#gladiating
Troll Ryan Gosling, I am happy for you~! It's a comical circumstance that I should find out on Chittr~! I am most eager to see the film on the big screen, but I'm wondering why I never received a call~! They must have not had a role for a strong, handsome indigo~! Haha~! What a shame~! #Gladiating #Madiating https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/bccc231c6876~.png
I managed to beat off all 3 opponents, and claim victory once again~! But I am extremely sore~. I feel as if a train has been run on me~. #Gladiating #FourwayFight #NSFW
Taking 3 men at once, and let me tell you, they are not being merciful~! #Gladiating #NSFW #NotSafeForGladiators
Do not ask a gladiator his body count, as the number is likely so high that he has lost track~. Also, it's impolite~. #Gladiating #DeathToll #Suggestive #OfCasualties
Mucking the hoofbeast stable blocks tonight for my transgressions~. #Gladiating #EmployeePunishments
It's always awkward meeting the matesprit of a man you ran through with a spear~. #Violence #Gore #Gladiating #HiveWrecking
You may all be wondering how I haven't been fired yet~. It's because I'm irreplaceable~~~~. #Gladiating #JobSecurity
The dreaded manglegement is so upset with me~~~~~~. #Gladiating #CorporatePunishment #Suggestive
It would be terrible if anyone wrote a negative Shriek review of Ancient Times mentioning me, Hektor Castio, by name~~~~. Please don't write anything about my terrible performance or my sloppy armor or my diminutive polearm~. It would be so hu~miliating~~~~. #Gladiating #NSFW #NSFMJ #NotSafeForMyJob
I would rea~lly hate it if anyone review bombed me right now~~~~. I'd be in so much trouble with my mangleger~~~~. Please don't de~grade me publicly~~~~. #Gladiating #NSFW #NSFMJ #NotSafeForMyJob
Tonight's fighting technique I'd like to share is one meant to capitalize on teamwork, giving you the edge in battle~! When you attack from different sides, we call that flanking~! And no better way to flank an enemy than one in the front and one in the back~. This two-on-one fight will have your enemy on their knees~! And don't forget to high-five your mate for encouragement~. #Gladiating #Teamwork #DoubleTeaming #NSFW #SFG #SafeForGladiators
Working a double shift tolight~! Apparently the fighter I just beheaded has a brood brother that swore his eternal vengeance against me~! #Gladiating #Violence #Gore #OfficeDrama
Hello, beautiful~. We saw you from across the Colosseum and thought you looked oddly free of javelin holes~. #Gladiating #Violence #Gore #Suggestive #UnrestrainedGladiatorFun
Judge a man not by the size of his blade, but the decorum with which he thrusts it into other men~. #Gladiating #NSFW #SFG #SafeForGladiators #WarriorsCode
The stripebeasts I was supposed to fight got out~. So tonight I will be fighting~.~.~. a ferocious, bloodthirsty~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. bleatbeast~! Otherwise known as a goat~. #Gladiating #GladiatorsMakeDo
Went back into the 17 hour torture cylinder willingly, to test my endurance~! Needless to say I thrived~! Enjoyed myself, even~! I watched Gladiator 2 four times in a row~! #Gladiating #InFrightEntertainment
much as id lovve to continue loiterin around this quaint little pastoral shithole drinkin wwhipped instant energy sludge and inflictin terrible vviolence on the locals vvia the means a my eager manservvant all good things must come to an end except OBVVIOUSLY my reign as prince a hope wwhich wwill last ad infinitum lucky for me before i dropped @gallivvantingGourmand off at the torture cylinder depot and began scribing my teleportation circle for one a certain foulblooded bitch of unfathomably ill repute @handMaid fleww across the sea and only mildly destroyed the countryside so to join me for spinach...Read more
turns out the troll roman forum is inaccessible tonight due to corpse pileup or construction or wwhatevver so i had hektor attack a random man on the street instead so at least the trip out here wwouldnt be for nothin #slaycation #miniongoals #vviolence #gladiating
We're here at the Troll Roman Forum for some gladiator games, but as it turns out, they're completely closed for construction~! #Gladiating #Edging #CombatDenial #BlueMauled #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/3944907321f0~.png
come to the troll roman forum in thrashaloniki in 15 minutes if you wwant an ass kickin (from the big guy not me) (you couldnt take me) #slaycation #gladiating #mythrall #trollgreece #miniongoals @gallivvantingGourmand
Good glory the man I just finished was a gusher~.~.~. It's all over me~.~.~. On the ceiling too~.~.~. #Gladiating #WarriorMale #Gore #Suggestive
felt like gettin awway from the office for a wwhile so i magically tore a hole through space and time to troll greece wwherein i havve found and captured a wwell knowwn gladiator/chef/wwhore so that i may pit him against wworthy challengers a my choosin on the street much like one wwould wwith fiduspawwn but this rambunctious horsaponi has a goddamn halberd @gallivvantingGourmand #wwizardry #slaycation #gladiating #collab
I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive
Fighting the inspiration man for inspiration~. #Gladiating
I've been watching a lot of wrestling lately, and have been inspired to adapt some moves into my own fighting style~! One such move is a variation on a classic grappling position~ once you have your opponent on his back, try pinning his walk stems tight to his body~. It's a more friendly grapple used when fooling around with the mates, hence its name~ the Mating Press~! Try it out with the lads~! #Gladiating #WarriorBonds #MatingPress #FunWithTheMates #NSFW
My nugbone is throbbing quite severely, on account of being slammed intoa wall~. I've got a bruise that only the comfort of beau~tiful women can heal~.~.~. I might also have pan damage~. #Gladiating #ConcussionBlogging #LiveConcussedReaction #Gore
Another night, another concussion~. #Gladiating #ConcussionBlogging #LiveConcussedReaction
Gentle reminder that we eat with our hands here at Ancient Times~. Guests who ask for utensils will be fed to the stripebeasts~. #AncientTimes #Gladiating #DinnerTheaterEttiquette
I will crush my competition~. I will prove my might~. I will get my spear through that ring~. #NightlyAffirmations #Gladiating
The fight I had scheduled for tonight was cancelled~. #Gladiating #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/3944907321f0~.png
Some believe it foolish of me to be chitting mid-fight~. But lo, I am doing it right now~! You hear that, splinternet~? I am chitting in the middle of the area~! #Gladiating
While it's not exactly standard practice to tuck caegar bills into my gladiator armor, it's also not discouraged~~~~. #Gladiating #TippingEtiquette #PleaseFeelFree #ToStimulateMyTip #NSFW
My aura is so powerful it emanates from 10 feet around me, granting my allies a smile on their face, a spring in their step, and a discount on tickets to Ancient Times~. #Gladiating #LimitedTimeDeals #MessageMe #IfYouWantSome #ByTheWay
The key to slaying a stripebeast is to not show it fear~. That, and a sharp blade~. It doesn't hurt to be faster than it, also~. #Gladiating #ProStrats #LifeAdvice
Ah, I love the smell of fresh blood in the evening~~~~. #Gladiating #Gore
For those attending Ancient Times in the coming nights, do not be alarmed if the u~sual lad tasked with picking up the hoofbeast droppings is absent~. He is in the hospital block recovering from a swift kick to the pelvic region, but they say he'll make a full recovery~. Also, do not mind if his stand-in is a tall, handsome indigo~. He's temporary~. #Gladiating #PSA
It is a glorious evening to do what needs to get done by me~! #Motivation #Gladiating
My latest opponent, the Olive Amazonian~! By glory, what a fight~.~.~.~! We went round after round, blades clashing and muscles jumping~! A true war of attrition, whittling each other down until one of us was spent~. She had quite the admirable stamina~. Ultimately I was victorious, of course~. But I regret to say I didn't have the pusher to finish her off~.~.~. #Gladiating #MyTrueWeakness #Women #MaleFeminist #Violence #Gore #NSFW
Some say the frequency with which I polish my polearm is excessive~. But frankly, I pity their dull and neglected blades~. #Gladiating #BladeCareIsSelfCare #NSFW
Be still my pu~sher~.~.~.~! My opponent tonight is a colossal olive woman~.~.~. I'm already polishing my blade in antici~pation~. #Gladiating #WhettingMyBlade #ShiningMyPole #OilingMyShaft #ShavingMySteel #PoundingMyProng #TrimingMySquiggly #HalberdMaintenance #NSFW
Before I punch in does anyone want to confess that they'd like to trek across the galaxy with me, fighting monsters and plundering treasure~? #Gladiating #Adventuring #QuadrantSituationshipOptional #ButEncouraged
I am unkillable~. My hair looks magnificent~. I am faster than this hungry stripebeast~. #NightlyAffirmations #Gladiating
Thank you @legendaryLeague for coming to cheer me on to victory~! I fought that much harder, knowing that you were sitting in my section, wearing my color~. I have no doubt in my pan that as you watched me thrust my blade into that man, you were picturing that it was you I was thrusting into~. #Gladiating #Bloodsport #MyVisage #MyChudsband #Violence #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/74b10792edbe~.png
To look out in to the crowd, and witness a mighty sea of nugbones adorned with my colour~~~~! Is there any greater pride~? Though outside of this Colosseum, you may be from all stripes of the hemospectrum, tonight, we are all indigo~! You will not regret backing me as your champion~! Raise your flags high, and cheer me on to victory~! #Gladiating #CrowdWork
I like to think of myself as a tank, although I will be the first to admit that I don't fit the conventional definition~. My armor is somewhat limited, as they don't allow me to wear pants, or anything that fully covers my biceps~. Not that I'd want to~~~. #Gladiating
Ah, I love the smell of hoofbeasts in the evening~~~! I'll never understand why trolls keep leaving us negative reviews on Shriek about it~. #Gladiating #GloriousHoofbeasts #MissHim #Unidad
The cages we put up between the audience and the gladiator matches, contrary to popular belief, are not to protect audience from flying debris, so much as they are to keep the audience members from jumping into the fray~. #Gladiating
I am a fierce and start~lingly handsome troll~. I will turn my opponents to pulp and bone meal~. #NightlyAffirmations #Gladiating #Gore
Ah~.~.~. the Colosseum's trained talonbeast flew away~. I hope this will not impact ticket sales~. Please contact me if you see a flying monstrosity that answers to the name Brutus~. #Gladiating
Oh, glorious, the other fighter brought a maul~! I am in desperate need of a pounding, right now~. #Violence #Gore #NSFW #Gladiating