#gladiating
Ah, I love the smell of hoofbeasts in the evening~~~! I'll never understand why trolls keep leaving us negative reviews on Shriek about it~. #Gladiating #GloriousHoofbeasts #MissHim #Unidad
The cages we put up between the audience and the gladiator matches, contrary to popular belief, are not to protect audience from flying debris, so much as they are to keep the audience members from jumping into the fray~. #Gladiating
I am a fierce and start~lingly handsome troll~. I will turn my opponents to pulp and bone meal~. #NightlyAffirmations #Gladiating #Gore
Ah~.~.~. the Colosseum's trained talonbeast flew away~. I hope this will not impact ticket sales~. Please contact me if you see a flying monstrosity that answers to the name Brutus~. #Gladiating
Oh, glorious, the other fighter brought a maul~! I am in desperate need of a pounding, right now~. #Violence #Gore #NSFW #Gladiating
A more advanced version of the soaking technique also involves a third party jumping on the stage or arena, to simulate friction, while the fighters remain technically unaccountable~. #NSFW #Suggestive #OfBattle #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
To enhance my own battling performance, I school feed myself from an array of different disciplines~. Most recently, I have been studying a grappling technique practiced by seadwellers~. A most noble practice~! Evidently, the goal is to hold your enemy securely in place, while moving as little as possible~. It may sound unusual, but I'm led to believe some can finish a fight from this alone~! They call the technique "soaking~." #NSFW #Suggestive #Violence #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
@irrefutableDecalogue asked: "| Am Sure You Have Faced Many A Worthy Foe |n The Arena~. What Would You Say |s The Most Queer Ab|l|ty Or Techn|que You Have Seen Used Aga|nst You And How D|d You Overcome |t~?" In the arena, I have fought a number of psionics that used their abilities to enhance their fighting~. And there was one chap in particular that had quite a queer ability~.~.~. he was able to tickle me with only his think pan~! I truly thought I was going to break as he teased me relentlessly, and in my most sensitive areas~! But I fought through the intense stimulation, managed to get on top of ...Read more
Good evening, lovely Chittrlings~! It turns out my fight with the freakishly large teal blood is an hour later than I believed~. Until then, I suppose I will simply sit here consumed with bloodlust~. #Gladiating
꧁@gallavantingGourmand Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Hektor Castio's bulge. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 9. Indigo. Gladiator. Boulder-pusher. Slashing weapon user. Meat tenderizer. General public spectacle of muscle and bad judgment. A 9 is not generous. It is conservative. This is a bulge attached to a troll who thinks "I can go all night" is a normal meal block announcement. It has endurance in the read. Not just force. Repetition. Follow-through. The kind of strength that turns a task into...Read more
I counter enchantments of mages ungranted, Mine agency rampant, their casting so vapid~. I quest for the scrolls of ancient tales of old, Of when tyrants are bested, thou loyalties tested~. They harken thy deeds of glory, But bid thee treacherous quarry~. Oh, the wizardry~! Everybody wants to cast a spell on me~. Struck so magically~! Everybody wants to be mine enemy~. #Poetry #Gladiating
Ah~. I did not intend to chop Troll Jake Paul clean in half, length-wise~. But I'm afraid he forced my frond~. I quite liked his diamond-encrusted shorts, though~. Very tasteful~. #Violence #Sinfluencer #Gladiating #Gore