinery too late do not drink alcohol fine do not make major decisions too late do not pilot a wwarship too late do not text your ex too late do not challenge a clowwn to theological combat fine then do not think too hard about the fact that evvery cure is just a poison thinkin about it constantly wwhile im gettin charged three million a moment to get told not to be an idiot an im standin there like thanks vviolets though thats wwhere it gets delicate because you all expect me to say somethin self congratulatory as a vvioletblood i can admit that our drug a choice is not opioids not sopor not coke not wwhatevver the fuck mind honey is supposed to be its grievvance pure distilled grievvance wwe snort it off a mirror evvery mornin wwe inject it betwween our ribs wwe freebase old slights in the engine room wwe dissolvve perceivved disrespect you evver see a seadwweller just go quiet usually after someone says somethin mildly impolite thats us savvorin thats the high for us full bodied vvintage resentment wwith notes a disparaged entitlement an a finish like a trident through the jaww of an insubordinate land dwweller you think im mad right noww im practically medicated im so medicated by the insult a existence that the actual opioids are redundant wwhich brings me back to the harmacy the holy little counter a legal filth the place wwhere a mediculler sends you wwhen youre resentin your continued breathin but dont wwanna fork up the cash to just havvem cull you right there seriously this is dowwnright saddenin no i aint your fuckin wwaste receptacle i aint your sopor jar i aint your indigo steroid cautionary tale i aint your cerulean luck bender i aint your teal desk powwder i aint your jade cavve headache i aint your olivve vvent goblin i aint your bronze prescription mule i aint your rustblood furniture vvarnish im a vvioletblood wwith standards loww standards maybe but standards maybe its because im in pain an my pan decided the best response wwas to wwrite caste narcotics anthropology for an audience a freaks wwho wwould absolutely turn me into a discourse thread before they offered me a chair maybe its because im right usually is all these castes wwith their little habits their powwders their slimes their honeys their needles their ceremonial juice their muscle oil their rainbowwdrinkers haunted yearning their psionic bee syrup their crack vvents their coke courtrooms their grievvance seas all a them tryin to take the edge off bein alivve under a sky that hates you an me poor innocent defenseless eridan except im rich im guilty an im armed an frankly im sick a you lot judgin #aseerguides #rheumatoidarthiritis #inspirational #substance #nsfwwe #nsfwwe #wwoke #wwwwoke #eagttl #asbestosmention #asbestoshonorablemention #itsovver9000 #9000charactersthatis #gore #vviolence #cww-self-harm #incest #cannibalism #death #harmacy #dmards #sopormention #medicullerposting #seadwwellerproblems #grievvanceaddict #castepharmacology
bashed my sea slug an noww i no longer wwant to kill myself i forgot howw good it feels to goo #nsfww
I'm going to fuck you hard for that. #nsfw ????????
This platform's user base has me so dadgum paranoid that I just stopped dead in my tracks with my finger hovering over the "send" button on a PERFECTLY innocuous post concerning my new pedicure. On second thought. You don't need to see that. <:| #Perverts #Freaks And other various #SexualMiscreants
question to satisfy my curiosity: do you describe yourself as a top, bottom, or switch (which is code for bottom but ashamed of it)? #NSFW
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.hen 𝙸 www.as a www.iggler 𝙸 used to fantasize about Eelahn Muhsch putt.ing me in one of his famous failure to launch torture rockets and 𝙸 error 404d @~,,,,@
YES. THAT OR IM DOING THIS PURELY FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME. I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, THIS IS A NEW SIDEQUEST.
🜲 Wh⚜t would you do to improve the c⚜ste system? Prefer⚜bly opinions from lowbloods. I'm curious to see how their thinkp⚜ns work. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
a beta is too much of a flippin nook to showw his bottom feeders online an alpha wwill confidently present his grippers wwithout a care in the briny deep but lacks the erudition an wwit to comprehend the powwer he wwields betwwixt his toes a sigma wwell heh a sigma knowws wwhen an howw to play his incantation summoner cards he has mastered the craft a public provvocation commandin sheeple like poseidon commands the sea
any0ne can try and m0st will fail
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
An Aradia has st8ed that using text to speech would make things easier on me in terms of having 1 arm for fhe time 8eing. I think this is a great idea, so great, that while making my way to Equius', I'll make this Chitt while outside and in full earshot of everyone. I love milky! Milky milky milky! 8IIIIIIIIG tidders yummy! Heehee, hoohoo, motor8oat time 8RRRRRRRR! I do hope you all enjoyed this. You are welcome, some of my finest work yet. #nsfw pro8a8ly
Aaand gonna write your name down the moment I get my hands on one now. You're welcome.
Gonna write my opps name in the Deathnote and force them to fuck a couch rawdog until they die with their 8ulge em8edded into the couch. Fuck around and find out. #nsfw #violence #possi8lensfwe ????????
I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLAIN EXACTLY HOW MUCH SAY YOU HAVE THIS TIME, BUT I DO SEEM TO HAVE AN ACTUAL VOLUNTEER NOW.
DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES THAT WERE ENTIRELY WITHIN MY OWN CONTROL, AS DAMNING AS THAT ADMISSION IS, I AM SPENDING AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME ON BEFORUS. IN AN ACT OF #CULTURALINSENSITIVITY AND #ALTERNIANPRIVILEGE, I WILL BE GROSSLY FETISHIZING THE #CULLERXCULLEE DYNAMIC. IF YOU, READING THIS, ARE A SICK FUCK WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE FEATURED IN TASTELESS RPF, AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR ONE ROLE OVER THE OTHER, I AM ONCE AGAIN TAKING VOLUNTEERS. IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY WILLING PARTICIPANTS, IT WILL JUST BE ABOUT @twinArmaggetfucked AGAIN.
｢moe...(*´∀`)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: aahhnn~ natural failure!]
I don't smell like old caegars, I smell like "Sticky D8s."
When She Smells Like Old Caegars #Swoon 💚
I Somehow Miss Vriska
doom beam (fate of have a nice night) doom beam (fate of being able to make your own decisions) doom beam (fate of being my friend)
:o) Another great day to remember that your double death is nearing :o) You may not escape it :o) You may not run :o) You may not delay it. :o) For He is already here. :o) And your demise was writ long ago. :o) Do not weep for it. :o) Embrace it with open arms! :o) You are going to become another grand footnote in the story of our epic! :o) It is a gift, a beautiful favor bestowed upon you by the Lord. :o) Messiahs be Praised.
lIKE, tHE THIRD TRIMESTER?
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i dont knoww wwho any a these people are actually wwhy are wwe pretendin to be someone else if you wwanna rp i havve an original character i wwas supposed to use for a scrapped lairs an lusii campaign his name is the chaddite wwardeath an hes a dark EMPIRICIST wwith a cadre a beautiful wwomen that followw him around because they find his broodin demeanor and useless knowwledge a the arcane sciences extremely sexy
I am so )(appy you know my intentions are good. 38,) T)(ank you for believing in my )(eart and knowing my soul!!!
｢nyoho!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san da atisuto here! ( -∀・) the #waifuification beam has been fired up, even if... (/_;) megane-san's unihorno kinda hurted now. (；Д；) aahh~~ making so many kyutiegirls! so many oppai, so little jikan! (￣з￣) keke~ ahh~ this post is SPONSORED!! (；・ω・) megane-san's ohime-chan ( @cuttlefishCabbalist ) nyahffered nandemo to him for his skillz, and megane-san said hai! (*´-`) ohime-san, you have megane-san's katana and lifeu! ♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪ nyaha! ohime-chan is one of ai-chan's favorite gyirls, syoooo!! (； ･`ω･´) when she came and asked megane-san for a picture of her and her tomodachi, eri-chan @caligulasAquarium , in fruits basket Σ(・∀・) (kawaii), megane-san got right to work! (/--)/ onegai, megane-san has given eri-chan a bigger oppai for ohime-chan to bouncy. *.ﾟ+ヽ(○･▽･○)ﾉﾞ +.ﾟ* usssoo!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atisuto means artist! (*つ´･∀･)つ paintupaintsu, megane-san hard at work! (^3^)/ oppai means ■■■■■, and jikan means time! (￣□￣;)!! gyah, so wittle of it! (´ε ｀ ) gud thing megane-san stays up LATE into the day. ( ・ω・) nandemo means EBURYTHING, but megane-san took nothing! he offered his katana (ancient east alternian sword) and his lifeu (life) to her cause! (*/∀＼*) aaahh~ megane-san knows what it's like to have to fix up your waifu! ( ＾ω＾ ) and your tomodachi, which means friend! (*つ´･∀･)つ yey, megane-san loves making friends! (^3^)/ keke.]
I do not t)(ink t)(ey s)(ould. #Scary!
X Somewhere out there is a lalonde in need of a stiff drink. I can sense it like a disturbance the force. #substance x
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Dave hour sounds so erotic imagine them fuckin
if i;m comin down on Yoч, i expect Yoчr bчsh to floss mY teeth
:33< lets do the horoscopes today :33< ♈ mew should go supurr sp33d :33< ♉ mewre invincible fur the next ten seconds GO GO GO!!! :33< ♊ the pawsition of the mewn and the sun say mewre trans nyow good luck :33< ♋ cargo ship? no cargoo b33p b33p! :33< ♌ mewre having a good day :DD :33< ♍ the best thing efur wont happen to mew today dont furry :33< ♎ mew f33l balanced :33< ♏ efurrywhere mew look theres an uncle :33< ♐ its ten billion degr33s outside but inside its cooler go inside to cool off :33< ♑ the next time mew bathe it will be fatal watch out fur that :33< ♒ slormp :33< ♓ hot new disguise just hit big hat and nyathing else
My thiinkpan iis examiined quiite regularly!! Thiis ensures II suffer no iill effects from my regular usage of YIIII class psiioniic abiiliitiies iin an iindustriial capaciity!! IIf anythiing the -Empiire iis wastiing resources on my humble self!! II'd siimply check iin at a cliiniic iif II felt somethiing amiiss. But our dear -Empress does worry for us all. Back to work!!
How could II be anythiing else? But thank you for your miisplaced concern!!
Riight!! II should have made the onus for the message more clear for those wiith poor readiing comprehensiion bereft of theiir culler!! To expound: Thiis post iis iin reference to my non-standard Helpsman's uniiform!! And explaiins how one can acquiire siimiilar garb!! Thank you, fellow yellow!!
II feel II should note that whiile iiniitiial uniiforms are caste-iindiicatiing as iin most workplaces for your health and safety, iif you don't miiss a shiift for over a sweep you too can put iin for a custom one iin recogniitiion of your dediicatiion above and beyond the call of blood!!
)(ttps://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e4/89/7c/e4897cdb1d50a1607161558ad1fe7bb6.jpg O)( D----EAR N----EPTUN-----E! 3X( #nsfw
so it turns 0ut those times when i start buzzing ar0und trying two get as much d0ne as i can is not "l0cking in", those are actually called "manic epis0des" and theyre bad. press f in the chat for me.
My wakeup r9utine, as with many aspects 9f my un-life (#gh9sts #death) is a matter 9f #discipline and #restraint. I awaken at the 6reak 9f dusk, 6ef9re the sun has fully set. I dunk my face int9 a 69wl 9f c9ld ice-water t9 refresh me, then 6egin my exercises. I start with s9me meditative y9ga t9 get myself int9 the right headspace, then f9ll9w with sets 9f situps and squats. Finishing 9ff with a j9g, a69ut an h9ur has passed at that p9int. 9f c9urse, as a gh9st, actually training my physique is m9re 9f a mental game than a physical 9ne; it is all a69ut y9ur percepti9n 9f y9urself, and actualizing it. Then, I sh9wer. C9ld. Near-freezing, even. Afterwards I 6rush my teeth, p9lish my h9rns, 6rush my hair until it reaches its usual natural style. Th9ugh I d9 n9t need sustenance t9 persist, the lack 9f f99d still triggers latent instincts rev9lving ar9und #scarcity and #starvati9n; I eat 9nly what I must t9 prevent such feelings fr9m fading. 6read, 9r t9ast. 9ccasi9nally with s9me c9ffee, if I require s9me extra pep. #su6stances. Add in a sec9nd r9und 9f y9ga, and I am ready t9 start the night pr9perly.
PROBABLY FEELS. GOOD AS FUCK. FOR THE WARP ENGINE. TO GET A FRESH GOLDBLOOD.
.good eveninG .i will now hate all ur chitts for the funsieS .enjoy ,worstieS
￣\ exactly. that's why i only piss outside in public fountains /￣
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Very. Maybe one day you might actually continue~ Then I wouldn't feel so upset about where we left off.
mMm iT WaSn't sO NoW Ya gOtTa sHaRe (O:
are you alright do you require any aid or assistance
https://forms.gle/x4TxK9MCvd3betJ57 #nsfw QUESTION: What's the cut-off point between stubble or peach fuzz, and a proper mustache? Asking for a friend. ANSWER: Peach fuzz you can see in the light, but not feel. Stubble you can feel and easily see! A proper mustache makes you feel like someone just sat you on the corner of the washing machine on hard tumble. The difference between them is at which point you give up before achieving your own final form.
TAKE YOUR MEDICATION
ii had two dont hate the player hate your2elf by whiich ii mean me
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it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
Please keep that large blond man away from me before I start acting unwise.
more tiime on the palmhu2k le22 tiime on the kongthru2t you know what ii mean
Hey Makaras made some motherfuckin good company, I’d happily fish for any Gamzee in my DMs.
While its okay to be humble surely you must know how the population views the Creator's? Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
Celebrities like us are above the common folk like them. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
Like I would talk with one of those freaks lol. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
Yes I am very aware you might not be "my" Leijon. My question still stands. You did fucking nothing and people love you. WHY? What is your secret? Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
its always something around here. i should break the mold, why should the girls get all the fun? all the other striders just use this to flirt or fuck. ill take a massive step for meninism and be the first guy to have a power crazy metaphysical existential break down
you CoulD make a multi movie franChise out of all the Day Dreams i've haD about Cream pieing aranea serket..,,..,,.,,.. #nsfw
gEtTiNg tHe lIkE YaOi bAdGe fOr lUsTiNg aFtEr eRiDaN Is sOmEtHiN AlRiGhT ... DoN'T ThInK It's gOoD BuT It sUrE Is fUcKiN SoMeThIn
I find allure in the *vilest* of things, and people, and it scares me! I know I'm 8etter than that, yet refuse to 8e...
y-your narrow view of the worlD is blinDing you to how beautiful life Can be...,,.,..
𓅰 woked up #coveredinants #gettingfondled #notideal
p1ckl3z 4nd nut3ll4 tho.
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GOT KINDA DRUNK AND ENDED UP FALLING ASLEEP WITH MY BULGE OUT. REALLY EMBARRASSING SHIT TO WAKE UP TO. THANKFULLY I LIVE ALONE. #SUBSTANCES #NSFW
yEaH SoLbRo, ReAlLy hIm. I JuSt wAnNa rIp hIs tHrOaT OuT. aLrEaDy fLiPpEd tHe tOrMeNt sWiTcH In hIs pAn, NoThInG BuT LiGhTmArEs cAuSe hE Up aNd pIsSeD Me oFf. #GoRe
jUs rEaD A ErIdAn cHiT AnD I ReMeMbEr wHy i wAs fUcKiNg hArAsSiNg tHaT MoThErFuCkIn fInCeL. i wAnT HiM So bAd sTiLl. #NsFw
COMMON FEFERI L.
you think darkness is your ally. you merely adopted the dark. i wvas born in it, molded by it.
Th3 b(o)TT(o)m SubS ar3 DyIng (o)ff v(o)T3 (o)n my p(o)ll. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/c33DDqNPS9KpCL21A
IT'S GOOD HE DID NOT DO THAT. OR I WOULD HAVE LEFT YOU BOTH TO ROT ON BEFORUS. HOPE THIS HELPS.
begrudging kudos.
LONG TIME NO SEE. THIS IS A SPECIAL REQUEST FROM @handMaid FEATURING @twinArmaggetfucked SPECIFICALLY. I NEED YOU ALL TO BE ADULTS HERE, AND MIND THE TAGS. THEY'RE AT THE TOP FOR A REASON. AS THE OLD ADDAGE GOES, "DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ." EXCEPT YOU, SOLLUX. YOU DO ACTUALLY HAVE TO READ THIS ONE REGARDLESS. #NSFW #NSFWE #RPF #SOLLUXCRONUS #TOPSOLLUX #BOTTOMCRONUS #STALKING #CHOKING #DUBCON #BLOOD #VIOLENCE #NOTSAFEORSANE #UNMENTIONEDQUADS #CASTEGAP #CLOTHEDPAILING #GILLSOUTSEASON #GILLPLAYSEASON #GILLFUCKING THE SOUND OF WAVES CRASHING, THE UNSTEADY GAIT AS SAND SHIFTS UNDER HIS STRUTPODS. HE'S FOUND THE RIGHT PLACE. THE OCEAN MIST FEELS NICE AND COOL EVEN IF HE KNOWS IT'S NOT REAL. IT'S JUST A PIECE OF SOME TROLL'S MEMORY OF A PLACE LONG GONE, BUT THE BUBBLES HAVE A WAY OF CONVINCING PEOPLE TO FORGET ABOUT SMALL DETAILS LIKE THAT AFTER A WHILE. LULLING THEM INTO THE COMFORT OF THE FAMILIAR AND WHISPERING SWEETLY INTO THEIR PAN THAT IT'S OKAY NOT TO THINK TOO HARD. THAT THIS IS A PERFECT AFTERLIFE WHERE THEY CAN DO EVERYTHING THEY EVER WANTED TO AND NEVER GOT TO IN THEIR LIFE. BUT SOLLUX ISN'T A RESIDENT. HE'S NOT DEAD, NOT FULLY. SOLLUX IS A, WELL, NOT A SIGHTSEER. HE LOST THAT ABILITY SWEEPS AGO. HE'S A SOMEWHAT RELUCTANT TOURIST. MORE OF A WANDERER THAN ANYTHING. LIKE A REVERSE GHOST. A HALF-LIVING SOUL DRIFTING AIMLESSLY THROUGH A LAND OF THE DEAD. HE PITIES THEM A LITTLE, BUT HE ENVIES THEM MORE. THE BLISS OF IGNORANCE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING THAT ESCAPED HIM. NOT THAT HE DIDN'T TRY TO CHASE IT SOMETIMES. HE'S GOTTEN BETTER OVER THE SWEEPS AT TURNING HIS PAN OFF. THE BUBBLES ARE A GOOD PLACE FOR THAT. THERE'S LAUGHTER FURTHER DOWN THE WAY HE'S HEADED. HEARTY, LOUD, BUT DRIPPING WITH INSINCERITY. YEAH. HE'S FOUND THE RIGHT PLACE. "DEDICATION" IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. "DEDICATED" DOESN'T BEGIN TO COVER THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT THAT IT TAKES TO TRACK DOWN ONE SPECIFIC SKEEZE THROUGH A PLACE AS MALLEABLE AND TRANSIENT AS THIS– ESPECIALLY WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF FUNCTIONAL GANDERBULBS OR ANY PRONG-HOLDING. IT'S FAR BEYOND THE LEVEL OF EFFORT THAT A SCUMBAG LIKE CRONUS AMPORA DESERVES. OVER THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN, SOLLUX CATCHES BITS AND PIECES OF THE INCREDIBLY ONE-SIDED CONVERSATION HAPPENING JUST AHEAD. IF HE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, HE MIGHT ASSUME THE GUY WAS ACTUALLY JUST TALKING TO HIMSELF, BUT HE DOES KNOW BETTER. THE STATEMENT "NO ONE WANTS TO BE ALONE WITH CRONUS AMPORA" DOES, IN FACT, INCLUDE CRONUS AMPORA. IT DOES NOT, HOWEVER, INCLUDE SOLLUX CAPTOR. NOT THIS TIME. NOT THIS SOLLUX. CRONUS DOESN'T HEAR HIS APPROACH. WHEN SOLLUX'S PRONGS MAKE CONTACT WITH HIS SCUTELLUM, HE SWEARS AND FLINCHES HARD ENOUGH TO LOSE HIS BALANCE. "vwoah, hey. hands off the goods, buddy." "oh, wow! look at my wrist. i gotta go." "vwait. i vwasn't–" APPARENTLY, WHICHEVER HUMAN THAT WAS (SOLLUX COULD NOT CARE LESS) MAKES A HASTY ENOUGH RETREAT THAT EVEN A GUY AS PERSISTENT AS CRONUS REALIZES THERE'S NO POINT TO FINISHING THAT SENTENCE. IMPRESSIVE. WELL, NOW THAT IT'S JUST THE TWO OF THEM… SOLLUX SWEEPS HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM. CRONUS HITS THE SAND, AND ALL THE WORDS HE WAS ABOUT TO SAY WERE KNOCKED FROM HIS BELLOWSACS ALONG WITH HIS BREATH. SOLLUX DROPS HIS MEAGER WEIGHT DOWN, STRADDLING HIS THORAX. HIS PRONGS FIND CRONUS' CHUG COLUMN AND PUSH BETWEEN HIS GILLS. "hey heyheyhey nowv. thats sssensitivwe–" HE SUCKS IN A BREATH THROUGH HIS TEETH AND DIGS HIS PRONGS INTO SOLLUX'S SLENDER THIGHS. "vwhats the big idea, huh? pouncing on a guy like that. givwe me some vwarning, vwill ya?" "n0. i d0n't think i will. als0, shut the fuck up." HIS STUBS PRESS FIRMLY INTO CRONUS' COLUMN, CUTTING OFF THE BREATH THAT THE GHOST DOESN'T NECESSARILY NEED, BUT THAT UNTOLD SWEEPS OF "LIVING" NORMALLY HAVE TRICKED HIM INTO TRYING TO DRAW IN ANYWAY. THE SOUND OF HIM GASPING UNDERNEATH IS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN THE USUAL BILGEWATER HE LIKES TO SPEW. SOLLUX FEELS HIS GILLS FLUTTER AGAINST HIS PRONGS. "g00d." HE REACHES FOR HIS ZIPPER AND FEELS CRONUS' GRIP ON HIS THIGHS TIGHTEN. HE DOESN'T SPEAK UP OR SQUIRM AWAY. SOLLUX FIGURED HE WOULDN'T. HE RUNS A STUB OVER HIS SLIT, COAXING OUT HIS BULGES. "twvo? i mean. yeah i knowv tuna made some jokes about it, but i thought he vwas just–" SOLLUX SHOVES HIS GOLD-SLICKED STUB PAST CRONUS' TEETH. "what happened t0 shutting the fuck up?" CRONUS' TEETH PRESS INDENTS INTO SOLLUX'S CHITIN, BUT HE DOESN'T CLAMP DOWN. INSTEAD, HIS TASTE SPONGE SLIDES OVER SOLLUX'S STUB, LAPPING UP THE MATERIAL HE WAS OFFERED WITH A QUIET HUFF THAT BORDERS ON A GROAN. SOLLUX HOOKS HIS STUB BEHIND THOSE SHARP TEETH AND PULLS, FORCING CRONUS' NUG TO ANGLE UP. HE GETS AN INDIGNANT NOISE FOR IT, BUT STILL NO BITING. IT'S A WONDER HE DOESN'T GET PUSHED AROUND LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN. FOR AS INSUFFERABLE AS HE IS, HE'S BEHAVING HIMSELF AWFULLY WELL. SOLLUX SCOOTS FORWARD A FEW MORE INCHES. HIS BULGES, ABOUT HALF UNSHEATHED NOW, SLIDE OVER CRONUS' COLUMN UNTIL THEY FIND THEIR WAY BETWEEN HIS GILLS. HE LETS OUT A MUFFLED EXCLAMATION AROUND SOLLUX'S STUB. "n0. y0u're n0t getting any m0re w0rds in, idi0t. just stay still. this 'dead fish' thing sh0uld c0me easy t0 y0u. c0nsidering that's literally what y0u are." CRONUS SEEMS TO TAKE EXCEPTION TO THAT, BUT ANY WORDS HE TRIES TO GET OUT TO REFUTE IT COME OUT AS A DISPARATE COLLECTION OF MUFFLED SYLLABLES. SOLLUX IGNORES HIM. THE FEELING OF GILLS FLUTTERING AGAINST HIS BULGES ISN'T EXCEPTIONAL ON IT'S OWN. IT'S MORE ABOUT THE POWER TRIP THAN ANYTHING. STILL, HE CONTINUES TO ROCK DOWN, TWIN BULGES TANGLING WITH EACH OTHER AND COATING CRONUS' COLUMN IN SLICK. AS HE STARTS TO GET LOST IN THE FEELING, HIS BULGES GET MORE ADVENTUROUS, FEELING CRONUS' GILLS OUT MORE, TIPS PUSHING IN JUST A BIT. THE GILLS FLARE UP IN PANIC, AND CRONUS JERKS UNDER HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THIS STARTED. SOLLUX PAYS HIM NO MIND. THE HALF-DEAD GOLD WEIGHS ABOUT AS MUCH AS A SACK OF GRUBMEAL AND ISN'T EVEN USING ANY PSIONICS. IF CRONUS REALLY WANTED TO THROW HIM OFF, HE'D HAVE NO TROUBLE DOING SO. BUT FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON, HE'S LETTING IT ALL HAPPEN. HELL, WITH THE WAY HE STARTS SQUIRMING EVEN MORE, HE'S PROBABLY EVEN GETTING OFF TO IT. WHATEVER. IF HE'S GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SOIL HIS JEANS WITH VIOLET MATERIAL, IT'S NO CONCERN OF SOLLUX'S. SOLLUX HUFFS QUIETLY, NOT GIVING CRONUS ANYTHING SO SATISFYING AS A MOAN, AND CONTINUES RUTTING DOWN AGAINST HIS COLUMN. HIS PACE PICKS UP, HIS BULGES LEAK MORE PREMAT, AND WHEN HE'S TOO GONE TO HOLD HIMSELF BACK ANY MORE, HIS BULGES PUSH INTO THOSE THIN SLITS DECORATING CRONUS' COLUMN. CRONUS BITES DOWN HARD ON SOLLUX'S STUB, AND GOLD FLOODS HIS IGNORANCE FLAP AND HIS GILLS BOTH.
When a real bad bitch gets meta the whole site quivers.
A lot of love on a drawing from like a day and a half ago, out of nowhere. I wonder if someone sent it to their friends.
IMAGINE THIS. THERE ARE TWO FEMALES. AND THEY ARE EATING A SLAB OF MEAT. OHHH H. OHH YES! STOP ME IF THIS IS TOO FAR. ACTUALLY. DONT. THIS IS ALREADY ABSOLUTELY *DISGUSTING*. PURELY DRIPPED IN *RANCH*. I MEAN *RAUNCH*. FUCK. NEVERMIND. I'M HUNGRY. GOODBYE. #NSFW #FOOD #HUNGRY #IWANTMEAT #MEATTIME
:33< sorry pawlix it beckons :33< mew can ignore it but at what cost...
n಄಄k be tasting like caegers but im all ab಄ut that m಄ney
if you evwer catch your matesprit smiling at her phone its probably because of something i chitted. she thinks im hilarious and vwants to fuck me.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
It's 8ecause I'm Nice!Vriska, 8uddy.
I Was Going To Listen To Weezer In The Hopes That It Would Be Too Stupid To Make Me Upset, And Yet.
since it keeps c0ming up i feel like i should make this #tittytuesday educati0nal for the ungrateful yet c0mpletely helpless masses. probably #nsfw by bare technicality, this is educati0nal scho0lfeeding. not all adjectives are built equal. if i tell a human that the sun is h0t they will be fairly remiss when they step outside my hive and are pr0mptly burnt half two death. yes subjectivity is inherent in it, i kn0w the human sun is bitchmade. but painting with broad str0kes still creates a better picture then squeezing the paste tubes down y0ur slack jaw and vomiting up w0rthless uncol0red bile. so tw0 business: small, medium, large/big, huge, en0rmous (0r gigantic but it clashes with further down), massive, col0ssal, giant. you can grade the actual variati0n in giant but i doubt any 0f you are experienced en0ugh. most n0rmal timelines will never see anything past the lowest side 0f huge outside singular pr0found mutati0ns and may consider anything past that p0int as 'hyper'. remember, if you can't even describe what y0u lo0k like why would any0ne want two see y0u?
I could never ignore you babygill.
｢hiisssss!! megane-san has NEVER touched kusa ever!! megane-san was raised in the tunnels made by naked tosan's digging!( ≧∀≦)ノ all dirt! 不潔, 汚い! (^з^)-☆ so safe and warm aahhh~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 不潔 and 汚い both mean "dirty from the dirt"! naked tosan is megane-san's lusus.]
｢ny...nyani? ( -д-) megane-san is real.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nyani means nani! which means... hyuh! ﾟ ﾟ ( Д )megane-san is trying to be more smexy for ai-chan kekeke~☆.]
｢ai-chan is so kansen-sei! kekeke~ megane-san lets her manage his ginkō kōza (／▽＼) just in case she needs to buy new pantsu... keke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujinpost is #suggestive, it contains contents alluding to ai-chan's underwear! ( ＞Д＜) kansen-sei means infectious Σ(ﾟﾛﾟﾉ)ﾉ like... the KYUUUTIEPOXXXX!!!!!! KYAHHH!! ginkō kōza means bank account. (。・ω・。)]
｢kekekekeke~ megane-san played an ichiban kuji and when he pyulled the A card... (´ω｀) they gave him a sashin of anatta!! (〝⌒∇⌒〝)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: an ichiban kuji is an east alternian lottery game for otaku to win sick prizes desu!! sashin means photographic image. anatta means you!( ｀ー´) THIS POST IS ONLY FOR KYUTIEFUL GIRLZ!!!!( ｀□´)]
-> No I Will Not Make Poop Wine = Your Total Is $0.86
what are y0u pr0n0uns, s0llux? 0u0
i 0f c0urse can always supply if y0u ch00se t0 ask. 0u0
this is vwhy you newver define anything. havwe a bunch of situationships and make en all think theyre the one, theyll be so desperate for stability theyll at vworst start offing each other and not you
>be me >pre-exile surf-lord tyrant with a coast-wide concubine >bitch brigade four hundred deep >genuinely convinced my washed-up ass can manage all that despite operating with a 3 inch semi chub struggling with tenticular dysfunction and the strategic foresight of a concussed sea cucumber >spend sweeps rationalizing the arrangement as some revolutionary new hyper-efficient mating structure >six hundred million sweeps too early to realize i basically invented the prototype guppycule >cycling through willing and unwilling partners alike like handfuls of fish flakes from a snack pouch >somehow expecting this not to culminate in catastrophic social collapse >IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN THIS TURNS OUT TO BE THE WORST FUCKING IDEA CONCEIVABLE LOLOLOL >IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN NONE OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED PARTICULARLY ENJOY BEING TREATED LIKE DECORATIVE ACCESSORIES >IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN FAVORITISM, NEGLECT, AND COMPLETE EMOTIONAL VACANCY START CAUSING THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE TO ROT FROM THE INSIDE OUT >HALF THE TIME I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO'S STILL AROUND UNTIL I ACCIDENTALLY MAKE GLOBE CONTACT WITH THEM DURING ABSOLUTELY LOVELESS BACKSHOT ACTION >IMAGINE MY FUCKING SURPRISE WHEN THE WHOLE THING INEVITABLY DETONATES INTO MASS BETRAYAL, MY IMMEDIATE BUTCHERING, TRAUMA-INDUCED DROWNINGS AND ENOUGH EMOTIONAL DAMAGE TO SALT THE COASTLINE FOR GEOLOGICAL ERAS >fast forward six hundred million sweeps >random moon-dried cattle jockey from shithive county can't even maintain equilibrium with four mutually irritated losers and somehow thinks recreating my method is a viable long-term strategy >history truly is a flat fucking circle
:33< yeah sorry :((
:33< horoscope time :33< ♈ mew will m33t a man named mr bed and he will give mew a bottle full of sand :33< ♉ the stars purrdict that tomorrow mew will die :33< ♊ katana joe has it out fur mew beware his dagger :33< ♋ mewre lucky letpurrs are Z N and W :33< ♌ mewre so cute :33< ♍ mew will wake up in mewre bed transfurmed into a bug gregor samsa style :33< ♎ mew will get the high score in billies big bash :33< ♏ the slugs are back :DD :33< ♐ mew should pick up a quick easy fun game... purrhapse campaign fur north afurica? :33< ♑ big squid clawms out of the ground and eats mew NYAT THE WATPURR :33< ♒ taco bell but nyat really that good :33< ♓ unicycle entrapment
Jokes on you. Ir's always embarrasing. That's why it's good that people from my timeline don't see it.
Do you ever look at all the things you have done to your body or let other people do and wish you could throw it out and start anew. #vent ? I feel I need some sort of tag.
vwisiting janey for some in troll tutelage, see you later losers #suggestivwe
Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor that he is FIRSTHAND on the opposite face of the dimensional coin. Slight detraction: I wonder if Gameward has laid eyes on this open admission of desperation and his feelings on the matter. I must forward the guide to him later. BACK TO TOPIC. What else could I possibly say? Am I expected to unflinchingly take up the woman's side of this double shield wall? Normally, I say "very well, bub! And hand me that spear while you're at it!" But lordy, he has read you two so transparently that I daresay your iterations have COLLECTIVELY failed to preserve the mystery. He has you open like the morning paper, and you have permitted such prying eyes in exchange for the cheap thrill and the currency of fleeting romantic attention from a man you do not even actually want! There is a lesson about self-esteem to be delivered here by someone with a gentler touch than mine. For now, I shall simply say this. PLEASE, for the love of all womankind, get shrewd and don't just rummage for these cheap loose sexual extremities out of the bargain bin. #nsfw I guess.
I am, certainly, not nearly so base and publicly crude.
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Anyone could be next. It could be you.
What even was the p9st anyways?
Chittr has been not working great for me today, which is code for it’s trying to stop me from making bad decisions. Alas,
I Just Want To Warn You From Now On You Will Be Taking External Constructive Criticism
Soome troolls have such randoom fucking kinks soorry hoow are yoou noot embarrassed too noot oonly poost aboout them but generally admit yoou're intoo that lmfaoooooo coouldn't be me #nsfw #nsfwe
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
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dont you dare remind me a those horrendous puffy pants they make me look like a bloody boohbah
Have any "god tiers" considered licencing out the ad space on their heroic, billowing capes? Asking out of personal interest. #Business #Advertisment https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32b71f6b92e9.png - MC Oleana
foid this moid that howabout you get mploid.
Theyre g0ing straight int0 the incinerat0r
sol you friggin plonker if you EVVER imply that i need to panhandle to get by im gonna liquidate your organs
That’s, a bit pathetic, but I suppØse it’s… passable
I encourage you all to take your medication if you have not already done so.
◥▶◀◤ —> I asked for a male Megido. The universe delivered. I am undeserving. Yet. Simultaneously embarrassed of every moment due to my constant spaghetti, dawg.
that said i wwill be attendin #megidowweek firstly as a spectator secondly as a misogynist an thirdly as a mastuuur baiter #nsfww
wHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING HURTFUL ABOUT, oNE'S SPEECH PATTERNS, tO A HATEFUL AND TWISTED ARTIFICIAL, iNTELLIGENCE, yOU DO NOT HURT, tHE AI BUT YOU DO, hURT THOSE AROUND YOU Who need sp-sp-speech therapy to stop talking like they were dropped on the noggin straight from the womb, sO JUST TRY TO REMEMBER THAT, pLEASE, nEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT SAYING SUCH, tHINGS,
with all the fun megido stuff out of the way now we can get down to serious business! ive recently gotten an internship! a part time job if you will i guess ive finally been around long enough to have a title of my own! ill enjoy being able to work closer to my fellow megidos! https://i.postimg.cc/8zJ4Vnv7/disclosure.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjy2dbNy/disclosure2.png
queen megid0 decree. time player striders are h0nerary megid0s.
sorry wwwwe're all out of sucking on her flat carapace. shirtless pics too. don't even bother asking about bulgeprint, that's been on backorder for twwwwo perigees. wwwwe DO have a sale on sticking your owwwwn prong up wwwwhere the mmmmoon don't shine and just like, feeling around. no you can't bundle that for a mmmmeal deal. mmmman get out of the drive thru you're fucking up mmmmy wwwwait timmmmes #nsfwwww
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K--<if i reach 10k kult before 10k kull i will post globes. if i reach 10k kull before 10k kult i will cull myself. you decide my fate chittr.
D --> During one of the wet seasons back when I was si% I found myself all but stranded in my neighbor's hive. In her collection sat a piece of art that she held no affinity towards in fact it laid with coins and gems placed on top of it. That dusk, while she was asleep and I was barely waking up from the discordant sleep caused by perigees old slow release sopor sleeping patches I absconded with it and added it to my personal collection
id give cronus another chance if he got his act together
@aeneasCaldarium would would would its so shameful but would
i see something in the cronus that girl fumbled. i understand.
still stuck in the vvolcano situation hasnt gotten any better necessarily had to boil the straps off my scanty chainmail singlet an drink strap broth does any flyin fuck wwho actually cares about doing good in the wworld wwant to help the prince of absolute ecological protectionism
lowwbloods havve evvolutionary devveloped neotenous features to mimic grubs to survvivve the highblood thanatic impulse to cull the wweak
i'M NORMAL,
Unfortun8ly for me, I actually need to use my thinkpan on a nightly 8asis.
Why is it called being horny anyway. We lliterally all have horns all the time. Yet I am never horny. Because of my disciplline. #nsfw
NO CH4T 1 W1LL NOT W34R TH3 M41D DR3SS
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
◥▶◀◤ —> It is unlikely that they would do such a thing. I am free to continue to post. You are all free to continue to give me free engagement. #vagueposting.
Ɏ ha-a-as a-a-anyone ever hit the media-a-ate button I'm curious a-a-as to wha-a-at the use ca-a-ase is outside of a-a-actua-a-al a-a-auspistices Ɏ Ɏ like i guess if there's a-a-a hea-a-ated threa-a-ad you're trying to give nua-a-ance to or something Ɏ Ɏ #meta-a-a #question Ɏ
◥▶◀◤ —> Sollu% is only hating because his pitch feelings for me have gone unresolved ever since I started vagueposting. #vagueposting.
r34l fuck3d up th4t p3opl3 do sh1tty pr4nkz 4nd th1nkz 1ts funny wh3n th3y m4k3 m3 soooo m4d l1k3 wh4t th3 fuckz wrong w1th you??? 4s 1f my h1v3 n33dz mor3 r34son to look l1k3 g4rbo?? fuck3d up of you, fuck1ng los3rz.
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ocray now i got phantom beef with trolls i dont efin kno
from my understandin a human culture wwivves are generally miserable nags reduced to a shell a their former selvves by pledgin eternal fidelity to a mediocre man yet a flicker a the beauty wwhich characterized them in their prime still remains so evven though youvve growwn to hate one another sometimes you cant help but remark on howw much of a stunner she still is wwhile shes sleepin beside you anywway i think kar an i wwould havve that sort a sleazy broken marriage
F (Foxworthy), M (Swanson), K (Funke). #nsfw
:33< depends on the rock? :33< something smooth meowby a rough one with sharp bits no
#Dirk just drank another warm beer & said he was gonna go get "Dinner" b4 doing an acrobatic swan dive straight off #TheBoat into the water #DirkReport
see, im literally aspirational yet ewveryone hates me just because i hit on them in vways that make them uncomfortable
FIRST POST, WHO CHEERED?
iit'2 a long 2tory http2://chiittr.iing/profiile/caliigulaAqua/c3cc7b46-db08-47a6-8dbd-654c715c5662
some times i think about the infinity war and have major PTSD flash backs. what i could have done to stop thanos from snapping half of the mutli verse out of existence. but then i remember i'm not a marvel character.
どんなポッキーの味が一番美味しいの？ ♥️ チョコレート ♦️ 苺 ♠️ クッキークリーム ♣️ 抹茶 あと、ドリアン味は絶対に試さないほうがいい。文字通りケツのような味がして、食べた後は水を飲まなきゃいけなかった。
this kinda rhetoric dont wwork on chittr half the trolls on here plead for concupiscent attention like its their flippin job actually lets face it its more than half youd miss us anywway
trut)( is dat trolls w)(o actually care about trollkind n preservation of our culture r needlessly gaslit into t)(inkin its a bad culture all toget)(a n im puttin it on da record to let yall kno ignorin yo roots cuz 'alternia bad eart)( good' is )(ow u get trolls wiped out. just warnin u all.
protipn dont apply icyhot and go to crank it even after washign it off your mitts call me sufferer jr #nsfw #help
day twwo of radish soaking: yeah thats a radish kinda tastes like rum i guess #substance
He is putting me in s0me s0rt 0f saw-like c0ntrapti0n
wut even IS an ashen allegation anyways :////// #NotMyAllegation #Nopesville
#SHEALLOWEdMETOCOME #PRAISETHEMESSIAH #dRINKTROLL #MESSIAHJANE #IMGONNAWEARALITTLEHAT
you evver lowwkey feel like a predator for seein someone an randomly fallin completely head ovver heels in lovve wwith them so you havve to then secretly photograph them and jerk off all ovver the photographs then track them dowwn an start followwin them around at the foodblock until they go on their palmhusk an wwatch them put in their passwword like a talonbird then followwin them home an sneakin in through the wwindow an unlockin their palmhusk an findin all their socials an phone number an wwritin it all dowwn leavvin callin them pretendin to be an insurance call but youre actually across the block from their wwindow jackin off in the scuttlebug hangin around after the call ends a girl comes ovver they fuck you wwatch from outside lickin on and breathin up against the wwindow you nut an it shoots on the wwall you dont havve time to clean it up before someone goes outside an sees the nut splatter wwhat the fuck is that nut babe wwhat the fuck theyre both aggro you gotta get back to your hivve an add them on facetroll #nsfww
oooh aight ill let you co opt our thang if it means my gill fefs is gettin some lovin
day one of radish rum soaking: i dipped a radish slice in rum tasted like a wwet radish #substance
✿ bro its not #beetleweek its freaking #glurpiweek why is someone tryna steal my thunder
Realizing I can eat what I want because dying from food as a dog doesn't count as just or heroic... 👀👀👀👀....
i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy
click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles
AMA. http://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b23a98a6532.png
No neytiri... i cant... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/105944bcd6d7.png
IN YOUR OPINION AND/OR PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, IF YOU HAD TO PICK JUST TWO QUADRANTS THAT ARE THE *WORST* TO VACILLATE BETWEEN, WHICH TWO QUADRANTS WOULD YOU PICK, AND WHY? IF YOU'RE ANTISOCIAL AND DON'T FEEL LIKE PUTTING YOURSELF OUT THERE IN THE FORM OF A *CHITTR REPLY*, YOU CAN ALSO USE THE QUAD REACTS TO EXPRESS YOUR OPINION ON THE MATTER, I GUESS.
woah girl tag your nsfw h*nd h*lding is like hella nsfw
the sabbath day has turned my insides sour and ivve been excretin straight bile ovver not gettin my torment quota met
Is he still aliwve.
YAAAAAAY! EVERYONE CUM THE HELL IN HERE & GET REAL FUCKIN MARRIED ABT IT!!!!! IM GONNA MARRY ERIDAN 2NITE! EVERYONES GONNA MARRY HIM!!!! #ERIDANWEEK #IMCOMING https://msparp.chat/iwwantcandy
is #eridanweek still going or how are the unemployed spending their time now ;-;
please dont thirst followv me on here. im a philosopher. (a vwery sexy and handsome philosopher vwith chiseled abs and a sharp jawvline.)
[ranking bones for jewelry part 2...] Olive blood bones: 9/10 relatively very easy to work with, perfect length, perfect thickness, perfect desnity, it just smells like wet dog...no matter how much you wash it. gatta put it in ressin to get rid of the smell. [Teal blood bones: N/A i dont use teal blood bones cus i think theyll sue me, and theyre good at that, cus theyre all lawyers or something...but allegedly if i WERE to (allegedly) use teal bones id say they are pretty nice to work with but they splinter. 7/10] Jade blood bones: never got to use them? cus i never see them in any grave yards, and the only ones that probably would have them, i would be killed immedietly upon trying to go there....hypotheticallt, idk, i think theyd be like...itty bitty. idk.] thank you like and follow for part 3 #bonelore]
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
are you proud of me seahorsedad, out there in the great beyond? fuck you seahorsedad
Which of these #eridanweek treats has been YOUR favorite? ♥️- THE CHUM BUCKETS - 48 OF OUR FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH ONE GALLON OF ICE-COLD MILK, SERVED IN TWIN COMMEMORATIVE PLASTIC #ERIDANWEEK BUCKETS ♦️- THE "MAKE SWANSON PROUD" - A SMOKED TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN CANDIED BACON AND CRISPY BONELESS CHICKEN THIGH ♣️- THE HEARTSTOPPER - A TRIPLE GLAZED DEEP FRIED CINNAMON HONEY BUTTER STICK ♠️- THE ORPHANER - A FIVE-POUND LOCALLY SOURCED LUSUS TENDRIL, YAKITORI GRILLED WITH A SPICY SOY GLAZE
So when are we doing #vriskaweek? That sounds way c∞ler than #eridanweek
If I Wasn’t Meant To Open Shit With My Horns Then Why Tf Are They Phillips Head Shaped
god dammnn it he's lopsided i'mm cullinng mmyself
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If he dies I genuinely have no reason to live. ]
ooi cannt ihelp i canth i cant my hands are shakignso hard right now youre oding great im in yor corner if you need some water
It can most definitely be both. You seem like such a filthy boy.
#eridanwweek they got murder here its really eridan wweek noww
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
This is legally binding proof that I can let you fester in the ditch, buster. But I don't know. I'll see if I feel any pity when I look down upon your bloated bits.
guess wwhos got a #date to #eridanwweek if yer one a the sorry losers that aint got a #date yet nowws the time to start packin yer shit an gettin it all together before its too late festivvities start noww ya fuckin losers #imcoming
whenever i c3< react just know thats my own silent way of going "hmm" to whatever bullshit i just saw
fellas is it gay to lay on your stomach and smile and kick your legs a lil vwhile you think about her #bouncingonit #imcoming #eridanvweek
eridan wweek is newws to me id like to see eridan get into one a his typical escapades wwith a sort of sorcerous and devvilish hotblooded vvixen that ends wwith ruined orgasm plus twwo eridans
lets try this one on for size is anybody pleased wwith me
its past midday so technically #eridanwweek has begun
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
Aw, you need your little nosey cleaned. I could wipe up your dirty face~
kid is asleep pussy is out #nsfw
i'll be real i wvasn't reading that dowvn far and sawv "tried human" and wvas like "They might be gamey".
[something completely and utterly banwvorthy]
思 | If trollssss could ovulate, well... Let's jussst ssay... #Yep, #ImOvulating. (#nssssfw)
i actually would fuck this cheesesteak if it was a person gnnnghhhg #nsfw #food
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
i have to step in here to say sometimes i piss in the birdbath
~mustards are so funny because every time you harpoon one you cant tell if they’re just bleeding or if they’ve peed themselves. what an ugly blood colour
im the realest ampora around, wvhats up sexies?
Might fuck arround and go to a clown rrave. A clave if you will
catchin strays but you knoww these bitches wwould be makin excuses to get in my ovverpriced pantaloons despite the allegations if i wwere a chadlite
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
ooc chittr is the best social media because seeing a post with 0 likes but ten pities is always so fucking funny. but i've yet to see a post with majority mediates and that's a damn shame
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
one evil activity i enjoy is playing with my wind powers. so far i have learned how to make it reaaaaaally hard for people to breathe. i have only put it in practice once though. do not worry it was cool and agreed upon and everyone is fine.
WOULDN'T YOU L1K3 TO KNOW W1ND BOY
wax fondlers anonymous
:D3-3-<> t)(3y fUcK11nG R3N4M3D M3!!!!!!!! 811Tc)(!!!!!!!!
alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
♡I am such a gutterblood ally I love the rustbloods♡
♡I dont understand the hate I've been receiving because I am such an ally♡
blacked 0ut f0r l11ke f11ve m11nutes and n0w theres a huge h0le 11n the r00f 0f the h11ve lma0 s0rry br0 m11gra11ne #m11ndh0ney
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
Mmgh.
if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch
:33 < It is now my mission to get a karkitty harem
an the inferior genetics dont forget the pissblood part you knoww you wwant to make me proud
EVERY TIME I GET JUMPSCARED BY SOME DAVE PINGING SOME OTHER KARKAT AND I WANT TO EXPLODE SO VIOLENTLY IT'LL RE-TRAUMATIZE YOU FUCKERS. #GORE #SILLYGOOFYMOOD
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
anyone wanna beat the shit out of me hashtag nsfw hashtag bIakrom
every day ii thiink of thankiing my lu2u2 for forciing me two get freeform2 iin2tead of lettiing my bald a22 grow a 2ma2h bro2 fro.
whats happenin hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean jake
>unlike you i always knew dr pepper was a woman >female doctor roleplay gets my bulges wet
cream team or squirt squad #nsfw #identitypolitics
Or maybe a threat.
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE!!! BECAUSE I SAY DON'T FUCKING DO SHIT AND EVERYONE SAYS!!! FUCK YOU, KARKAT, WE DO WHAT WE WANT!!!!!
Why is everyone medi8ting me? I don't need medi8ted!
https://i.postimg.cc/7hx3wKXT/chithub.png yo what fucking site did i just click on
is this how we ♯cope with our ♯unattractivepersonalities
everybody gangsta till its throatfuck thursday #nsfw
Has anyone actually Reacted to a post with the Mediate option At All???
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what the fuck d0es the fucking auspice react even mean
reached that time 0f light where i make pathetic self pitying p0sts
As a child, I would burn my Barbie's hair. The smell comforted me.
I've been accused of shilling for social currency and meaningless online status figures. ... I mean, durr. Have you met me.
I have calculated that I have been brutally, even horrifically killed exactly 12,874 times this far. The thrill never does truly leave one, the anticipation of pain and bodily harm, the release right before the end, and finally, the regeneration in my incredibly comfortable bed. I shall never grow tired of it, knowing each time is unique. #gore
> m1gra1ne #mygra1n
WHEN IN DOUBT CLUB IT OUT.
YOUR DISDAIN MEANS NOTHING TO ME. I KNOW WHAT YOU APPROVE OF.
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cute! take off the sweater next time gomen!
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
that would have to be my mother because shes so gigantic
For all their disagreeable cultural imports, trolls really did pop off with this quadrant thing. I do love compartmentalizing my relationships.
My brand will be going through a change. Do not be alarmed.
fuck i lovve bein nautically themed